ever wondered. why they call you dragonborn?.
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User avatar #31 to #26 - fuperbooper ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
I got a mod that makes people run away from dragons.
User avatar #74 to #31 - bothemastaofall (03/30/2013) [-]
why the hell didn't bethesda do that in the first place?
"Oh look, a dragon. Better drop whatever the **** I'm doing to go box with it!"
#101 to #17 - anon (03/30/2013) [-]
The dragon letters on the card... they spell "ass."
#59 to #17 - anon (03/30/2013) [-]
A erection I have
User avatar #68 to #17 - daix ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
Why does that dragon arouse me..
User avatar #3 - anonrandom (03/29/2013) [-]
Born a fully grown man
User avatar #62 to #3 - eikakaka (03/30/2013) [-]
By a lizzard creature
#49 to #3 - RipperMan (03/29/2013) [-]
never said that was the first time he was born...

if not, he's got a good sneak skill.
User avatar #8 to #3 - tonkkax (03/29/2013) [-]
In Kalevala, the Finnish mythology, the "main hero", Väinämöinen spent 30 years in his mothers womb and was born adult.
User avatar #18 to #8 - dunderbiffen (03/29/2013) [-]
I am Kalevala and I can confirm this.
User avatar #33 to #18 - txniko (03/29/2013) [-]
I am the mother's womb and I confirm this.
User avatar #100 to #33 - Blarge **User deleted account** (03/30/2013) [-]
i am the confirm i can womb
#114 to #100 - davidavidson (03/30/2013) [-]
womb confirm i am the can
#85 to #8 - themoe (03/30/2013) [-]
That must have really hurt...
User avatar #40 to #8 - glorfindelfag (03/29/2013) [-]
gandalf is stolen from the same mythology.. i found that interesting, atleast. tolkien learnt fluent finnish to read the kalevala without translations
#29 to #8 - saladtongsofdeath (03/29/2013) [-]
wasnt that um.... the life expectancy back then???
User avatar #47 to #29 - dapianoman (03/29/2013) [-]
It was, but it included children as well. So if you were old enough to get pregnant you're probably gonna live another 50 or so years.
#69 to #47 - saladtongsofdeath (03/30/2013) [-]
so according to your calculations that means that the life expectancy was 63 back then.... 7 yrs younger then current times with modern medicine.....
User avatar #93 to #69 - dapianoman (03/30/2013) [-]
My bad, it was more like 40-50 ish usually i guess. and since the 1950s people have been living to the 75-80 range.
#28 to #27 - unclaimedusername (03/29/2013) [-]
You're coming with us
#35 to #28 - dickticklerluv (03/29/2013) [-]
lol fok ur shot
#42 to #35 - unclaimedusername (03/29/2013) [-]
Get back here!!
#56 to #42 - wholesomeburn (03/30/2013) [-]
FOR TALOS!
FOR TALOS!
#57 to #56 - unclaimedusername (03/30/2013) [-]
There'll be more of us.....
#60 to #57 - wholesomeburn (03/30/2013) [-]
And until the Stormcloaks have crushed the Thalmor under our boots, we shall not end the slaughter! VICTORY OR SOVERNGARD!
#73 to #60 - artyommetro (03/30/2013) [-]
Then the Real Legion walks in a pounds you guys to dust faster then the Legion that you are facing
#88 to #73 - wholesomeburn (03/30/2013) [-]
Retreat to Windhelm! The Dovahkin shall save us!
#89 to #88 - artyommetro (03/30/2013) [-]
Nothing can save you now.
#94 to #92 - wholesomeburn (03/30/2013) [-]
Don't worry! We can escape! We have carriages waiting fo-... I think we better find a different route out, our horses just went full-Bethesda on us..
Don't worry! We can escape! We have carriages waiting fo-... I think we better find a different route out, our horses just went full-Bethesda on us..
#95 to #94 - artyommetro (03/30/2013) [-]
Use your butterfly wings and get out of here.
User avatar #97 to #95 - wholesomeburn (03/30/2013) [-]
Boy this thread is getting weird.
#98 to #97 - anon (03/30/2013) [-]
Never should have come here.
User avatar #104 to #98 - wholesomeburn (03/30/2013) [-]
Anon was funny and relevant... Today was a good day...
#77 to #57 - markertemp (03/30/2013) [-]
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Not if I have anything to say about it, you won't!
User avatar #37 to #24 - sirgawain (03/29/2013) [-]
*Fixed by Specialized Followers mod
#13 - bonnierock (03/29/2013) [-]
family arguments
family arguments
#15 - undyingpanda (03/29/2013) [-]
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#71 - chocolatepuppy (03/30/2013) [-]
remind me of this...
#113 to #71 - dxninjaxo ONLINE (03/30/2013) [-]
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#34 - zekeon ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #1 - furryflava (03/29/2013) [-]
i was thinking the other way around O.O
#50 to #5 - RipperMan (03/29/2013) [-]
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#6 to #1 - captnpl (03/29/2013) [-]
A man giving birth to a full-grown dragon?
#83 - beddeb (03/30/2013) [-]
These posts confuse me even if they are funny, but seriously, the dragonborn were from akatosh who first bestowed the gift of the dragon blood to humans. C'mon fellas get your TES on
User avatar #115 to #83 - snerus (03/30/2013) [-]
And all the Dragonborns ever were great heroes of their time. 'Septim Miraak fella. He was an asshole.
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User avatar #90 - mrblueftw (03/30/2013) [-]
a guy ****** a dragon.
the universe was created to contain this mans massive balls.
#12 - anon (03/29/2013) [-]
"Doosh" ah the sweet sounds of childbirth
#38 - Darianvincent ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
User avatar #39 to #38 - mondominiman (03/29/2013) [-]
That game is hard as balls if it had better keyboard support it wouldn't be as difficult.
User avatar #41 to #39 - theugandanhero (03/29/2013) [-]
Not gonna brag or nothing but I actually defeated the Asylum Monster on my PC with the default controls.

P.S. Needless to say I'm not playing the game on my PC anymore.
User avatar #45 to #41 - mondominiman (03/29/2013) [-]
Wow, well then you clearly are a better player than me. I didn't even attempt with the default because it would be too goddamn difficult. Plus the controller is messing me up too because it feels weird and I'm always hitting the wrong button when i play with it.
#43 to #41 - anon (03/29/2013) [-]
pc controls are fine
its actually superior to other console controllers

for example try running while rotating the camera on PS
whats that? you dont have 2 right hands or 2 thumbs?
PC MASTER RACE
User avatar #67 to #43 - drainbramage (03/30/2013) [-]
I can't tell what you're trying to bash or if you're being sarcastic, but I play Dark Souls on PS3, and I'm able to sprint and rotate the camera perfectly fine...While keeping my shield up.
User avatar #52 to #43 - sketchE (03/29/2013) [-]
move pointer finger to b move stick with thumb
not that difficult
#80 to #52 - friendlyanonymous (03/30/2013) [-]
I know I hold it weird, but I can hit buttons so fast.
User avatar #117 to #80 - sketchE (03/30/2013) [-]
ever see people who play a lot of fighting games hold the controller?
User avatar #96 to #80 - raynagrimm (03/30/2013) [-]
i hold it like that when running and attacking at the same time
User avatar #81 - oceanicsss (03/30/2013) [-]
Whore of a dragon ******* every Nord in town.
#4 - pineapplechunkss ONLINE (03/29/2013) [-]
Why does this make sense????
#10 to #4 - tweeks (03/29/2013) [-]
"Dragonborn"
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