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#1 - ragged (07/30/2012) [-]
May sound a bit weird but I do similar things in Skyrim. Whenever I kill a high-profile character (Mercer Frey, Ulfric Stormcloak, etc.) I soul trap them. Then I use it to put an enchantment on the weapon I used/their weapon/article of clothing and display it in my house.

I like to use my enemies' souls as trophies.
#297 to #1 - anonymous (06/23/2013) [-]
If I do this, (it's an awesome idea by the way) I would soul trap animal gems and name them stuff like Cowblade or trollsword.
User avatar #112 to #1 - heartlessrobot (07/31/2012) [-]
I turned Ulfric into a pair of shoes that increases stealth out of irony.
User avatar #105 to #1 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (07/31/2012) [-]
That is very ******* evil.

I love it, thank you for that idea.
#97 to #1 - nsfwofficial (07/31/2012) [-]
different game but in fallout 3 i would cut off and hide only the left leg of those that i killed. kind of like a calling card
User avatar #11 to #1 - shallowloqi (07/31/2012) [-]
I do some things to certain characters I kill in skyrim. If I kill someone who fought hard and to the end for their cause, whether it be a stormcloak soldier, guard in a dragon battle, or just a common NPC defending themselves from tyranny. I lay their bodies out in an honorable manner and put down a few flowers according to the region they died in. I do it as an honor for them dying for what they believed in or loved. I never do it for bandits or imperials or other people bent on evil. I still have the old habit of having good karma in games. So I like to lay people to rest in a nice way. And if I can, i'll dispose of them according to their race. If a redguard, I lay them next to their armor, if nord, I try to set them down a river with flowers, etc etc.
#170 to #11 - postalduckling (07/31/2012) [-]
Damn, I thought I was extremely nice in games. Elder Scrolls in specific, I think the nicest thing I've done was after killing the Skooma addict I duplicated my Skooma and buried him in it. Normally I have a habit of leaving my victims in the nude, which may or may not be because of the Demon of the Desert
User avatar #114 to #11 - tropius (07/31/2012) [-]
I hate Nords after doing the Forsworn Conspiracy quest in Markarth.
User avatar #98 to #11 - admiralen (07/31/2012) [-]
why not imperials? the stormcloaks are just thalmor puppets, imperials just want some peace to build their forces before the war with the thalmor is on again
User avatar #104 to #98 - shallowloqi (07/31/2012) [-]
I just don't like how they want to tax Skyrim. I feel that if the stormcloaks rule, they will be called on by the empire to fight the thalmor one day. The same with Hammerfell, being one of the only independent provinces from the empire.
User avatar #235 to #104 - admiralen (07/31/2012) [-]
and btw have you heard ulfrics voiceacting, seriously his battlecry is the worst ive ever heard
User avatar #93 to #11 - captainrattrap (07/31/2012) [-]
Holy **** that's alot of effort. I just pick up the bodies and put them in fires.
#14 to #11 - anonymous (07/31/2012) [-]
wait, I thought imperials were the good guys
User avatar #34 to #14 - shallowloqi (07/31/2012) [-]
Imperials want to tax and do a lot of stuff to Skyrim. While the stormcloaks want to keep it a free province, but they're also a little bit racist. I'd call the stormcloaks the good guys in my opinion.
User avatar #124 to #34 - wrongneighborhood (07/31/2012) [-]
Well think about it. If the Stormcloaks won, they still wouldn't be strong enough to face the Aldmeri Dominion, and neither would the Empire. If the Empire reunified Skyrim, Morrowind, and Black Marsh, they could do all of this while still within the terms of the White-Gold Concordat, and then consolidate their forces (with Hammerfell) to take down the dominion. THEN Ulfric and Tulius and all those politicians could settle their petty squabbles during a peaceful time. Honestly, Ulfric could not have picked a ******* worse time to start a rebellion. Dragons and Thalmor, Dragons and Thalmor everywhere. That's just the way I see it.
User avatar #113 to #34 - anonymouslive (07/31/2012) [-]
Depends which race you're playing. If you're a Mer race, Kahjit or Argonian, The Imperials are more just. If you're a Nord, then Stormcloaks. I find Red guards and Orcs can choose either, though.
User avatar #175 to #113 - shallowloqi (07/31/2012) [-]
Orcs have always been in the Empire. And Redguards fought the empire and won their independence.
User avatar #192 to #175 - anonymouslive (07/31/2012) [-]
Then I stand corrected. I was going off of the racism of the nords. They seem to hate all elfs, the Kajit's and the Argonians. Don't seem to care about redguards or Orcs though.
#6 to #1 - jasonthelurker (07/30/2012) [-]
I tried soul trapping Ulfric but whenever I tried the spell it just said he resisted the soul trap. I don't think it's possible unless it allows enchanted swords to soul trap him. But I did get Mercer however. He became an enchanted circlet.
User avatar #5 to #1 - feboapolo (07/30/2012) [-]
You're a genius.
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User avatar #4 to #3 - feboapolo (07/30/2012) [-]
But there are certain quests that you have to kill them.
#2 to #1 - anonymous (07/30/2012) [-]
I must do this now.
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