Smoking weed alone first time. True story. finally rolled my first blunt! This is gonna be so sweet! Which side do I light. i dont smoke weed...i am the 1% getting high Smoking weed Stoner first Time
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Smoking weed alone first time

finally rolled my first blunt!
This is gonna be so sweet!
Which side do I
******* light
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#81 - anon (03/12/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 0,066** Screw dubs.
User avatar #84 to #81 - claptonisgod (03/12/2012) [-]
well you gon 2 of em
User avatar #86 to #81 - pokedigimon (03/12/2012) [-]
You got double-dubs! That's even better than regular dubs!
User avatar #83 to #81 - thunderkrux (03/12/2012) [-]
Double Dubs??
#85 to #81 - yonkers (03/12/2012) [-]
#34 - irageurage (03/11/2012) [-]
**irageurage rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at Racists... **
mfw I smoke
User avatar #82 to #34 - zindagyo (03/12/2012) [-]
Isn't this CP? She's way too young to lick pussy.
User avatar #12 - creeperpenis (03/11/2012) [-]
usually the opposite part of the filter.
#1 - iwanttousenumbers (03/11/2012) [-]
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#4 to #1 - anon (03/11/2012) [-]
perfect ******* roll
User avatar #66 - ThumbUpOrDie (03/12/2012) [-]
>Light both sides
>Inhale the middle

User avatar #32 - fluffed (03/11/2012) [-]
i dont smoke weed...i am the 1%
User avatar #80 to #32 - stafflessmoses (03/12/2012) [-]
40 thumbs, you/me iz not alone
User avatar #11 - topstory (03/11/2012) [-]
uhm...the side without the roach maybe?
User avatar #74 - grundo (03/12/2012) [-]
May I inquire about marijuana? I already know that the propaganda spread by the ant-marijuana campaigns are mostly false, but I want to know if it's worth it. For example, what's the experience like? Is it really that great? How much does it cost? What's a healthy age to start smoking? And what are the consequences for getting caught?
User avatar #76 to #74 - spankyy (03/12/2012) [-]
im kind of interested on how people would describe the high. Specifically the first hit or two out of a pipe. If I smoked again I think i'd want to start with a hit or two because the last time I smoked anything I got WAY TOO HIGH WAY TOO FAST.
#89 to #76 - anon (03/12/2012) [-]
The experience is cool. It's just kind of different. I smoke almost every weekend but never during the week cuz then I get too tired, distracted, dont do my hw and fall asleep. If you are only doing it during the weekend then go ahead and enjoy a few hits with friends and get food idk. It is like trying to describe an orgasm, it's impossible you'll just have to try. Pretty great. $20 for 1 gram (for good stuff anyway) and 1 gram is plenty for beginners. You'lll understand amounts of it better after a few times smoking. I'm 15 and I smoke but it's preferable to smoke as late into puberty as possible as your brain and everything is still maxing out. High school don't start in middle school. Getting caught in school premises = expolusion. Getting caught outside of school with police = misdemeanor
User avatar #95 to #89 - mightytapeworm (03/12/2012) [-]
20$ for a gram? where do you live man?
User avatar #105 to #95 - benthererapedthat (03/12/2012) [-]
Like 20-30 mins outside of DC in Northern VA :/ ik it's alot but it's the amount you have to pay around here if you dont want shwag
User avatar #106 to #105 - mightytapeworm (03/12/2012) [-]
dude, im sorry, that sucks. here in Cali i can get like 4 grams for 20$ lol
User avatar #107 to #106 - benthererapedthat (03/13/2012) [-]
awww that's some craaap haha. well i'm visiting my friends up in Cali for spring break and we'll see where that goes
User avatar #91 to #89 - benthererapedthat (03/12/2012) [-]
^^Btw my bad for replying as an anon didn't realize i wasnt logged in. And sorry for the loooooong reply.
User avatar #101 to #91 - spankyy (03/12/2012) [-]
thanks man. Well i'm actually almost 19. So i'm not even in high school. My best friend of like 13 years, and my older brother smoke (brother has his medical card). So I could easily smoke with them. I'm just not going to try it until I have a new job. Current one pays **** cause i get no hours :/

