FUCK stoners. . I HATE MGR. Now before All you pot smolders get all buthead. let me explain a bit. I don' t hate pot smokers. in fact. i smoke pot. what I hate
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FUCK stoners

I ****** HATE MGR.
Now before All you pot smolders get all buthead. let me explain a bit.
I don' t hate pot smokers. in fact. i smoke pot.
what I hate is the whole “stony culture-
ihate you
if you feel the need to buy lots of things with a pot leaf on them. **** you, i really hate you.
Jill of the ******** morons who always tall: about legalizing it because its medicine? yeah.
than great and all. but YOU ARENT USING IT FOR MEDICINE SCI **** Orr'..
who hours some sort You can
**** off too.
1 will never make fun of my friends for not smoking, and ] never pressure them. because
if they want to. they ******* would
So i say again. I don' t give a fuel: about peace and love.
so Just let me smoke my weed. and go **** yourselves stoner hams
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#582 to #6 - pixelwarrior (09/26/2012) [-]
RE ******* POST CHECK MY PAGE
User avatar #587 to #582 - yeahhhdebo (09/26/2012) [-]
Oh no, he re-posted your re-post in the comment section.
He must be a terrible person.
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#581 to #6 - anon (09/26/2012) [-]
the way i see things is i enjoy the culture of "stoners" but i dont give 2 ***** about pot leafs an **** like that i use it to calm down after a long day at work or coming back from my college courses to get rid of my stress and yes im not prescribed but thts life you live then you die so live life like everyday is a new start
User avatar #858 to #581 - huskycreeper (09/26/2012) [-]
The only problem with that is that those big time business owners don't agree :\
#983 to #858 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (10/03/2012) [-]
All the more reason to toke up while you can.
#34 - escapedfromkitchen (09/25/2012) [-]
I totally agree, especially with the pot leaf thing.. I always get mad, when I see kid with pot leaf on t-shirt... It's just.. so stupid.
I totally agree, especially with the pot leaf thing.. I always get mad, when I see kid with pot leaf on t-shirt... It's just.. so stupid.
#334 to #34 - xnotcreative (09/26/2012) [-]
I hate kids who brag about smoking pot on FaceBook, then later crying about how they got caught with possession of marijuana.
User avatar #44 to #34 - BerryLicious ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
SWAG bro.
kill them all
#252 - jaymesafaux (09/25/2012) [-]
>now before all you pot smokers get all buttmad
>get all buttmad
>buttmad
User avatar #271 to #252 - furyofthefallen (09/25/2012) [-]
I love your reaction image so much <3
#276 to #271 - jaymesafaux (09/25/2012) [-]
Here, have another.
#295 to #276 - fierydarkstorm (09/26/2012) [-]
Aha! Another Turtle picture for my collection!

My thanks kind sir.
User avatar #279 to #276 - furyofthefallen (09/25/2012) [-]
LUL, MOAR.
User avatar #286 to #284 - furyofthefallen (09/26/2012) [-]
wut. Just give me all youve got
User avatar #297 to #286 - jaymesafaux (09/26/2012) [-]
hold on, looking for a hosting site
User avatar #299 to #297 - furyofthefallen (09/26/2012) [-]
Mmmmkaaaay
User avatar #272 to #252 - reican (09/25/2012) [-]
>implying many on FJ smokes pot
> Just because someone say something is it true?
#9 - juffs ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
I've been waiting a long time for a pot smoker to have the argument 'I just want weed to be legalized so I can smoke it and not get in trouble for it.' I see all other arguments as absolute ******** , and won't even listen to them.

