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#26 - luquaz (07/19/2013) [-]
I still play skyrim for atleast a couple of hours a day.
I still play skyrim for atleast a couple of hours a day.
User avatar #31 to #26 - dunderbiffen (07/19/2013) [-]
I played 8 hours yesterday

And I have no addons or mods

Im poor...
#123 to #26 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
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Go. Crazy.
#74 to #26 - moxmortuus ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
I keep on trying to get back into Skyrim but after at least 10 minutes into it I get bored. Any advice?

Image related, how I feel.
User avatar #117 to #74 - electrosaur (07/19/2013) [-]
i tried playing as a swordmage and a tank but both times they eventually got boring.
Now im running a wood elf who Im trying to make as much like Ashe The Frost Archer From League of Legends as possible. I still play the **** out of her. Its so much fun. If you have a favorite video game or anime character, you should try emulating them into a character in skyrim. Its a lot of fun.
User avatar #118 to #117 - moxmortuus ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
Sounds like a good idea actually.
User avatar #119 to #118 - electrosaur (07/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, what Ive been doing with her is trying to level up my Archery and enchanting so i can make and use a really awesome frost bow. Archery is so much fun, but its really hard up until you get the ability that makes your arrows sometimes stagger opponents. And unlike some other skills, you actually feel like you're archery skills are getting better as you level it up. so theres like, this actual sense of progression.
User avatar #120 to #119 - moxmortuus ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
Exactly Archery was a huge success in Skyrim, though I do love the challenge without the stagger perk. I also like the idea of hunting with it.
User avatar #124 to #120 - electrosaur (07/19/2013) [-]
yeah. also, you should look into the dlcs. I havent gotten DG yet, but Dragonborn and Hearthfire a lot of fun
User avatar #129 to #124 - moxmortuus ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
I really do want the Dlcs but at my age cash is a bit hard to come by, plus even if I could just ask for cash from my parents I'd hate to bug them since they've got **** to do with it. I'll probably wait till I get the PC version or my birthday.
#128 to #74 - pariahlol (07/19/2013) [-]
Skyre Skyrim Overhaul
Alternate Start
Any quest mods
#130 to #128 - pariahlol (07/19/2013) [-]
Also, don't just play as one Super-everything charachter.
I have a Mage Character,
a Werewolf/Hunter,
a Snow Elf (another great mod) swordsman,
and a Necromancer.
I also plan on making more.
So don't worry moxmortuus there is still hope for your skyrim
User avatar #131 to #130 - moxmortuus ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
They all sound pretty good, thanks!
#132 to #131 - pariahlol (07/19/2013) [-]
Also, check this out
One of my favorite is the Morag Tong character build, if you can find it.
User avatar #135 to #132 - moxmortuus ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
Thanks man.
#138 to #135 - pariahlol (07/19/2013) [-]
my pleasure. Personally, I hate the idea of a Dragonborn who is also Archmage/Harbinger/Listener/Legate/Dawnguard/Nightingale. I like to divide up my lore, making a dragonborn charachter, an Archmage charachter, and one for each one and sometimes one for two.
User avatar #139 to #138 - moxmortuus ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
Yeah that makes loads of sense.
User avatar #77 to #74 - luquaz (07/19/2013) [-]
try out another race/class, different playstyle, never rush with the main quest. (hell, I'm 35 on my dark elf and I haven't even gone up to the greybeards) get some mods (if PC) , try all the guild questlines if you haven't already, try the DLC's.

there's just so much.
User avatar #80 to #77 - moxmortuus ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
I never rush the main quest line since I kinda find it dull compared to Oblivion's, just my opinion. I usually go with the stealthy archer class, but I restarted has a heavy armor shield and sword Orc and I'm still having issues. Could you list some different play styles or link me a list?
User avatar #82 to #80 - weinerdick (07/19/2013) [-]
I liked to see if I could OHKO people by sneaking up to them with great hammers
User avatar #81 to #80 - luquaz (07/19/2013) [-]
I'm currently a stealth dual-wield rogue type character. I find this kinda silly though if you don't mod the in-game stealth detection because vanillas is just so ******* silly. I mean if you got 100 sneak you can basically just stand infront of people and they can't see you.

If you've never tried a mage I would recommend it although it's pretty OP. You'll have insane damage and with a follower it becomes pretty faceroll.

One-handed and a shield in heavy armor has been the one I've played the most. (Up to 52, I believe before I restarded it.) It's pretty fun imo. being right in the middle of things.

