Skyrim Quotes vs. Slap-Level. If you want to see more funny graphs and charts, check out the channel, "graphs-n-charts." Also, yes, I purposefully lef
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Skyrim Quotes vs. Slap-Level

Skyrim Quotes vs. Slap-Level. If you want to see more funny graphs and charts, check out the channel, "graphs-n-charts." Also, yes, I purposefully lef

If you want to see more funny graphs and charts, check out the channel, "graphs-n-charts."

Also, yes, I purposefully left the "Arrow to the knee" quote out of this content. ...WAY too old of a "joke."

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User avatar #24 - galkawhm (02/10/2013) [-]
>Playing skyrim
>Hear "Do you get to the cloud district very often?" for the upteenth time.
>Kill him
>Steal his soul
>enchant boots
>Walk around the cloud district.
#52 to #24 - thephoenix (02/10/2013) [-]
that is the single greatest thing i have ever come across.
that is the single greatest thing i have ever come across.
#8 - fattyacid (02/10/2013) [-]
"You know, if you have the aptitude, you should join the Mage's College in Winterhold."

mfw Farengar, mfw.
#2 - asshatfartface (02/10/2013) [-]
>"Now I remember... you're that new member of the Companions. So, you, what... fetch the mead?"
>mfw im the Harbinger
#19 - XxElJuegoxX (02/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #48 to #19 - lilRican ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
oh god source?
User avatar #85 to #48 - XxElJuegoxX (02/11/2013) [-]
What Anon said. This is Gamer poop: Skyrim #5 on youtube. I highly recommend all of the Gamer Poop by Mans1ay3r
#49 to #48 - anon (02/10/2013) [-]
Gamer poop: Skyrim.
#78 to #19 - enforcedno (02/11/2013) [-]
jesus christ i haven't laughed that hard in a long time
#39 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
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''Is that hair coming out of your ears?''

MFW i play as khajiit.
#23 - Take (02/10/2013) [-]
any orcs looking for a good death, you can taste my sord
User avatar #135 to #23 - zionsype (02/11/2013) [-]
Is this a reference?
#157 to #135 - Iloldmypants (02/11/2013) [-]
Maybe just a little.
User avatar #158 to #157 - zionsype (02/11/2013) [-]
what is it a reference to?
#159 to #158 - Iloldmypants (02/11/2013) [-]
A webcomic called Homestuck. It's... interesting to say the least.
www.mspaintadventures.com/
User avatar #160 to #159 - zionsype (02/11/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, those overrated fags.
#56 to #23 - hangingtree (02/11/2013) [-]
I want this. Now.
I want this. Now.
#13 - comradewinter ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
The most annoying quote in Skyrim is when Jericho says: "Stop right there, criminal scum!" Makes me want to use my Fat Man and blow him right back to the Reaper ship. Pic related, it's Shepard from The Younger Scrolls next to an NCR soldier.
#43 to #13 - ihaveakeyboard (02/10/2013) [-]
I keep rereading this and thinking, " I am so close to getting this, if I reread it I'll get it for sure" SO 			****		 YOU
I keep rereading this and thinking, " I am so close to getting this, if I reread it I'll get it for sure" SO **** YOU
#36 to #13 - sporkbacon ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
Okay, let's see... Skyrim, Fallout, skyrim, fallout again, then mass effect, mass effect, Elder Scrolls, then Fallout again.

Do I win something? :D
#27 to #13 - annogram (02/10/2013) [-]
do you want me to kill you?
do you want me to kill you?
#28 to #13 - nim (02/10/2013) [-]
I...what.
I...what.
#21 to #13 - zakaizer (02/10/2013) [-]
Not even gonna try to decipher
Not even gonna try to decipher
#15 to #13 - theseanse (02/10/2013) [-]
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME WHEN IM THIS TIRED
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME WHEN IM THIS TIRED
User avatar #1 - eddiethead (02/10/2013) [-]
Can't stand the sight of a strong nord woman?
Throw my computer out a window.
#104 - boredomavenger (02/11/2013) [-]
I honestly think Oblivion had worse ones

>by Asura
>by Asura
>by Asura
User avatar #126 to #104 - mvainer (02/11/2013) [-]
It's the grand champion! standing here! molesting me!

touch here? right here? *giggles*
User avatar #138 to #126 - johnredcorn (02/11/2013) [-]
Stop right there, criminal scum. YOU VIOLATED MY MOTHER, I WILL DESTROY YOU. imperial guard Z
User avatar #139 to #138 - mvainer (02/11/2013) [-]
Let's get back to bashing buts... as well as deez nuts!
User avatar #142 to #139 - johnredcorn (02/11/2013) [-]
OBLIVIONS BEING trollED
User avatar #143 to #142 - mvainer (02/11/2013) [-]
welcome to the internet
User avatar #148 to #143 - johnredcorn (02/11/2013) [-]
It looks something like this
#62 - marknutt (02/11/2013) [-]
**marknutt rolls 66** fus ro dubs.
#53 - popkornking (02/11/2013) [-]
I wish the torture devices in the various dungeons around Skyrim were functional for the sole reason that I could kill Nazeem as slowly as humanly possible.
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#42 to #37 - riefenstahl (02/10/2013) [-]
That is one ******* horrible baby.
#44 - dibella ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
So many Skyrim posts lately.
#127 - luidias (02/11/2013) [-]
"I work for belethor, at the general goods store :D"
User avatar #133 to #127 - Zaivia (02/11/2013) [-]
*While at the general good store*
#119 - conagheraxe (02/11/2013) [-]
"Hey there's a cave here. Think we should check it out?"
User avatar #131 to #119 - xedeid ONLINE (02/11/2013) [-]
Right after we just exited said cave.
#94 - Edensfire (02/11/2013) [-]
The one that always got me was the ******* preacher. "WE ARE BUT MAGGOTS... WRRRRRRIIITTTHHIINNNNGGG IN OUR OWN FILTH"
User avatar #129 to #94 - mvainer (02/11/2013) [-]
But I like Heimskr
User avatar #155 to #94 - thenewnuggubler (02/11/2013) [-]
I always make sure to kill Heimskir in the most brutal way possible.
User avatar #103 to #94 - ARandomSpoon (02/11/2013) [-]
"COME... LEARN ABOUT THE LORD TALLOUSSSS." He makes me laugh xD
User avatar #106 to #103 - sketchE (02/11/2013) [-]
i shot him. the guards who ran over and searched for him before walking away saying "must be my imagination
#88 - draezeth (02/11/2013) [-]
"I'm not afraid of you, even if you ARE my elder!"
"I'm not afraid of you, even if you ARE my elder!"
#144 - xtnega (02/11/2013) [-]
PC Modding Master Race reporting in.
User avatar #162 to #144 - officerofwar (02/17/2013) [-]
Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.
User avatar #166 to #162 - anotherponyaccount (04/24/2013) [-]
it's more of a grey, but can come in black sometimes
#120 - mynameislego (02/11/2013) [-]
Hey OP I was curious but, Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't.
Hey OP I was curious but, Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't.
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