Thank you good sir.
User avatar #557 to #9 - mahnamesjakers ONLINE (09/26/2012) [-]
I want it legalized for that reason and for the fact that there really is not much of a reason to have it be an illegal drug. Marijuana is not a dangerous drug by any means.
User avatar #751 to #9 - cumwhore (09/26/2012) [-]
My argument would be that there's no reason to prohibit a behavior that harms no one, but I'm a crazy-ass anarchist according to most people.
#229 to #9 - jakeattack ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
i would want it legalized for that reason but people make up other arguments because thats not strong enough to change a law. i think it should be legal because it causes more problems legaly than anything. if it ***** somebodys brain that is their choice. but driving could be an issue
User avatar #60 to #9 - accdodson (09/25/2012) [-]
If i smoked regularly, my argument would just be that its less harmful than alcohol and I just want to get high.
#95 to #60 - juffs ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
Statistically speaking, so are bears. Are we going to give everyone a bear? No. Because that's an awful idea, just like 'pot is less dangerous than alcohol' is an awful argument.
User avatar #257 to #95 - brettyoke (09/25/2012) [-]
I'm all for using comparisons, but you're taking apples and space stations here. The two things you're talking about don't even have a remote similarity.
#352 to #257 - juffs ONLINE (09/26/2012) [-]
It was never meant to be an arument to hold up in court, just one to show that just because something kills less people than something else is no foundation to make that thing legal, whatever product it may be.
User avatar #414 to #352 - brettyoke (09/26/2012) [-]
By that logic, should we make cars illegal? Should we make food illegal? Should we make swords illegal? Should we make bricks illegal? Hell, should we make dogs illegal?

Everything can kill you, marijuana is a relativaly low one on the death scale... The actual medical effects have not killed anyone directly on record.
#385 to #352 - verstehen (09/26/2012) [-]
Well in context, alcohol and marijuana are similar in that they can both be regulated and persecuted in much the same way. The comparison is pretty common so the guy up there didn't really need to write a ton explaining what he meant.
But, y'know, jump all over him if you want.
User avatar #102 to #95 - haydn (09/25/2012) [-]
People aren't asking for bears though, they're asking for something they do that doesn't particularly affect anyone else. And hold up a **** , bears are illegal? wut
User avatar #753 to #102 - cumwhore (09/26/2012) [-]
Also, smoking weed is something you do. Bears aren't an activity.
#876 to #753 - anon (09/26/2012) [-]
and i'm pretty sure bears are more dangerous than beer...
User avatar #536 to #95 - accdodson (09/26/2012) [-]
because THERE AREN'T ******* BEARS EVERYWHERE. If we had bears in our houses, went to the bar to get a ******* bear, brought our own ******* bears to parties, I guarantee there would be more fatalities than people face from alcohol now.
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#425 to #95 - anon (09/26/2012) [-]
Google what false analogy is and then go **** your anus with your knuckles.
#70 - localcatbarber (09/25/2012) [-]
At home, we have curtains with pot leaves on them. My mom thought they were pretty. She has no idea what they are.
User avatar #608 to #70 - IncarceratedNinja (09/26/2012) [-]
pics. now.
#720 - thethickness (09/26/2012) [-]
I agree with everything stated here except I don't smoke. These are all the reasons I hate stoners. These also tend to be the ones that are stupid as hell and anti-marijuana folks say &quot;Pot makes you dumb.&quot; Part of me just thinks they were just stupid as hell before too..
I agree with everything stated here except I don't smoke. These are all the reasons I hate stoners. These also tend to be the ones that are stupid as hell and anti-marijuana folks say "Pot makes you dumb." Part of me just thinks they were just stupid as hell before too..
User avatar #728 to #720 - RobotFish (09/26/2012) [-]
Agree
#752 to #720 - dwraith ONLINE (09/26/2012) [-]
The first time I talked to a stoner on here, he spent five comments trying to convince me to smoke weed. Apparently a polite variation on " **** off, not happening" went unnoticed.

It's colored my judgement of every single person who says they smoke weed on this site since. As soon as someone says they do, the first thing that comes to mind is "dumbass."
#767 to #752 - johnnyunderw (09/26/2012) [-]
Well then you my good sir, might just be a close minded ignorant. I get that whole dumbass stoner trying to convince you to do it but you shouldn't be so cynical as to label everyone who smokes cannabis a dumbass.
Well then you my good sir, might just be a close minded ignorant. I get that whole dumbass stoner trying to convince you to do it but you shouldn't be so cynical as to label everyone who smokes cannabis a dumbass.
#877 to #767 - dwraith ONLINE (09/26/2012) [-]
Imagine that the first time you met, say, a black person, they mugged you. Since then, 80% of the black people you've met have been the pants-around-their-knees thug types.

