Facebook (1). .. Anyone know the names of some people I can buy some illegal narcotics off of? As you can see from my picture I am not a cop. weed justin bieber
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#65 - Digitalphear
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Anyone know the names of some people I can buy some illegal narcotics off of?

As you can see from my picture I am not a cop.
#66 to #65 - robertito
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that twitter account is funny
#91 to #65 - matriculator
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Lawl, one of the only few satire accounts on Twitter that's not made-up of copy pasta.

#112 to #91 - giblets
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I think the Solihull police one is even funnier because they're actually the police! In between their serious tweets of course
#8 - phanact
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#25 - thebritishguy
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#55 to #25 - strelokkk
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I just want to grow a beard, not to turn into a ****** !
#216 to #55 - thebritishguy
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bloody racist ponies
#217 to #216 - strelokkk
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But I'm not a pony :-(

(I wish I were)
#218 to #217 - thebritishguy
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bloody racists who want to be ponies
#219 to #218 - strelokkk
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Ponies are racist, they worship Adolf.
#220 to #219 - thebritishguy
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bloody racist ponies why you got to be using the N word
#221 to #220 - strelokkk
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Bigger ! I said "Bigger" !!
#222 to #221 - thebritishguy
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don't ******** me pony boy I can read your comment right there laughing at me judgingly with it's cheeky font
#223 to #222 - strelokkk
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Don't think that my friend !
#224 to #223 - thebritishguy
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do you think you can just virtually hug me in my imagination and your racism will be ok? listen to the song "find no enemy" by Akala and then you will have my permission to die
#225 to #224 - strelokkk
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Come on man, ponies are the good of this world
#226 to #225 - thebritishguy
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not if they are raicst
#227 to #226 - strelokkk
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With all the "******" jokes on Funnyjunk, you should feel a bit rejected, shouldn't you ?

Just know that the majority of these jokes are told in a totally unharmful way (yet offensive don't get me wrong :p but come on man, we're on the goddamn Internet)
#228 to #227 - thebritishguy
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what difference will it make whether it is on the internet to saying it? it seems that because you are anonymous your super ego and consciounce fades. if that is who we truly are inside then that isn't nice, I am all for peace and equality but you can't just say you are a pony so racism is fun
#229 to #228 - strelokkk
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The Internet is the only place where we can joke about sensitive topics. Not that I'm racist, I like every kind of extreme, offensive jokes, involving racism, death, religion, etc...

I'm not racist at all but in the Internet I feel free to make and enjoy dark humour. I like it, as well as I like ponies :)
#29 to #25 - dogtown
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**** gimme some of that
**** gimme some of that
#135 - notcop
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Anyone know where I can score some Marijuana cigarettes, or other illegal drugs?

Need addresses, phone numbers and names, if possible.
#148 to #135 - kornonthecob
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sure officer, ill get you some pot, its gonna cost you extra though.
#160 to #148 - pawnman
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just in case you aren't on to the meme. This picture is "not a cop" he is actually a real chill guy just looking to get inebriated off of illegal substances or get drunk with other underage kids like himself. All he want's is your name, address, and phone number so he can come hang out.
#207 to #160 - kornonthecob
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(01/11/2013) [-]
thank you. and forgive my ignorance.
#230 to #207 - pawnman
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meh, you and everyone else on here had to learn sometime. New memes are made all the time. not everyone is up to date with this crap.

I just new this one because his twitter is a ******* great read.
#139 to #135 - fenrirr
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Hey guys I am not a cop either, if you have committed a burglary in the area of Stevens and Robson, come down to the station for a free iPad, no scam
#140 to #135 - keatonman
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Why yes, yes I do!
#151 to #140 - thepalmtoptiger
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lmao, I still have that movie on VHS.
#141 - supervillanus
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I personally think it's good for bieber to inject that ****.
#146 to #141 - anon
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justin beiber should start doing heroin so that all of his fans begin to kill themselves
#76 - thearcher
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First of July? Anyone can grow a beard in 6 months!
#80 to #76 - Hyperman
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3*
#81 to #76 - thewalruss
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(01/10/2013) [-]
3 months actually... the other photo was taken the first of april.
#89 to #76 - anon
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Obviously the date used in Americanized. You know this.
#94 to #89 - thewazabro
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#113 to #89 - thearcher
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I do indeed - but I don't follow an incorrect system and neither does the rest of England. You know this.
#152 to #76 - chiktikkavaspaus
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Wait, so you read the first date as an american, and the second as a brit? WHICH ONE ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!
Wait, so you read the first date as an american, and the second as a brit? WHICH ONE ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!
#109 to #76 - niggerinagangbang **User deleted account**
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Says all of Europe
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#157 to #134 - garymuthafuknoak
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nobody actually cut themselves. twas' only 4chan being 4chan
#165 to #134 - jaymeelu ONLINE
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I fell&& scraped my knee
#CutForBieber..
#16 - ascendedwings
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