Fun times starring omegle. . lli?, omegle Talk to strangers'. You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol Question to discuss: would you have sex with me
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lli?, omegle Talk to strangers'.
You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
Question to discuss:
would you have sex with me (slendermoon)'?
Stranger: Definitely.
You: Do I have a choice?
Stranger: I guess not...
You: Yeah, that' s what I thought...
You: I have after all soon enough ****** to know where
this is probably headed
Stranger: I wouldn' t mind. He has nice clothes.
You: He does, doesn' t he
Stranger: That too
You: I bet he has a nice washing machine
You: probably a maid to do his laundry
Stranger: I bet his clothes are soft.
You: Like velvet
You: silk
Stranger: And smell like a fresh morning in the woods.
You: I bet he is soft too, on the inside. He just puts on a
scary exterior because he' s vulnerable and insecure
about himself.
Stranger: That' s what I think, too.
You: He is the true victim..
Stranger: All he wants is to be loved.
You: Who are we to deny him his daily dose of rape'?
He just wants to get to know us.
Stranger: But he can' t express it because he doesn' t
have a face.
You: And that makes him sad.
You: He can' t cry, because he has no tear canals. So
all the pain and grief build up on the inside, making
violence the only sollten for him..
Stranger: I bet he was teased when he was young..
You: The slenderbone were probably mean to him,
yeah.
Stranger: Because of his pasty white skin, lack ofa
face, and abnormally long ems.
You: I bet he was a star in javelin throwing, though.
You: The other kids were probablement jealous.
Stranger: Which, come to think of it, would make him
quite good at hugging and cuddling.
You: Which again would match up with his real, soft
personality.
You: I bet his favorite movie is The Notebook.
Stranger: Dawwed,
You: That hit me right in the fools
Your partner has disconnected.
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Submitted: 09/14/2012
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#1 - mizory (09/20/2012) [-]
Like they said, he has no eyes, so how could he watch The Notebook?   
MFW the whole thing though
Like they said, he has no eyes, so how could he watch The Notebook?
MFW the whole thing though
#2 to #1 - gillieweedz (09/21/2012) [-]
This is how!
User avatar #3 to #2 - mizory (09/21/2012) [-]
touche lol
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