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Can't Touch This

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Submitted: 04/21/2013
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User avatar #7 - sanditroll (04/21/2013) [-]
how did you realize he was an undercover?
#8 to #7 - chancevance (04/22/2013) [-]
He was really sketched out the entire time. But on 420 when he asked me to find him bud it hit me like a freight train. Everything just added up perfectly and there's not a stoner alive that doesn't know where to get bud, doesn't have a cell phone, is that awkward, and calls themselves Timothy.
#12 to #8 - GOmagikarp (04/23/2013) [-]
"timothy' is the key
#13 to #12 - chancevance (04/23/2013) [-]
Yeah I should have known from a get-go with that one, you're definitely right.
#9 to #8 - chancevance (04/22/2013) [-]
Also he lied saying he didn't have a cell phone so he could write my info down, he was in my lobby trying to look inconspicuous on 420 talking on his non-existent cell phone.
User avatar #10 to #9 - sanditroll (04/22/2013) [-]
nice stoner-sense you got there
#11 to #10 - chancevance (04/22/2013) [-]
The last time I didn't trust my gut(Wrote it off as me being paranoid) was the only time I ever got charged, I'll never repeat the same mistake.
User avatar #14 - derpawaitingderp (04/30/2013) [-]
Had a similar run in today!

outside store waiting for friends to check out.
Guy walks up and says "whew man i gotta quit smokin" (cigs)
Me: Me too but lucky for me i dont have any.
Guy: You want one?
Me: Sure thad be cool thanks.
He asks me what year i am and what i study but never answered me when i asked the same questions
asks me if i like molly
"sure its kinda cool"
Guy: You wanna buy some?
Me: ehh no money
guy: at least take my number. i know its sketchy.
Me: yeah too sketchy for me thanks.

Also his name was mike and he had a uniform on for a place "down the road" that i know for a fact is not there.

be safe kids
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#2 to #1 - chancevance (04/21/2013) [-]
I'm going to keep that comment, just to let the world see how much of a fool make yourself out to be,
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