promiscuous courier. Random bug that should never get fixed. Sorry for quality of face, I took the picture with my ipod. (no screenshot). Elli htt In deliver.. Couriers man wtf. Here's a Courier tale for ya >playing Skyrim >level 37 Khajit >Courier shows up >only wearing chef's hat, otherwise completely nak skyrim bug
x
Click to expand

promiscuous courier

promiscuous courier. Random bug that should never get fixed. Sorry for quality of face, I took the picture with my ipod. (no screenshot). Elli htt In deliver.. Couriers man wtf. Here's a Courier tale for ya >playing Skyrim >level 37 Khajit >Courier shows up >only wearing chef's hat, otherwise completely nak

Random bug that should never get fixed. Sorry for quality of face, I took the picture with my ipod. (no screenshot)

Elli htt
In deliver.
...
  • Recommend tagsx
+975
Views: 46043
Favorited: 39
Submitted: 03/28/2013
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to afatkid Subscribe to skyrim submit to reddit

Comments(73):

[ 73 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#22 - aviators (03/28/2013) [-]
Couriers are so 			*******		 weird...   
   
-Walking around Solitude   
-See a courier running up to me   
-He catches up to me   
-Then simultaneously many couriers all say "I have a package for you, your hands only."   
-slowly turn in a 360   
-Surrounded by couriers   
-I Don't get a package WTF?   
-Then a naked one as such slowly walks up to me   
-"Your hands only."   
-Proceeds to stand there just staring at me   
-Couriers are 			*******		 weird.
Couriers are so ******* weird...

-Walking around Solitude
-See a courier running up to me
-He catches up to me
-Then simultaneously many couriers all say "I have a package for you, your hands only."
-slowly turn in a 360
-Surrounded by couriers
-I Don't get a package WTF?
-Then a naked one as such slowly walks up to me
-"Your hands only."
-Proceeds to stand there just staring at me
-Couriers are ******* weird.
User avatar #38 to #22 - mcfunkdaddy (03/28/2013) [-]
mml
#32 - themothafuckinking (03/28/2013) [-]
>Entering Windhelm to end the Civil War
>Fighting my way to Ulfric
>Burst into the throne room and fight
>Ulfric is last man, and I am tasked by Tullius to end him
>Prepare to swing, reveling in the glory of the moment
>I freeze, unable to swing
>My character turns around
>Naked courier standing right there
>"Got something I'm supposed to deliver. Your hands only."
User avatar #19 - goddammitbob (03/28/2013) [-]
>be dragonborn
>about to pick someone's lock
>eye opens
>turn around and i see him
> ******* courier wearing absolutely nothing
>hands me my letter
>turns around to a leather rack
>makes himself some boots
>leaves
wat
#15 - sirbutterballs (03/28/2013) [-]
Couriers man wtf. Here's a Courier tale for ya
>playing Skyrim
>level 37 Khajit
>Courier shows up
>only wearing chef's hat, otherwise completely naked
>okwhatthehell.jpeg
>gives letter from a friend and leaves
>half an hour later
>Courier only wearing boots shows up
> ********************* .gif
>gives letter from the dark brotherhood
>1 hour later and 2 consecutive couriers show up
>both completely naked
>Ohcomeonthisagain.avi
>Both leave
>20 minutes later
>Go investigate draugr ruins
>Find a pit
>Pit filled with about 14 naked couriers running in circles
>MFW this pit
#5 - telamatoes (03/28/2013) [-]
I stole from a courier and he sent the brotherhood and 4 bands of mercenaries at me. Where the **** did he get that money.
#6 - Take (03/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #12 to #6 - bitchplzzz (03/28/2013) [-]
MELONS
User avatar #26 to #12 - elmarcocfc (03/28/2013) [-]
B& FROM APARTMENT
User avatar #31 - tjboi (03/28/2013) [-]
After downloading the PS3 DLCs all the messengers are ******* naked.... one even came in my house when my son was sleeping... long story short, anyone willing to lend a nord 5000 gold for a bounty?
User avatar #11 - emir (03/28/2013) [-]
My memory is hazy but if I'm correct couriers show up naked a lot because they get robbed while making deliveries.
#43 - girrafalopegis (03/28/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#50 to #43 - iwishiwasfunny (03/28/2013) [-]
source is gamerpoop on youtube, just search that 			****		.   
Gif unrelated
source is gamerpoop on youtube, just search that **** .
Gif unrelated
User avatar #13 - A Pickle (03/28/2013) [-]
Every time I see that ****** sprinting toward me I run away as fast as I can and make it a game of tag
#45 to #13 - icametocomment (03/28/2013) [-]
That is the greatest idea ever.
User avatar #3 - lockstin (03/28/2013) [-]
i have 40+ GB of mods on my skyrim, including some nude mods for both genders..... ive seen so much courier wang.
User avatar #16 to #3 - thedumbledore (03/28/2013) [-]
Can you recommend some that don't break the entire game?

