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User avatar #20 - thefurie (07/02/2012) [-]
5 times 0 is still 0
#2 - anon (07/01/2012) [-]
Just so you know, because alcohol is legal you can drink like 5 gallons of pure alcohol without getting harmed. But if you smoke weed a single time there is about 99.99999% chance that you'll die immediately, because weed is illegal.
#13 to #2 - anon (07/02/2012) [-]
User avatar #22 to #2 - megamanfan (07/02/2012) [-]
with 5 gallons of weed, you could kill an entire herd of elephants
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User avatar #32 to #2 - lynchdude (07/02/2012) [-]
omg my friend had some weeds last week, i just got back from visiting him in the insane asylum *sob if only he had listened to those educational videos he might still be here
User avatar #3 to #2 - napkinlover (07/01/2012) [-]
Phew, almost put that weed needle in my arm.

Thanks anon!
#11 to #3 - steavo (07/02/2012) [-]
I took 3 weeds, I was going to take 8 but I heard some guy died from 8, so I took 3 weeds last week, and now I have aids!
#24 to #11 - anon (07/02/2012) [-]
Marijuana are bad for you! I know a guy who died from taking 7 pots. He got aids and died!
User avatar #23 to #3 - sodapops (07/02/2012) [-]
There are LOTS of people that believe that drug users actually and literally overdose to death on shooting weed and hash. As in, with a syringe. Into a blood vessel. Every time it happens I mourn that i have only 2 palms to put my face in.
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User avatar #15 to #2 - zistheman (07/02/2012) [-]
i snorted 3 lines of weed, and i died, but then took 3 more lines of weed, and jesus'd.
#105 to #15 - jewcee (07/02/2012) [-]
i lost it at jesus'd
i lost it at jesus'd
#66 - ApocalypseKing (07/02/2012) [-]
mfw smoke weed errday...still virgin
User avatar #88 to #66 - MaxFabian (07/02/2012) [-]
i know that feel bro
User avatar #95 to #66 - TigerShark ONLINE (07/02/2012) [-]
5x0=0
User avatar #72 to #66 - robskul (07/02/2012) [-]
you have yellow eyes? awesome
User avatar #118 - iliekcereal (07/02/2012) [-]
There is currently a 0% chance of me getting laid...

5 times 0 is still 0... :(
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#139 to #118 - JesusTheSaviour has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #142 to #139 - iliekcereal (07/02/2012) [-]
Cool.
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#61 - Flfootball (07/02/2012) [-]
High as 			****		, doing this   
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High as **** , doing this
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#73 - fentom (07/02/2012) [-]
#84 to #73 - thefasrdog (07/02/2012) [-]
I just wanted to use this gif...
I just wanted to use this gif...
#26 - pretzalman ONLINE (07/02/2012) [-]
Let's go do heroin and have an orgy guys!
Let's go do heroin and have an orgy guys!
#9 - fourtwentt (07/02/2012) [-]
i know this because im a daily smoker and love that **** ..but when you reflect on it while youre high (like me, presently) you know its true. only when im high do i wanna quit..
#27 to #9 - niggiesmalls (07/02/2012) [-]
same here man
User avatar #17 to #9 - aussiepixel (07/02/2012) [-]
only when im high do i wanna quit..

This.... This is winning quote right here.
#102 - therealdoctor (07/02/2012) [-]
Let's do it!
Let's do it!
User avatar #140 to #102 - napkinlover (07/02/2012) [-]
It funny, because in that video, he is saying, "I cant do it."
User avatar #141 to #140 - therealdoctor (07/02/2012) [-]
Lol, yeah.
#176 to #102 - Lemonpoo (07/02/2012) [-]
is that David Tennant?
User avatar #177 to #176 - therealdoctor (07/02/2012) [-]
Indeed.
#143 - twlin (07/02/2012) [-]
**twlin rolled a random image posted in comment #55 at DESKTOP WALLPAPER THREAD! ** whatever i roll, i make my desktop..
User avatar #144 to #143 - napkinlover (07/02/2012) [-]
Well how about that.
User avatar #149 to #143 - shitshitshit (07/02/2012) [-]
nice
User avatar #151 to #143 - warzon (07/02/2012) [-]
twlin
you are now officaly the luckest ****** .
#145 to #143 - twlin (07/02/2012) [-]
HEY LOOK, A DESKTOP WALLPAPER THREAD!
#96 - omahgawd (07/02/2012) [-]
It's time to get some weed, boys.
It's time to get some weed, boys.
#158 to #155 - littlegreenmidgets (07/02/2012) [-]
Yeah...just thought theyd look cool three in a row...(don't hurt me.)
Yeah...just thought theyd look cool three in a row...(don't hurt me.)
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#21 - madjackwack (07/02/2012) [-]
dam i wish that was true.

