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how i react to bandits

The **** did you just
say to me. buddy?
Thou shall new Piss. (x
we you have any idea. ANY we
was I' gone Through? use how
gods damned long I' been venturing?
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Fran her LAST Captor, just extending this
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so Tong ago?
I an not in the mood
far your **** .
Get the **** out of here.
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#44 - monkeybrains (01/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Knight's Response.
#12 - jakesterify (01/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
**jakesterify rolls 77**
User avatar #5 - bossmcpimp (01/06/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Bandit: "You shall not pass!"
Navy Seal: "What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo."
#60 - screamingdemon ONLINE (01/07/2013) [+] (6 replies)
That's pretty much how it feels when people talk down to you in Skyrim.
User avatar #88 - deluxedaddyrg (01/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I totally thought the the guy was going to say: "What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo."
#94 - thehumor (01/07/2013) [+] (27 replies)
**** yeah! Progenitus!
#19 - pabloenis (01/06/2013) [-]
*fixed
#166 - gevaudan ONLINE (01/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"What? You just slew a Legendary Dragon?
You, who is the Listener of the Dark Brother-hood, Harbinger of the Companions, Guild-master of the Thieves guild, Arch-mage of Winterfell college, Champion of the Daedra, Dragonborn; Slayer of Lord Volkihar, Miraak and Alduin?
I guess we'll mug you."
#20 - baka (01/06/2013) [+] (12 replies)
>Be Solaire of Astora
>Look at the Sun and embrace it's warmth
>Make it all the way to Anor Londo
>Beat Smough and Ornstein with help of a random stranger
>Still looking for my own sun
>Journey to the Demon Ruins
>Make a crown that glows as Incandescent as the Sun itself.
>Show it to that friendly stranger and is killed
>"My own sun...it's fading."
#137 - SilentBlade (01/07/2013) [+] (8 replies)
What in the name of the good Lord did you just proclaim about me, knave? I'll have thee know I was dubbed top of my knight squadron in the armie, I hath battled in numerous sieges upon traitorous lords, and I hath more than 300 honorable kills. I am extensively disciplined in simian warfare and I am the top archer in the armie. Thou art merely 'nother enemy to slay. I shall extinguish thee with precision such hast never been witnessed by Gods or men, here my words. Think that thee can escape mine wrath after uttering such filthy remarks? Rethink thine words, miscreant. As we speak, I am sending word of thee by raven to my network of spies across the realm, and thine hideout is soon to be located, so brace thyself for attack, fool. It will be the storm that exterminates thine pitiful life, if that it can be named. Thou art as good as dead, lad. I may be present in any shadow around thee, and I am capable of subduing thee in over 700 ways, and that is merely with mine own hands. I was not only tutored in gauntlet-to-gauntlet, but I possess the right to any weapon in mine liege lord's extensive armory, and I intend to fully utilize it to erase thine insignificant presence off our holy realm, thou insufferable scoundrel. I can only wish that thou would have had the foresight to comprehend what heinous punishment your little "witty" quip were destined to result in; mayhap then thou would have withheld from voicing it. But thou couldst not, thou didst not, and now thou shall pay with your blood, thou thrice-God-forsaken imbecile. I shall unleash unholy ire upon thee and thou shalt be inundated in it. Thou art carrion food, cretin.
#124 - scorcho (01/07/2013) [+] (9 replies)
and then you run into these ************* ...
#52 - deezknuts (01/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
mfw "foughten"
#55 to #52 - waffies (01/07/2013) [-]
I think this will work better for ya
#24 - lolbears (01/06/2013) [+] (13 replies)
MFW Progenitus
#1 - dearleader (01/06/2013) [+] (4 replies)
that image is progenitus from Magic the Gathering
#122 - fractalius (01/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
This is what I feel like when playing dark souls. That guy must be stone cold.

Then I was searching for a Titanite Slab, and farming in the tree at Blighttown. I go all the way down to Ash Lake, and just walk around.

It's a large beach, with dark dark blue water everywhere. All you see is water, the tree you came out of, and some pools of life. It didn't feel like dark souls, it just felt.. empty. It was terrifying and depressing, worse than anything else in the game, I wanted to just sit down and stop moving. Nothing of the game felt real after seeing it.

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#70 - hakx (01/07/2013) [-]
Second panel. Thought it would continue on like one of these

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#68 - blaque (01/07/2013) [-]
You like using MTG art, don't you, Squidward?
#38 - sovereignsunkown (01/06/2013) [+] (7 replies)
+1 for including Progenitus in your comic.
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