Its true. .. I remember one time I made a bong out of a dr pepper bottle, used a pen casing for a stem and made a little foil bowl, i felt like MacGyver...


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#11 - ifuckedyou (03/18/2013) [-]
Don't play with their survival instinct...

Actually you can make a good reality show out of something like this
#12 to #11 - madchode (03/18/2013) [-]
I once thought CCTV cameras recorded everyone then a guy in a room somewhere watched people and made cartoons out of it. I then thought I was the show Beavis and Butthead, not a character from the show, but the actual show itself.
#2 - tacopie (03/18/2013) [-]
I remember one time I made a bong out of a dr pepper bottle, used a pen casing for a stem and made a little foil bowl, i felt like ******* MacGyver...

#19 to #2 - walkwitmahtits (03/18/2013) [-]
now why would you want to do that? macgyver is a nice man, and as far as i know he isn't gay.
#86 to #2 - taturk (03/18/2013) [-]
Same here except for a more solid bowl, use the cap to the bottle and poke a hole in it just wide enough to fit the pen casing. Then put the tin foil in the cap and poke several small holes in the bottom. Works like a charm.
#93 to #2 - anon (03/18/2013) [-]
I mad a bong out of a dildo before
User avatar #6 to #2 - sillymango (03/18/2013) [-]
Sheeh, did the weed make you that horny?! horny enough to want to **** MacGyver?
User avatar #3 to #2 - cameronrecht (03/18/2013) [-]
I've made a bong out of a coconut before. That **** was pretty intense, we used the coconut water as the bong water, the smoke tasted awesome
User avatar #5 to #3 - TheNewRavager (03/18/2013) [-]
Serious question. Was it a strong coconut taste? I don't like the taste too much but that sounds too awesome not to try. Also, if you don't mind, could you explain your process?
User avatar #156 to #5 - cameronrecht (03/19/2013) [-]
it wasn't that strong, you could still taste the weed pretty good but it had a coconut essence to it. We drilled a hole in the top of the coconut. We had a straw from one of those souvenir cup things so we used that as the stem, and finally we just used a socket wrench part as the bowl, I'll talk to my buddy and see if he has a picture of it
#13 to #3 - justtocomment (03/18/2013) [-]
I made a pipe out of a banana before, that's about the most I've done with fruits aside from the usual apple-pipe.
But I do remember the one time I made a bong out of a doorknob.
#136 - pwoneill (03/19/2013) [-]
I once turned a CPAP (essentially an automated breathing aid for people with sleep apnea) into a power suction water bong....It was so intense I dismantled it for I knew science had gone too far...
Im an engineering student though
#145 to #136 - kevinlasvegas (03/19/2013) [-]
That just sounds amazing.
User avatar #147 to #145 - pwoneill (03/19/2013) [-]
Its so strong...and it works so fast... too effective
#148 to #147 - kevinlasvegas (03/19/2013) [-]
Wow I guess somethings should not see the light of day again.
User avatar #149 to #148 - pwoneill (03/19/2013) [-]
that and I Think that is a part of my life I shall leave in the past...That is until I'm like 70... I mean come on... Why not?
#150 to #149 - kevinlasvegas (03/19/2013) [-]
You got that right
#143 to #136 - drunklmexi (03/19/2013) [-]
Must. Do. For. Science
#51 - anon (03/18/2013) [-]
it's funny. if you give some engineers a bunch of weed, they immediately become potheads.
#59 to #51 - scantoz (03/18/2013) [-]
I laughed so hard but.. You're a meg so.. You have one of 4 options..
#60 to #59 - shitshute (03/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #113 to #60 - rangerofthesea (03/18/2013) [-]
shes dancing real close to this...
User avatar #72 to #59 - vatra (03/18/2013) [-]
Is that... runescape for the options board.
#118 to #59 - anon (03/18/2013) [-]
That's a funny image (really). Why don't you use it on an anon who deserves it? He/she didn't make a stupid comment.
#44 - nicolbolas (03/18/2013) [-]
Whenever I see anything about weed, they get the mighty shrimp in their **** .
User avatar #58 to #44 - zenaki (03/18/2013) [-]
**zenaki rolls 002** Only trips can destroy him! STAND MY BROTHERS IN ARMS! One day will come where we fall, where the shrimp wins but that is not this day! TO ARMS!
#73 to #44 - lolerlaura (03/18/2013) [-]
**lolerlaura rolls 345**

