Skyrim Physics. I command you to look at the tags... Bethesda when making Giants... Probably... I knew you would


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#17 - lmOldGreg ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
User avatar #159 to #17 - wyrddarcnyzz ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
Because they're really ******* heavy?
#7 - finishhimlarry (07/17/2012) [-]
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>Trying to sneak on the Companions quest
>sneak behind a guy
>About to sneak attack him
>Guy turns around
>Kills me
>Have to re-load from 20 minutes ago
>Goddammit Farkas
User avatar #369 to #7 - severepwner (07/31/2012) [-]
Leave sneaking and whispers to the gutter rats who can't fight for themselves.
Said Kodlack.
#370 to #369 - finishhimlarry (07/31/2012) [-]
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I guess I just like sneaking behind people and killing them quickly. I've had several playthroughs up to level 50, playing as a brute, mage, thief, and a mixture of all three. I find it's easier to kill people when sneaking when you're at a low level. But everyone has their own opinions.

PS: This post is like, 2 weeks old, how did you get here?
User avatar #371 to #370 - severepwner (08/01/2012) [-]
Go to Skyrim channel.
Realize there are no posts.
Top posts in last 30 days
Realize I've been responding to a bunch of comments from a month ago.
User avatar #11 to #7 - graphically (07/17/2012) [-]

What are you? Some sort of ******* pussy.
User avatar #20 to #11 - IronTortureDevice (07/18/2012) [-]
Sorry, I can't hear you over my 30x damage.
User avatar #25 to #20 - littlegreenmidgets (07/18/2012) [-]
god yes.
#332 to #20 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #353 to #332 - graphically (07/18/2012) [-]
Thus breaking the game and make it boring as **** .
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User avatar #355 to #354 - graphically (07/18/2012) [-]
You wouldn't be getting ****** if you run in prepared, knowing how you're going to take each of them on, and what you're going to need to tank their hits. The combat is a lot more in the moment than it is when you just sneak around picking them off for an hour.
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User avatar #357 to #356 - graphically (07/18/2012) [-]
Having a shield makes it interesting because then you have to time your blocks, and when to do a power attack.

Also, I'm bored arguing about opinions I barely care about. Thanks for trying to keep me entertained though, but I'm going to do something else now.
User avatar #23 to #20 - graphically (07/18/2012) [-]
Until you get spotted.
User avatar #34 to #23 - holycrapimacupcake (07/18/2012) [-]
Who says we let them see us?
User avatar #311 to #34 - kookookachooforyou (07/18/2012) [-]
farkas apparently.
User avatar #35 to #34 - graphically (07/18/2012) [-]
Yeah have fun trying to back stab a dragon
User avatar #38 to #35 - holycrapimacupcake (07/18/2012) [-]
Bow and arrow for that.
#39 to #38 - finishhimlarry (07/18/2012) [-]
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Isn't on of the points of skyrim that you can play whatever way you want?
User avatar #40 to #39 - challengefailed (07/18/2012) [-]
Exactly. My friends think it's stupid how I play as a wizard(25% enchantments on 4 items, ect.) but I don't really care.
#43 to #40 - finishhimlarry (07/18/2012) [-]
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Personally I think playing as a mage is awesome, especially when you get the master level destruction spells.
Mfw a gang of bandits walk up to me and I'm about to use fire storm.
User avatar #50 to #39 - graphically (07/18/2012) [-]
Thief way is pussy way
#58 to #50 - finishhimlarry (07/18/2012) [-]
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"...whatever way you want"

Also guess what?

30x damage with daggers.

