Scumbag Bandit. I'm trying to save you, prick.. DRAGON IS. > be fighting blood dragon. > Pretty low everything, bad equipment. All round > Whole orc camp helps > Feelsgoodman > Use fos ro dah to stun drag bandit Dicks


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#55 - Jameshaich (07/16/2012) [-]
> be fighting blood dragon.   
> Pretty low everything, bad equipment. All round 			****		   
> Whole orc camp helps   
> Feelsgoodman   
> Use fos ro dah to stun dragon a little.   
> accidently hit stupid 			******		 orc   
> They turn to me   
> die
> be fighting blood dragon.
> Pretty low everything, bad equipment. All round ****
> Whole orc camp helps
> Feelsgoodman
> Use fos ro dah to stun dragon a little.
> accidently hit stupid ****** orc
> They turn to me
> die
User avatar #69 to #55 - Ivandrago (07/16/2012) [-]
>Grinded up conjuring, around level 30
>Only Elven stuff
>Walking around, wild elder dragon appears
>Proceed to bait the elder dragon to utterly destroy 4 or 5 forsworn and bandit groups
>No one left
>Jump in river
>Die in a watery grave
#76 to #55 - ishalltroll (07/16/2012) [-]
>See dragon attacking village next to 7000 steps.
>Guards start to attack.
>Villagers start to attack.
>A ******* bear comes to fight the dragon.
>I don't get to do **** the village kills it before I arrive.
>MFW that village is better at dragonborn than me.
User avatar #107 to #76 - heroicvenom (07/16/2012) [-]
> **** up to level 20 ish
>prepared for anything
>weak dragon comes by
>get the **** down here faggot
>dragon flys into the mountains
>dragon is dying
>the **** is up there?
>reach top to see a dead dragon and a bear
>no groups of people, no super powerful beings, just a bear
>god damn dovahbear
#115 to #107 - ishalltroll (07/17/2012) [-]
>Leave Solitude to do a quest.
>Come back after an hour to the blue palace.
>Find this.
>All of my wat.
>A dragon got killed trying to crash the party in the blue palace.
#99 to #76 - popkornking (07/16/2012) [-]
>Lvl 35 Khajit, full sneak, can rape any ground enemy
>Can't do **** about Dragons
>Doing quest to return the White Phial to Nurellion (or whatever his name is)
>Go into dungeon, sneak through the entire dungeon even the boss in the final room
>Get White Phial
>Go outside, Snow Bear starts attacking me
>As I finish it off, start absorbing dragon soul
>Look to my side, the Snow Bear single handedly killed a Dragon somehow while I was inside the dungeon
>Snow Bear is better Dragon slayer than I am
User avatar #1 - drainbramage (07/15/2012) [-]
This happened today actually.
>Be me a level 13 Khajiit, light armour build
>All out of health potions and **** , only surving by using "become ethereal" shout
>Frost dragon attacks me
>I nearly die, so I use the shout and run to the nearest place that could help me
>arrive at bandit camp, they all draw their bows, I think I'm safe
>I died after about 15 minutes of the dragons and bandits attacking me
The dragon didn't even attack the bandits.
User avatar #31 to #1 - sketchE (07/16/2012) [-]
how did a frost dragon attack you at level 13? my levl 26 has only seen a blood dragon. or are you just saying a dragon breathing ice
User avatar #50 to #31 - drainbramage (07/16/2012) [-]
It had Frost dragon as the title, I've fought like 7 dragons and 3 Frost dragons so far. I think my game is spawning dragons like a ************ .
User avatar #62 to #50 - sketchE (07/16/2012) [-]
thats weird usually blood dragons come before frost and frost dont appear till around 30 is my experience
User avatar #72 to #62 - Noah (07/16/2012) [-]
I've gotten Frost Dragons early too.
I think if you fight the one at the forsworn camp, they start spawning normally
User avatar #67 to #62 - drainbramage (07/16/2012) [-]
I've seen 1 blood dragon, I miss that ****** , I can take them.
User avatar #2 to #1 - realop (07/15/2012) [-]
I ******* hate the Dwelmer tunnels
>Be me
>Running for my life from a dwelmer spider, sphere and big ass guy
>Run into a Falmer camp.
>I skip ahead getting attacked by frost bites
>My last stand was against the Chaurus, then I died.
User avatar #95 to #2 - sirgawain (07/16/2012) [-]
When I was doing my first playthrough, those places were unbearable on adept at any level. In my second playthrough, I don't even really have to sneak. I guess it's because I'm spending perks more wisely, but it's still really strange.
User avatar #3 to #2 - drainbramage (07/15/2012) [-]
In my first playthrough I lost Lydia in a Dwelmer tunnel, having a bandit camp in a Falmer dungeon while being attacked by a Frost dragon. Just accept death. But those Centarion bastards are annoying little ******* .
User avatar #27 to #3 - Awesomenessniss (07/16/2012) [-]
If you two don't stop misspelling DWEMER I will **** you up!
User avatar #51 to #27 - drainbramage (07/16/2012) [-]
Oops **** , my bad.
User avatar #104 to #51 - Awesomenessniss (07/16/2012) [-]
Don't worry, probably due to all the drain bramage.
User avatar #4 to #3 - realop (07/15/2012) [-]
User avatar #5 to #4 - drainbramage (07/15/2012) [-]
They're still annoying none of the less.
User avatar #6 to #5 - realop (07/15/2012) [-]
Yeah, I got stuck on the last bit, feelsbagman.jpg
User avatar #7 to #6 - drainbramage (07/15/2012) [-]