Of course you can mix it up a bit and try sneak mage, I heard it's pretty good since magic attacks still counts toward sneak attacks.

Other than this though is out of my area. I haven't really tried every combination. I would just say try something completely different from what you're used to and see if you like it.
User avatar #88 to #81 - moxmortuus ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
Well by the looks of it I've tried everything you listed, I really wanna keep up with the Orc but I just need some motivation. Maybe I'm just not in the mood for RPGs anymore which is kinda depressing.
User avatar #92 to #88 - luquaz (07/19/2013) [-]
maybe so. I would then just recommend you to do the questlines throughout the cities, guilds etc. if you've done that, there's not much I can help you with.

one way is to mod the hell out of the game and introduce more content via that
User avatar #93 to #92 - moxmortuus ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
When I get my new laptop (I pretty much only get laptops, not the best I know but I like the mobility) I'm going to see if I can run skyrim and if so I'm going to get a lot of lore friendly quest and new location mods. Thanks for the input though.
#49 - mummyslittlebitch (07/19/2013) [-]
mfw dog race?
User avatar #60 to #49 - breaken (07/19/2013) [-]
So, they can have cat people but not dogs? Don't be a hater.
User avatar #70 to #60 - heartlessrobot (07/19/2013) [-]
Cats > Dogs
Now, if they can make a fox race, that would be awesome.
User avatar #148 to #70 - finblob (08/11/2013) [-]
I keep seeing you comment, what is your avatar...?
User avatar #78 to #70 - alhemicar (07/19/2013) [-]
Rabbits > cats > dogs

You may guess three times what the most used name would be if there was a rabbit race...
User avatar #84 to #78 - weinerdick (07/19/2013) [-]
...Bugs, Lola, George?
User avatar #86 to #84 - alhemicar (07/19/2013) [-]
Right, right and wrong.
User avatar #90 to #86 - weinerdick (07/19/2013) [-]
Buster and Babs?
User avatar #100 to #90 - alhemicar (07/19/2013) [-]
actually, when you say "guess three times" you're supposed to guess only once.
User avatar #101 to #100 - weinerdick (07/19/2013) [-]
Toroko, King?
No way, dude, this is too fun
#102 to #101 - alhemicar (07/19/2013) [-]
Ok, keep on then.
User avatar #104 to #102 - weinerdick (07/19/2013) [-]
Aaaaaaaaaaaand I'm out
#106 to #104 - alhemicar (07/19/2013) [-]
#112 to #106 - hazellekat (07/19/2013) [-]
Roger, Peter Cottontail?
User avatar #133 to #112 - CottonTail (07/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #108 to #106 - weinerdick (07/19/2013) [-]
Corbin, colleen, Haley, and Matti
And I am officially out of bunny names
User avatar #109 to #108 - alhemicar (07/19/2013) [-]
ok, cya.
#83 to #78 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
Turtles > rabbits > cats > dogs

Cuz being a ninja turtle would awesome turtles win the race
User avatar #126 to #78 - lockified ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
Dildozer, Dildozr, Dilldoser
#48 - neoexdeath ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#62 to #48 - warzon ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
"And that's why I never eat flowers."
"And that's why I never eat flowers."
User avatar #95 to #62 - smokekusheveryday (07/19/2013) [-]
Hiya hiya!
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User avatar #96 - vampireinarm (07/19/2013) [-]
first panel made me think of Woolie from Two Best Friends Play.
User avatar #30 - darthblam (07/19/2013) [-]
Why did she draw a khajiit like a dog?
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#150 to #30 - anon (09/05/2013) [-]
She made a post a while ago explaining how, once someone complained on her first comic about how her khajiit looked too dog-like, and so, she's been drawing more and more canine each time.