PS: I prefer to kill people silently as opposed to running in screaming with a warhammer and getting raped by a gang of Forsworn
#185 to #58 - tinfoilhat (07/18/2012) [-]
Hey man give us mages some love. Have 100 destruction, alteration and enchanting then make robes or armor to give you free destruction, alteration and whatever else you want. Then put paralyze in one hand and incinerate in the other, stun-lock everything (but dragons), ???, profit.
User avatar #326 to #185 - finishhimlarry (07/18/2012) [-]
Comment #43 down below
#142 to #58 - anon (07/18/2012) [-]
Wait I thought it was only 15x damage, or is that the total from sneaking and not just the one perk?
User avatar #187 to #142 - bronycurious (07/18/2012) [-]
the perk is 15 but there are plenty of gloves that give you double sneak attack damage.
User avatar #94 to #58 - holycrapimacupcake (07/18/2012) [-]
I loot all they have then kill them.
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User avatar #72 to #58 - graphically (07/18/2012) [-]
Shrouded gloves = 60x damage with daggers
At least learn how to properly be a thief.

Also, Warhammer sucks, fastest DPS is with dual sword and dagger using elemental fury to speed up the power of your attacks. When your health is outrageous as mine, with max armor, and orc's rage ability, I can dive head first into an army of frost giants on master and not give a single **** . While you'd get slaughtered if you accidentally let one spot you.
#294 to #72 - Jameshaich (07/18/2012) [-]
> Plays orc
#78 to #72 - finishhimlarry (07/18/2012) [-]
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You originally get 15x damage with daggers, then use shrouded gloves to get 30x. Check it if you want.

And Frost giants? You sure?
User avatar #90 to #78 - graphically (07/18/2012) [-]
also I'm going to bed now

P.s. I don't actually feel this strongly about skyrim, I just think it's fun to argue about it. Also, I don't care about red thumbs.
User avatar #87 to #78 - graphically (07/18/2012) [-]
"The attack has to be a sneak attack which will activate the assassin perk. This perk does a multiplier of 15x to your dagger damage. Now if you have the shrouded gauntlets, that multiples the multiplier by 2x making it 30x. Now the armsman perk at 5/5 will double all one handed weapon damage, although it doesn't show it in the multiplier, it successfully makes your sneak attack 2x of the base damage."
User avatar #84 to #78 - graphically (07/18/2012) [-]
max sneak damage is 60x, go google it

and yes, Frost Giants on master. Took on two at the same time with nothing but dual blades absorbing health and paralyzing.
User avatar #92 to #84 - finishhimlarry (07/18/2012) [-]
You got me. I agree with the 60x damage, it isn't in the sneak skill tree though.

Also, can you show me a picture of a frost giant? Are they in the new DLC? I genuinely want to know.
User avatar #95 to #92 - graphically (07/18/2012) [-]
Yeah, it is. Can't take screen shots because its on xbox360. I'd have to take a picture with a camera (gross).

They're pretty ******* strong though. Didn't think I'd have to go into rage mode to take them on.
User avatar #101 to #95 - finishhimlarry (07/18/2012) [-]
I also like to argue my opinions. Goodnight. And thanks for all the fish.
#240 to #95 - onlyj (07/18/2012) [-]
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User avatar #329 to #84 - admiralen ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
and then you realized youre a god damn assassin and that you could just sneak around the damn giants
User avatar #350 to #329 - graphically (07/18/2012) [-]
Already played as an assassin, one hit killing everything sucks the fun out of the entire game. It's got to be at least be a challenge.
#271 to #72 - anon (07/18/2012) [-]
#340 to #72 - blastinawf (07/18/2012) [-]
I think you mean 'Frost Trolls'.   
			*******		 dumbass.
I think you mean 'Frost Trolls'.

******* dumbass.
User avatar #349 to #340 - graphically (07/18/2012) [-]
Frost Giants. You find em in the Dawnguard DLC
User avatar #54 to #38 - graphically (07/18/2012) [-]
Yeah too bad all your ***** useless during messy battles such as imperial and stormcloak battles
User avatar #70 to #35 - hazardpay (07/18/2012) [-]
i did have fun backstabbing a dragon, i have that as a permanent save on my xbox, killed him with a double sneak attack, there's also youtube vids on it, so have fun being a grilled dick slashing at a dragons face i'm sure it's oodles of fun :3
User avatar #77 to #70 - graphically (07/18/2012) [-]
>Grilled dick
>Implying I would ever go out to battle with out 100% fire resistance.

