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User avatar #5 - killazdeath (06/03/2012) [-]
Surely if if you don't want your breath to smell of smoke why do it in the first place.
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#45 to #5 - silasdg (06/03/2012) [-]
Be 21
Going to airport
Sister smokes on way
You go through "body scanner"
Sister gets mad because it's cancer machine.
You claim she smokes and so she can't talk.
MFW she says it's different.
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#14 to #5 - uberender (06/03/2012) [-]
Because it feels good.
User avatar #6 to #5 - leeerooyjeeenkiins (06/03/2012) [-]
If you didnt know that was a doobe/blunt/joint and did you know you they fill it with marijuana and did you know they smoke it because of the effect you get? Also if you breath smells like bud/kush/weed/marijuana you will get in trouble because its a illegal drug that makes you peaceful. your world must be forever changed huh?
User avatar #46 to #6 - silasdg (06/03/2012) [-]
Actually your breath simply smelling like marijuana is not an illegal offensive you have to be in possession of it.
User avatar #50 to #46 - LastCall (06/03/2012) [-]
Uh... Ok.... You're sort of right....

You see, this depends on the jurisdiction, but most states will constitute having said drug in your system as a possession offense.. This particular statute is what is also used in a lot of "Minor in Possession of Alcohol" cases.. Under the age of 21, unless a parent or legal guardian (In some states) gives the minor alcohol, said minor is not permitted to even have it in their system. (I know, communion stuff, but that is often viewed as a negligible amount of alcohol so it slides.)

In this case, Marijuana has not yet been fully decriminalized and in some states is still illegal without a prescription. Having the illicit substance in your system will constitute as illegal possession, even if it is no longer on your person.
User avatar #53 to #50 - silasdg (06/03/2012) [-]
Source?

I live in Oregon (and previously Nevada) and neither state has established law claiming anything other than DUI for marijuana in your system for reasons such as

No proof as to where it came from.
For all they know you were around someone with a legal prescription and have a contact high.

No proof as to where you where.
You could have been somewhere that it is legal to use hours before and not yet have it out of your system.

Even if there was a law no cop would arrest you because no court could prove that you're guilty of being in the wrong.
User avatar #54 to #53 - LastCall (06/03/2012) [-]
Look. I'm going to send you to a website that I used to help moderate. It is run by a lawyer of my acquaintance whom is licensed to practice law in the states of Michigan and Ohio.

The folks whom contribute to this forum range from other lawyers, to DEA agents and police. They will be able to cite the case law better than I can.

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User avatar #56 to #54 - silasdg (06/03/2012) [-]
While I appreciate the link I don't care enough to start messaging on that forum.

I don't smoke so it doesn't matter that much to me.

Thanks again though.
User avatar #9 to #6 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (06/03/2012) [-]
Or because your 14 and your parents may smell it on you.
i see no reason why someone who does not live with their parents would want to cover the smell.
another sign that you are 14 is if you smoke a joint to get high.
User avatar #25 to #9 - SniperKitty (06/03/2012) [-]
I cover up the smell because my husband doesn't smoke, it's common courtesy.
User avatar #20 to #9 - EdwardNigma (06/03/2012) [-]
I don't smoke, I don't plan to, I see no point and would rather not run the risk of being thrown in jail but might I ask for one OTHER reason to smoke Weed other than to get high?
User avatar #37 to #20 - madjackwack (06/03/2012) [-]
really sociable and great way to meet new people and chill with mates.

is a fun hobbie with all the possibilities of rolling, types of strains etc.
User avatar #26 to #20 - SniperKitty (06/03/2012) [-]
Helps with my cramps 'that time of the month" and helps my arthritis in my knees when it flairs up.
User avatar #32 to #26 - sorcha (06/03/2012) [-]
sam also great after a long shift at work to relax
User avatar #29 to #26 - EdwardNigma (06/03/2012) [-]
Now, that makes sense, that's a good reason but "Shutting my brain up and getting mental serenity" isn't a good reason.
User avatar #62 to #29 - SniperKitty (06/03/2012) [-]
I used to do it to just get high, but I had a baby and had to think about other people than myself. I never had bad cramps until after the pregnancy, but now it gets to the point that I can't walk, and with a 7 month old that has to be carried I need it to make it through the days. But for the two weeks I'm not cramping I do it to unwind instead of having a glass of wine at night when he's in bed.
#34 to #29 - thebigdirty (06/03/2012) [-]
You could make the same argument with alcohol. Why do I drink, to just beat up my wife and kids? No, to get drunk dammit.
User avatar #51 to #34 - LastCall (06/03/2012) [-]
I drink because I enjoy the taste and the subtleties of the different kinds of alcohol. Fermentation processes, distilling, and the organic matter used to create the alcohol all have a profound affect on how it tastes and what food it goes well with.
User avatar #35 to #34 - EdwardNigma (06/03/2012) [-]
But the "Drunk" equivalent of weed is getting high and the guy I'm talking about doesn't use it to get "High" because apparently he doesn't get high.

