Salvia. It's one hell of a drug.. My first experience with salvia.....i stood up....took a very gentlemanly bow, and announced i was the devil. Kneel all ye mortal scum!!! lol.
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#42 - HarvietheDinkle (03/30/2013) [-]
This whole thread
User avatar #91 to #25 - feffog (03/30/2013) [-]
for some reason i dont picture this kid as a stoner

i picture him as the guy who always says that

like you tell him a huge story and end it with "yknow man?"

and all ya get back is that face and " i feel it".





#31 - deliciousdee ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
I cam in thinking this was going to be about human spit.
Then I got confused.
Then I realized that I am dyslexic.
User avatar #18 to #5 - aconfuseddonut (03/30/2013) [-]
I'm not even ******** you, I've said that numerous times when I was high
#1 - triedanduntrue (03/29/2013) [-]
My first experience with salvia.....i stood up....took a very gentlemanly bow, and announced i was the devil. Kneel all ye mortal scum!!! lol.
User avatar #26 to #1 - diddymonster (03/30/2013) [-]
i thought i was becoming the chair i was sat in, i just kept lifting my arms up off the chair arms to make sure i wasn't the chair yet.
User avatar #2 to #1 - SquishyHaribo (03/29/2013) [-]
I was giggling for 10 straight minutes because my mates had flaming devil horns

trying to play poker after that was just a terrible idea
User avatar #10 to #2 - fuckinfuckinfuck ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
The giggling is one of the best parts.
User avatar #60 to #10 - condormcninja (03/30/2013) [-]
Hey. I ******* love your avatar. That's all.
#99 to #2 - anon (04/06/2013) [-]
You should have pretended you were playing for your soul
#100 to #99 - SquishyHaribo (04/06/2013) [-]
I'm ginger so I wouldn't have anything to play for
I'm ginger so I wouldn't have anything to play for
#88 - Shmuck ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
My experience with salvia Went like this:   
   
Bunch of friends in a small room everyone but me has taken a hit or two of the salvia and its my turn. I take a huge hit and then sit down in one of those rocking gaming chairs on the side of the room and observe.  I look across the room and see my buddy slowly walking backwards but you can tell he is trying to fight it. He looks behind him and points at a large framed picture of my other friends first deer leaning against the wall at an angle. The guy slowly walking backwards claims that the picture is pulling him in and he can't stop. Another guy is jumping up and down saying he doesn't know who he is and the rest of us just have the giggles and can't even talk. We all watch him back up and just straight up sit down through this 			*******		 picture and looks around the room with the most surprised look on his face, It was at this point where my hit finally kicked in and i was riding on a roller coaster for about 10 minutes waving at all of my tiny friends on the ground.....
My experience with salvia Went like this:

Bunch of friends in a small room everyone but me has taken a hit or two of the salvia and its my turn. I take a huge hit and then sit down in one of those rocking gaming chairs on the side of the room and observe. I look across the room and see my buddy slowly walking backwards but you can tell he is trying to fight it. He looks behind him and points at a large framed picture of my other friends first deer leaning against the wall at an angle. The guy slowly walking backwards claims that the picture is pulling him in and he can't stop. Another guy is jumping up and down saying he doesn't know who he is and the rest of us just have the giggles and can't even talk. We all watch him back up and just straight up sit down through this ******* picture and looks around the room with the most surprised look on his face, It was at this point where my hit finally kicked in and i was riding on a roller coaster for about 10 minutes waving at all of my tiny friends on the ground.....

#79 - memescomefromb (03/30/2013) [-]
I personally haven't tried salvia. But a few of my friends have. I know this, because they won't shut up about it.
Pic related, tfw
User avatar #3 - gnometrain (03/29/2013) [-]
I hate when people try to act natural when theyre high as **** and they don't want to submit to it
User avatar #4 to #3 - kolimm **User deleted account** (03/29/2013) [-]
i hate people who constanly ask if im high
even though the first time i said yes, they keep askin every 5 mins if i feel it

YES I ******* FEEL IT SHUT UP
#41 - doctorhorrible (03/30/2013) [-]
and then you all die in a car crash
User avatar #48 to #41 - drolive (03/30/2013) [-]
I'd much rather teens drive high than drunk.
User avatar #58 to #48 - sandnigglets (03/30/2013) [-]
not high on salvia, you musta never seen a teen on salvia lol
User avatar #49 to #48 - doctorhorrible (03/30/2013) [-]
Its not a question of "would you rather"

User avatar #51 to #49 - drolive (03/30/2013) [-]
so true
#40 - natedizzie (03/30/2013) [-]
Me and my friends first time we smoked 60 or something like that. We all took huge hits and held our breath for as long as we could. I didn't really trip but i started hearing voices and got scared ******** and never smoked again. but my friend josh was staring at my friend Jordan and then grabbed a hammer and swang it at him luckily he missed and we tackled him but he kept screaming If I don't kill him he will kill us. After that we all agreed never to smoke salvia again. So we started smoking weed lol
#22 - joaomartins (03/30/2013) [-]
Finally I can use this baby !
Finally I can use this baby !
#89 - justanotherzombie (03/30/2013) [-]
Story time.
My sister and I tried saliva out of a rather large bong, all I saw was everything go static. My sister on the other hand gets on here hands and knees with both her pipes in one hand and decides to crawl inside repeating "get me away from the trippy", being the good sister I am I fallow her in to see her throw her pipes on the couch breaking one and she starts laying on the floor looking at me like I'm a freak of a sort for a few seconds and then says "I'm not doing that again"
#84 - anonasuser (03/30/2013) [-]
who the 			****		 drives while smoking salvia?
who the **** drives while smoking salvia?
User avatar #24 - grimoblivion (03/30/2013) [-]
Why the hell is the woman driving??
#27 to #24 - seiken (03/30/2013) [-]
Don't know why you got the negative thumbs, I chuckled. Good work lol
#90 - crazyolitis (03/30/2013) [-]
MFW I take drugs.
User avatar #46 - zoltardify (03/30/2013) [-]
yeeeeah.... ive done salvia a number of times, but i cant do anything less than 80x otherwise it feels like my soul is trying to leave my body and trip but cant.... so yeah i just smoke weed now xD though acid sounds fun :P
#54 to #46 - Petarded (03/30/2013) [-]
I recommend acid to anybody whose willing to experience new sensations, but I recommend that for your first trip to be with your close friends and/or people that you know you can trust and that won't **** with you and just basiclly a relaxing environnement
User avatar #94 to #54 - zoltardify (03/30/2013) [-]
thats my plan :) im super into the whole psychadelics and "exploring your mind" kind of thing :) i already have a friend in mind ^_^
#95 to #94 - Petarded (03/30/2013) [-]
Awesome, then all I can add is try to find a place/thing with lots of lines and details and an ambient light, with some music (preferably 60's-80's music like Floyd, The Doors, The Beatles, Jimi Hendrix, etc.)
User avatar #96 to #95 - zoltardify (03/30/2013) [-]
thanks for the advice haha i think imma do it in a park/forest/graveyard
#97 to #96 - Petarded (03/31/2013) [-]
No problem mate, but don't go in the graveyard, you're easily influenced when you're on acid
User avatar #98 to #97 - zoltardify (04/01/2013) [-]
lol ive always enjoyed graveyards and find them peaceful :P but ill take your advice on that xD
User avatar #45 - doddledonkey (03/30/2013) [-]
first time trying salvia, i thought i was falling down in a loop hole.
turned out, i was just falling face first on the bed over and over again.
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