Pancakes. . First time smoken' weed of the "haze" variety. db' at x me my Minerva Laying in my girlfriend' s bed sort of in a trance Are you alright, babe? In m
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Pancakes

First time smoken' weed of the "haze" variety.
db' at
x me my Minerva
Laying in my girlfriend' s bed
sort of
in a trance
Are you
alright, babe?
In my head, I could see shapes of all kinds, all sizes,
all angles, all dimension H T __
But there where we many, and they were all so complex...
so I tried to focus on the most simple shapes I could
possibly imagine...
The simple E
shapes came
together, Maing like 1
puzzle peices ts
They seemed to form the
shape of I baby, or like a
seated Buddha, and
sst'' something about the
simplicity and the pureness
of the toms triggered a
memory...
I remembered being an infant, sitting in I highchair at the dinning
room labia ofthe house I grew up in, on a sunny morning,
watching my mother cook breakfast...
Bit
and than the most amazing part of the memory kicked in...
I remembered the Frost
time I said, and understood,
the concept of the word
pancake", as though I' d
heard it a lion ti
before then Ill/
that moment undies d /
that paean-
put together,
meant what it means
My g end wanted to know what I was freak g
out about, but the best I could do to exlain all of
was to say:
I just remembered "pancake"
you-, remembered that you
want some pancakes? No...
I remembered
the Lilli
of pancakes
THEN WE HAD SEX ALL NIGHT
AND IN THE MORNING
WE WENT OUT AND GOT WAFFLES
...
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#32 - wrpen (03/04/2012) [-]
#5 - anon (03/04/2012) [-]
I felt stupid when I realized it was a pillow.
#114 - tie (03/04/2012) [-]
this is about all i can think about when im high
User avatar #28 - thepancakeman (03/04/2012) [-]
He remembers me!!!!!! :D
User avatar #31 to #28 - evilfederation (03/04/2012) [-]
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#50 to #28 - snaggyballz (03/04/2012) [-]
No, he doesn't. He remembers the IDEA of being you
#93 - therano (03/04/2012) [-]
they're not the same!
#186 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/04/2012) [-]
#185 - IceViper (03/04/2012) [-]
**IceViper rolls 44**
#216 to #197 - anon (03/04/2012) [-]
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#72 - anon (03/04/2012) [-]
It's not funny because of weed, it's funny because of pancakes and waffles. Stop hating on every single comic that tries to take humour from drugs.
It's not funny because of weed, it's funny because of pancakes and waffles. Stop hating on every single comic that tries to take humour from drugs.
#121 to #72 - anon (03/04/2012) [-]
The only reason I hate comics like these is because they're almost always 10 year olds trying to look cool. Whenever a comic starts with "So I was in my room smokin dat good **** ," I just thumb it down and skip.

#80 to #72 - ariejj (03/04/2012) [-]
Waffle bot hates pancakes
#161 to #80 - anon (03/04/2012) [-]
pancakes are ******* gayyyyyyyyyyy
#124 - jettripleseven (03/04/2012) [-]
stoner humor was funny for once
#196 - jlomba (03/04/2012) [-]
I don't know why but this made me laugh so hard. Good Job on the comic!
I don't know why but this made me laugh so hard. Good Job on the comic!
#166 - bobbinzz (03/04/2012) [-]
Pic related.
User avatar #171 to #166 - jonaxjinx (03/04/2012) [-]
Dude, I laughed harder/louder/longer than socially acceptable at this. Jesus.
#127 - flamingpinkbunnies (03/04/2012) [-]
Reminded me of this
#231 - sosyourmom (03/04/2012) [-]
Nice OC, here's a high five
#96 - cocoram (03/04/2012) [-]
These are the moments that I miss about getting high. Minus the sex. Because I've never gotten that.
#109 to #96 - zgdubz (03/04/2012) [-]
i know that feel bro
User avatar #101 to #49 - dbrak (03/04/2012) [-]
"DONKEH"
#105 - JMF (03/04/2012) [-]
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