Weight. .. Let me tell you a story of my adventures of Skyrim :3 >Dragon attack Solitude >Shooting it with arrows >Dies and lands on top of my house in solitude &
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User avatar #1 - nsfwcontent (01/30/2013) [-]
Let me tell you a story of my adventures of Skyrim :3

>Dragon attack Solitude
>Shooting it with arrows
>Dies and lands on top of my house in solitude
> ****** luck right?
>Pro: I got a freakin dragon skeleton looking badass on my roof
>Con: can't loot the smug ******
>even after death the dragon is mocking me, staying just out of my reach
>keeping the loot it plundered even after death
User avatar #32 to #1 - meganinja (01/31/2013) [-]
just cast a spell on him. Be careful though, he'll launch, so do it in a direction that he won't fly out of Solitude.
User avatar #33 to #1 - andnowducks (01/31/2013) [-]
>Pile bodies up (May risk killing guards)
>Get up
>Loot the dragon
>Never come back
>Go get another house
>???
>Profit?
User avatar #71 to #1 - Crusader (02/01/2013) [-]
Shoot it with a firebolt
User avatar #79 to #1 - imalex (02/13/2013) [-]
I DEMAND PICS!
User avatar #4 to #1 - brothergrimm ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
bro........ that's the ********* situation i've ever heard in the history of gaming.......
#78 to #1 - Rascal (02/12/2013) [-]
guys youre all wrong dragons don't attack inside main cities.
User avatar #80 to #78 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
Yes they do. I got attacked in Riften, Whiterun and Windhelm
User avatar #2 to #1 - thefurie (01/31/2013) [-]
use firebolt to get him back and forth
#21 to #2 - Rascal (01/31/2013) [-]
shout...
User avatar #37 to #1 - dalobman (01/31/2013) [-]
do you evn fusrodah
User avatar #7 to #1 - hemming (01/31/2013) [-]
Console
tlc (Toggles noclipping)
Fly
???
Loot
User avatar #3 to #1 - theugandanhero (01/31/2013) [-]
>use reanimate corpse
User avatar #8 to #1 - Sinless (01/31/2013) [-]
>Spend hours allocating the baskets and kettles from around Skyrim
>Build steps to roof using baskets and kettles
>Profit
User avatar #9 - Sinless (01/31/2013) [-]
>Decide to **** around with all the side quests before completing main
>Max smithing
>Get to Markarth
>Reverse pickpocket a set of Daedric Armor onto the Forsworn agent
>It's been 2 months, the city guard have yet to kill him
User avatar #38 to #9 - patronmerksem (01/31/2013) [-]
I am so going to try this !
#6 - kirbyking (01/31/2013) [-]
I had to give up on Skyrim for a while after the full scale war I ended up in against the mobs.   
   
Two frost dragons come flying down at me at once while I'm trying to take out a giant camp, one dragon goes after a giant and they fight it out for a little while I take care of two mammoths and the other giant.   
   
I'm constantly trying to dodge the dragon while taking these bastards out but I do it, go for the weakened dragon first and take it out, loot the hell out of everyone. Now I'm over encumbered and the dead dragon is quickly replaced with a blood dragon. I eat my own weight in potions and somehow manage to survive the whole thing, taking everyone out.    
   
I turn around and there's Lydia looking at me like I'm a complete twat, I put away my weapon and walk over to her, she starts glitching out like 			****		 (full on limbs dancing all over) and just disappears through the 			*******		 floor.   
   
Picture pretty much sums up Lydia before she went AWOL.
I had to give up on Skyrim for a while after the full scale war I ended up in against the mobs.

Two frost dragons come flying down at me at once while I'm trying to take out a giant camp, one dragon goes after a giant and they fight it out for a little while I take care of two mammoths and the other giant.

I'm constantly trying to dodge the dragon while taking these bastards out but I do it, go for the weakened dragon first and take it out, loot the hell out of everyone. Now I'm over encumbered and the dead dragon is quickly replaced with a blood dragon. I eat my own weight in potions and somehow manage to survive the whole thing, taking everyone out.

