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User avatar #61 - vanhoutte (12/01/2013) [-]
>Be in Grade 9
>Christmas/Birthday
>Start off by getting drunk with my then girlfriend and my best friend while sledding outside of town
>Girlfriend pulls out cherry rolled J
>"want some?"
> ******* rights.JPEG
>Take massive draw and don't cough amazingly enough
>Proceed to be really ****** up and not remember the actual high because I was drunk as well.

Tell you the truth my first time sucked.
#60 - lickmyscrotum (05/29/2013) [-]
>Skating at skatepark, a few suburbs away from my own, with old family friend.
>Friend's friend has bong and weed, friend calls me to bong.
>Take a few cones, don't feel anything.
>Take more, throat feels as though it's burning, still not high, smoke more.
>Decide to give up, start skating.
>Forget what skating is.
>Start thinking about the philosophy of skating, why it's enjoyable, how the board rolls.
>Find myself lying in friends bed, still contemplating skating.
>Suddenly, Nutella sandwich.
>c:
#59 - qxq (09/23/2012) [-]
first time i passed out behind a bench in the woods
#58 - DamnWalmartBullets (09/10/2012) [-]
first time
use a red bull can cuz were dumb
with best friend since 8th grade and another bff just met who later i hate
the one i hate got me started
10th grade spring break

get stonned took a walk to the beach and i picked up a bird, coolest experience ever
User avatar #57 - voltic (09/09/2012) [-]
> be 12
>winter in canada (freezing ******* cold)
> tried weed before only one or two tokes did nothing
>wanting to get actually high
>with freind
>go to local school on weekend
>shaky hands
>take about 6-7 good tokes
>go to freinds house
> freinds dad know were high
>hear him talking about us
>get peaked out and call dad to pick me up
>dad picks me up and we go to restaurant
> THANK THE LOND IM ******* HUNGRY
> sitting down hoping family doesnt notice
>going to get wing combo for whole family
> waitress comes to us
>panic and order 2 peperoni pizza's
>family all like wtf
>eat all my ******* pizza
>go home
>snooze

#56 - ciivil (08/31/2012) [-]
>Be 11/12 (I grew up in New York and I realize I was young but stick with me I make bad decisions whatever)
> My 14 year old friend calls
> "Want to try bud?"
> ******** .jpg
> Go to his house
> Be in the bathroom
> He has the blunt rolled
> Lights it, pulls.
> MY TURN.
> Heart is racing, feel like im going to freak
> Pull, immediately exhale
> Thinking "I didn't cough, must be naturally a good smoker"
> "You have to take in breath after you pull. You released all the smoke"
> Round 2
> Inhale the smoke
> JESUSCHRISTLORDHAVEMERCY
> Start coughing so hard I feel like im going to vomit
> "You are going to feel like you are going to vomit but your good, drink this water."
> Chug the water
> Next turn, take the smoke and its better
> smoke 2 blunts
> Im at a (4)
> We watched a movie
> Great day.
That was like 4 years ago. Good experience. Bad age.
#55 - miiikey (08/30/2012) [-]
I had a bad trip my first time ):

