>Dozing off on couch
> Wake up and hear noise at the door
>Pet cat Scratches at the door
>Open the door to let cat in
>Pick up cat and carry him into living room
>talking to cat because thats what pet owners do
>"What have you been up to Today?"
>Cat looks at me
>Cat Responds: "Kajiit Has Wares, If you have Coin."
>CRITICAL SYSTEM FAILURE
> awaken from dream
>Never sleeping again