Become ethereal. It's the most underated shout in the game but it's the perfect survival tool.
User avatar #8 to #7 - realop (07/15/2012) [-]
No, I mean I got stuck on a puzzle, when you just enter the Skuldofn temple or what ever it's called, I got stuck on that puzzle, since there was no way out I started a new game, then when I did, my saved game for the Skuldofn temple didn't work.
User avatar #11 to #8 - drainbramage (07/16/2012) [-]
Ah, I remember that puzzle well, it took me 2 hours, I still have no idea what I was supposed to do.
#12 to #11 - anon (07/16/2012) [-]
then you guys suck,lvl 21 and can 1-shot the master centurians
User avatar #68 to #12 - drainbramage (07/16/2012) [-]
Or we don't play it on the easiest difficulty.
User avatar #14 to #11 - hisnameisjake (07/16/2012) [-]
if its one of the stones with the symbols those are easy as **** , theres always something around that tells you the answer
User avatar #52 to #14 - drainbramage (07/16/2012) [-]
I have done it before, I just don't know how, it's the one with the magnifying glasses and you have to rotate them into some order I think, it's the one that unlocks the path to the elder scroll.
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User avatar #13 to #11 - hisnameisjake (07/16/2012) [-]
I dont even remember that one... please tell me what it is and I could tell you
#20 to #1 - aleissaksa (07/16/2012) [-]
>me, level 14 nord, stormcloak armor
>go to kill a giant for a bounty from windhelm
>not many potions, only 1 light stamina and 1 vigorous health
>see the giant, attack him
>two mammoths attack me
>health below half
>frost dragon attacks me
>a bear attacks me
>a wizard attacks me
>an orc attacks me
<mfw i killed the giant then managed to escape from everything attacking me
User avatar #58 to #20 - fuzzyballs (07/16/2012) [-]
maybe you should try not playing on easy
User avatar #63 to #20 - sketchE (07/16/2012) [-]
yeah what he said you are either the luckiest ****** in the world or your on easy. at 14 bears are difficult and giants are near impossible
User avatar #94 to #63 - sirgawain (07/16/2012) [-]
On Master, I was able to kill a giant, but it took a half hour of standing on an inaccessible mountainside and wasting all my arrows.
User avatar #35 to #1 - Godz (07/16/2012) [-]
>Me level 9 High Elf
>Chillin out, doin dragon born **** and whatnot
>Going to solitude for the first time
>decide to walk
> ****** dragon out of nowhere
>rapes my ****
>doesn't even ******* bother calling me the next day
> **** that dragon
I miss him soo bad
User avatar #21 - theangryrussian (07/16/2012) [-]
I was sitting around in one of the shops in Solitude and 3 ******* dragons swooped down and killed half the city while i ate 83526426426 cheese rolls.
User avatar #96 to #21 - sirgawain (07/16/2012) [-]
Sheogorath would be proud.
#57 to #21 - AnAnon (07/16/2012) [-]
Here. Have some Mammoth Cheese. (I don't want to know how they manage to make that....)
User avatar #71 to #57 - Ivandrago (07/16/2012) [-]
Giants milk mammoths, cheese comes from milk.
User avatar #59 - theshadowed (07/16/2012) [-]
> Level 14 Archer
>Going to Karthspire for the Sky Temple quest
>Frost Dragon attacks
>Lydia dead, Esbern is on the floor and Delphine isn't even here
>Fight off everything, including dragon
>The ******* forsworn mage next to the forge kills me as soon as I go up the steps
>See Delphine run across my dead body
User avatar #106 to #100 - theshadowed (07/16/2012) [-]
Whos that?
User avatar #120 to #106 - stratosrider (07/18/2012) [-]
Dude, It's Delphine
User avatar #121 to #120 - theshadowed (07/18/2012) [-]
She looks different?
User avatar #122 to #121 - stratosrider (07/18/2012) [-]
Yeah, when you first meet her, she's just a barmaid at the inn, remember? Then she gets all suited up in armor after you talk to her.
User avatar #123 to #122 - theshadowed (07/18/2012) [-]
Oh yeah
User avatar #17 - thesnarfalarker (07/16/2012) [-]
>Playing Dawnguard
>Level 81, Daedric armor dragonbone weapons
>Revered Dragon outta ******* nowhere
> ********************** .jpg
>Dragon flies away
>Starts attacking forsworn
>Frost dragon outta ******* nowhere
>All the forsworn are dead
> ********************
>Almost died, used call dragon
User avatar #22 to #17 - impactmoon (07/16/2012) [-]
That's why I strip my clothes and run like a bitch
User avatar #26 to #17 - Awesomenessniss (07/16/2012) [-]
Between being a nord and boots of dwindling frost, i have 90% frost resistance. I make frost dragons my bitch, and fighting necromancers is really fun.
User avatar #110 to #26 - thesnarfalarker (07/17/2012) [-]
Well the revered and the frost dragon and the forsworn were a quite a challenge
User avatar #116 to #110 - Awesomenessniss (07/17/2012) [-]
My least favorite enemy is the Falmer, I hate them so much.
User avatar #124 to #116 - thesnarfalarker (07/18/2012) [-]
Oh my god yes. They're the deathclaws of Skyrim
User avatar #28 to #17 - Scizor (07/16/2012) [-]
**** Microsoft for buying every goddamn expansion for any decent game before it hits any other system. Is Xbox really that bad? Do they really have to do that just to boost thier own sales? There hasn't even been a release date for either PC or PS3 yet.