>Pulled off an allnighter before
>Went to park with friends
>Best friend bought dub, 4 heads
>Match up
>Take nice first hit
>Swallow the smoke
>Cough out lung
>Put back in place
>Continue until my turn
>Rinse, wash, repeat until I can't open eyes
>Realize I'm high as a kite
>Laugh at myself
>Best friend notices, we laugh for 5 minutes
>Just be with my friends for a while
>Get a 'whitey' at nearby Wendy's
>Bad trip for the next 5 hours
>Terrible experience
>MFW my bestfriend stuck with me while everyone else left even though they knew I had a bad trip going on
User avatar #54 - bulwark (08/29/2012) [-]
>Friend has been pestering me for long that I should try toking
>Never smoked anything before
>I give in
>Go to his place
>Smoke from a pipe made of a metal can
>Having a sore throat doesn't help
>Manage to take a good hit
>Hold it as long as possible
>Suddenly feel like I am sitting in a chair made of bubblegum
>Get the munchies
>Him being an asshat, didn't have any
>We make 3 cans of beans instead
>Eat directly out of the pot
> ******* epic first high
User avatar #52 - ryrowibe (08/27/2012) [-]
>be 13
>at new friend friends house
>bong comes out
> ******
>start ripping it
>friends make fun of me cause i cant clear it
>decided to be a champ
>cash the ENTIRE ******* BOWL IN ONE TOKE (freshly packed)
>hold it in
>exhale
>feeling light headed
>lean against wall smoke still exhaling
>slide down the wall to a sitting postion
>finally all the smoke is gone from me
>insta (10)
>pass out on the floor for awhile
>gf all worried
>friend "revives" me with a bag of chips
>"dude you gotta give me some"
>eat half the bag
>start a new sesh
#51 - JCub (08/23/2012) [-]
>be me 15   
>be at friends house   
>wait till his mom leaves she walk out and we scramble to his shed    
>load up this magnificent weed that smelled divine we all hit and cough our balls off   
>feelsgoodman.jpeg   
>everyone got 2 more hits then we each smoked a cig im trippin balls and my friends decide to mess with me   
>My friend ryan start stareing at me like 						********					 then he mutters im goign to kill you   
>						*****************					   
>i say i got to go take a piss   
>can barely make my way into house to bathroom go into living room theyre watching TV   
>i take my place and then ryan flashes a pen knife   
>i freak out   
>i get up and say im going to leave friend says no stay here then ho goes into kitchen for munchies   
>i start to leave and comes sprinting at me with knife in hand   
>						******					   
>he fake stabs me but i think it was real i tripped out i collapse on floor and ryan and marshall run up and check on me   
>i fake death and they trip out they start thinking of how to get rid of my body   
>i really had them going until they carried me outside and just set me there   
>i wait patiently and just when they satr to drag my i scare the 						****					 out of them   
>there faces PRICELESS   
>then we all munched out watched adventure time drove home  layed in bed and listen to music pass out have trippiest dream   
all in all pretty 						*******					 fun night
>be me 15
>be at friends house
>wait till his mom leaves she walk out and we scramble to his shed
>load up this magnificent weed that smelled divine we all hit and cough our balls off
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>everyone got 2 more hits then we each smoked a cig im trippin balls and my friends decide to mess with me
>My friend ryan start stareing at me like ******** then he mutters im goign to kill you
> *****************
>i say i got to go take a piss
>can barely make my way into house to bathroom go into living room theyre watching TV
>i take my place and then ryan flashes a pen knife
>i freak out
>i get up and say im going to leave friend says no stay here then ho goes into kitchen for munchies
>i start to leave and comes sprinting at me with knife in hand
> ******
>he fake stabs me but i think it was real i tripped out i collapse on floor and ryan and marshall run up and check on me
>i fake death and they trip out they start thinking of how to get rid of my body
>i really had them going until they carried me outside and just set me there
>i wait patiently and just when they satr to drag my i scare the **** out of them
>there faces PRICELESS
>then we all munched out watched adventure time drove home layed in bed and listen to music pass out have trippiest dream
all in all pretty ******* fun night
User avatar #50 - billymogo (08/23/2012) [-]
>be me 13
>at friends house
>me, his mom and 2 other friends pass around 2 joints
>don't really cough be cause cigarrets were apperently the **** in highschool so i smoked some
>dont really get to high
>get left over roach
>friends give it to me
>i put a whole in a can and put it in the tiny hole
>friend lights it
>hes high as ****
>tells me to ******* inhale as inhumanly hard as possible
>i do
>get a good couple hits off of it
>accidently swollow roach
>get high as all hell
>we got his dog high
>watch fresh prince of bel-air
>the most funny thing ive ever seen
> go play assasin's creed brotherhood
>dog sits on bed with me
>sneak into my own house to grab ramen annd pepsi galore
>Play with his dog who is high as **** while friends watch tv
>fall asleep
ITWASAIGHT.jpg
#49 - insertwithere (08/22/2012) [-]
The first time I smoked?
>Be 16
>In London around Westminster
>Goto St Georges park
>Light up the spliff (tobacco and weed joint)
>Take the first hit
>Coughing
>Feels like ****
>Smoke more
>Gets better and better
>Almost done with it
>Park officer walks in
>Starts heading towards us
> **** **** damn cock ******
>Toss whats left in a bin
>Go chase ducks in Hyde Park for an hour

The first time I actually got high was in a maintenance room at my friends apartment building. First joint I ever smoked without tobacco. It was ******* wonderful. Went to a friends house and ate ramen without any flavor packages. Delicious.
#48 - despereux (08/22/2012) [-]
My first few times didn't really get me a full high, just a chill feeling.

