The Black Sacrament. Oc.. You know, with the dragonborn being so diverse (Assuming they're the Listener of the Dark Brotherhood, a Nightingale of Nocturnal, worshipping various Daedra et The Black Sacram
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#119 - thatkiddonovan (08/05/2012) [-]
I thought it was gonna say   
   
"for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in pork and beans"
I thought it was gonna say

"for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in pork and beans"
#133 to #119 - anon (08/05/2012) [-]
YES! i love olan rogers, his laugh makes me cry of laughter
#43 - braviary (08/04/2012) [-]
You know, with the dragonborn being so diverse (Assuming they're the Listener of the Dark Brotherhood, a Nightingale of Nocturnal, worshipping various Daedra etc) I can only imagine there's going to be one huge **** storm to claim his soul in Oblivion once he dies.
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User avatar #86 to #43 - heartlessrobot (08/04/2012) [-]
Yeah, especially since mine doesn't have a soul anymore (He's a vampire).
User avatar #44 to #43 - arearea (08/04/2012) [-]
true
User avatar #149 to #43 - severepwner (08/05/2012) [-]
I always imagined Akatosh would show up and be like
Ok. So, you've done a lot of **** in your life. I mean a lot of **** . (If Nord) So you used to go to Sovngarde, but that changed when you became a werewolf of the companions. So Hircine has a claim on your soul. Then you joined the Thieves Guild and later became a Nightengale, now that's Nocturnal. Then the Dark Brotherhood, so Sithis is really staking his claim, and I think that's it. So now instead of getting an afterlife by default. We'll let you choose one.
And that is what I imagined to happen.
User avatar #91 to #43 - lordfaggotmaster (08/04/2012) [-]
I would prefer to go with Nocturnal, if you get where I'm going
User avatar #64 to #43 - ishalltroll (08/04/2012) [-]
Let's count these,
Dragonborn, The Listener of the Dark Brotherhood, Nightingale of Nocturnal, Master Vampire / Werewolf, Worshipping all 9 Divines, Worshipping every Daedra, Leader of the Companions, Dawnguard member, Owner of Auriel's Bow, Archmage of the College of Winterhold, Master of the Voice
Did I miss any?
#69 to #64 - seratyo ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
Leader of the Companions? You look more like you fetch their Mead.
User avatar #48 to #43 - steckenrider (08/04/2012) [-]
I always imagined he/she would become a daedric lord.
User avatar #111 to #48 - PieManTheGreat ONLINE (08/05/2012) [-]
The champion of Cyrodiil became a Daedric prince.
So, why not
User avatar #144 to #111 - wiljones (08/05/2012) [-]
wow really? makes me want to play oblivion again
User avatar #150 to #144 - wrpen (08/05/2012) [-]
Shivering Isles DLC, by the way.
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#11 - anon (08/04/2012) [-]
Ah....skyrim. gif related.
Ah....skyrim. gif related.
#132 to #11 - anon (08/05/2012) [-]
i have actually never been attacked by them, they just kinda follow me around wherever i go until i get tired of them and kill them. Had one follow me all around black reach killing everything i came in contact with.

in:b4 cool story bro, just thought id share
User avatar #27 to #11 - IamEllis (08/04/2012) [-]
run around it as you keep hitting it with your meele wepon. its really easy because they take a while to turn and they cant hit you
User avatar #49 to #27 - licestr (08/04/2012) [-]
its easier with high archeyr and sneak, you can 1/2 shot them
#97 - yeagerduncan (08/05/2012) [-]
Sweet Mother, Sweet Mother,
send you child unto me,
for the sins of the unworthy,
must be baptized in pork and beans
#169 - RequieminMortis (08/05/2012) [-]
The Night Mother's reaction.
#42 - chrystof ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
wallpaper for anyone who wants it
#45 to #42 - arearea (08/04/2012) [-]
here it is with out the words
#2 - supremetaco (08/04/2012) [-]
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#62 - ascian (08/04/2012) [-]
User avatar #161 - icecubeslayer (08/05/2012) [-]
Sweet mother sweet mother,
Send your child unto me.
For the sins of the unworthy,
Must be baptized in Pork & Beans.
#165 to #161 - dracogenetecist (08/05/2012) [-]
It seems we had similar ideas.

You must die now. Cicero, sick 'em.
#166 to #165 - icecubeslayer (08/05/2012) [-]
You'll never get me Cicero, you crazy son of a bitch!
#164 - dracogenetecist (08/05/2012) [-]
"Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unto me. For the weight of the malnourished must be baptized in Pork and Beans."
#214 - xMWxBEASTx (08/05/2012) [-]
i killed all of them after i got that message saying "we know"
i killed all of them after i got that message saying "we know"
#12 - scostil (08/04/2012) [-]
iv always had this but never knew were it was from
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