It just seems like he is wasting money.
#36 to #35 - thebigdirty (06/03/2012) [-]
Well yeah if you aren't getting a buzz then there is no point in using it, since it'd be the same to not use it
User avatar #21 to #20 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (06/03/2012) [-]
I smoke it because it allows me to shut my brain the **** up so i can have some mental serenity and think about things with clarity.
User avatar #22 to #21 - EdwardNigma (06/03/2012) [-]
So you spend a bunch of money on something that you can do normally? Dude, if you want peace and serenity, read a ******* book or something. Or just don't pay attention to the things that apparently stop this "mental serenity" of yours. It's not the hardest task in the world.
User avatar #23 to #22 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (06/03/2012) [-]
Clearly your mind works differently than mine does.
which quite honestly is not surprising.
User avatar #28 to #23 - EdwardNigma (06/03/2012) [-]
It's seriously not hard. I am a troubled, potentially unstable and strange person but even I can manage to achieve a peaceful state of mind.
User avatar #30 to #28 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (06/03/2012) [-]
And i suffer from a frontal lobe injury which gives me essentially a simmilar mindset to a psychopath, void of emotional thinking and it is nice to be able to shut the endless pool of dribble that is information absorbed from places such as this up :)
thinking about not thinking about something only makes me think about thousands of scenarios in which that has been said, how it was said, mental images of the faces who have said it and of course the times i have thought about thinking of nothing and the endless **** that thought is replaced with instead.

User avatar #10 to #9 - GURUTOPKNOWLEDGE (06/03/2012) [-]
Yeah who smokes a joint to get high?

Are you a ******* imbecile?
User avatar #11 to #10 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (06/03/2012) [-]
Someone who does not know that a joint is a waste of 4 cones.
who can even get high off a joint?
oh yeah teenagers who have never smoked before :)
User avatar #15 to #11 - GURUTOPKNOWLEDGE (06/03/2012) [-]
Someone who doesnt smoke everyday? or someone that doesn't have a pipe or a bong.
User avatar #17 to #15 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (06/03/2012) [-]
There is no reason not to have a bong.
all it takes is a 600ml bottle a garden hose and a square of tin foil.
#67 to #17 - FJrulez (06/08/2012) [-]
Uhh tinfoil?
Uhh tinfoil?
User avatar #27 to #17 - SniperKitty (06/03/2012) [-]
Um, I don't have a bong, I have a pipe, it's much easier to stash away and keep everything in one place, stash, grinder, pipe, lighter, all in one convenient place.
#12 to #11 - addictedtomusic (06/03/2012) [-]
or if your a lightweight..... like me
User avatar #13 to #12 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (06/03/2012) [-]
that is a good thing tho.
you spend less money than i do, so you are superior in my books.
User avatar #38 to #13 - madjackwack (06/03/2012) [-]
untrue, it means you have a lower tolerance.

when you are heavy weight you can smoke endless weed and get higher than a lightweight who goes over his limit after 2 spliffs.
User avatar #39 to #38 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (06/03/2012) [-]
i find you just smoke more and get no higher than you would if you had smoked less.
there is a cut off on how high you can get.
the difference is one person is used to the mindset so does not feel the intensity of the high they used to so they smoke more, the other gets all of that intensity and it takes less for them to get high.
User avatar #40 to #39 - madjackwack (06/03/2012) [-]
that's the thing, heavy weights don't have such a small cut off to how high they get.

so lightweights would stop smoking at there limit which wouldn't even be close to a heavy weights limit.

i say this because i go out some nights with new smokers and they stop after a couple spliffs and me and my mates can go on and on and end up being 100x more high than the new smokers.
User avatar #41 to #40 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (06/03/2012) [-]
Ya see, you just do not get higher, stop smoking for a month then have 3 bongs and tell me the high you had a month ago was a better high.
#43 to #41 - madjackwack (06/03/2012) [-]
i've done that, and it was :P well they are two different highs bro. if i smoke a **** load you have a really trippy and dreamy high where you think alot. if i stop smoking for ages then have a couple bongs it would be more like a light headed lazy high, well that's what i've experienced anyway.

we all have different reactions to this magical drug :)
#18 to #13 - Womens Study Major (06/03/2012) [-]
Can I just end this thread of comments with "Everything went better than expected"?

Was waiting for a flamewar to break out, heh
User avatar #19 to #18 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (06/03/2012) [-]
idk, can you?
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