Scumbag Bandit. I'm trying to save you, prick.. DRAGON IS. > be fighting blood dragon. > Pretty low everything, bad equipment. All round > Whole orc camp helps > Feelsgoodman > Use fos ro dah to stun drag
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Scumbag Bandit

I'm trying to save you, prick.

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Submitted: 07/15/2012
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#55 - Jameshaich (07/16/2012) [+] (5 replies)
> be fighting blood dragon.   
> Pretty low everything, bad equipment. All round 						****					   
> Whole orc camp helps   
> Feelsgoodman   
> Use fos ro dah to stun dragon a little.   
> accidently hit stupid 						******					 orc   
> They turn to me   
> die
> be fighting blood dragon.
> Pretty low everything, bad equipment. All round ****
> Whole orc camp helps
> Feelsgoodman
> Use fos ro dah to stun dragon a little.
> accidently hit stupid ****** orc
> They turn to me
> die
User avatar #1 - drainbramage ONLINE (07/15/2012) [+] (28 replies)
This happened today actually.
>Be me a level 13 Khajiit, light armour build
>All out of health potions and **** , only surving by using "become ethereal" shout
>Frost dragon attacks me
>I nearly die, so I use the shout and run to the nearest place that could help me
>arrive at bandit camp, they all draw their bows, I think I'm safe
>I died after about 15 minutes of the dragons and bandits attacking me
The dragon didn't even attack the bandits.
User avatar #21 - theangryrussian (07/16/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I was sitting around in one of the shops in Solitude and 3 ******* dragons swooped down and killed half the city while i ate 83526426426 cheese rolls.
+21
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User avatar #59 - theshadowed (07/16/2012) [+] (6 replies)
> Level 14 Archer
>Going to Karthspire for the Sky Temple quest
>Frost Dragon attacks
>Lydia dead, Esbern is on the floor and Delphine isn't even here
>Fight off everything, including dragon
>The ******* forsworn mage next to the forge kills me as soon as I go up the steps
>See Delphine run across my dead body
User avatar #17 - thesnarfalarker (07/16/2012) [+] (18 replies)
>Playing Dawnguard
>Level 81, Daedric armor dragonbone weapons
>Revered Dragon outta ******* nowhere
> ********************** .jpg
>Dragon flies away
>wat
>Starts attacking forsworn
>Frost dragon outta ******* nowhere
>All the forsworn are dead
> ********************
>Almost died, used call dragon
#66 - shadeymuffin (07/16/2012) [+] (6 replies)
> Playing skyrim
>Never use any companion
>Complete game
>How do people find these funny?
User avatar #25 - Awesomenessniss ONLINE (07/16/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Every time i go to Dawnstar, a Blood Dragon or up attacks, every single time, like clockwork.
#102 - stratosrider (07/16/2012) [-]
>Be female Breton, Lv 40 with two-handed at 100
>walking up mountain, bandits come out of ******* nowhere
>letsdothisbitch.jpeg
>suddenly Frost dragon
>starts to swoop down, I give it an arrow to the GUT
>does the whole "crashing down" cinematic, rams into side of mountain crag
>continues to "fall down" into side of mountain
>bandits start attacking it as it remains in a perpetual faceplant.

(pic related)
User avatar #23 - severepwner (07/16/2012) [-]
Elder Dragon attacks
Rush to Black Briar Lodge for assistance
my death is more vital than something that will gladly burn down their lodge.
#15 - ragingbrony (07/16/2012) [-]
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Being killed by*
User avatar #18 - bitchplzzz (07/16/2012) [+] (3 replies)
bandits dont phase me anymore. Slash, dead
User avatar #53 - fuzzyballs (07/16/2012) [-]
shouldn't it say "attempt to kill"?
#85 - jetmb (07/16/2012) [+] (2 replies)
> Be me, 81 Argonian dual wielding dragon blades
> Want to get Legendary Dragon achievement
> Port to nearest peak to fight Legendary beasts
> Dragon ***** me up because I used Oghma Infinium to reach 81 and have yet to learn Dragonrend
> **** .
User avatar #61 - yaarun (07/16/2012) [-]
i was a destruction mage, and I hated fighting dragons in cities because the idiot guards kept getting in the fireballs' range
User avatar #43 - arsyro ONLINE (07/16/2012) [+] (9 replies)
Anyone know when Dawngaurd drops for the ps3?
#117 to #113 - sirgawain (07/17/2012) [-]
What if Bethesda said that
Because Microsoft also paid them to stay quiet?
User avatar #33 - thepinkestofthepie (07/16/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Oblivion and Morrowind are much better than Skyrim. But I enjoy Skyrim as well.
User avatar #42 to #39 - mistressluna (07/16/2012) [-]
Lol acrobatics was broke as ****
User avatar #9 - anustraveller ONLINE (07/15/2012) [-]
He looks somehow like Kratos...
#41 - rollcore (07/16/2012) [-]
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#40 - anonymous (07/16/2012) [-]
Suprised anyone loses health when outside of a cave, given how easy it is to avoid things.

Especially since the pathing of the mobs is abusable.

What I find tedious, is that once you've killed a dragon, the strategy never changes, just more hp and more damage.
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