Riften. OC. Was wondering about this. Seriously dafuq?. skyrim logic
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#67 - froggets (02/06/2013) [-]
Archmage of Winterhold

Can't even cast novice spells
User avatar #89 to #67 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
Same as in Oblivion then.
User avatar #45 - responsibletim (02/06/2013) [-]
Riften is like, the Detroit of Skyrim.
#69 to #45 - slashendrix (02/06/2013) [-]
Windhelm is like Atlanta.
User avatar #96 to #45 - harbingerwolf (02/06/2013) [-]
All it needs is a Dwarven robocop.
User avatar #113 to #96 - responsibletim (02/06/2013) [-]
It'd roll in at god speed and shove a robot arm up your ass?
User avatar #71 to #45 - beatmasterz (02/06/2013) [-]
Markarth is like Russia. It's corrupt, ****** and nobody is happy.
#51 to #45 - renzard (02/06/2013) [-]
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#18 - steckenrider (02/06/2013) [-]
The closest thing I've seen to a toilet in skyrim was a bucket on a pile of hay.
The closest thing I've seen to a toilet in skyrim was a bucket on a pile of hay.
#80 to #18 - anon (02/06/2013) [-]
there's something close to a bathroom in the mine near riverwood
#14 - zapo (02/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #2 - jzpotter (02/06/2013) [-]
Still my favorite Skyrim city.
#104 to #2 - anon (02/06/2013) [-]
VIVEC IS BEST SKYRIM CITY.
User avatar #144 to #2 - bitchpleaseshutup ONLINE (02/14/2013) [-]
Solitude or Falkreath
User avatar #87 to #2 - flybager (02/06/2013) [-]
Riften's the city i go shopping at.. mainly due you jsut ahve to run forward to get to the market
User avatar #94 to #2 - fukkendragonite (02/06/2013) [-]
> Solitude
> A must have for the modern day Imperial scum
User avatar #48 to #2 - responsibletim (02/06/2013) [-]
Windhelm is the murder city, I prefer it.
User avatar #52 to #48 - thatoldhorse ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
no kvatch is the best city
User avatar #49 to #48 - responsibletim (02/06/2013) [-]
Markarth is cool too.
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#8 to #4 - Whytemane (02/06/2013) [-]
....Every time I go to markarth, I just kill EVERYONE.
User avatar #31 to #8 - celend (02/06/2013) [-]
Everytime I go to Markarth, everyone kills ME :(
User avatar #30 to #4 - jacksteel (02/06/2013) [-]
Gotta love those stone beds...
User avatar #9 to #4 - psykobear (02/06/2013) [-]
Faithless dogs...
User avatar #6 to #4 - vicsix (02/06/2013) [-]
Windhelm forever.
#11 to #6 - senhortobias (02/06/2013) [-]
Solitude Rules
User avatar #23 to #11 - trollwoopnazi (02/06/2013) [-]
Solitude is the most citylike city.
User avatar #19 to #11 - lockstin (02/06/2013) [-]
Falkreath is nice.
User avatar #55 to #19 - usmcoorah (02/06/2013) [-]
Second.jpeg
User avatar #34 to #11 - supamonkey (02/06/2013) [-]
Solitude is only nice after I've killed all the Imperials.
User avatar #46 to #6 - kylewkelly **User deleted account** (02/06/2013) [-]
Yeah buddy
User avatar #12 to #2 - VaultTechy (02/06/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who just stuck to Whiterun? I like it there, got everything I need
User avatar #26 to #12 - superninjamonkeyme (02/06/2013) [-]
Whiterun is probably the main city I visit, but Riften's nice because I have ties to the Thieves Guild and Maven.
User avatar #37 to #12 - dementedllama (02/06/2013) [-]
I usually buy one house per character, and stick mostly to that city it's hold.
#57 - abachonk (02/06/2013) [-]
Dude, they **** on buckets, then they throw them somewhere. Haven't you seen the bandit camps? There are buckets with books at a side!!! It can't be more obvious!!!
#61 to #57 - anon (02/06/2013) [-]
On the bucket? So, like, on the bottom of it? That doesn't seem very clean.
User avatar #62 to #61 - koneella (02/06/2013) [-]
Yes. goddam muricans are stupid.
Even the French King Ludwig did **** IN THE BUCKET. And he gave extra honor by giving the high ranks a chance to watch he perform his morning tasks (including bucket ******** ).
#76 to #62 - cometfire (02/06/2013) [-]
Please don't generalize the entire country on the majority. Some of us, though few in numbers, have actually taken our time and expanded our intellect beyond what our sad and pathetic schools have tried to shove down our throats. They teach Columbus thought the world was flat, and the only history that ever mattered was every single stupid war that the country thinks they won.

But not all Americans are stupid. Just...most of them.
User avatar #133 to #76 - someponynew (02/06/2013) [-]
I see you like my picture I gave you...
#137 to #133 - cometfire (02/06/2013) [-]
Get on steam you sexy 			****		!
Get on steam you sexy **** !
User avatar #95 to #76 - HarvietheDinkle (02/06/2013) [-]
Actually, most aren't.