That is my experience with stoners on the internet. 20% of rational non-dumbasses have failed to overcome that first dumbass and the 80% of others.
#756 to #720 - johnnyunderw (09/26/2012) [-]
Well in every subculture and counterculture there are extremists on either side making the normal people from each side look Like assholes and morons. Now I toke up and I like the cannabis leaf as a decal on some of my style items, And I love the whole hippie &quot;peace love compassion thing&quot; but does that make me an idiot? no. I just have my personal preferences. And the talking like an expert thing, I talk about the information that I know.
Well in every subculture and counterculture there are extremists on either side making the normal people from each side look Like assholes and morons. Now I toke up and I like the cannabis leaf as a decal on some of my style items, And I love the whole hippie "peace love compassion thing" but does that make me an idiot? no. I just have my personal preferences. And the talking like an expert thing, I talk about the information that I know.
User avatar #792 to #720 - Deeticky (09/26/2012) [-]
I'm the exact same man. I don't smoke, and never will, because I don't believe it's the right thing to do for many reasons, however, if people could eliminate the violence, culture, and drunkenness-like stupidity that comes for many with weed, then I wouldn't care if they legalized it.
#507 - zenberg (09/26/2012) [-]
This post is ******* great
#167 - cranialpleasure (09/25/2012) [-]
You'd think he'd be a tad more mellow
User avatar #171 to #167 - funkysack (09/25/2012) [-]
lol i was thinking the exact same thing....
#360 - istalkmuffins (09/26/2012) [-]
Whenever people tell me to smoke weed.
Whenever people tell me to smoke weed.
#124 - lolfire (09/25/2012) [-]
Finally OP stopped sucking dicks long enough to say something intelligent.
Well done, seriously, it's not often I find myself respecting people on this, but you sir... you've earned it.
#4 - drfranky (09/25/2012) [-]
Good speech.    
   
High five?
Good speech.

High five?
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#473 - bluesparks (09/26/2012) [-]
I totally agree with this post.
I totally agree with this post.
#652 - yourmomsfuckbuddy (09/26/2012) [-]
Calm down!

Someone's butthurt over hippies
#471 - andalitemadness (09/26/2012) [-]
The worst are the ones who say pot can cure cancer and AIDS and every disease. Why would it be able to do that? Why would it just happen to bind to HIV receptors or whatever it is they say? It's just a herb, it can slow the growth of one type of cancer, but can worsen other types and is far less effective than chemo. It annoys me so much.
User avatar #492 to #471 - dengekisushi (09/26/2012) [-]
Not to mention that HIV/AIDS is different in every single person that has it, so one bud that's the same as all the others won't help at all.
User avatar #253 - mrmemecreator (09/25/2012) [-]
why shouldnt i care about 420 its my birthday :(
#37 - crazychaos (09/25/2012) [-]
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#797 - loneranger (09/26/2012) [-]
MFW my birthday is 4-20.
User avatar #800 to #797 - buttaxl (09/26/2012) [-]
Dude wtf the captcha to give a thumb up to your comment was 420+5 O.O
User avatar #803 to #800 - loneranger (09/26/2012) [-]
well my birthday is 4-20 and I am 25...wierd.
#806 to #803 - buttaxl (09/26/2012) [-]
I am so 			**********		 right now dude lol
I am so ********** right now dude lol
User avatar #692 - boundsoul (09/26/2012) [-]
Hated for caring about my b-day. :( 4/20.
#706 to #692 - themanagerr (09/26/2012) [-]
Mine is 4/21... all my friends are always too burnt out to party ='(
User avatar #708 to #706 - boundsoul (09/26/2012) [-]
That would suck really bad.
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