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User avatar #55 - icametocomment ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
Female here, ready to accept red thumbs but:

Sometimes the whole porn armor thing really ticks me off. Guys like tits and that's something we just gotta live with, but the fact that it's supposed to be armor annoys me. Give your stomach a poke. Nothing there but skin, fat, and your vital organs which, if hacked with an axe, will result in a slow, agonizing death. Kinda stupid to have midriff-baring armor, then. I like a degree of realism in my games, and battle bras aren't exactly realistic armor-wise. (I think that's one of the reasons I liked Skyrim, because even on the female models (with the exception of the fur bikini) the armor was actually armor, and it was damn good-looking armor too.) I think I'd be okay with scantily-clad ladies if it was relevant to the situation, like walking into a bar full of wenches or something, but metal lingerie isn't my thing.
User avatar #350 to #55 - Fgner (02/18/2013) [-]
I choose to rationalize it (as a male who doesn't really care for metal lingerie):
> The armor is ******* magic. Less armor is there because it's more magical.
OR
> You get this armor later. It's not a matter of defense from the armor, it's a matter of strength of the user. You become more and more powerful and you shed more and more armor. You sacrifice your protection that you so relied upon earlier for agility and the ability to rely on your skill.

And that's why it doesn't bother me.
#207 to #55 - critique (02/17/2013) [-]
I'd be all for metal lingerie, but it chafes horribly. You can't fight evil with armor that injures you more than the actual fighting.   
<related sort of but not really
I'd be all for metal lingerie, but it chafes horribly. You can't fight evil with armor that injures you more than the actual fighting.
<related sort of but not really
User avatar #168 to #55 - zaggystirdust (02/17/2013) [-]
Dark Souls specializes in bulky armor for both genders.

but I agree with you. I'm a guy and I like me some sexy exposable armor on females (and sometimes, maybe, males), but it get's old after awhile.
It's like "Oh god, boobs, how menacing and powerful".
I mean, I don't see why almost every game company has to do this.
It's starting to get less attractive, actually
#142 to #55 - europe (02/17/2013) [-]
yes, yes. the only ones who don't hate it are horny 12 y/o's. at least there are some games out there that do it right.
User avatar #178 to #142 - princeofbrokensoul (02/17/2013) [-]
dark souls yes
#137 to #55 - anonymous (02/17/2013) [-]
Thats why I love Mass Effect femShep armor
#125 to #55 - jakefenris ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
There really isn't a need for underwear armour, more can be sexy as well.
User avatar #126 to #125 - icametocomment ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
Then you get into the realm of "how the **** does someone carry all that **** on their shoulders", but I probably would prefer this sort of armor to chainmail bikinis.
User avatar #127 to #126 - jakefenris ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
It's power armour, it essentially helps to carry itself.
wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Power_armour#Adepta_Sororitas_Power_Armour
User avatar #218 to #127 - icametocomment ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
Nifty.
#117 to #55 - hangingtree ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
I'm going to post my opinion because everyone else is.   
   
If I wanted to look at tits, I would just go on the internet and go look at tits. Problem is though, is that all games are doing this now a days, look at Cortana namely. Starts the game as an AI with blue skin. Ends the game as a woman with huge tits and round ass, and her skin has been made to look like a bikini.  Sex appeal any games is really annoying. At least for me.   
   
MFW I start up almost any game now a days and see the first female.
I'm going to post my opinion because everyone else is.

If I wanted to look at tits, I would just go on the internet and go look at tits. Problem is though, is that all games are doing this now a days, look at Cortana namely. Starts the game as an AI with blue skin. Ends the game as a woman with huge tits and round ass, and her skin has been made to look like a bikini. Sex appeal any games is really annoying. At least for me.

MFW I start up almost any game now a days and see the first female.
#113 to #55 - anonymous (02/17/2013) [-]
Female also. I know what you mean and I agree comepletely, especially with it being relevant. Like, I don't actually mind all leathery attire like the Demon Hunter from Diablo or Fiora from LoL, imo it's sexier, and that is because it makes sense. They have a ligther leather around their joints for the maneuverability. Though I suppose this wouldn't appply for heavy Tanks.
#103 to #55 - anonymous (02/17/2013) [-]
ay gurl, u won sum fuk
#105 to #103 - anonymous (02/17/2013) [-]
wut... anon is phanact now?
User avatar #98 to #55 - princessderpy (02/17/2013) [-]
try path of exile.
User avatar #97 to #55 - ButtonFly ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
I actually agree with you. I always found the female armor design in most games to be ludicrous. I often choose guy avatars simply because they cover up more.
Not all games make their female characters wear ridiculous outfits but a great number of them do and I just really like putting good armor that covers up all the weak points on my character just so I feel as though they have a fighting chance at living.
I do admit I go with the females sometimes because it makes me laugh when they survive. The opponents are obviously retarded if they can't gut a person who has their midriff exposed.
User avatar #92 to #55 - aninnymouse (02/17/2013) [-]
I'm a female, and I prefer the skimpy armor. Hell, I do naked dungeons sometimes, just to see my gorgeous CBBE ass. :3
I also have male mods too, though. When I loot a man, he gets buttnekkidd with severe rigor-mortis, if ya know what I mean.
User avatar #71 to #55 - thebritishguy (02/17/2013) [-]
I don't think guys are that into it anyway
#70 to #55 - oneeyedfreak (02/17/2013) [-]
There are games that give females something to look at too
User avatar #77 to #70 - uhidk (02/17/2013) [-]
that dude is going to ******* die.
User avatar #72 to #70 - icametocomment ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
Okay, I'll admit that's a good set of abs but still. If I want to stay fair in this debate I have to bring up the "vulnerable guts and open skin" thing again.
User avatar #79 to #72 - oneeyedfreak (02/17/2013) [-]
Eh, that is exactly the reason why I stick with male characters in MMOs (and games in general). Less stupid outfits to see every second.
#66 to #55 - askafj (02/17/2013) [-]
Maybe you should stop with the manga/anime games and go play real games?

