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#84 - ateroidbelt (07/20/2013) [-]
mfw
mfw
#82 - anonymous (07/18/2013) [-]
ima redguard, Level 35, name herwaam, and i just got full Ebony yestoday, and now im rolling between my two houses, in markath and solitude, saving up Money for a house in winterhelm, anyone else tell about their char?
User avatar #85 to #82 - jonasa (07/21/2013) [-]
Dark elf, very low level, member of dark brotherhood and thieves guild saving up to buy materials to make my own house thanks to hearthfire.
User avatar #83 to #82 - jockothecrock (07/19/2013) [-]
nord, level 56, an imperial who owns all the buyaable houses, now owns a house by falkreath near a lake. used to wear full deadric, but moved on to stalhrim/ dawngaurd armor. best weapon is a single dragonbone sword. killed the thalmor leader. and just legendaried one handed to raise skill level
User avatar #77 - karvarausku ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
any one has the picture of the trap boy in white cat costume?
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User avatar #72 - henryfordthegod (07/14/2013) [-]
But when
#71 - coldfusion (07/14/2013) [-]
Is that a mod?
User avatar #75 to #71 - rockmanfan (07/14/2013) [-]
he just dragged the body on the other. but im sure there are mods for this...
User avatar #68 - princeofbrokensoul (07/14/2013) [-]
**** the empire
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#66 - refizul (07/14/2013) [-]
What the title made me think of
#64 - yuvesh ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
people complain about them not using mods
but no one has mentioned they're dead yet
#32 - areyouhammeredbro ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
**areyouhammeredbro rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Hank's idea of messing with somebody **
#24 - existacne (07/14/2013) [-]
> 2013
> Not using weapons HD retexture
> Using default female bodies
User avatar #60 to #24 - infinitereaper (07/14/2013) [-]
I'm a purist. Besides my computer can't run too much extra crap.

I play the game the way it was meant to played, I never really believed in mods.

At any rate the vanilla is good enough for me, I'm more focused on creating the ultimate build.
#62 to #60 - existacne (07/14/2013) [-]
You just don't know what you miss.
I think you might be interested in some realistic andre-balansing mods.
User avatar #55 to #24 - Zaxplab (07/14/2013) [-]
Because not everyone needs to live out their ********* in the form of Skyrim?
User avatar #56 to #55 - Zaxplab (07/14/2013) [-]
Er..... sexual ********* .
User avatar #57 to #56 - existacne (07/14/2013) [-]
> weapons retexture
> sexual *********
u wot m8?
User avatar #58 to #57 - Zaxplab (07/14/2013) [-]
>> Using default female bodies

il rek u m8.
User avatar #61 to #58 - existacne (07/14/2013) [-]
> skyrim
> the same underwear on every woman from 20 to 80
User avatar #40 to #24 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (07/14/2013) [-]
could be playing a console? not everyone is cool enough to buy a super pc.
User avatar #42 to #40 - existacne (07/14/2013) [-]
Don't waste my time, filthy console pleb.
User avatar #44 to #42 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (07/14/2013) [-]
got an xbox and a powerful gaming pc. bought a bunch of games on it and decided "wow those pc loving ***** on the web right! pc gaming is pretty fun!" then i uninstalled the games. sold them back to gamestop and got some console games. pc gaming is over rated.
User avatar #59 to #44 - jurto (07/14/2013) [-]
Who the hell still buys fisical copies of PC games?
User avatar #65 to #59 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (07/14/2013) [-]
twas many years ago. like 4. i was young and ******* stupid. i obviously dont know much about pc gaming lol. dont see the hype. it could be worse. i could of played on a mac.
#52 to #44 - historydudeguy (07/14/2013) [-]
Only that's a bull **** story.

1st if you actually did go out and buy a bunch of games for a pc (one that can actually play over low settings) then you would be able to see and feel the difference and would not call it overated.

2nd you can't sell pc games back to gamestop after you ave already opened them. (The codes inside are worthless after you have used them)
User avatar #53 to #52 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (07/14/2013) [-]
cool dude. that make you feel better? hahaha
User avatar #45 to #44 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (07/14/2013) [-]
were*
User avatar #18 - pwnagraphy (07/14/2013) [-]
Iron Mace
Iron shield
Most likely Iron armor, or stormcloak/imperial
That camp is near Whiterun and Riverwood
Can just steal/buy steel from trader
Probably plays dishonorable elf