To arms!
#40 - leachan **User deleted account** (03/18/2013) [-]
There are still people who have never seen this post before? I see it at least once a month.
#119 - MasterManiac (03/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#137 - shazmothree (03/19/2013) [-]
Greatest stone invention ever
User avatar #151 to #137 - rugyakuku (03/19/2013) [-]
cut the bottom off
add to a bucket of water
even better
User avatar #153 to #151 - billfred (03/19/2013) [-]
******* gravity bong! Hell yea! \m/
#88 to #37 - shishiko **User deleted account** (03/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #1 - srskate (03/18/2013) [-]
and if you give em a complement, they'll repost it all over the damn place.
#157 - anon (03/19/2013) [-]
What separates the fake stoners from the real ones is their ability to create fire when no lighter is around...
#161 to #157 - phoenixactual (08/28/2013) [-]
I keep a magnesium fire starter in my truck for such an occasion. Takes some preparation, but it works.
#78 - anon (03/18/2013) [-]
I always use fruit to make a bong like an apple.
User avatar #134 to #78 - youcame (03/19/2013) [-]
Never heard of an apple bong. That seems sort of impossible. It'd be an apple pipe.
#103 to #78 - puremadmentalged (03/18/2013) [-]
You're getting sued
User avatar #49 - thegirlyoudespise (03/18/2013) [-]
i have heard some people carry around pocket sized bibles and smoke the pages.

If that doesn't get you into hell, i don't know what will
#65 to #49 - anon (03/18/2013) [-]
Why even mention religion on the internet you are just begging to be made fun of.
User avatar #66 to #65 - thegirlyoudespise (03/18/2013) [-]
It was a joke. I wasn't trying to be rude
User avatar #50 to #49 - sparkyoneonetwo (03/18/2013) [-]
that paper is ******* amazing
User avatar #53 to #50 - thegirlyoudespise (03/18/2013) [-]
does the ink alter the flavor?
User avatar #54 to #53 - sparkyoneonetwo (03/18/2013) [-]
no not form my experiences anyway
User avatar #55 to #54 - thegirlyoudespise (03/18/2013) [-]
Oh okay
User avatar #56 to #55 - sparkyoneonetwo (03/18/2013) [-]
but it's like only the second use full thing I ever found for my box of bibles, and it works better than most rolling papers I've used.
User avatar #61 to #56 - thegirlyoudespise (03/18/2013) [-]
are you by any chance an athiest?
User avatar #62 to #61 - sparkyoneonetwo (03/18/2013) [-]
I am a nothing, not an atheist but not religious either. I have like 43 bibles last time I counted I've gotten more since then people just give them to me all the damn time, just leave them on the door step or in the mail box.
User avatar #64 to #62 - thegirlyoudespise (03/18/2013) [-]
Oh! so would be more agnostic like me then.
User avatar #67 to #64 - sparkyoneonetwo (03/18/2013) [-]
I suppose so though I much rather call myself a nothing
User avatar #68 to #67 - thegirlyoudespise (03/18/2013) [-]
Whatever floats your boat
I''m not one to judge
User avatar #69 to #68 - sparkyoneonetwo (03/18/2013) [-]
Juts sound cooler to me
User avatar #138 to #56 - shazmothree (03/19/2013) [-]
Wrigley gum wrappers the best once you peel the metal off
User avatar #139 to #138 - sparkyoneonetwo (03/19/2013) [-]
that sounds like a lot of work
User avatar #140 to #139 - shazmothree (03/19/2013) [-]
It is, but the paper burns so smooth. It's like wrapping your weed with a mint leaf
User avatar #141 to #140 - sparkyoneonetwo (03/19/2013) [-]
and how do you get the metal off??
User avatar #142 to #141 - shazmothree (03/19/2013) [-]
Scrape it off gently it takes a couple minutes. I always do it when I'm in class and save them for later
User avatar #144 to #142 - sparkyoneonetwo (03/19/2013) [-]
Hmmm this is interesting I must try this
User avatar #83 to #49 - listerthepessimist (03/18/2013) [-]
I find a quran makes for a smoother smoke
#120 to #83 - cameronrox (03/18/2013) [-]
my weed is like the quran... burning that 			****		 gets you stoned
my weed is like the quran... burning that **** gets you stoned
#25 - buttholee ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
When FJ mentions weed: yeah man, weed's the best   
When Facebook/Twitter mentions weed: Wow, what has this generation come to?   
I mean, seriously? Then you guys complain about double standards, I am disappointed
When FJ mentions weed: yeah man, weed's the best

