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how i react to bandits

The **** did you just
say to me. buddy?
Thou shall new Piss. (x
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was I' gone Through? use how
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Get the **** out of here.
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#221 - anonymous (01/28/2013) [-]
Skyrim huh, Look up the Elder Scrolls Online Trailer, I jizzed my pants at the part with the assassin.
User avatar #218 - schmuxy (01/23/2013) [-]
I like he mtg artwork
User avatar #210 - pipedt (01/09/2013) [-]
This is exactly how I react to ANY npc that tells me what to do... pff bitch please, I'm the ************* Dragonborn, Jarl Ulfric? You better start treating me with respect or I'm going to tear you another ******* . Alduin? **** , I'm going to **** you up.
#193 - anonymous (01/07/2013) [-]
foughten.
User avatar #192 - JoshBauer (01/07/2013) [-]
>foughten
#190 - nothesecondone (01/07/2013) [-]
Progenitus drives people mad?
#204 to #190 - swooshbear (01/07/2013) [-]
"Protection from everything".

Why don't they just say prepare your anus?
#189 - anonymous (01/07/2013) [-]
was expecting internet tough guy
#188 - jalthelas (01/07/2013) [-]
**jalthelas rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at Welcome to Los Pollos Hermanos **
#179 - anonymous (01/07/2013) [-]
this is how i felt about dark souls.
This area is sealed by the great lords power
User avatar #174 - largilloquent (01/07/2013) [-]
>foughten creatures and abominations

>foughten

>wat
#166 - gevaudan ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
"What? You just slew a Legendary Dragon?
You, who is the Listener of the Dark Brother-hood, Harbinger of the Companions, Guild-master of the Thieves guild, Arch-mage of Winterfell college, Champion of the Daedra, Dragonborn; Slayer of Lord Volkihar, Miraak and Alduin?
I guess we'll mug you."
#211 to #166 - rustledmyjimmies (01/12/2013) [-]
MFW "Winterfell College"
MFW "Winterfell College"
#165 - privatepoosky (01/07/2013) [-]
Holy **** ! I've been looking for this forever. It was one of the first posts I saw on funnyjunk back in like '07. Thanks OP!
#164 to #158 - creosote (01/07/2013) [-]
I need to check lower comments more frequently...
I need to check lower comments more frequently...
User avatar #149 - guiguito (01/07/2013) [-]
my ebony mail just kills them
so i ignore them
#148 - drjoker (01/07/2013) [-]
God*
User avatar #156 to #148 - leviathanreaper (01/07/2013) [-]
Gods*, you ******* idiot. Or by the Nine. Or have you ever played The Elder Scrolls?
User avatar #159 to #156 - drjoker (01/07/2013) [-]
he didn't say by the Gods he said "Just how gods damned long I've been venturing?" go back to grade school.
User avatar #169 to #159 - leviathanreaper (01/07/2013) [-]
The joke being from Skyrim, and you not playing it long enough to recognize it as such. Go play more Skyrim. (P.S. There are Nine Daedric Princes, or "Gods")
User avatar #173 to #169 - drjoker (01/07/2013) [-]
I've played Skyrim and i know there are Nine Daedric Princes, the way he used he could not have been talking about the the Nine
User avatar #187 to #173 - leviathanreaper (01/07/2013) [-]
I apologize, I honestly felt like you had no goddamn clue. I was kind of harsh, so I'll say again, I'm sorry. I mean, the joke was kind of obvious being on the Skyrim channel.
#147 - leninade (01/07/2013) [-]
None shall pass.
#160 to #147 - creosote (01/07/2013) [-]
I searched the internet for this picture, finally posted it, and when the page refreshed, I see THIS!
User avatar #162 to #146 - facadeon (01/07/2013) [-]
It escalated epicly.
User avatar #142 - theepicninja (01/07/2013) [-]
I saw a Magic the Gathering screen in there :D
User avatar #172 to #142 - aullaras (01/07/2013) [-]
Progenitus
10/10
Prot. Everything
20CC
flavour text should read: bad ass mother ****** dont mess wit him he get all da hunnies in da club
User avatar #177 to #172 - theepicninja (01/07/2013) [-]
I thought that card sounded familiar...I went and checked and somewhere within the abyss of my MTG cards I just so happen to have it
User avatar #178 to #177 - aullaras (01/07/2013) [-]
If it's in ****** up condition it's still worth like $13
User avatar #181 to #178 - theepicninja (01/07/2013) [-]
Damn...I guess it's a good thing I put it in a sleeve...
User avatar #182 to #181 - aullaras (01/07/2013) [-]
Nice, got a nice $18 mythic
User avatar #183 to #182 - theepicninja (01/07/2013) [-]
I also have all 5 of the Return to Ravnica Keyrunes. 1 of each, except Selsnya. I have 2 of those.
#155 to #142 - callmemisterp (01/07/2013) [-]
Progenitus. He ***** **** up.
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