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#11 - jajathezombie
Reply +67
(04/13/2013) [-]
I'm a lesbian who was raised by a single mom. Every time I bring a girl home who I genuinely like, my mom thinks she's not good enough for me. Yet every time I bring home a girl I just want to ****, my mom starts planning a ******* wedding.
#154 to #11 - littlekitten
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(04/14/2013) [-]
Story of my life (Coming from another lesbian)
#150 to #11 - tocoolforyouinajar
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(04/14/2013) [-]
Funny getting thumbed on funnyjunk? Of course not, just the possibility of there being a female on the internet. I can guarantee that the first three words are what got you the thumbs
#148 to #11 - nsfwbrowserv
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(04/14/2013) [-]
pics or ******* didn't happen.
i'll be waiting on ****
#143 to #11 - alcoholicsemen
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(04/14/2013) [-]
I like that you just want to **** if only my penis didn't disgust you and I had my own personal problems sorted out. I might stand half a chance
#95 to #11 - sjakk
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(04/13/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#92 to #11 - theelderscrolls
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(04/13/2013) [-]
Found the attention whore.


Easier than find the vegan.
#121 to #92 - creepyunclebob
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(04/14/2013) [-]
Found the potato.

Making relevant comments that include references to your gender =/= attention whoring. I'm a heterosexual male.
#136 to #121 - sepheroth
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(04/14/2013) [-]
I for one am at least two different heterosexual males in One neat little (used to be giant) package
#70 to #11 - pulluspardus
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(04/13/2013) [-]
"I'm a Lesbian"

Woah thats awesome, I am a Heterosexual myself!
#160 to #70 - awakendhybrid
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(04/14/2013) [-]
What...it was relevant to her comment.
I'm a bisexual, married female...and THAT was not relevant.
#68 to #11 - biddo
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(04/13/2013) [-]
....h-h-how...but....well, how do you ****?
....h-h-how...but....well, how do you ****?
#104 to #68 - setittowumbo
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(04/14/2013) [-]
Go on google and search "Lesbian Porn" It's not that hard...
#164 to #104 - biddo
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(04/14/2013) [-]
i was joking about the technicality that you have to "insert" to consider it *******. what lesbians do is not *******. jokingly, this was all a joke joke joke people laugh for once on this site come on
#98 to #68 - biddo
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(04/14/2013) [-]
it seems a few have missed the joke...i apologize
#84 to #68 - shazmothree
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(04/13/2013) [-]
#75 to #68 - jurto
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(04/13/2013) [-]
So you have never, ever, ever watched lesbian porn? That's not all you can do, but there are some that are truely original.
#71 to #68 - somedumbcomics [OP]
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(04/13/2013) [-]
Well...it's kind of like...well...it's hard to explain...

Okay, so you've got two piles of lunch meat...
#69 to #68 - biddo
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(04/13/2013) [-]
gif unrelated in a way
#64 to #11 - somedumbcomics [OP]
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(04/13/2013) [-]
I once knew a lesbian couple who were both named Amy.

Were they cool about it? NO!

The kept saying, "We're not gay, stop trying to get us to hook up!"

Pfft...silly lesbians...
#61 to #11 - DrPeppir
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(04/13/2013) [-]
I guarantee those 24 likes were just because from the first 3 words.
I guarantee those 24 likes were just because from the first 3 words.
#60 to #11 - emptysuperman
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(04/13/2013) [-]
Why the hell is your mother meeting your **** buddies?
#57 to #11 - millex
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(04/13/2013) [-]
Photo's or it didnt happen.
Photo's or it didnt happen.
#58 to #57 - sagedivinity
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#50 to #11 - restfullwicked
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(04/13/2013) [-]
you ever consider the idea that she is being your Wingwoman?
if so i think you owe your mom a massive high five for keeping you in the game.
#28 to #11 - mrpyramidturtle
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(04/13/2013) [-]
So she plans an entire wedding just so you can ****?
#59 to #28 - vigilum
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(04/13/2013) [-]
No sex before marriage!
#12 to #11 - grrphc
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(04/13/2013) [-]
Your first sentence was entirely irrelevant.
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#169 to #12 - SILENCEnight
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(04/14/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at I Cant Make Titles ** hahahaha
#81 to #12 - TarnRazor
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(04/13/2013) [-]
Well, in this situation, it's relevant to tell what gender you are. Otherwise we would assume it was a guy (as it usually happens). As well as the fact of no father.
#137 to #81 - schneidend
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(04/14/2013) [-]
Having no father and what gender you are are completely unnecessary information and only serve to draw attention, sympathy in the case of no father and "omg hawt" in the case of being a girl and a lesbian.
#140 to #137 - creepyunclebob
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(04/14/2013) [-]
It does change the situation, though. The fact that she's female changes the gender politics at play, the fact that her mother is single excludes the father from the scenario shown in the comic.
#141 to #140 - schneidend
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(04/14/2013) [-]
No. That's like referring to a black person in a story about your day as a "black guy" instead of just a "guy," even when his skin color has nothing to do with the story. The sooner we stop doing this ****, the sooner we'll realize how little these kinds of labels actually matter in 99% of situations.
#144 to #141 - creepyunclebob
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(04/14/2013) [-]
I don't disagree with you, but this content is all about those kinds of labels -- how women look at other women and how men look at other men.
#65 to #12 - cormy
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(04/13/2013) [-]
Irrelevant, or unnecessary?
Know the difference.
#40 to #12 - schneidend
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#139 to #40 - schneidend
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(04/14/2013) [-]
I like how it no longer looks like my reaction is referring to grrphc, but is still pointing at somebody who has a good point. Yay.
#145 to #139 - grrphc
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(04/14/2013) [-]
Ehh, **** it. Haha
#17 to #12 - jeej
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(04/13/2013) [-]
I'd say it is relevant. It gives a bit of a backstory, her having no fatherfigure in her life.
#36 to #17 - schneidend
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(04/13/2013) [-]
Are you implying something, there?
#39 to #36 - jeej
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(04/13/2013) [-]
Not necessarily. It is just something to reflect over, if you like that sort of thing.
#15 to #12 - jajathezombie
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(04/13/2013) [-]
Not to my psychiatrist, apparently.
#182 to #15 - drewbridge ONLINE
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(04/14/2013) [-]
You compared funnyjunk to a psychiatrist? The people who laugh at *******, 9/11 and hate opinions?

You should've anticipated this
#46 to #15 - logicstrike
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(04/13/2013) [-]
but this is the internet not your psychiatrist
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#16 to #15 - grrphc
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(04/13/2013) [-]
....That's nice.