When Facebook/Twitter mentions weed: Wow, what has this generation come to?

I mean, seriously? Then you guys complain about double standards, I am disappointed
#30 to #25 - draxdiesel (03/18/2013) [-]
if i posted this on facebook i'd probably get a bunch of likes. get less bitchy friends
#95 to #25 - pimpmycookie (03/18/2013) [-]
Well, if you were to apply for a job - chances are, they're going to go through your facebook profile if they run a background check; on the other hand, they have probably never even heard of funnyjunk.
#114 to #25 - anon (03/18/2013) [-]
We don't act like internet tough guys though.
User avatar #115 to #114 - buttholee ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
But here's what's even worse, we don't know each other, or even each other's names for that matter, but on facebook we do... so I'd think it'd be harder to pretend to be someone you're not, when people know you in real life
User avatar #26 to #25 - notboobies (03/18/2013) [-]
because facebook is like yo i got a gram of kush swag yolo 420 based god popped a molly now im sweatin.
User avatar #28 to #26 - buttholee ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
No, but even just posts like "just smoked a gram", most people go ******* over it
User avatar #29 to #28 - notboobies (03/18/2013) [-]
Whatever man I could care less what other people do to be honest.
User avatar #31 to #29 - buttholee ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't smoke, I don't plan on it, I'm not anti-weed, I'm not pro-weed, like you said, I don't give a **** about what other people want to do, I'm just saying, there's a but of a double standard here when it comes to weed
User avatar #33 to #31 - Rattaz (03/18/2013) [-]
Probably because it's not really "socially accepted" where they are from. Tabu, kinda.
And many on here are somewhat "anonymous" when it comes to talking about it, and don't want all their friends and family to know that they smoke.
User avatar #35 to #33 - buttholee ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
I see what you mean, but at a point, people here don't care what reasons they have to say why this generation sucks, they just like pointing out whatever small flaws people have
User avatar #77 to #35 - Rattaz (03/18/2013) [-]
That's also true.
#39 to #26 - anon (03/18/2013) [-]
Yeah no, you're just making **** up.
User avatar #84 to #25 - conordalymcr (03/18/2013) [-]
It's like Funnyjunk encompasses some sort of.. some sort of varied demographic! Madness!
#128 - TimeWarpRaped (03/19/2013) [-]
I don't smoke, but I have friends that do. They've made some intricate **** out of water bottles, 2 liter bottles, bottle tops, and metal sockets. I've even seen air freshener clips used to make it smell different, in a weird flowery smoke.
#162 to #128 - phoenixactual (08/28/2013) [-]
Never forget the "soda can pipe made only using tools found on a soda can"
User avatar #4 - iamkagji ONLINE (03/18/2013) [-]
Last time I was high I made a flamethrower that takes any pressurized canister as a fuel source. Does that count?
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#130 to #111 - tkfishandchips (03/19/2013) [-]
They were probably stoned when they saw it the first time...
#117 to #111 - tomthehippie (03/18/2013) [-]
If I haven't seen it, its new to me!
#124 to #117 - jtblip (03/19/2013) [-]
You just became that guy.
#146 - wtfuwant (03/19/2013) [-]
Yea I find this less funny the fifth time around.
#122 - dishie (03/18/2013) [-]
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