I turn around and there's Lydia looking at me like I'm a complete twat, I put away my weapon and walk over to her, she starts glitching out like **** (full on limbs dancing all over) and just disappears through the ******* floor.

Picture pretty much sums up Lydia before she went AWOL.
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User avatar #12 - responsibletim (01/31/2013) [-]
Blood Dragons: A level 10's worst nightmare.
#5 - scooba (01/31/2013) [-]
User avatar #31 - baronbobo (01/31/2013) [-]
Skyrim story time.

>Going to a bandit camp when i noticed a dragon was attacking the encampment.
>Rather than fighting the dragon and the bandits i decided to let the dragon take them out for me.
> Once it finished it landed and i noticed that it had turned around to look at me.
>it did not move for a while till it started walking up to me so i drew my sword and got ready to fight until its head was level to mine it stopped and looked straight at me again unmoving for about 10 seconds then it took off and flew away.
>Almost shed a tear and who says video games cant be art?
#43 to #31 - thehumor (01/31/2013) [-]
Here's one
>taking a walk through the woods (near riverwood i think)
>My parents tell me they got me a blt from jimmy johns
>hellyes.jpeg
>after retrieving, i dont want to pause the game (im not sure why)
>encounter the traveling bard when i reach the path again
>pay him 50 gold to sing while i eat
>i begin eating and set the controller down
>he begins singing and a dragon ******* passes overhead
>freak out. grab controller.
>He circles several times and just ******* flies away
>wtf.jpeg
>bard has finished song.
>pay him fifty more
>again set controller down to eat
>"We drink to our youth, to the days come and gone, for the age of aggression, is just about ILL BURY YOU!
>OHGODWTF.jpeg
>he pulls out axe and sprints into forest to kill a spider
>returns asks me if i need anything
>mfw i payed a hundred gold for no song
User avatar #75 to #43 - theshadowed ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
ANOTHER
>doing the quest where you have to get to the Sky Temple
> ******* Forsworn, only level 17
>Delphine and Esbern ****** off, have no idea where they went.
>Just me and Lydia
>About to launch attack when 2 ******* BLOOD DRAGONS ATTACK
>3 way battle, manage to come on top and kill everything
>Move up to take down Forsworn Mage next to smithy
>I'm Ice Stormed and then falcon punched by an Ice Atronach
>Insta-Death, fly down onto Bridge
> ******* Delphine and Esbern run over to my body
>Corpse surrounded by 2 dragons corpses and countless Forsworn
>'I'm going to find whoever did this!'
#62 - tonkkax (01/31/2013) [-]
>Playing skyrim
>Going around whiterun as a werewolf khajiit
>Guard stops and says to me "..Is that... Fur? Coming out of your ears?"
>Mfw
User avatar #35 - justadude (01/31/2013) [-]
I play with a mod that makes gold and arrows have weight.
#36 to #35 - turretbuddy (01/31/2013) [-]
What about the peasants other than you and I?
User avatar #54 to #36 - thedarkestrogue (01/31/2013) [-]
If you're smart enough, you can still mod console games.
User avatar #64 to #54 - turretbuddy (01/31/2013) [-]
>Implying smart = will to take the time to mod console


Before black cocks 1 had the zombies update I got the old WaW zombies maps, took a while and usually didn't work.
User avatar #65 to #64 - thedarkestrogue (01/31/2013) [-]
you have to know how to get around privatized class files and how to get access to code off of a disc. I'm talking hardcore mods. You have to know what you're doing.
#66 to #65 - turretbuddy (02/01/2013) [-]
What sorta mods are you talking about?

unrelated as usual.
User avatar #67 to #66 - thedarkestrogue (02/01/2013) [-]
Like professional quality, story add on mods. I have an associates degree so I enjoy myself with old games.
User avatar #68 to #67 - turretbuddy (02/01/2013) [-]
Ah.
User avatar #70 to #36 - justadude (02/01/2013) [-]
I care not for mere plebeians.
User avatar #44 to #36 - javalavalay **User deleted account** (01/31/2013) [-]
BDSM?
#10 - pyra (01/31/2013) [-]
well when you go out and steal everything, sure
User avatar #77 to #10 - jjoorriissjjuuhh (02/08/2013) [-]
You sir, made my day.
User avatar #52 - thedarkestrogue (01/31/2013) [-]
Oblivion:

Can't carry 5 large swords and a set of armor

Can carry 5,000,000 paint brushes and run while doing it.
#11 - Rascal (01/31/2013) [-]
Also. Leather Weigths more than Iron.
#17 - harmonicanarchy (01/31/2013) [-]
sorta related.. what weighs more? a ton of feathers or a ton of gold?
the feathers, because gold and other precious metals are weighed 12 oz/lb instead of 16 oz/lb
User avatar #18 to #17 - chuckstein (01/31/2013) [-]
That's like saying, what's heavier, one ton of bricks, or one ton of rubies?
They're both the same weight. There's a ton of bricks and a ton of rubies.
If you wanted exactly one ton of rubies and exactly one ton of bricks, you would cut the bricks/rubies until it was exactly one ton.
TL;DR: No. Just no.
User avatar #22 to #18 - gmarrox (01/31/2013) [-]
No, he's right. Gold is weighed differently. A pound of gold is measured at 12oz/lbs whereas the norm is 16oz/lbs. So a pound of feathers is 16oz where a pound of Gold is 12oz, so 2000 pounds of feathers is more than 2000 pounds of Gold.
User avatar #24 to #22 - veneficium ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
it's measured in troy ounce and troy pounds, not normal oz/lb, and the unit of measurement doesnt go up to tons
User avatar #25 to #24 - gmarrox (01/31/2013) [-]
that's true, but we're speaking theoretically, following this pattern, a ton of gold weighs less.
User avatar #26 to #25 - veneficium ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
but that's because you are using a different units of measurement, it's just like Joules and eV; Metres and Inches, of course it's going to weight different
User avatar #27 to #26 - gmarrox (01/31/2013) [-]
Exactly
User avatar #28 to #27 - veneficium ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
... fine you win
but without the 'troy' in front, it causes confusion for others, which would then ruin the whole point, but if no one gets it, then there's no point either
User avatar #19 to #17 - mrmask (01/31/2013) [-]
ton of feathers > ton of gold
ton of > ton of
ton>ton
what?
User avatar #30 to #19 - MudkipTomislav (01/31/2013) [-]
It's a tonne just spelled differently (not sure if it's acceptable)
#34 to #17 - voltkills ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
this is one of the stupidest things ive ever heard.
this is one of the stupidest things ive ever heard.
#63 to #41 - voltkills ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #23 to #17 - veneficium ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
False! The unit for measuring the weight of gold does not go up to tons, the largest unit is troy pounds. Also, you should have mentioned that gold is measured in troy ounce and troy pounds instead of simply saying oz/lb which caused confusion to the two who replied to your comment. Hence, a ton of gold (metric or imperial) is the same weight as a ton of feather.
User avatar #49 to #17 - eonsmashface (01/31/2013) [-]
actually. if they both weigh a ton, they're the same weight. so shut up.
#29 to #17 - checkingnsfw (01/31/2013) [-]
So you are saying 1000kg's of feathers weighs more than 1000kg gold?
User avatar #81 - tigronn (02/25/2013) [-]
over encumbered, eat 100 apples, fixed
User avatar #76 - elmoose **User deleted account** (02/03/2013) [-]
>go to riverwood to sell junk
>frost dragon attacks
> kills blacksmiths wife
>he goes up to her body
>"oh gods no"
> a couple hours later i come back
> another frost dragon
>kills the black smith
> i send his naked body down the river
User avatar #53 - fapodap (01/31/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don't associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don't like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don't like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won't be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
User avatar #58 to #53 - pianoasis (01/31/2013) [-]
im assuming your some /b/tard troll?
#60 to #59 - pianoasis (01/31/2013) [-]
I'm not, you must have not understood me.
I'm not, you must have not understood me.
User avatar #40 - bitchplzzz (01/31/2013) [-]
oi, u avin a laugh?


its a game.
And I love it... it like having a hot bitch with a mental disorder.
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