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User avatar #290 - jesusissavior (04/09/2012) [-]
HELLO FUNNYJUNK I'M HERE TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH ABOUT THE EVOLUTION MYTH. I APOLOGIZE IF I OFFEND ANYONE, BUT PLEASE UNDERSTAND I'M TRYING TO SAVE YOU


evolution is a popular myth perpetuated by atheists. evolution states that the universe was accidentally created by an explosion called the "big bang"
evolution also claims that life somehow changed and became more complex because of random mutations. these two foundations of evolution are lies backed up by pseudo-science and logical fallacies.
you may hear about evolution in your schools. your teachers will tell you its a fact. dont listen to them. question evolution, point out the factual errors of the theory and let your classmates know that evolution is WRONG

The evidence against evolution is overwhelming. The DNA code is undeniable proof of intelligent design by our creator. this is evident because codes, by definition, must come from a mind.
evolution is also refuted by the nature and existence of genetic mutations. mutations can only scramble information. mutations cause serious problems like cancer and CANNOT produce anything that is conducive to survival
Biblical miracles like the Virgin Mary apparitions and The miracles of Fatima are perhaps the best evidence against evolution. the only why to deny these events is to say that thousands of people hallucinated at once!

Thank you for reading my message. Blessed are those who accept Jesus and reject false and dangerous ideas like evolution
#355 to #290 - inToxicAsian (04/09/2012) [-]
Leave this site or   
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#352 to #290 - inToxicAsian (04/09/2012) [-]
All I'm hearing is:
All I'm hearing is:
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#348 to #290 - yyetaxa **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#343 to #290 - guiguito (04/09/2012) [-]
here look this
User avatar #342 to #290 - BroStoryCool (04/09/2012) [-]
I heard Satan is a pretty cool guy.
User avatar #384 to #342 - organicglory (04/11/2012) [-]
dat same profile pic
#334 to #290 - devout feminist (04/09/2012) [-]
You're not offending anyone, you're just annoying the fuck out of everyone. If that's what you believe, fair enough, but don't go pushing it on other people. I'm reading your comments and seeing that you feel strongly about your beliefs, wouldn't you think we feel the same about ours?
#330 to #290 - grimcrimson (04/09/2012) [-]
what religion are you? and the "evidence" against evolution is evolution.. evolution is the adaptions we make in life and along the span of generations. its not necessarily monkeys to people... the big bang is possible in scientific terms. i mean it doesn't mean that God didn't make the orb of energy and then make it go boom. and if you notice that it only speaks of the earth in the beginning of the Bible.. yet there are many other planets and stars. so i mean there are many possibilities. and evolution is just publicly associated to the big bang both are very different events... and in the Bible is says that doing things like throwing down other beliefs is worse than denying them yourself. you doing this pushes you farther from God with every post. you spread your word people will listen or they will not. its not up to you. saying something is wrong like you have done does nothing for the true word of God. i hope you understand and you may change your ways somehow to benefit God instead of just putting down other beliefs. if you say it they will listen if you teach them they will follow.
#336 to #330 - devout feminist (04/09/2012) [-]
@grimcrimson even with a big wall of text you have managed to say nothing! please read my other posts where i refute what you are saying!
#339 to #336 - grimcrimson (04/09/2012) [-]
link maybe? lol anon so stupid
#349 to #339 - devout feminist (04/09/2012) [-]
@grimcrimson it's still me, jesusissavior! read my other comments and find out why you are wrong!
#357 to #349 - grimcrimson (04/09/2012) [-]
why dont you just post it here so everyone can see and besides you have a lot posted. if you think it will help my beliefs for me to read stuff over and over then its not going to work well.
#327 to #290 - mynameisjimmy (04/09/2012) [-]
Don't come here and try to ram your opinion down other peoples throats. Nobody asked for it. If we wanted your opinion on evolution we'd ask for it. But since you were so kind to give your opinion, here is mine. Enjoy
#312 to #290 - devout feminist (04/09/2012) [-]
#310 to #290 - shoissozettaslow (04/09/2012) [-]
when i read your username, i knew i would be reading bullshit, how do you think we repeatedly catch the common flu if our bodies are immune to the same disease over again, it is because the bacteria mutates, it still works the same way, just smarter in order to think around your immune system (although of course our immune system defeats it in most cases) Plus how can you say that something that isn't proven is fact, but then you say that another thing that isn't proven is impossible, I also have to say, why couldn't we have formed from single cell organisms that mutated, single cells mutate all the time, and do they always kill, no, they just become stronger (in most cases)

Now I'm not saying that you are wrong, but neither way is necessarily correct, plus if you say that the fact that people saw it makes it fact, you must be a fool, now of course this works the same for the big bang, just with nobody seeing it, but that has more things that seem factual, it is scientifically proven that we cannot reproduce without a mate, who says the "Virgin Mary" is a virgin, maybe she just lied to not be labelled with Adultery, I know if I were in her place I would.