This picture is related, since it shows that good games (atleast this good game) isn't like that.
User avatar #359 to #66 - askafj (02/18/2013) [-]
Great stuff right here.
I can't like wow because you think it's bad.
when will you children grow up?
#143 to #66 - europe (02/17/2013) [-]
wow hasn't been good for years.
User avatar #358 to #143 - askafj (02/18/2013) [-]
It sucked when cata came.

Nice double logic though, I can't like wow because you say it sucks.
User avatar #365 to #358 - europe (02/18/2013) [-]
I'm not saying you can't like it, but calling the game as it is now "good" is just silly.
User avatar #369 to #365 - askafj (02/18/2013) [-]
We weren't talking about good or bad games, we were talking about wich games exposes females more/less.
#102 to #66 - hokeymon (02/17/2013) [-]
>reals games
>wow

This is how you look right now.
User avatar #112 to #102 - askafj (02/17/2013) [-]
>implying wow is unreal ?
>implying wow is an imaginary game that doesn't exist?

wow you're stupid.
You didn't even come with a point, or a statement.
You just posted some random picture, that was inrelevant and said "reals games".
Wich, btw, is miss spelled, it's spelled "real games" not "reals games"
#261 to #112 - neverccd (02/17/2013) [-]
You have no idea how to use commas, inrelevant is not a word, *which, and your username is misspelled. I believe it's supposed to be spelled "dicksludgelicker."
User avatar #360 to #261 - askafj (02/18/2013) [-]
You can't win the argument so you correct my commas instead.
Grow up?

I made a ******* typo and you are going all-in rage mode on me.
User avatar #116 to #112 - hokeymon (02/17/2013) [-]
Thanks for checking my spelling. BTW what I'm really pointing out is that all games are equal in genre and by preference of the gamer. Implying real games are just wow and games with a badass feature makes it a real games makes you sound like an elitist prick. Oh, and I enjoy all genres of games anime style, skyrim, heavy mmorpgs like aion, old school gameboys, ps games, mini games and even some Ipod casual games. Let others enjoy their choices.
User avatar #361 to #116 - askafj (02/18/2013) [-]
I haven't said wow is the superior game, I just meant that the most free mmorpg's have armor that exposes girls alot - wich we were talking about.
I just took wow as an example, in wich there are not so much exposing armor but instead cool gear and armor.
User avatar #84 to #66 - anotherone (02/17/2013) [-]
real games?
#69 to #66 - icametocomment ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
Oh, I've played some stupid anime games.

<--MFW

Most of the free ones out there are anime ones, unfortunately.
User avatar #76 to #69 - askafj (02/17/2013) [-]
Most animes' have that kind of armor that shows much of the body, rather than World of warcraft(the orc in the picture is my level 90 dk btw) that just have awesome gear sets.
User avatar #80 to #76 - icametocomment ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
I want to play WoW, it looks really fun, but I've heard it's very addictive, and I can't really afford that right now. Plus, it's a monthly fee game, which has never been an attractive pay plan to me. I'd rather play up front than every month, I don't know why.

I'm aware they have that "Free to level 20" thing going on, but by then you'd probably be too attached to the game to stop.

And my connection is **** , so large downloads tend to drop.
User avatar #192 to #80 - gatsu (02/17/2013) [-]
WoW isn't funny anymore, Mist of Pandaria (the last expansion) simply killed that game.

Also it will probably be worse and worse since Blizzard wants to make it a game for children.
User avatar #362 to #192 - askafj (02/18/2013) [-]
Wow got bad at cata, since the story in WC3 ended at LK.
Vanilla, TBC and WOTLK was great fun though.
#304 to #192 - anonymous (02/17/2013) [-]
But then you actually play the endgame and take off your nostalgia goggles and see that it's the best expansion since TBC.

And don't ******* bitch about the pandas. The fanbase has been screaming for pandarens since TBC was announced.
User avatar #363 to #304 - askafj (02/18/2013) [-]
yeah, and thats the problem.
The fans (12 year olds) are saying "THIS GMAE IS TOO HAERD, I HAVEN'T KILLED LICH KING, OMG I PAY FOR THIS **** ??!!"