It's just the loudest that happen to be the least intelligent; fueling the stereotype.
User avatar #83 to #62 - thesovereigngrave ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
I think the guy was making a joke about the typo.
User avatar #93 to #62 - HarvietheDinkle (02/06/2013) [-]
>is anon and says something stupid
>is automatically from the US
#7 - thehumor (02/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #109 to #7 - mondominiman (02/06/2013) [-]
Those scrolls worked really good.
User avatar #124 to #7 - admiralen ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
nope, read it in maiq voice
#47 to #7 - karvarausku ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
**karvarausku rolled a random image posted in comment #144 at What do you think Emi? ** how do they do that?...
#28 to #7 - theredfish (02/06/2013) [-]
I saw this more than 10 times already and i always lose! Damn !
User avatar #15 to #7 - evilanakie (02/06/2013) [-]
damn it
User avatar #22 to #7 - HAMMATIMEZ (02/06/2013) [-]
"Quest completed"
#1 - slashendrix (02/06/2013) [-]
**** on Lydia
User avatar #50 to #1 - responsibletim (02/06/2013) [-]
I killed Lydia for the Ebony Blade.
User avatar #105 to #50 - huntergriff ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
She was eaten by alduin on my latest playthrough...and i was going to marry her too.
#108 to #105 - huntergriff ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
Sorry, i meant parthurnax
Also, mfw cockblocked
User avatar #111 to #108 - responsibletim (02/06/2013) [-]
There's always Aela.
User avatar #142 to #111 - huntergriff ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
meh...aela's not my type...if it were possible for her to take off the warpaint.
User avatar #35 to #1 - supamonkey (02/06/2013) [-]
Well, she is sworn to carry my "burdens".
User avatar #42 to #35 - arstya (02/06/2013) [-]
...your dick, right?
User avatar #43 to #42 - supamonkey (02/06/2013) [-]
No, but my dick does leave me unable to run.
User avatar #112 to #92 - whycanticaps (02/06/2013) [-]
Be Archmage
Walk up to the Court Wizard in Whiterun
You know, if you have the aptitude, you should go to the College of Winterhold
User avatar #114 to #112 - skiskate (02/06/2013) [-]
Literally save the world 3 times. Still considered a "Citizen"
User avatar #127 to #114 - rayeslegend (02/06/2013) [-]
Already finished the Companions, Became one of the masters, Have full daedric armor. Go to a random companion, "You must be the new companion. What do you do, Fetch the mead"?
User avatar #139 to #127 - skiskate (02/06/2013) [-]
Kill a dragon and absorb its power in front of almost every guard in Whiterun. But they still say "Maybe i am the dragon born and i just don't know it yet"
User avatar #10 - vladhellsing (02/06/2013) [-]
There are no toilets in TES anywhere. So do, like... people just hold it in the whole time, or...?
User avatar #17 to #10 - leglesslegolegolas (02/06/2013) [-]
They use poop buckets.
User avatar #88 to #17 - flybager (02/06/2013) [-]
I remember finding oddly placed buckets...
#58 to #10 - comradewinter ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
Inside a bandit lair somewhere.
User avatar #63 to #58 - milthyfoustache (02/06/2013) [-]
New wallpaper for any lavatory enthusiasts
User avatar #13 to #10 - illegalartist (02/06/2013) [-]
why do you think everyones so god damn angry? theyre all constipated.
#20 - Blackdrama (02/06/2013) [-]
THEY **** IN THE LAKE!
User avatar #54 to #20 - usmcoorah (02/06/2013) [-]
He lifts.
User avatar #82 to #20 - cossackwhoop (02/06/2013) [-]
Every day is body day.
#38 to #20 - rtyo (02/06/2013) [-]
I SWAM IN THE LAKE!
User avatar #81 - lolfire (02/06/2013) [-]
People used to **** in buckets and dump them into the river.

And you wonder why there are so many baskets in Riftin...
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#3 - ponchosdm (02/06/2013) [-]
I...
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#75 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/06/2013) [-]
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#132 to #75 - someponynew (02/06/2013) [-]
Have this.
Made it meself.
User avatar #27 - lordlolland (02/06/2013) [-]
Considering that according to the lore, Riften was once a much larger city which burned during an uprising that happened around 70 years ago at the start of Skyrim, I would say that the sewage system is a leftover from the old city of Riften.
User avatar #29 to #27 - catsareforcancer (02/06/2013) [-]
So all the toilets were burned down too?
User avatar #33 to #29 - supamonkey (02/06/2013) [-]
The inhabitants ate curry and tacos.
User avatar #36 to #29 - lordlolland (02/06/2013) [-]
And even though over fifty years had passed since then, it still has yet to fully recover.
-Of Crossed Daggers, ingame book in Skyrim

If it has yet to fully recover, then that could easily include the toilets.
User avatar #56 to #29 - flyingfrogslash (02/06/2013) [-]
I can't believe that you don't know that toilets are the most flammable thing since lighter fluid. Seriously. If you LOOK at them wrong they burst into flames!
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