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#7 - europeanswallow (02/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
once, I got so high I forgot how to take a screenshot
#15 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#28 - detectivejewhat (02/28/2013) [+] (8 replies)
>at school freshman year
>Friend has some really, really good weed but he can't take it home
>"Detectivejewhat do you want this?"
>Never smoked before but always been curious
>"yes i want it"
>put 5 sack in my bookbag
>FF to around 6pm
>tell my stoner sister i have some weed and i want to smoke
>She flips shit
>Asks me where i got it
>is really confused that out of nowhere i want to smoke weed
>Parents come in middle of conversation
>"Can you guys go to the store and get some groceries"
>Oh my god fuck yes perfect opportunity
>We leave
>Go to gas station and buy a can of coke and make a ghetto ass can piece out of it
>Start hot-boxing in store parking lot
>Done smoking, don't feel anything
>"This is gay I can't feel anything"
>get out, walk towards store
>My legs are jello
>My face is a cloud
>Where is store
>how does walk
>mfw it took us an hour and a half to find the chips
User avatar #8 - spankymcgee (02/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Story time.

Toking at a buddy's house and doing some homework. After a few hours decide to go home. As I pull into the driveway I notice that my Mom's car isn't there. I have a sigh of relief and say to myself, "Fuck yeah, Mom isn't home." I quickly realize I'm screwed when I see I'm in the passenger seat and my Mom is staring at me like I'm a fucking retard.

It was a good day.
#21 - TheTurnbull (02/28/2013) [-]
I'm probably late but I feel I can actually contribute to the stories here   
Was taking my first hit from a bong and getting back into smoking for the first time in months. One hit and I was out, on my ass and not moving. About an hour later, my buddies were done hockey, and we decided to go get some Freshslice pizza. We pile into a van and head out. On our way there the driver went right through a stop sign and I think 'man, that driver fucked up", then everyone starts yelling at me and I remember i was driving.   
   
tl:dr. Got high, forgot I was driving, went through a stop sign, got pizza. Crime pays
I'm probably late but I feel I can actually contribute to the stories here
Was taking my first hit from a bong and getting back into smoking for the first time in months. One hit and I was out, on my ass and not moving. About an hour later, my buddies were done hockey, and we decided to go get some Freshslice pizza. We pile into a van and head out. On our way there the driver went right through a stop sign and I think 'man, that driver fucked up", then everyone starts yelling at me and I remember i was driving.

tl:dr. Got high, forgot I was driving, went through a stop sign, got pizza. Crime pays
#23 - bluboy (02/28/2013) [-]
Im so kite like a high
#5 - telmarine (02/28/2013) [-]
i would wake and bake before school, but i have college chemistry in the morning   
   
High + chemicals = really fun for me, but chemical burns for lab partner   
   
its happened...he deserved it
i would wake and bake before school, but i have college chemistry in the morning

High + chemicals = really fun for me, but chemical burns for lab partner

its happened...he deserved it
User avatar #45 - limb ONLINE (02/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
First time I got high was at a baseball field at 3 in the morning and it was 20 degrees outside (F)
+7
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User avatar #39 - alseides (02/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Stoner story time!

Once, I got so high, that I did something stupid.

Now gimme your thumbs
#40 to #39 - teranin ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #9 - Riukanojutsu (02/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
STORY TIEM

>be 17
>have first gf
>summer
>aunt invite me, my dad, my stepmom and my gf to her house in the country
>erry one is happy
>first time gf sees family
>aunt recently started dating my father's friend
>ff to the first night
>we are around a campfire, my aunt bff and her bf are there
>my stepmom goes to sleep
>my gf, me, my dad, my aunt,my aunt's bf, her bff and her my aunt's bff are still around
>iteraly 2 minutes later my aunt's bff ask if we want weed
>wtfdidijustheard.wav
>my dad says yes
>okwat.jpg
>my dad and my aunt's bff starts smoking with everyone around.
>there so high its fucking hilarious
>best night ever

i have no idea why the fuck she had weed on this particular time but im so fucking glad she had it.
User avatar #26 to #9 - nobigwhoop (02/28/2013) [-]
Holy shit. This has more characters than Downtown Abbey.
#55 - Sammmy ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
The second time I got high with my best friend we smoked a blunt outside waiting for the pizza guy because we had ordered that cheesy bread stuff from dominos. So after we get our cheesy shit we go inside into my room to eat it. So I'm in the middle of eating my delicious gooey cheesy bread and I look over and he's rubbing the cheesy bread on his face. He just looks at me and he's like "Dude this feels so fucking good" And all I could say was ".....you're going to get such bad acne from that........" It was a good night.
#19 - anonymous (02/28/2013) [-]
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#6 - duckslikegrapestoo (02/28/2013) [-]
after surgery when i got back home i had to pee but i was freaking out cuz i couldnt find the seat belt and it was unsafe to pee without one
#63 - twatmissile (02/28/2013) [-]
HFW there actually is a seatbelt
User avatar #50 - beefynugglet (02/28/2013) [-]
Last time I ever smoked it was some shit laced with a hallucinogenic. I thought I was being chased by wolves or some shit and was freaking out and running all around the house. Then I puked in a pillow case and hit my friend with it. Needless to say, I don't smoke much anymore unless I know exactly where it came from.
#67 - anonymous (02/28/2013) [-]
Remember Sun-Baby from Teletubbies? I just realised, it's their God.
Sun-Baby watches over them but why is it always laughing? You see it created the Tele-Verse and The Teletubbies. They live freely and happily but everyday when that Sun-Baby rises up, it's not laughing because it's happy to see it's creation at work, no, Sun-Baby is plotting their destruction. They have sinned and gone against the Tele-Bible. Tinky-Winky was gay, an affront to Sun-Baby God, it clearly states that in the Tele-Bible. They ignored Sun-Baby, forgetting it was what forged their existence. Sun-Baby was angered and destroyed the Tele-Verse. This is what happens when you ignore our God. Do you want to end up like the Teletubbies? PRAISE GOD!
Teletubby Apocalypse, it happened. It was a full on Tele-Caust, it was brutal. You try to deny it but we all know what happened.
DAMN YOU SUN-BABY AND YOUR SADISTIC TUBBY SLAUGHTERING! HOW CAN YOU SMILE ABOUT THIS? DO YOU HAVE NO SOUL SUN-BABY!
User avatar #27 - davvi (02/28/2013) [-]
"I was so high that"
I took a picture of the screen with my camera instead of taking a screenshot
+1
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User avatar #1 - sanditroll (02/27/2013) [-]
You should be banned again for not knowing how to use Print Screen.
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