0/10 would play games with
User avatar #26 to #18 - theshadowed (07/14/2013) [-]
**** you Elves are the best.
User avatar #29 to #26 - existacne (07/14/2013) [-]
Get the **** out from the Imperial province, you sharp-eared ******* .
User avatar #69 to #29 - princeofbrokensoul (07/14/2013) [-]
The empire can go **** themselves.
User avatar #30 to #29 - theshadowed (07/14/2013) [-]
Bitch ****** can't hear you over the sound of ma White Gold Concordat. We could magic your ass and turn you into an arrow pin cushion
User avatar #33 to #30 - existacne (07/14/2013) [-]
Not while our gloripus Empire is here and ready to **** you.
Go suck a Dremora's dick.
User avatar #34 to #33 - theshadowed (07/14/2013) [-]
Silly Empire can't even keep their own provinces under control
User avatar #35 to #34 - existacne (07/14/2013) [-]
It's all your fault, you arrogant dumbasses.
You forsed us to disallow Talos's cult just because you were so butthurt because the human was named a god.
User avatar #38 to #35 - theshadowed (07/14/2013) [-]
Just because humans are ignorant. 'Oh noes, the great general can make magic wordy magic! Better make him our Emperor and our God!'
User avatar #39 to #38 - existacne (07/14/2013) [-]
I must admit you, elves, have some magic in your blood, but you're nothing but a bunch of a frail fools without it.
Go drink some more mana potions, it's time for your medicine.
User avatar #41 to #39 - theshadowed (07/14/2013) [-]
Just because you stupid humans have to rely on big heavy brutes. Good diversity in you armies there
#48 to #41 - existacne (07/14/2013) [-]
I really hope you're joking, because that surely sounded as heresy.
User avatar #49 to #48 - theshadowed (07/14/2013) [-]
>accusing me of heresy
>Talos worhsipper
#63 to #49 - trevanman ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
aw schnap
User avatar #23 to #18 - chiktikkavaspaus (07/14/2013) [-]
That's exactly what my character looks up until level 10-15 or so.
User avatar #25 to #23 - existacne (07/14/2013) [-]
Last time I played, I get orcish armor by level 10.
User avatar #27 to #25 - chiktikkavaspaus (07/14/2013) [-]
Well good for you. I didn't really worry about that kind of stuff until I could craft it myself.
User avatar #28 to #27 - existacne (07/14/2013) [-]
Well, I did craft it myself, how do you think I got 10 levels.
User avatar #36 to #28 - chiktikkavaspaus (07/14/2013) [-]
Alright. But I still don't really focus on crafting until later in my character's life. (around 15).
User avatar #37 to #36 - existacne (07/14/2013) [-]
You surely never tried to kill random bandits on third level with iron armor on master-difficult level.
User avatar #43 to #37 - chiktikkavaspaus (07/14/2013) [-]
I uhh......don't play on master............

I play for fun.
User avatar #46 to #43 - existacne (07/14/2013) [-]
That's okay too, but in my opinion, It's more fun to hardly survive in such games.
User avatar #51 to #46 - chiktikkavaspaus (07/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, I usually give hard mode a go after I've beaten it at my pace and style at least once. Give it more replay value to me.
User avatar #54 to #51 - existacne (07/14/2013) [-]
I see. I prefer to replay some games with increased difficult as well.
But I also prefer to get from a good game as much as possible in one walkthrough, like "I'm gonna save game and see, what if...".
#17 - areyouhammeredbro ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
The female version of Brokeback mountain
The female version of Brokeback mountain
#19 to #17 - anonymous (07/14/2013) [-]
'Look at me I know a pop culture thing about sex.'

**** off 12 year old. Read the ******* title, and of course you don't know what it means, because you're twelve. It has **** all to do with Brokeback Mountain though.
User avatar #20 to #19 - areyouhammeredbro ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
Calm your man tits. If you've seen the movie or haven't because you fear that you may see something you like, either way the camp area looks a lot like the one from the movie so shut up and stop acting like its a sin to point it out.
User avatar #16 - captainpatters (07/14/2013) [-]
But buckets on their heads. The crime spree must continue!
#15 - luquaz (07/14/2013) [-]
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#13 - historydudeguy (07/14/2013) [-]
Needs more Argonian.
Once you love those scales,
All else feels like hell.
User avatar #78 to #13 - playercz (07/14/2013) [-]
eh,
where those argonian made things come from ?
#79 to #78 - historydudeguy (07/14/2013) [-]
The internet.


But more specificly the story "the lusty argonian maid" is actually in the elderscrolls games and the images are from google.
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#73 to #47 - logickid ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
And then she did some stuff that a maid would do.
User avatar #21 to #13 - Nazistick (07/14/2013) [-]
True that.
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