Scumbag Skyrim.. Third OC. Re-uploaded due to mad spelling failures on my behalf. Was having a conversation with my friend while playing and came to this conclu oh hey cutie
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Scumbag Skyrim.. Third OC. Re-uploaded due to mad spelling failures on my behalf. Was having a conversation with my friend while playing and came to this conclu

Third OC. Re-uploaded due to mad spelling failures on my behalf. Was having a conversation with my friend while playing and came to this conclusion. (In first line I used 'realizing' which is American. I'm Australian but dem demographics.)

Tags: oh | hey | cutie
Playing Skryrim and realizing how many people are scumbag.
Scumbag Blades Scumbag Greybeards
Tan teach you Every
shout unlocked. "Look
in random, dangerous
and
battle dragons to
Sworn to protect the
Dragon born, the gre atest
dragon slayer of all. "Hey,
kill Paarthurnax, that
dragon who helped us
the world, or I won' t talk to
you again."
Scumbag Merchant Scumbag Dragonborn
Dragon born is. saving the
world from of
doom and death and SEMI
eating power. "Guards, he
stale an apple!"
Also wont mien ghee a
discount)
On a quest to EVE the
world from the dragon
that will bring about the
apocalypse. Joins. a group
of theeye s.
THESAW“
GAVE
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Submitted: 07/02/2012
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#67 - dickticklerluv (07/03/2012) [-]
kill dragon infront of the whole town. At first they seem astounded, then they leave and go back to what they where doing and not give 			****		.   
   
mfw
kill dragon infront of the whole town. At first they seem astounded, then they leave and go back to what they where doing and not give **** .

mfw
#8 - beestrogue (07/02/2012) [-]
I love.. LOVE moist towelettes! They feel soGLORIOUS upon my sweet ass!!
User avatar #11 to #8 - pinkythepie (07/02/2012) [-]
Don't tell me you jack off.
#32 to #8 - anon (07/03/2012) [-]
Intriguing...but highly disturbing.
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#12 to #8 - pkmnmastersteve **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#64 - electro (07/03/2012) [-]
Scumbag opponent:
Please! Have Mercy! I yield! I Yiellllldd!
.......JUST KIDDING
User avatar #69 to #64 - darthblam (07/03/2012) [-]
Yeah.. that kind of pissed me off.. the first time they did that I actually stopped.. thinking they would run off and learn from their mistakes and potentially lead them towards a better lifestyle...

But no.. they get right back up and force me to stick my sword in their face.
#44 - bluename (07/03/2012) [-]
When she told me I had to kill Paathurnax I raged, I loved him. I mean for 			****		 sake he's doing no harm, he's sitting on a mountain.  I hate Delphine she's a bitch I wish I could kill her.
When she told me I had to kill Paathurnax I raged, I loved him. I mean for **** sake he's doing no harm, he's sitting on a mountain. I hate Delphine she's a bitch I wish I could kill her.
User avatar #72 to #44 - ZenMacros (07/03/2012) [-]
I know that feel. Paarthurnax was a pretty cool guy and they wanted me to kill him just because he used to be bad. I knew I couldn't kill them, but that didn't stop me from trying.
User avatar #74 to #44 - metalpersian (07/03/2012) [-]
I tried.... they nearly killed me.
User avatar #81 to #44 - patriotpenguin ONLINE (07/03/2012) [-]
but you do get a cool sword for killing him....
#87 to #81 - Is that a nipple (07/03/2012) [-]
It wouldn't let me kill Paarthurnax xD His hp would go almost all the way down but it wouldn't let me kill him. Then he flew away and I never saw his ass again.
#89 to #87 - patriotpenguin ONLINE (07/03/2012) [-]
oh 			****		 i just noticed your username
oh **** i just noticed your username
User avatar #88 to #87 - patriotpenguin ONLINE (07/03/2012) [-]
i expected you to say : he fell onto his knee and yelled i yeild i yeild!!
#136 to #44 - gryx (07/03/2012) [-]
I had a mod installed that let me kill vital NPCs and children. She was dead within 3 seconds.
I had a mod installed that let me kill vital NPCs and children. She was dead within 3 seconds.
#107 - twatmissile (07/03/2012) [-]
<sends you on a really hard first quest
<murdered Gallus
<blamed it on Karliah
<makes you go through a dungeon full of draugr
<stabs you
<steals everything from the thieves guild
<house is barred off and full of booby traps
<steals skeleton key
<chooses water-logged place full of ****** ass falmer for final showdown
<uses invisibility potions
<resets all traps behind him
#234 to #107 - anon (07/03/2012) [-]
Actually he uses a special power from being a Nightingale to turn invisible.
#279 to #107 - extremistavenger (07/03/2012) [-]
I wanted to kill that 			******		 more than I wanted to kill Aludin.
I wanted to kill that ****** more than I wanted to kill Aludin.
User avatar #157 to #107 - basstower (07/03/2012) [-]
i still haven't returned the skeleton key. It's too damn useful
#209 - pinnacleofponies (07/03/2012) [-]
Oh so you're the college of winterhold's arch mage? You should try and join the college of winterhold.
User avatar #137 - jirichi (07/03/2012) [-]
Is Dragonborn, Harbringer of the companions, Leader of the Thieves Guild, Archmage at the College of Winterhold, and leader of the Dark Brotherhood