Thanks though. I assumed it'd be one of those things where you can't really describe it and you just have to try.
User avatar #92 to #74 - mightytapeworm (03/12/2012) [-]
The experience isnt like crazy, it simply makes everything better, jokes, tv, food, candy, movies, hiking, whatever. it just makes you appreciate everything more. Its pretty good if you're otherwise bored, the healthy age is whenever you can appreciate it for what it really is and realize that you do need to keep it under control. The cost depends on where you are, for me i get a 1.4 gram for 10$, depending on how much you smoke it could last a week to yourself. in CA, the consequence for getting caught is a "non-criminal infraction," meaning you get a fine but have nothing on your record

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User avatar #93 to #74 - chuca (03/12/2012) [-]
depending on the strain and grade, exact feeling can differ but basically you get lightheaded,kinda hard to focus depending on how high you are,and basically you laugh alot,great way to relax

also the first few time you can get wicked paranoid,but this usually goes away after awhile, but dont smoke high grade **** your first time,it has alot more chance to make you paranoid as ****

prices vary greatly depending on location, but around my area its usual $10 for mids(common)

theres rlly no "best" age to start, as for consequences you'd have to check your specific stat laws(assuming your american) but mostly its a fine and maybe a rehab thing as long as you dont have a **** load, but DO NOT carry your weed in more than one bag, because in some areas you can get changed with selling no matter the amount,which is alot more severe
#13 - newbiee (03/11/2012) [-]
...that happened to me too
#29 - potatotown (03/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, I have a love/hate relationship with blunts, you see, i hate blunts because they are difficult to roll, take a long time to roll a good one, and they take a lot of bud, but i also love blunts because they have a very smooth, clean smoke, they burn very well, and they're great for sitting on my porch, ganja cigar in one hand, brandy in the other, watching the sunset, listening to this blunts are a luxury item, if you have time, money and rolling experience, then blunts are the best, but if you are short on cash, you aren't the best roller in the world, or you're short on time, blunts might not be the best option
User avatar #44 to #29 - cyannat (03/11/2012) [-]
I can't hold in the smoke from tabacco leaves, it makes me gag, I prefer joints
User avatar #45 to #29 - badtrollisbad (03/11/2012) [-]
>Implying blunts are hard to roll
>Implying a dime/dub is a lot of weed
>Implying 5-15 minutes is a long time
>Implying smoke from a dutch (cigar wrap) is clean