Not really mad at you, just really, really, REALLY want to play Dawnguard.

[smaland I'm venting.... **** Microsoftl][small]
User avatar #70 to #28 - Noah (07/16/2012) [-]
Its a legitimate marketing strategy.
User avatar #37 to #28 - dustyshane (07/16/2012) [-]
Dawnguard was good, I dunno if it's $20 good.
User avatar #30 to #28 - sketchE (07/16/2012) [-]
thats the benefit of paying better service and quality. people dont seem to understand that
User avatar #29 to #28 - cloymax (07/16/2012) [-]
User avatar #32 to #17 - sketchE (07/16/2012) [-]
a frost dragon gave you trouble at 81? but on a similar note i was trying to do the boethiahs calling quest and an ancient dragon flies up. everyone starts shooting at it and i use dragon rend to get it down. he just flies off into the distance lands well out of crossbow range. eventually he comes back and we repeat. this went on for half an hour before i just sacrificed the guy i had with me
User avatar #109 to #32 - thesnarfalarker (07/17/2012) [-]
Well the combination of the revered dragon, the frost dragon, and the forsworn gave me trouble
User avatar #112 to #109 - sketchE (07/17/2012) [-]
ah my mistake
User avatar #38 to #17 - dustyshane (07/16/2012) [-]
I deleted all my saves 4 months ago for some reason, so i had to start over again when Dawnguard came out, and I'm not a high enough level to even see Reverend or Legendary dragons.

