Strong Nord Woman. .. She says that every time you pass within twenty feet of her. So irritating. I wish the NPCs would just ignore you occasionally in Skyrim. It just seems like the Strong nord woman napoleon Dynamite starla
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User avatar #12 - aldheim (12/28/2012) [-]
She says that every time you pass within twenty feet of her.
So irritating.
I wish the NPCs would just ignore you occasionally in Skyrim.
It just seems like their entire lives revolve around sharing random snippets of conversation with me.
And a 'hello' wouldn't go amiss, instead of telling me their life story every time I walk past them.
User avatar #63 to #12 - zombiebacon ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
I've never wanted to kill a kid more in a Bethesda game than Braith.

****** slut.
User avatar #66 to #63 - tropius (12/28/2012) [-]
"Boys, girls, dogs, elders, there's nobody I won't fight!" HOW ABOUT I ******* CALL ODAHVIING AND GET HIM TO TEAR YOU TO ******* PIECES?
User avatar #176 to #66 - commontroll ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
HOW ABOUT ******* DRAGONS YOU BITCH?
User avatar #121 to #63 - jaggedherp ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
You know, the first mod everyone should get for skyrim can let you do that
User avatar #17 to #12 - crustypizza ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
Strip down to your loincloth, they'll react in digust instead(as far as I know)
Problem solved
User avatar #20 to #17 - commontroll ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
I had a kid run past me and yell out "HAHA! YOU'RE NAKED!" Apparently naked catmen are a comedic sight in Tamriel.
#92 - Tyranitar (12/28/2012) [-]
"Imperial soaps and towelettes. They used to make me feel so cleeeaan.

I LOVE
LOOOOVE
moist towelettes!

They feel so GLOOORIOUS upon my sweet ass."
User avatar #95 to #92 - deathweaver (12/28/2012) [-]
Intruiging, but highly disturbing.
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User avatar #126 to #92 - Dakafal (12/28/2012) [-]
I'm jarl, jarl BALLIN'
User avatar #99 to #92 - AnonsForSure (12/28/2012) [-]
Lets get to bashing BUTTS as well as DEEZ nutz!
#110 to #99 - yoursandwitch ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
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User avatar #104 to #99 - schneidend (12/28/2012) [-]
Ha! Favorite line from those videos.
#98 to #92 - poutinesalad (12/28/2012) [-]
what about moist owlets?
what about moist owlets?
#37 - albiwankenobi (12/28/2012) [-]
"Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't."
#72 to #37 - thechosenchildsaid (12/28/2012) [-]
I'll have you know there's no pussieeeeee!
#75 to #37 - madjetter (12/28/2012) [-]
there's a mod where you can make a "Sword of **** 'Em All". Smack the **** out of this ****** with it.
#115 to #37 - jackbrook (12/28/2012) [-]
there's no PUSSEEEEEEEEEEEE
User avatar #90 to #37 - Tyranitar (12/28/2012) [-]
"OH NOE
it looks like I slipped

What an unfortunate disaster it would be if someone were to somehow rip my clothes and ravage the area...

I wouldn't argue..."
#73 to #37 - markedone (12/28/2012) [-]
I'll have you know that there's no PUSSIEEE!!
User avatar #45 to #37 - WillWalrus (12/28/2012) [-]
Every ******* time I see that smug-ass douche, I just want to punch him in the face.
And I do.
It's worth it, every time.
#76 to #37 - sweetsolitude (12/28/2012) [-]
No. I do not go to the Cloud District.
Because I own every house that was for sale in Skyrim, and alternate between living in my mansion in Solitude and my mansion in Windhelm.
#49 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
"I work with my mother, to sell fruits and vegetables. It's fun most days, but hard work"
User avatar #111 to #49 - frostyfart (12/28/2012) [-]
******* kids they are immortal i wanna kill that girl braith in Whiterun i hate it so much when she says: what are you looking at. i would kill every kid in Skyrim if i had that mod



User avatar #129 to #49 - frankayy (12/28/2012) [-]
If you walk past her with no clothes on, she shouts "YOU'RE NAKED!"

Funniest thing I have ever heard in a game.
User avatar #133 to #129 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
why would you walk next to an 8 yr old girl with no clothes on?
#82 to #49 - magceral (12/28/2012) [-]
<----- mfw I got a mod that let me kill children


Bitch always beat me at tag
User avatar #64 to #49 - heartlessrobot (12/28/2012) [-]
That little cunt's mom got murdered by a dragon and she still runs around town and **** .
#29 - HayleyWilliams (12/28/2012) [-]
every time my character (who is a woman) walks past another woman, they say &quot;it's a fine day with you around&quot; and I'm like (gif)
every time my character (who is a woman) walks past another woman, they say "it's a fine day with you around" and I'm like (gif)
#42 - lmaobutts (12/28/2012) [-]
There's a nip in the air... cold won't be good for my crops... never is...
User avatar #50 to #42 - mvainer (12/28/2012) [-]
lol he dies
#62 to #50 - tragono **User deleted account** (12/28/2012) [-]
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#140 to #62 - John Cena (12/29/2012) [-]
The games old as **** it's like saying Makoto or L dies
User avatar #182 to #140 - pelwi (01/03/2013) [-]
WTF, L dies?!
#83 - hauptishere (12/28/2012) [-]
Looking for my husband Nazeem? Check the Jarl's backside. That's usually where he stuffs himself these days.
User avatar #181 to #83 - corpsedolly (01/02/2013) [-]
I killed him and trapped his soul in a soul gem and dropped it in the ******* ocean.
#94 to #83 - braedenclarkejanze (12/28/2012) [-]
I. 			*******		. Hate. Nazeem.
I. ******* . Hate. Nazeem.
#39 - mummyslittlebitch (12/28/2012) [-]
These Imperial softies' nipples can't handle a little cold
#120 to #106 - tazze (12/28/2012) [-]
I see nothing wrong with that picture
#40 to #39 - mummyslittlebitch (12/28/2012) [-]
The beasts of Skyrim are made of sterner stuff than most
#114 to #112 - cometfire (12/28/2012) [-]
******* saved.

Have this epic message written in the bodies of Thalmor.
#5 - bagofmeth (12/28/2012) [-]
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#84 - nathanthefatman (12/28/2012) [-]
"Have you ever tried mercenary work? It just might suit you..."
#145 - Cipher (12/29/2012) [-]
"Trouble?"
"What is it, Khajiit?"
"Stay out of trouble, Khajiit."
"What is it? Dragons?"
"Is that fur...? coming out of your ears?"
"I know your kind, always sneaking about."

#132 - felixjarl ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
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#136 to #132 - wynzair (12/29/2012) [-]
related
#137 to #136 - felixjarl ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
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Of course it is related. This is a skyrim post and they are both related to skyrim.
#166 to #164 - felixjarl ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
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Jesus ******* Christ mate, made me snort soda all over my screen.
#168 to #166 - artyommetro ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
Mission complete party time.
Mission complete party time.
#87 - siemzor (12/28/2012) [-]
What do you want, milk drinker?
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