NO ONE CARES
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User avatar #70 to #28 - darthblam (07/03/2012) [-]
More like complete dumbass bandits
"That guy just single handedly took down a friggin' dragon! ... I'm going to charge at him with this cheap dagger!"
User avatar #14 - trolljunkusa (07/02/2012) [-]
I tried killing parthenax but he sjust sat there. I got his health to zero, and he just continued to look at me

I was like WAHT
#26 to #14 - Spacecakes (07/03/2012) [-]
Same. It was like he was staring into my soul and asking "Why?"
#216 - thatsnumberwang (07/03/2012) [-]
Have you also noticed that pretty much nobody gives a 			****		 when you save the world too?
Have you also noticed that pretty much nobody gives a **** when you save the world too?
User avatar #257 to #216 - tealkangaroo (07/03/2012) [-]
the guards keep saying to me "You have saved us all, al hai dragonborn" or something and "No matter what happens, the guard will always be greatful for all you've done"

Seems fine to me :3
User avatar #224 to #216 - alcmaeon (07/03/2012) [-]
Guards keep telling me same **** like "They say you released a dragon at Whiterun, are you a madman?" Don't know if those were the exact words because I haven't played in awhile.
User avatar #227 to #224 - thatsnumberwang (07/03/2012) [-]
''i hear you've been seem amongst the companions, so what do you do deatch the mead?'' when you're pretty much the grandmaster of every ******* guild
User avatar #228 to #227 - thatsnumberwang (07/03/2012) [-]
*fetch
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User avatar #221 to #5 - deltadeltadelta (07/03/2012) [-]
You're.
#298 to #5 - majorfaget (07/03/2012) [-]
Let's = let us
Let's = let us
#6 to #5 - comradewinter ONLINE (07/02/2012) [-]
**** , he knows my dragonborn...
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User avatar #182 to #142 - TheLizardKing (07/03/2012) [-]
I would never kill Paarthunax D:
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#181 to #142 - anon (07/03/2012) [-]
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#52 - biograde (07/03/2012) [-]
people are scumbags on this planet too
#139 - gryx (07/03/2012) [-]
>Just minding my own buisness
>Dark brotherhood assassin goes up and tries to attack me (just a random kaj girl)
>Kill her, loot the corpse
>Finish the Innocence Lost quest
>Astrid wants me to join
>mfw
User avatar #341 to #139 - kaj (09/13/2013) [-]
I'm not a girl.
User avatar #27 - megamanfan (07/03/2012) [-]
joins stormcloaks

cant kill the thalmor
#17 - kitsunemochalite (07/02/2012) [-]
Scumbag Dark Brotherhood
Kidnaps you after helping boy who was abused in orphanage
Give you options to kill 3 people, one being a mother of a ******** of kids
Makes you join and follow every order
Knows the Emperor is a fake but lets you go ahead into trap
Seriously wtf?
User avatar #212 to #17 - ljubav (07/03/2012) [-]
Its simple kill the dark brotherhood girl and than the other 3
#31 to #17 - thesageteffect (07/03/2012) [-]
In response to that picture, I kill kids all the time.
#260 to #253 - tealkangaroo (07/03/2012) [-]
You win this time
You win this time
#132 - deadliercupid (07/03/2012) [-]
first assassins creed then fallout now skyrim im going to enjoy funnyjunk a lot more now
pic sorta related
User avatar #68 - darthblam (07/03/2012) [-]
To get a discount all he has to say is "Hi, I'm the Dragonborn and this is my favorite store in Tamriel."
#291 to #68 - anon (07/03/2012) [-]
Oh god I laughed.
#71 to #68 - sircool (07/03/2012) [-]
I laughed.
I laughed.
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