How hard are they?
User avatar #108 to #38 - thesnarfalarker (07/17/2012) [-]
A lot more difficult then normal ones. They have a shout that depletes health, stamina, and magika and they have a dickload of health
User avatar #111 to #108 - dustyshane (07/17/2012) [-]
Oh yea, Drain Vitality. You can get that too, but I assume the dragon's version is much more powerful.
User avatar #19 to #17 - rploeger (07/16/2012) [-]
Thats why i always carry my dragon fighting ring and necklace with frost and fire resistances. Any dragon is a piece of cake.
User avatar #82 to #19 - dirtyhornets (07/16/2012) [-]
Spellbreaker and elemental protection, that is all
User avatar #25 - Awesomenessniss (07/16/2012) [-]
Every time i go to Dawnstar, a Blood Dragon or up attacks, every single time, like clockwork.
User avatar #34 to #25 - alstorp (07/16/2012) [-]
Same here.. No one is alive there anymore because they attack the dragon as well -.-
User avatar #36 to #25 - dustyshane (07/16/2012) [-]
It happens when you go to Morthal too. that town sucks and I only went there to cure vampirism, but I still don't want the Dragon to kill everyone.
User avatar #114 to #25 - TehGirman (07/17/2012) [-]
One time I went to Dawnstar, and 2 Ancient Dragons attacked.
#102 - stratosrider (07/16/2012) [-]
>Be female Breton, Lv 40 with two-handed at 100
>walking up mountain, bandits come out of ******* nowhere
>suddenly Frost dragon
>starts to swoop down, I give it an arrow to the GUT
>does the whole "crashing down" cinematic, rams into side of mountain crag
>continues to "fall down" into side of mountain
>bandits start attacking it as it remains in a perpetual faceplant.

(pic related)
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User avatar #79 to #64 - dirtyhornets (07/16/2012) [-]
what are the chances of this. my friends expierience

>Get to Ivarstead (The town near 7000 steps)
>Start to climb the steps
>Grizzly bear and frostbite spider out of no where
>Kill my friend

Out of all the possible spawns,You both get the same
User avatar #23 - severepwner (07/16/2012) [-]
Elder Dragon attacks
Rush to Black Briar Lodge for assistance
my death is more vital than something that will gladly burn down their lodge.
#15 - ragingbrony ONLINE (07/16/2012) [-]
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Being killed by*
User avatar #53 - fuzzyballs (07/16/2012) [-]
shouldn't it say "attempt to kill"?
User avatar #18 - bitchplzzz (07/16/2012) [-]
bandits dont phase me anymore. Slash, dead
User avatar #56 to #18 - fuzzyballs (07/16/2012) [-]
then start a new game, and never go to the level up screen
giants will be lvl 33, and a bitch to kill, like they are supposed to
bandit chiefs will be even worse