I'm not sure that either are correct, nobody is...

but you simply can't say that you are right because of a few things
#325 to #310 - devout feminist (04/09/2012) [-]
@shoisoozettaslow you are describing micro evolution which has nothing to do with the myth of macro evolution! im sorry but i must give your post a 0/10!
User avatar #350 to #325 - TrekieTwo (04/09/2012) [-]
Multiple Miro-Evolutions over a period of time is the definition of Macro-Evolution.
User avatar #307 to #290 - TrekieTwo (04/09/2012) [-]
Please don't feel offended, I'm just correcting some information.

1. Evolution does not state anything about the origin of the universe, the Big Bang theory covers this.
2. Evolution tells about why life is so diverse, not the origin of life.
3. It has been proven has been proven by science many times, ever heard of selective breeding? Such as breeding cattle to get the fattest cow, evolution through natural selection is similar only instead of humans doing it to one species, its nature doing it to all species.
4. Can you please further elaborate on how the Virgin Mary disproves evolution?

2/10, your lack of knowledge on what you are refuting is the main reason why people thumb you down.
User avatar #318 to #307 - jesusissavior (04/09/2012) [-]
@treckietwo sorry, i cannot take your reply seriously. as i stated earlier, attempts have been made to dilute the definition of evolution so that it cannot be criticized! please educate yourself.
User avatar #316 to #307 - TrekieTwo (04/09/2012) [-]
>It has been proven has been proven

Whoops.
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#300 to #290 - uristits (04/09/2012) [-]
evolution states that the universe was accidentally created by an explosion called the "big bang"
wut
User avatar #303 to #300 - jesusissavior (04/09/2012) [-]
@uristits yes this is known as cosmological evolution! it is a logical fallacy!
#315 to #303 - uristits (04/09/2012) [-]
Can I tell you about my god Allah and convert you to islam under the holy prophet Muhammad?
User avatar #297 to #290 - guiguito (04/09/2012) [-]
know your fucking facts, evolution is a form of the being to adapt to the new place
the biblical miracles... lol, in which religion anyways?
if you want people to follow christianism, fine, but don't spread lies
i just hope you don't say god hates fags.
#321 to #297 - Griffino (04/09/2012) [-]
You said: "evolution is a form of the being to adapt to the new place", you just described natural selection. Not taking sides, I'm just saying if you're going to get angry at someone and use an arguement to prove a point, at least be right.
User avatar #326 to #321 - guiguito (04/09/2012) [-]
i would say habbitat, but at some point i was right...
but for real? this is not school, and he's just trolling, so no point actualy checking my facts

evolution states that the universe was accidentally created by an explosion called the "big bang" WUT?
User avatar #299 to #297 - jesusissavior (04/09/2012) [-]
@guiguito your definition of evolution is incorrect! atheists have tried to dilute the definition of evolution as an attempt to exempt it from criticsim! please educate yourself!
User avatar #305 to #299 - guiguito (04/09/2012) [-]
please, you are pathetic, little science keeps you away from god, big science keeps you near him, my definition is correct by my standards.
i am going to give you a little advice, this is the wrost place in the whole world to talk about religion

if you want to spread your incorrect statements you should go here You need to login to view this link
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User avatar #298 to #295 - jesusissavior (04/09/2012) [-]
@cpthaze ???
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User avatar #313 to #304 - jesusissavior (04/09/2012) [-]
@cpthaze no this is not my intention at all! i am trying to educate people wherever i can! i am aware that many people dont like my message, but it is very important!
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#328 to #324 - devout feminist (04/09/2012) [-]
@cpthaze you are just proving how hateful and ignorant you are without God. any further contact will be considered harassment and will be reported!
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#294 to #290 - pokemasterbaker ONLINE (04/09/2012) [-]
How many accounts have you lost due to negative thumbs?
#331 to #294 - mvkeeper (04/09/2012) [-]
just gonna throw out that not all Christians are like this idiot...gif completely unrelated
just gonna throw out that not all Christians are like this idiot...gif completely unrelated
User avatar #363 to #331 - pokemasterbaker ONLINE (04/09/2012) [-]
Lol I know. This guy has been coming here for years doing the same thing. That was the point in my comment.
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