Skyrim Guards. .


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#33 to #32 - edwinke (12/31/2012) [-]
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#47 to #33 - facechecker (12/31/2012) [-]
<<^^ MY actual face when i'm a sweet roll
#39 - inthurrnet (12/31/2012) [-]
By azura,by azura,by azura!
It's the grand champion!
I can't belive it's you!
Standing here!
Molesting me!

Touch here,right here
User avatar #67 to #39 - MoarBacon (01/17/2013) [-]
Oblivion gamer poop videos are some of the funniest I've ever seen on Youtube. Skyrim ones are alright, but the oblivion ones are the best.

"Let's get to bouncing butts, as well as deez nuts"

"In a minute, I'm going to walk out of here. That guy in the corner will follow me. You follow him. I will follow you. Remember, I've trained my entire life for this, so DON'T **** IT UP!"

Just two of a bunch of epic quotes.
#48 to #39 - xxpussyslayerxx (12/31/2012) [-]
im going to f you up, you n word
#4 - torkildsen ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
"you're sweetroll"
User avatar #68 to #4 - MoarBacon (01/17/2013) [-]
I think they might have been sweetrolling...
#22 - thecharliesheen (12/31/2012) [-]
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User avatar #28 - TheOneKing (12/31/2012) [-]
Not one "Arrow to the knee"? Progress can happen.
#12 - phanact (12/31/2012) [-]
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User avatar #14 - evilanakie (12/31/2012) [-]
what if the chickens in skyrim are people who have been wabbajack'd
#10 - caliguy (12/31/2012) [-]
I'm surprised they didn't use this one
#20 - anon (12/31/2012) [-]
It only annoys me that they spelled Azura wrong
User avatar #54 - rieskimo (12/31/2012) [-]
Why are they all talking to each other on Youtube?
User avatar #57 to #54 - Livelett (12/31/2012) [-]
Because they can
User avatar #52 - nalenthi (12/31/2012) [-]
You know that note in Skyrim that says the Adoring Fan was actually an assassin? I forgot where it was, it was in that place with the giant glowing mushrooms.
User avatar #56 to #52 - northleech (12/31/2012) [-]
One of Ciceros notebooks says he disguised himself as an adoring fan of the arena champion. But he was not the adoring fan, he is not even the same race. And the time skip makes no sense.
User avatar #58 to #56 - nalenthi (12/31/2012) [-]
So he was an adoring fan but not the Adoring Fan
User avatar #60 to #58 - northleech (12/31/2012) [-]
Haha, yeah that would be a good way of putting it :P
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User avatar #62 - tritonsbane (12/31/2012) [-]
I saw this the other day. It's on an episode of Skyrim Mods Weekly.

If I had known I'd get front page...
#17 - anon (12/31/2012) [-]
Thought this was Guild Wars content got excited as a mother ****** and then I was disappointed....

I'm sad now D:
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User avatar #70 - heimskr (02/08/2013) [-]
Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise!
We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!
But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you." [note 1]
Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel!
And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!
The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!
Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?
And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people!
So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine!
For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!
Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!
And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man!
Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!
User avatar #50 - timeparadox (12/31/2012) [-]
******* Calcelmo
#29 - alldaypk (12/31/2012) [-]
I thought I was done with Skyrim, apparently not.
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