but then again, I have a mod so I can use 50 followers
I only use 3
User avatar #60 to #56 - bitchplzzz (07/16/2012) [-]
Yeah I know at the start bandits where a cunt. But thats the awesome thing about TES games, theres always some one better or just as good as you
User avatar #73 to #60 - fuzzyballs (07/16/2012) [-]
...and then you level up, and become unbeatable, and the game loses alot of fun
#85 - jetmb (07/16/2012) [-]
> Be me, 81 Argonian dual wielding dragon blades
> Want to get Legendary Dragon achievement
> Port to nearest peak to fight Legendary beasts
> Dragon ***** me up because I used Oghma Infinium to reach 81 and have yet to learn Dragonrend
> **** .
#93 to #85 - anon (07/16/2012) [-]
and thats what you get for abusing glitches instead of actually working
#101 to #93 - jetmb (07/16/2012) [-]
I actually worked 4 times through the game, I just wanted to be a god... It didn't ******* work, god damn Legendary Dragons.
User avatar #61 - yaarun (07/16/2012) [-]
i was a destruction mage, and I hated fighting dragons in cities because the idiot guards kept getting in the fireballs' range
User avatar #9 - anustraveller (07/15/2012) [-]
He looks somehow like Kratos...
User avatar #33 - thepinkestofthepie ONLINE (07/16/2012) [-]
Oblivion and Morrowind are much better than Skyrim. But I enjoy Skyrim as well.
User avatar #39 to #33 - challengefailed (07/16/2012) [-]
Haven't played Morrowind, but I heard there is a vampire faction so that seems pretty cool.
I like Skyrim for the graphics and combat, ect., but Oblivion was awesome. Once you are finished with the questlines there is still plenty to do(and the fact that you could vertically jump ten feet was great).
User avatar #42 to #39 - mistressluna (07/16/2012) [-]
Lol acrobatics was broke as ****
User avatar #74 to #42 - rollertoaster (07/16/2012) [-]
Athletics was a dope skill. Running down a hill and literally flying.
User avatar #75 to #74 - mistressluna (07/16/2012) [-]
Khajit + Acrobatics and Athletics. You could run from bears and mountain lions
User avatar #89 to #39 - theshadowed (07/16/2012) [-]
With Dawnguard, there is a vampire faction in Skyrim
User avatar #54 to #33 - fuzzyballs (07/16/2012) [-]
oblivion is the same damn thing with ****** combat
#90 - anon (07/16/2012) [-]
*nerdmode:on* that is athis, a recruit of the companions of Jorrvaskr, not a bandit, though hide armour is commonly worn by bandits. when first entering jorrvaskr, you see this dude engaged in a brawl with that helmeted bitch njada stonearm *nerdmode:off*
#66 - shadeymuffin (07/16/2012) [-]
> Playing skyrim
>Never use any companion
>Complete game
>How do people find these funny?
User avatar #78 to #77 - clitersaurus (07/16/2012) [-]
To be fair there is not need for companions unless it's early on especially if you like to sneak
User avatar #88 to #78 - demonicchimera (07/16/2012) [-]
I only kept Cicero as a companion because I liked the things he said. Got rid of him ages ago because he is a useless **** .
User avatar #98 to #88 - stratosrider (07/16/2012) [-]
I don't know about you guys, but J'zargo (the khajiit at winterhold college) is a ******* BOSS once you give him some good heavy armor, a one-handed weapon, bow and xtra trinkets to boost his magicka. He has never gotten "lost from me" and he is a goddamn killing machine with his destruction spells.
Out of all the companions I've had, J'zargo is the best thus far imho.
#125 to #98 - anon (07/30/2012) [-]
I used J'zargo as a sacrifice to Boethiah. At the time I didn't know he was statistically one of the best followers. But he was kind of a dick, so I thought it was the right thing to do.

I also killed Ormund to power up my Ebony Blade. He glitched up and wouldn't follow me no matter what, so I just thought "Oh what the hell" and chop chop chop!
User avatar #92 to #78 - jigglebilly (07/16/2012) [-]
Yeah, I don't use them. They're more trouble than they're worth most of the time.
User avatar #43 - arsyro (07/16/2012) [-]
Anyone know when Dawngaurd drops for the ps3?
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User avatar #45 to #44 - arsyro (07/16/2012) [-]
then why is it not on the play station store ;~;
#46 to #45 - moda (07/16/2012) [-]
sorry just checked again my buddy lied to me have this gif
sorry just checked again my buddy lied to me have this gif
#47 to #46 - arsyro (07/16/2012) [-]
its a-ok. We all make mistakes. And take this one in return. Made it myself!
its a-ok. We all make mistakes. And take this one in return. Made it myself!
#48 to #47 - moda (07/16/2012) [-]
why thank you
why thank you
User avatar #49 to #43 - moldykittens (07/16/2012) [-]
I'm hoping sometime in late-july.
User avatar #103 to #43 - sirgawain (07/16/2012) [-]
You guys only have 10 days left. I was able to get it for xbox, though I also have skyrim for PS3, and I think it's real ****** that Microsoft pays off all the game companies to delay releases for everyone else.
User avatar #113 to #103 - TehGirman (07/17/2012) [-]
They didn't, this time at least. Bethesda did it as a gesture of goodwill or some **** , because they wanted to merge the gaming experience. I have no clue what they meant by that.
#117 to #113 - sirgawain (07/17/2012) [-]
What if Bethesda said that
Because Microsoft also paid them to stay quiet?
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