I need it for science. And to get revenge on my older cousin for bastardising my oblivion with a rape mod.
User avatar #18 to #16 - lockstin (03/28/2013) [-]
oh goodness i havent played it in forever. almost anythign in the"immersion" section of the skyrim nexus is good. does things like add more natural sounds, add footprints. there are plenty of item packs that do things like adding 300+ lore friendly armor/weapons to the game. those are the kinds of mods i mostly have.
SkyUI
Epic Elves
Simple Bleeding
Alchemy plus
Binocular vision.
Climates of Tamrial,
WATER,
Skymomod.
the list could go on and on.
User avatar #20 to #18 - thedumbledore (03/28/2013) [-]
I meant nude mods. I don't think better climates or enhanced skills will get him in trouble with the GF much.

Im still going to use the **** out of these, so thanks. Been terrified of mods after hours trying to fix my game after the last bundle I downloaded
User avatar #21 to #20 - lockstin (03/28/2013) [-]
When you bundle download only install 3 at a time and test the game, it saves a lot of trouble. also save the mods somewhere else and copy them into the skyrim folders, dont cut, that way it will be easyer to know what you have to remove if it doesnt work
I use the UNP body for nude mod. it's realistic, CBBE (the most popular) looks like a pornstar body, and not in the good way. (fake)
User avatar #23 to #21 - thedumbledore (03/28/2013) [-]
Thanks man. I don't like the '$20,000 plastic body' pornstar look either, but it might make his girlfriend rage more.
For myself, I still await a skyrim mod with boobs that jiggle. Saints row 3 had the best jiggly breasts ever.

For a straight woman, I like boobs far too much.
User avatar #49 to #23 - lockstin (03/28/2013) [-]
UNPBBP, UNP body with breast physics.
User avatar #1 - iamkagji (03/28/2013) [-]
I have never encountered a courier in Skyrim that was wearing clothes. I have had the game since the first day and have beaten it 7 times, including the DLC.
User avatar #41 - trolljunkusa (03/28/2013) [-]
Begging for skyrim on steam. Please? Anyone?
User avatar #51 to #41 - Vpirate (03/28/2013) [-]
Torrent it.
User avatar #54 to #51 - trolljunkusa (03/28/2013) [-]
Are there any tutorials on how to torrent steam games?
User avatar #55 to #54 - Vpirate (03/28/2013) [-]
If you need a tutorial to torrent anything

You're doing it wrong.
User avatar #57 to #55 - trolljunkusa (03/28/2013) [-]
torrenting steam games is hard though

I know how to torrent it. But cracking it is the hard part
User avatar #62 to #57 - ishalltroll (03/29/2013) [-]
Lol no you just replace the steam_api.dll if it hasn't already
User avatar #61 to #57 - smashingkills (03/29/2013) [-]
Lul? It's the same as torrenting any other game. I've pirated Skyrim, wasn't any harder then other torrents. Just Youtube it if you find it that hard.
User avatar #58 to #57 - Vpirate (03/29/2013) [-]
...Not really.

Don't torrent it as a steam game

Torrent it as a standalone.
User avatar #4 - supamonkey (03/28/2013) [-]
But he has no pockets! What could he possibly be delivering?
User avatar #9 to #4 - vileghas (03/28/2013) [-]
maybe he stores letters in his ass?
#10 to #4 - Rascal (03/28/2013) [-]
A very special package.
User avatar #7 to #4 - theavatar (03/28/2013) [-]
His dick
User avatar #17 to #7 - zorororonoa (03/28/2013) [-]
So direct
User avatar #66 to #7 - supamonkey (03/29/2013) [-]
That was what I implied.
#75 - thechub (05/23/2013) [-]
In case some of you don't know, I believe that this happened when the creators of the game designed him. They intended to give him clothing and a hat, but made a mistake and gave him the version of the clothing that had a hood attached. They added the hat afterwards, which automatically unequipped the clothing.
User avatar #73 - gamingtales (04/08/2013) [-]
Same thing happened to me, laughed for like 30 minutes.
#70 - paladinhunt (04/02/2013) [-]
**paladinhunt rolled a random image posted in comment #110 at He has a point ** What he was carrying...
**paladinhunt rolled a random image posted in comment #110 at He has a point ** What he was carrying...
#56 - Rascal (03/28/2013) [-]
this has been fixed on steam with the legendary update i think
[ 73 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)