PARKER!. I'm an YOU, and you are me, and we are all together.. lli?, omegle Talk to strangers'. You' re chatting with a random stranger on timeout You and the s spirderman omegle
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PARKER!

I'm an YOU, and you are me, and we are all together.

lli?, omegle Talk to strangers'.
You' re chatting with a random stranger on timeout
You and the stranger both Ille pictures of spiderman.
You: Hi
Stranger: PARKER
You: No
Stranger: PARKER GET IN MY BEFIRE NOW
You: I cant.
Stranger: PARKER THER IS NC) TIME FDR DILLY-
DALLYING
Stranger: GET
Stranger: IN
Stranger: MY
Stranger: BEFIRE
Stranger: NOW
You: But, sir, I' m late for lunch with Aunt May.
Stranger: I' M LATE FDR YOUR PICTURES
SPIDERMAN
You: Who is this "Spider Man'"?
You: Tital ms mom.
Stranger: PARKER DBN' T PLAY GAMES
Stranger: I HAVE A PAPER TD RUN
Stranger: I NEED PICTURES THAT HOOLIGAN
You: Permission ts speak fresh“?
Stranger: PERMISSION TD GIVE ME PICTURES
SPIDERMAN GRANTED
You: That' s not the answer I wanted, but it will
do How do you know this "Spider Man" EVER ?
You: What if it' s just a myth?
Stranger: I- I' SEEN HIM
Stranger: I KNOW HE' S REAL
Stranger: I- I KNOW
You: But how? Do you have ? Besides the
pictures?
Stranger: I- YBU' SEEN THE PICTURES! HE' S
REAL! HE
Stranger: BUSTOP TOYING WITH ME PARKER!
You: Sir, the Loch Ness monster is "real" too, but We
haven' t found any substantial proof of that s: ii: esting
sithis. I think if you want ts run a reputable newspaper,
you ought ts be picking topi's that are real.
Stranger: PARKER!!
Stranger: STOP IT! STOP IT!
You: But sir, I' m just pointing out the fads.
Stranger: I DBN' T WANT FACTS! I WANT PICTURES
Stranger: GOD, WHAT AM I DAING WITH MY LIFE
You: Do you want ts talk about it?
Stranger: I- PARKER, JUST...
Stranger: Just...
Stranger: Just...
Stranger: just
Stranger: get me those pictures
Stranger: those pictures
You: If he usrs real, I would be able ts.
Stranger: pictures of my famili msdn SPIDERMAN!
Stranger: GET BUT MY (, PARKER,
AND DBN' T BAME BACK WITHOUT THOSE
PICTURES SPIDERWOMAN
You: Sir, I' ll Issue, but I' m not getting you those
pictures, on the asscunt that "Spider Man" IS NOT real.
Stranger: GET (!
Stranger: "'sol: is"
Your partner has .
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Submitted: 10/12/2012
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User avatar #2 - evilwheatleycore (06/18/2013) [-]
This is the funniest thing I've seen all week
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