Either that or it's just her damn art style.
User avatar #43 to #30 - turian (07/19/2013) [-]
i think its werwolf
User avatar #45 to #43 - darthblam (07/19/2013) [-]
You don't wear armor as a werewolf.
User avatar #46 to #45 - godtherapist (07/19/2013) [-]
Its a comic.
#54 to #46 - darthblam (07/19/2013) [-]
An inaccurate comic.
User avatar #97 to #54 - RemNinja (07/19/2013) [-]
I'm thinking it 's a Worgen from WoW?
User avatar #98 to #97 - darthblam (07/19/2013) [-]
No.. it's wearing Dragonbone armor.. it's Skyrim.
User avatar #99 to #98 - darthblam (07/19/2013) [-]
Dragonscale armor actually.
User avatar #114 to #99 - RemNinja (07/19/2013) [-]
I noticed that, maybe it's some weird crossover.
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Whatever it is you're trying to say through this .gif, I'm not getting any of it.
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he is saying you have a distinct lack of honour, much like your cow.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - arcticassassin (07/18/2013) [-]
I haven't mastered my shouts yet
#23 to #2 - edalo (07/19/2013) [-]
Smooth recovery
Smooth recovery
User avatar #66 to #2 - mattyjay (07/19/2013) [-]
You, you clever little ****** .
User avatar #103 to #2 - despare (07/19/2013) [-]
You planned this all along you faggot you
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User avatar #61 - elmoose **User deleted account** (07/19/2013) [-]
good thing he still has 8 lives left
#25 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
And below you'll see a bunch of jackasses rolling numbers in the hopes of becoming popular but in the end making themselves total assholes by poisoning the comment section.
#55 to #25 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
And above you'll see a jackass who complained about said jackasses and got red-thumbed.
User avatar #56 to #55 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (07/19/2013) [-]
Yup, seems pretty accurate.
#24 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
Except there are no dog-people in Skyrim, you ************** degenerate.
User avatar #27 to #24 - thewaronbeingcool (07/19/2013) [-]
Hey now! They could just be a ****** artist and that's how they draw Khajits.
#71 to #27 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
Or maybe they are a good artist and just draw whatever they want.
User avatar #144 to #71 - thewaronbeingcool (07/19/2013) [-]
There's no dog people in Skyrim. So right away they've failed.
#42 to #24 - jakeduck (07/19/2013) [-]
Well now that you've said that, I've realized that a dog-like race would be ******* cool.
User avatar #111 to #42 - thebrownydestroyer **User deleted account** (07/19/2013) [-]
I don't know how it would turn into a werewolf though. A cat person turning into a werewolf was confusing enough but this would just be a dog person ripping out of his clothes and going psycho.
#85 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
Skyrim is a terribly overrated game, Oblivion and Morrowind is leagues ahead of it.
User avatar #147 to #85 - finblob (08/11/2013) [-]
Morrowind was amazing but Skyrim is beast.


User avatar #121 to #85 - elmarcocfc (07/19/2013) [-]
Is it overrated yeah, but I still love it.
Oblivion ******* sucks.
User avatar #127 to #85 - hanyouvale (07/19/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Blades, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Alduin, and I have over 300 confirmed Dragon Souls. I am trained in the voice and I’m the top soldier in the entire empire. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with shouts the likes of which has never been seen before on Tamriel, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of companions across the Tamriel and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in one hand combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Empire and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will Fus Ro Dah all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #116 to #85 - totalsuckpod (07/19/2013) [-]
Oblivion? Hath thoust not recall thy mess that was level scaling?
User avatar #87 to #85 - fizzor (07/19/2013) [-]
Well, that's like, your opinion, man. I played the **** out of Skyrim, and still do.
#136 - Cambro (07/19/2013) [-]
I collect ingredients and keep them all in a chest though I haven't focused on alchemy much. I'm struggling in the final battle of The Black Star quest where you have to fight 5 high level mages who all use flame attacks, so I decide to dabble with potions to resist fire and magic.

I don't know what any of the ingredients in my chest do, so I eat one of each of them (Note I am level 40 and have kept almost every ingredient I came across that I could carry, I just never used alchemy). I can only assume that such a combination is but the only thing that could kill Charlie Sheen upon ingestion.

Pic semi-related
User avatar #141 to #136 - potatoace (07/19/2013) [-]
get a mage follower and you're halfway done
User avatar #142 to #141 - Cambro (07/19/2013) [-]
You enter the Black Star and you're follower can't enter with you. I am J'zargo and I'm sorely missing him.
User avatar #143 to #142 - potatoace (07/19/2013) [-]
oh I remember this one!

How I did it:
Use "slow time" shout and take out the staff of madness. Keep firing and it ends in a couple of seconds.
#145 to #136 - greebo (07/27/2013) [-]
I put all mine in a chest so as to blitz though Alchemy later on, but when I took them all out it crashed the game, I think altogether I'd ended up with a few thousand
User avatar #146 to #136 - corpsedolly (08/08/2013) [-]
>Giants toe
>Swamp Fungal Pod

You'll profit c:
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