THOUGH, the first time I was actually at my dealer's place smoking with myself and 3 other people, ******** . First time smoking more than one bowl, and one of which being a few good bong rips. I had a bit of a freak out. Really bad cottonmouth, boyfriend gave me OJ. Which happened to taste like pineapple juice. I almost fell over. And it was such an experience, I had an emotional rush and I was crying. And everyone told me I kept rambling on about how "life was wiggly." :)
#46 - anonymous (08/21/2012) [-]
so guise lets start
>be 15
>be magicfag
>playing magic the gathering with my bro at school
>no one else of my friends plays
>summer break comes
>don't call or text with bro for whole summer
>bro calls at end of summer
>"hey man, how's it going? wanna drive here today n play some magic?"
> ******* .jpeg
>go by train
>bro picks me up from train station
>asks me if i wanna meet his gf and his brother
>why the **** not?
>we meet up and chat
>his brother asks me the regular stuff
>suddenly he asks if i ever smoked weed, say no
>we are going to their 3rd brother(that one is the oldest)
>that dude is nowhere to find
> *************** .gif
>bro rolls j, smokes, looks at me and passes
>i pull alittle bit, and am like: INHALE, DO NOT COUGH DO NOT COUG DO NOT COUGH, EXHALE
>feel nothing at start
#47 to #46 - anonymous (08/21/2012) [-]
25 line limit so im gonna continue here
>bro rolls 5 more js and i take a bong rip
> high as ****
>suddenly oldest brother turns up with mcdonalds food for 80 bucks
>pays for mine since i am broke
>THANK YOU VERY MUCH DEAR SIR
>eat like pigs until 7am
>play magic until 11am
>bro asks me when i wanna go home
>ask him if i can stay another day
>i can
>play magic and smoke occasionally until 6pm
>not really high anymore
>still at oldest brothers house
>take 3 more bong rips and cough like an idiot
>high again
>smoke like idiots until 7am
>go to a restaurant for breakfast
>drive home at 9am
>be extremely high until 5pm
>BEST WEEKEND EVER
i still smoke with my bro during school and with these guys whenever i got the occasion
#45 - slipperygypsie (08/21/2012) [-]
>8th grade
>go to my friends house
>gets to be like 12am
>friend pulls out a bong and some weed
>hit it
> **** was harsh
>coughed and coughed didnt think i'd ever stop
>i said i couldnt feel anything
>next thing im rolling around this room laughing
>eyes opening and closing like crazy
>really methodical laugh
>snap back to my friends like slapping me going WTF
>I say
>Was i rolling around the ground
>"no you just sat there moving your head around in circles laughing for 20 minutes
>try to get up cant do anything
>walk into screen door
>lie there
>sleep that **** off
>it sounds crap but it was pretty awesome
User avatar #44 - rapsuskiller (08/21/2012) [-]
Any one want me to repost this so I get more first time stories? I really like to read them :)
User avatar #43 - cybergoon (08/21/2012) [-]
>Be 2 year ago
> Friend asks brother for 1 g
>They roll 2 j's for us
> friend warns me ill get scethed out
>I tell him i wont
>smoke joint
> Dont feel it at first
> 3 minutes after it ****** hits me (eazy bake oven)
>The loud screetching sound with 2 bright light's come towards me
>Dont know what it is
>runforestrun.jpeg
>friend throws up trying to catch up to me
>turns out it was a ski doo
>Go home eat pizza and pop with friend
>Still smokin today !!!!
#41 - anonymous (08/20/2012) [-]
>Be 12   
>my neighbor sells medical cannabis   
>get a Gram for 5 (best deal ever in cali)   
>Grand daddy purp 						*******					 jpg.   
>Begin to toke in garage    
>ALL GONE and high as 						****					   
>listen to music lay on the garage floor for about hour    
>notice im on the floor goes inside    
>EAT.WATCH TV.SLEEP   
>mfw im 15 and still blaze to this day    
>CHIEF ALL DAY ERR DAY
>Be 12
>my neighbor sells medical cannabis
>get a Gram for 5 (best deal ever in cali)
>Grand daddy purp ******* jpg.
>Begin to toke in garage
>ALL GONE and high as ****
>listen to music lay on the garage floor for about hour
>notice im on the floor goes inside
>EAT.WATCH TV.SLEEP
>mfw im 15 and still blaze to this day
>CHIEF ALL DAY ERR DAY
User avatar #39 - Awesomecarrot ONLINE (08/20/2012) [-]
>Be like half a year ago
>friend scores us both some ganja
>parents are out **** yeah
>smoke upstairs in the bathroom
>don't feel anything initially
>get downstairs and it hits me
>we sit on couch, feel like I'm floating and buzzing, all the usual ****
>watch Thor, almost cream myself from the special effects
>actually shouting at the screen cos it's so awesome
>eat, laugh, sleep.

Been a casual stoner ever since =) that guy remains my favourite smoking buddy.
User avatar #38 - Kboers (08/20/2012) [-]
>Be freshman in highschool
>Brother is Senior, smokes lots of pot secretly
>Brother's friend brings brownies to school
>At Brothers urging, friend shares one with me
>Most delicious brownie ever
>No clue it's "special"
>Hits me while changing for gym class
> **** I'm high
>Dodgeball in gym
>Picked first in hyped up draft
>High. As. Balls.
>First person to get hit
>Sit there laughing about it
>Picked last rest of year
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