Elemental fury and perfect weapons ensures a kill under a couple of seconds with elemental fury shifting my attacks into maximum over drive (coupled with orc's rage both doubling my armor and dps)

Also, with the incredibly high armor rating I have from my perfectly smithed deadric heavy set, I can punch most dragons in the face to death rather quickly.
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#299 to #11 - anon (07/18/2012) [-]
Aren't you the guy that gets turned on by girls pissing?? I'm not sure if you're the right person to start judging people
User avatar #351 to #299 - graphically (07/18/2012) [-]
The thumbs from that post balanced out the negative thumbs from this post.

Honestly I'm not even judging, I just like to argue opinions I don't feel that strong about because its fun.
User avatar #12 to #7 - cheshycatgrin (07/17/2012) [-]
#5 - canihascheezburger (07/17/2012) [-]
User avatar #13 to #5 - RedSarge (07/17/2012) [-]
I believe you mean, eight.

*couldn't find a picture of Elenwen*
User avatar #21 to #13 - ubercripple (07/18/2012) [-]
You best be joking ************ .
User avatar #28 to #21 - wickedfreckles (07/18/2012) [-]
Just let it go.
They're probably a dirty Thalmor.

All glory to Talos.
#64 to #28 - owmyanus (07/18/2012) [-]
#22 to #21 - ubercripple (07/18/2012) [-]
forgot pic
#8 to #5 - mrcowll ONLINE (07/17/2012) [-]
here have this
#32 to #8 - undyingpanda (07/18/2012) [-]
I like this one
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#138 - leninade (07/18/2012) [-]
> Giant's thought prior to this.
#149 - portshadow **User deleted account** (07/18/2012) [-]
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#380 to #149 - anon (04/27/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 0** Here, take this.
User avatar #176 to #149 - Tyranitar (07/18/2012) [-]
Damn player 2's getting his ass beat
#219 to #149 - anon (07/18/2012) [-]
Did you guys know Deadpool is getting his own game? Gif reminded me of it :)
User avatar #152 to #149 - darthblam (07/18/2012) [-]
Nice almost quads, man.
#3 - freddyhollensen [OP](07/17/2012) [-]
Bethesda when making Giants... Probably...
Bethesda when making Giants... Probably...
#384 to #3 - anon (12/10/2013) [-]
Bethesda when making Shivering Isles and Skooma
#305 to #3 - anon (07/18/2012) [-]
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User avatar #301 to #137 - turkumies (07/18/2012) [-]
That wouldn't be becoming a PART of the Nordic space program, it would be becoming THE Space program. We don't have much of that **** here.
#172 to #137 - anon (07/18/2012) [-]
you made me lol so ******* hard
User avatar #144 to #137 - darthblam (07/18/2012) [-]
When I first saw a giant I shot it with my bow to see how much damage I deal.. y'know to see if I can take it.
I realized that my puny steel arrows at level 7 barely took away any health and just ran going " **** **** **** **** **** !"
#167 to #144 - alienfreak (07/18/2012) [-]
Why'd you run? I found that there's always one or two places near the giant camps that you can hop onto where you can just snipe the giants and mammoths from near every giant camp. Killed 3 Giants and 5 Mammoths by level 3.
User avatar #168 to #167 - darthblam (07/18/2012) [-]
Because at the time I wasn't aware of how much you could exploit the AI's path finding.
#175 to #168 - alienfreak (07/18/2012) [-]
The Ai's are all retarded, the only one that isn't seriously screwy is Aela...
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#41 - zomgodness (07/18/2012) [-]
Ah those companion adventures....
Ah those companion adventures....
#154 to #41 - camerel (07/18/2012) [-]
what the **** . that gif had le in it. im going to go rage for the rest of the night because you mentioned one word in a gif that was actually funny
#216 - zedd (07/18/2012) [-]
It's not very often that I browse FJ and literally lol at something...
It's not very often that I browse FJ and literally lol at something...
#231 to #216 - puffytard (07/18/2012) [-]
mainly because a bunch of 9fags come and start rubbing their op dicks all over everything
User avatar #6 - generaljosh (07/17/2012) [-]
******* lydia...
User avatar #27 to #6 - sovietadgenda (07/18/2012) [-]
Thats wench Always pushes me into combat or traps, and in the morning there is no way to get the **** out of the tent
#206 - twatmissile (07/18/2012) [-]
**twatmissile rolls 9,969**
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#222 to #206 - anon (07/18/2012) [-]
So close.
#229 to #206 - anon (07/18/2012) [-]
#234 to #206 - anon (07/18/2012) [-]
you are the fifth person in these comments to be one digit off from quads.
#163 - thebilliam (07/18/2012) [-]
"You can do it!" My thoughts upon seeing my first giant and wanting to kill it.  Half a second later I realized I was Nirn's first satellite.
"You can do it!" My thoughts upon seeing my first giant and wanting to kill it. Half a second later I realized I was Nirn's first satellite.
#210 to #163 - doomfish ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
Besides Nirn's moons
#232 to #210 - thebilliam (07/18/2012) [-]
*I was Nirn's first giant launched satellite.
*I was Nirn's first giant launched satellite.
#263 - vizz (07/18/2012) [-]
>start skyrim
>walk towards whiterun after start scene
>decide to explore a bit
>ambushed by vampires and beat those weak bitches
>find giant bet he is weak as **** if those vampires where anything to go by
>get sent into space.
User avatar #265 to #263 - JohnE (07/18/2012) [-]
Can you still become a vampire? I've killed some but never got the disease, and I'm too scared to eat the dust. I remember in Oblivion, curing it was a pain in the ass. I had to walk all the way to a place in the forest and the majority of the time spent going there was hiding from the sun.
#267 to #265 - anon (07/18/2012) [-]
Eating the dust just makes you turn invisible for like 3 seconds, try letting them hit you a lot or just get the dawn guard dlc :3
User avatar #268 to #267 - JohnE (07/18/2012) [-]
I play on PC, so Dawnguard isn't out yet. never bought another bethesda game for xbox when an npc despawned from the world, so I had to start the ENTIRE GAME OVER AGAIN when I was stuck as a Mage's Guild Apprentice (Oblivion)