Dude I can roll a perfect blunt in less than 10 minutes, it's really not that hard. Also you usually only need a dime to roll a normal sized blunt. (Assuming you use mini's)
User avatar #46 to #45 - potatotown (03/11/2012) [-]
for those who dont normally roll blunts, it tends to be harder than spliffs and joints
User avatar #47 to #46 - badtrollisbad (03/11/2012) [-]
If you've rolled 3+ blunts it should never be an issue. After rolling my first couple of L's I had it down and now i'm a pro. Record time for a perfect blunt is 2 minuts 38 seconds for me. After breaking up, of course.
User avatar #48 to #29 - badtrollisbad (03/11/2012) [-]
Also I forgot this
>Implying a 69 cent mini dutch is a luxury item
User avatar #99 to #48 - potatotown (03/12/2012) [-]
>faggots trying to greentext
>implying this is 4chan
>its hard to type this way
User avatar #102 to #99 - badtrollisbad (03/12/2012) [-]
>Implying I was trying to green text
>Implying this isn't called quoting faggot
User avatar #30 to #29 - ariusbrightwing (03/11/2012) [-]
Hmm, I only had 1 blunt, worst thing ever for me but maybe I did it wrong, my friend and I weren't really relaxed and I coughed till I cried, but the way you put it.....and this elegant.....I'll have to could be wonderful.
#37 to #30 - potatotown (03/11/2012) [-]
its an acquired smoke, it takes some time to get used to, the first time i smoked a blunt was the summer of 08', just graduated, i was hanging with some sketchy people, and this one guy whips out a blunt, at the time, i had only heard of them, never seen one in person, he hands it to me, so being the seasoned shmoker that i am, i popped the blunt in my mouth and lit it nice and evenly, and i took the biggest hit of my life, i mean i just ******* chief'd it, about half an inch of the thing burned up into smoke, something was wrong, i felt a horrible burning sensation in my lungs and esophagus, my anus started to burn as if Satan himself was giving me a rimjob, i knelt down and started coughing and gasping for oxygen, it was no use, it was as if my throat and lungs were coated in something that made it so no air could enter, complete and utter hell, little did i know, the man who rolled the blunt only had about 1/2 a gram of low grade, shwanky grass, and filled the rest with tobacco, i cut open the blunt later to find the tobacco, staring me in the eyes, i felt defeated, there was nothing i could do but spare my peers this horrible fate, it was too late for me, it was the least i could do, so i held the disemboweled blunt in my hands, and threw it as far as i could into the nearby stream, when they started freaking out, all i could mutter was "it had to be done" in a small, hushed voice from straining my throat even more, they were completely oblivious to the fact that that could have been their last blunt, i needed no thanks, just knowing that they could be spared of the same fate that i endured, my face when i inhaled from that blunt
#38 to #37 - potatotown (03/11/2012) [-]
actually, this is a more accurate example of what i was feeling at the time
actually, this is a more accurate example of what i was feeling at the time
#42 to #38 - anon (03/11/2012) [-]
You,Sir are a pussy the first time i did it , I did it like a BOSS .
User avatar #43 to #42 - potatotown (03/11/2012) [-]
you smoked a 5 gram blunt with only about a nickel of weed in it and the rest tobacco? You must be used to smoking tobacco, because those who just smoke weed, it burns like a ************
User avatar #39 to #37 - ariusbrightwing (03/11/2012) [-]
I would have done the same my good sir, also now I'm listening to other Boch pieces. That spawn of hell needed to be smited in the water.
#40 to #39 - potatotown (03/11/2012) [-]
Motzart can eat a dick, Bach is best composer, his pieces are truly amazing, they are so addictive
User avatar #41 to #40 - ariusbrightwing (03/11/2012) [-]
Although I'm just starting to listen to him, I'm not one of those dicks that thinks they know everything about something just because they've seen 1 show or have heard 1 song, but so far there's nothing negative about his work for me.....everything is so calm and hint of violence, and not a boring peace either, just a more....pleasant feel.
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User avatar #100 to #94 - potatotown (03/12/2012) [-]
dude, gravity bongs are the ****
#31 to #29 - rillokush (03/11/2012) [-]
blunts are sooo easy to roll, if you know how to (roll the mouth piece just a little smaller). You can fit a lot of bud in a blunt, i smoked a whole 8th in a philly. i prefer hemp joints though, smoke way better, and you don't taste the blunt, just pure weed.
User avatar #69 - roelrollx (03/12/2012) [-]
**theheavyjesus rolls a blunt**
#104 to #69 - theheavyjesus (03/12/2012) [-]
That made me lol.
#24 - NotAStoner (03/11/2012) [-]
Mfw, I made this username long before all the stoner posts

