you know they run the shops. Found on dA, by Dynamaito.. "Let me call my buddy who's an expert on Dragonslaying."
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#7 - slashendrix (03/08/2013) [-]
"Let me call my buddy who's an expert on Dragonslaying."
#42 - haloforlife (03/08/2013) [-]
There's just no market for swords that saved skyrim
#57 to #42 - lastsamurai (03/09/2013) [-]
-lazyass cameraskip- *Seeing something like this is rare, I'm definitely going to buy this*
It's old, it's used...
I might have to restore this thing..
#83 to #57 - justtocomment (03/09/2013) [-]
I can definitely confirm this is the real deal. And in this condition, it's worth 10,000 septim, easy.
#85 to #83 - justtocomment (03/09/2013) [-]
So how much are you looking to make off this?
"Well, he said 10k, right? So how about 5k? Right down the middle?"
Hmmm... No, after restoration and getting the word out to potential buyers, I'd barely make a profit off that. Best I can do is 100 septim, flat.
"Hmm... I guess that's fair"
~camera switch~
I'm gonna sell this in no time flat. Dragonbane? I'll have this thing out of my store in no time.
~outside with customer~
"Yeah, I was hoping to get a better deal, but I suppose I got what could get expected. I'm just glad to be rid of the thing I guess.
User avatar #98 to #83 - UnionX (03/09/2013) [-]
HI IM MARK FROM THE CLARK COUNTY MUSEUM
#14 - dickticklerluv (03/08/2013) [-]
Is that a dagger in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
User avatar #11 to #5 - deytookmejerrb (03/08/2013) [-]
More like brutally pluck their wings off while they are still flying!
User avatar #21 to #11 - galkawhm ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
I found the vegan!

It's a joke.
User avatar #38 to #21 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
Sounds pretty metal to me.
User avatar #158 to #2 - RoxasKH (03/09/2013) [-]
Well, even if you have $100k dollars you'll still pick up money if you stumble upon any.
#168 - ultimoz (03/09/2013) [-]
Let me get my expert on 2000 year old legendary swords used to destroy dragons
User avatar #184 to #168 - ellelola (03/09/2013) [-]
My God man, you gave me a good laugh with that one, well done :-)
User avatar #190 to #168 - aussieftww (03/09/2013) [-]
Oh wow I laughed more than I should have.
User avatar #131 to #95 - zorororonoa (03/09/2013) [-]
And yet most people leave the store with a positive attitude saying, "Well I left with more money than I got."
#24 - mattdoggy (03/08/2013) [-]
It's a really nice sword and it's got some great historical value, but its got damage and it's just going to take a lot of money to clean this thing up and then i know it's just going to sit in my shop for a while. I might can go up to 15 septims, and i really shouldn't even be doing that.    
   
I know if i can get this sword it can be an easy sell, i'll be able to turn it around and make at least 50,000 septims minimum.
It's a really nice sword and it's got some great historical value, but its got damage and it's just going to take a lot of money to clean this thing up and then i know it's just going to sit in my shop for a while. I might can go up to 15 septims, and i really shouldn't even be doing that.

I know if i can get this sword it can be an easy sell, i'll be able to turn it around and make at least 50,000 septims minimum.
User avatar #164 to #24 - cazabrow (03/09/2013) [-]
how the **** did i never think of this!
User avatar #68 - captinchikin (03/09/2013) [-]
But...do they have BattleMudcrabs?
User avatar #88 to #52 - clittyrubquick (03/09/2013) [-]
This pic will be rolled someday
#16 - felixjarl ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
#87 - elmoose **User deleted account** (03/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #176 to #87 - decimatrix ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
THis might be the 3am talkin, but that baby gives me the creeps
User avatar #37 - aconfuseddonut (03/08/2013) [-]
Do they have Combat Amphibians?
#107 - snakefire (03/09/2013) [-]
Jesus christ how horrifying
#147 to #139 - spanishninja (03/09/2013) [-]
go to a metal concert and come back
#118 to #107 - Tatou (03/09/2013) [-]
burn it. burnt it all
burn it. burnt it all
#6 - pennydragon (03/08/2013) [-]
Cool sword, bro.
Cool sword, bro.
#9 to #6 - TheWordAlive (03/08/2013) [-]
THROOOOOOOOOOOONES
User avatar #50 to #6 - CyrilKeir (03/09/2013) [-]
I can't wait for the new episode next weeeeeek!!!!! :D
#115 to #114 - mattzoman (03/09/2013) [-]
**mattzoman rolls 17**
User avatar #129 to #127 - largilloquent (03/09/2013) [-]
what do you post if you roll dubs?
User avatar #135 to #134 - largilloquent (03/09/2013) [-]
how aboot a 7/10?
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User avatar #89 - comentator (03/09/2013) [-]
K, let me call my buddy who's an expert on slaying Alduin.
User avatar #64 - zuflux ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
I mean, do you have any paperwork, or documentation? Let me call in a buddy who's an expert on these things.
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