So blizzard gave in and made it a kid friendly game.
So yeah, since WOTLK, the game was really easy. I still enjoyed the raids though.
But then cata came, and wow sucked ass.
#313 to #304 - gatsu (02/17/2013) [-]
The ******* pandas unfortunately are the lesser evil.

- weakest storyline ever
- complex talent trees replaced with idiot-proof passives
- horrible dungeons and only 1 good raid (the one with that giant spider thing was actually funny, but i enjoyed only that boss)
- servers full of 12yo who rushed in because of the tv spots
- you must do dailies every day of the week or you can't gear properly
- ******* pandaren monks everywhere
- the wizards are op as always
User avatar #316 to #313 - gatsu (02/17/2013) [-]
also "the best expansion since TBC"

Are you kiddin' me right? Or probably you missed the whole WotLK thing...
#121 to #80 - anonymous (02/17/2013) [-]
Pffft, WoW has plenty of sexy metal bikini armours aswell. Not as much as Tera (I think its called?) but still.
User avatar #89 to #80 - askafj (02/17/2013) [-]
A game can't be addictive.

If you play it and you don't like it, you will stop.
It's not like taking a drug that you can't stop take.
The only reason you would get "addicted" to it, is if you would enjoy playing it, so you play it more.
#307 to #89 - anonymous (02/17/2013) [-]
Psychological addiction
Adrenaline addiction
In fact, they usually specialise in making their games give you small bursts of adrenaline to get you hooked.
User avatar #364 to #307 - askafj (02/18/2013) [-]
Then you must get adrenaline from playing the game, right?
And why would you get adrenaline from a game that you think is boring?

Log in and get some logics, kid.
#64 to #55 - deviroux (02/17/2013) [-]
Right there with you.
Right there with you.
User avatar #63 to #55 - dharkmoswen (02/17/2013) [-]
Tactically, I completely agree, but on the flip side, sometimes it's just fun to go "HA!!! My half boob armor just blocked your ultimate attack!"
User avatar #62 to #55 - kingofthetikbalang (02/17/2013) [-]
male here.
Sometimes, the whole full body armor thing really ticks me off. Every day I walk into an armor shop where women can buy scant armor that gives great protection due to its magical properties. Yet, the only armor available for men is full body ******** that really cuts off maneuverability. If women can get great armor that doesn't slow them down, why am I always stuck with big bulky **** ? Why cant I ever find something that both protects me AND shows of my washboard abs?
#114 to #62 - withearstosee (02/17/2013) [-]
idk man, i found some.
User avatar #67 to #62 - icametocomment ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
Behind the marvelous washboard abs are nothing but guts that you need to keep intact if you want to do things like moving. Or breathing. or living. Also, I doubt this is every girl's viewpoint, but personally I think full armor is pretty cool-looking on a guy.

And pretty much every game has light armor anyway.
User avatar #56 to #55 - trollofhalo (02/17/2013) [-]
So basically what your saying is that you're waiting for someone to say "All girls like dicks, that's what we have to deal with."
#57 to #56 - icametocomment ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
Er, not really. Maybe I'm just not paying attention, but I don't see too much dick-exposing armor. My point was just to express my opinion (terrible, right?) in a way that wouldn't result in a ********* .
User avatar #59 to #57 - trollofhalo (02/17/2013) [-]
You could have just said "The whole porn armor thing really ticks me off." That would have been more appropriate considering that most girls whom are straight (And/or homosexual) would feel the same way.
User avatar #231 to #59 - LiberatedCommie (02/17/2013) [-]
Shut the **** up already. Everyone else can voice their opinion at full length so she can too.
User avatar #344 to #231 - icametocomment ONLINE (02/18/2013) [-]
Calm your tits, he's not trying to pick a fight.
User avatar #354 to #344 - LiberatedCommie (02/18/2013) [-]
I'm pretty calm. And he sounds like he is. Stop trying to mediate, you're not doing a damn thing to help your cause. You won't change his mind by trying to defend him.
User avatar #371 to #354 - trollofhalo (02/18/2013) [-]
I really wasn't. I was just looking to see why the long comment was for.
User avatar #372 to #371 - LiberatedCommie (02/18/2013) [-]
Well alright. All is well then.
#61 to #59 - icametocomment ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
I didn't want to sound like an ultra-feminist, so I tried to flesh out my post a little.
User avatar #65 to #61 - trollofhalo (02/17/2013) [-]
Oh come on, some of us wouldn't accuse you of that.
User avatar #74 to #65 - icametocomment ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
Do I take that as an insult, or a compliment? I mean your name has "troll" in it soooo...
User avatar #83 to #74 - trollofhalo (02/17/2013) [-]
I seem to be getting that a lot now. Compliment.

This site is old. Filled with 10 year old's everyday.
#86 to #83 - icametocomment ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
Alright then, thanks.
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