forever a stoner.
#179 - stillnotbob (07/02/2012) [-]
>MFW I smoke weed and I'm a virgin
#198 to #179 - hazardousblaze (07/11/2012) [-]
Yeeeah... worst of all my best friend is a girl, and she isn't looking to do anything... Man just some fun wouldn't hurt
#138 - teakill (07/02/2012) [-]
well i smoke weed but 5 times 0 is still 0
#86 - doctorhorrible (07/02/2012) [-]
yet the girls look like this....and they get pregnant at a young age to
#106 to #86 - dudeski (07/02/2012) [-]
And the award for Counter-point of the year goes to........ DOCTORHORRIBLE! For his thesis statement of what is wrong with ******* kids these days! Congratulations!
#112 to #106 - pukingrainbows (07/02/2012) [-]
And what's so wrong about ******* kids these days?
#115 to #112 - dudeski (07/02/2012) [-]
Touche. lol
#100 - napkinlover (07/02/2012) [-]
OP here.... 5x0=0.

It was funny the first time.

funnyjunk.com/channel/stoner-humor/I+want+to+smoke+now/leoaGyr/20#20
You guys posted it like 20 times.
User avatar #93 - SniperKitty (07/02/2012) [-]
I would rather not have sex high.... it's more fun sober but that's just me
User avatar #107 to #93 - guiguito (07/02/2012) [-]
dunno man, i mean it still sex, six times sex, and you may not even be high on the time being
User avatar #120 to #93 - fourohsix (07/02/2012) [-]
i agree, well put i would rather last longer than peter north inside her before i even stick it in.
User avatar #125 to #120 - SniperKitty (07/02/2012) [-]
Well it's a different reason for me, I'm a girl and I like to relax when I'm high, when I have sex orgasms make me energized, and it ruins my high. Also smoking helps me numb pain I have in my knee, unfortunately it's numbs everything else, so sex also feels pretty blah unless the right spot is hit, making orgasms a lot less frequent too. I also get mad cotton mouth, and it isn't just my mouth that has a problem "getting wet", so there's another issue with it.

I dunno, I know some people love to have sex while high, there's just too many negatives and not enough pluses for me I guess. I'm more of a loner when I'm high anyways, I'm very quiet. My husband likes it because I don't talk to him while he plays HoN :p
User avatar #82 - ghostoftrolling (07/02/2012) [-]
so if you smoke weed you have a greater chance to have sex? since when I could have bean having sex for all those times.
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User avatar #67 to #62 - Vynce (07/02/2012) [-]
That roll was so perfect that I actually bothered to do basic math to give you a thumb.
User avatar #25 - mruserfj (07/02/2012) [-]
Silly OP. Five times zero is still zero
User avatar #30 to #25 - thadin (07/02/2012) [-]
Just thought of it... Beat me to it, you silly bastard.
User avatar #33 to #30 - napkinlover (07/02/2012) [-]
And if you look lower, someone beat both of you!
User avatar #38 to #33 - thadin (07/02/2012) [-]
WELL **** ME SIDEWAYS.
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User avatar #97 to #64 - thadin (07/02/2012) [-]
0% chance of getting laid x 5 is sitll 0. OP didn't understand.
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#180 to #124 - thadin (07/02/2012) [-]
There are some places hookers won't go.
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