Plus, I'd hate to be a vampire, so annoying. At least werewolf is on-demand unlike vampires and their crappy passives.
(The console is so awesome)
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User avatar #277 to #268 - onemoreaddictingam (07/18/2012) [-]
Just get hit by them to get the disease, and you don't take damage from sun, you just get weak, and eventually people will just attack you on sight if you don't feed, and to cure it you need to talk a wizard in (i forgot where) and you need to get black soul gems and then your done
#274 to #268 - bassdinosaur (07/18/2012) [-]
vampires in dawnguard get a form similar to werewolves.

only it looks like a gargoyle. and you get wings.
User avatar #314 to #265 - skumbaner (07/18/2012) [-]
Curing the vampire desease is easy in skyrim. You only need to bring a filled black soul gem to a guy in morthal and he will perform a ritual which will remove the vampireism in you. although if you are not fully a vampire but you only have the desease you can activate a shrine and the desease will be cured. Vampireism is easy to get too, vampires have a drain life spell (which is really easy to spot, it looks a stream of tiny red balls) which can spread the dease to you. the less armor you have the easier it is to get the desease.
#89 - pokemonjustice (07/18/2012) [-]
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User avatar #24 to #14 - BabyPainter ONLINE (07/18/2012) [-]
whats the gif from???
User avatar #29 to #24 - celticspirit (07/18/2012) [-]
the I.T crowd
#260 - razoredgey (07/18/2012) [-]
*******		 giants
******* giants
#330 - Ihazfunkitty (07/18/2012) [-]
>play skyrim for the first time
>just out of whiterun and decide to explore for a bit
>see a giant
>"maybe its friendly?"
>walk up to him
>get launched into space
>laugh for half an hour
<mfw i got launched into space
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