Never tried smoking from a blunt before, was going to with one of my friend's and a couple of strangers, but we never got around to it, there was a carnival in town and we just kinda lost them.
User avatar #96 - chuca (03/12/2012) [-]
been smoking for 3 years and cant roll....but i love bongs anyway
#72 - trollasaurisrex (03/12/2012) [-]
The first time i made a blunt alone, i ******* lit it and it just burst into flames and scared the **** out of me.
User avatar #49 - xanaga (03/11/2012) [-]
I cant roll at all /:
User avatar #50 to #49 - bulwark (03/11/2012) [-]
Me neither man... I have sausage fingers and not enough patience to roll em... luckily my dealer rolls them for me, without charging extra for papers and filter and **** xD
User avatar #78 to #50 - iatedub (03/12/2012) [-]
>luckily my dealer rolls them for me, without charging extra for papers and filter
>without charging extra for papers and filter
>extra for papers and filter
>papers and filter
Someone is a 13 year old that doesn't smoke.
User avatar #103 to #78 - bulwark (03/12/2012) [-]
Yea my bad, I forgot the whole comic was about blunts... I generally only smoke joints, so that was what I meant =/ but no need to be a douche about it
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User avatar #52 to #51 - bulwark (03/11/2012) [-]
Wish I could help you =/ I could probably practice, but the GF isn't too keen on the whole weed thing, so if I sit at home rolling she would start a tornado of nagging... can't be arsed to deal with that sort of stuff xD
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User avatar #54 to #53 - bulwark (03/11/2012) [-]
true... well, mine is starting to loosen up a bit... not keen on it, but she knows I do it and have on ONE occasion been allowed to toke at home without her complaining :p
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User avatar #56 to #55 - bulwark (03/11/2012) [-]
she doesn't like smoke :p of any kind, be its cigarettes, joints, bonfires or me cooking bacon and forgetting it on the pan xD
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User avatar #58 to #57 - bulwark (03/11/2012) [-]
hahah exacta mi amigo xD

reminds me of a time I almost burned down my kitchen by making my own dish called "Cheese and Bacon divers death"... **** was so cash

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User avatar #60 to #59 - bulwark (03/11/2012) [-]
Oh god, sorry man D: I don't even have anything... like, nothing at all, it makes me sad :(
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User avatar #62 to #61 - bulwark (03/11/2012) [-]
Government = **** , no matter where you live =/
User avatar #64 to #62 - xanaga (03/11/2012) [-]
Yeaaa, i get my weed for free because i get my friend free dog food from where i work and he throws me a gram or two every bag but id rather have free food and pay for weed
User avatar #65 to #64 - bulwark (03/12/2012) [-]
Yea, I hear ya man =/
User avatar #73 to #65 - stafflessmoses (03/12/2012) [-]
Keep the purple lines coming!
User avatar #75 to #73 - bulwark (03/12/2012) [-]
Why? you enjoy them? :p
User avatar #77 to #75 - stafflessmoses (03/12/2012) [-]
Yes very much :D
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User avatar #110 to #109 - aninjapeanut (03/16/2012) [-]
blunt is just bud, no baccy :)
#112 to #110 - gliese (03/18/2012) [-]
blunt papers are made with tobacco.
User avatar #111 to #109 - Stalin (03/16/2012) [-]
Both blunts and joints have weed in them. The difference with a blunt is the wrap (what you roll with) is made of tobacco paper. You can either buy blunt wrap or hollow the tobacco out of a cigar.

However, you can also make blunts with cannabis leaves, removing the tobacco from the equation. But the most common form of a blunt is with tobacco paper.

User avatar #68 - TheCerealKiller (03/12/2012) [-]
I've never smoked alone.
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User avatar #90 to #79 - LocoJoe (03/12/2012) [-]
Tell me about it. I'd rather spend $65 on video games than weed. Lasts longer and more fun.
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User avatar #16 to #7 - psychoticfatkid (03/11/2012) [-]
#8 to #7 - theheavyjesus (03/11/2012) [-]
**theheavyjesus rolled a random image posted in comment #125 at Meanwhile... ** The wonders of YouTube tutorials.
< What I see when high
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User avatar #10 to #9 - theheavyjesus (03/11/2012) [-]
But I AM stupid. That's the beauty of it!
User avatar #18 to #9 - jbails (03/11/2012) [-]
What don't you get? No one here cares about your opinion.
#14 to #7 - iRetaliate (03/11/2012) [-]
>implying that people know how much your supposed to smoke your first time
>implying that you've ever smoked pot
>implying you aren't just a 12 year old trying to seem cool
>implying that your name isn't "blazekingxxx"
>implying that the above doesn't make you a faggot
>implying go **** yourself
User avatar #28 to #14 - theminiturk (03/11/2012) [-]
>implying dildos
User avatar #27 to #14 - potatotown (03/11/2012) [-]
what was his comment?
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