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#17 - sloot
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(02/17/2013) [-]
Soccer is a pro version of roll around on the ground and cry like a bitch
#26 to #17 - anon
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(02/17/2013) [-]
inb4 ********* about soccer being best sport and we just don't understand
#27 to #17 - anon
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(02/17/2013) [-]
I thought crying like a little bitch was the job of the NBA players.
#62 to #17 - leagetshitpack
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#78 to #17 - spacestalin
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(02/17/2013) [-]
oh, oh God. I'm laughing so hard. What a witty and totally original joke. I'm dying.
#58 to #17 - offsprings
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(02/17/2013) [-]
Bingo.
Bingo.
#105 to #58 - strikous
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(02/19/2013) [-]
Carroll stahp it das gay.
#51 to #17 - leagetshitpack ONLINE
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(02/17/2013) [-]
like this?
like this?
#60 to #51 - tuckthisphit
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(02/17/2013) [-]
this is the truth
#47 to #17 - casadue
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(02/17/2013) [-]
i just installed the "Michael Bay" mod to my soccer
i just installed the "Michael Bay" mod to my soccer
#69 to #47 - Wingwalker
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#22 to #17 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account**
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#6 - pandation
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(02/17/2013) [-]
and football is pro version of run away from the cops.
#56 to #6 - anon
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(02/17/2013) [-]
and soccer is the pro version on gay porn
#45 to #6 - lightninghedgehog ONLINE
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(02/17/2013) [-]
*without dropping the goods.
#7 - torexofthenight
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(02/17/2013) [-]
Now I suddenly want to play volleyball, really bad.
#9 to #7 - daentraya
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(02/17/2013) [-]
Hitting the volleyball is really painful.. I dont know if its just me, but i cant see how the hell anyone could play volleyball without winching in pain at every hit
#21 to #9 - iwanttousenumbers
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(02/17/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure if you do it right, it doesn't hurt
#28 to #21 - SaNcAlandariel
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(02/17/2013) [-]
So, volleyball is like sex then?
#24 to #9 - nyanpoptart
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(02/17/2013) [-]
It doesn't hurt that much; you just need to build up an immunity. And, well, do it right.
#10 to #9 - torexofthenight
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(02/17/2013) [-]
I honestly wouldn't know...I have trouble registering pain on any level. I have a very high tolerance for it, and a small amount of pain I can't feel whatsoever. This is due to me being born with a disease that causes me to be in pain 24/7.
#11 to #10 - daentraya
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(02/17/2013) [-]
That was an unexpected answer.. What is the disease called? I'm just born with the inability to gain weight, so my wrists are minimum size with no padding to take the blow. The only thing i can do without pain is where you use the palms of your hands, but thats very limited. The fact that my gym teacher wanted me to continue playing was actually rather cruel
I love Disturbed
#13 to #11 - torexofthenight
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(02/17/2013) [-]
Systemic Juvenile Rheumatoid Arthritis, its basically Rheumatoid arthritis throughout my entire body, not just certain joints or bones, but my organs as well. Also I chose to explain myself rather than just say "I wouldn't know because I can't feel pain".

Disturbed is awesome, The Guy is my mascot
#14 to #13 - daentraya
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(02/17/2013) [-]
So youre in pain so much that you're desensitized to it? I'm confused
#15 to #14 - torexofthenight
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(02/17/2013) [-]
Just a very high tolerance, I can feel it, it just does not effect me. Pain is the equivalence to an annoyance to me, its kind of hard to explain to someone who hasn't lived with it throughout their life..
#16 to #15 - daentraya
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(02/17/2013) [-]
Then i think it's like becoming desensitized to it. A bit like working on a pigfarm. It stinks like hell, but you can get used to it. Smells like **** nevertheless
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#18 to #9 - Kairyuka
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(02/17/2013) [-]
It gets better. Usually you start with the lighter, white balls. Back when I played it didn't take much more than half a year before we switched to the heavier blue/yellow/white balls. It was kinda painful I guess, but you get used to it.
#38 - alucardshellhound
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**alucardshellhound rolled a random image posted in comment #163 at I'll stop the robber! **
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#89 to #38 - crzycuban
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(02/17/2013) [-]
im gonna have to be "that guy" and ask if anyone has the source
#103 to #89 - iamtheblackgoat
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(02/18/2013) [-]
Normally, I'd give "that guy" **** for asking....but I'm intensely curious myself
#57 to #38 - rokkarokkaali
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(02/17/2013) [-]
Did her shirt just tie itself?
#104 to #57 - crzycuban
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(02/18/2013) [-]
hahahaha didnt even notice that, kudos to you
#30 - alhemicar
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(02/17/2013) [-]
So handball is the pro version of throwing snowballs?
So handball is the pro version of throwing snowballs?
#31 to #30 - bthefizzz
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#33 to #30 - scorcher
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(02/17/2013) [-]
This ****** with my mind. If you stare at the glass it almost looks like the bottle is moving.
#3 - IMMAFIRINMAHVACCUM
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(02/17/2013) [-]
Oh my God!
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#53 to #43 - notaboss
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(02/17/2013) [-]
So many black jokes.
#102 to #53 - neverccd
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#23 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account**
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(02/17/2013) [-]
Rugby is the pro version of football without all those armour.
Rugby is the pro version of football without all those armour.
#46 to #23 - anon
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(02/17/2013) [-]
What? No, rugby and football are two entirely different sports. One is played where the ball is carried under arm whilst the other is played by foot...
#61 to #23 - darthblam ONLINE
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(02/17/2013) [-]
Because in Rugby guys chase each other and grab to catch them.
American football has players ******* ramming directly into each other at high speeds.

They NEED the armor or people are going to be ******* dying, like some commonly did when football was first started.
#41 to #23 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account**
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First and last time gonna be using this in comment section.
First and last time gonna be using this in comment section.
#48 to #41 - ninjaspartan
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(02/17/2013) [-]
You kind of suck at sarcasm.
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#40 to #25 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account**
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If it's classified as a professional sport, it must be a different sport? I'm just wondering, I have no idea about classification of sports.
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#50 - papanoah
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(02/17/2013) [-]
there is no pro version of " don't let the balloon hit the floor".

don't let the balloon hit the floor is the hardest and most awesome game ever!
#54 - iamtheblackgoat
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(02/17/2013) [-]
Curling is the pro version of curling