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My Skyrim Story

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Submitted: 05/01/2013
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User avatar #26 - paradoxofnight (05/05/2013) [-]
>female Redguard, Althena
>young child, like 7
>walk outside
>visit the town blacksmith
>I'm his apprentice
>see a Dark Brotherhood Assassin
>he walks up behind someone
>pulls out dagger and stabs them
>I hear yelling behind me
>bandits are raiding the town
>Two of them rush towards me and the blacksmith
>he stabs one of them, gets beheaded
>bandit turns on me
>I see a sword come thru the front of him
>assassin saved my life
>he asks me to join them
>I become smith for Dark Brotherhood in Hammerfell until age 23
>Guards raid the sanctuary, most escape
>capture me, send me to Skyrim
>end up at Helgen
#42 - devout feminist (06/07/2013) [-]
>Male Redguard
>Is rare Gem trader
>Sent from Hammerfell to sell stolen gems to some Khaljit just outside Helgen
>Two colleagues try to steal the gems for themselves
>Decapitate the two colleagues
>The three Khakjit we try to steal the gems for themselves
>Decapitate the three Khaljit
>Imperials roll up with Stormcloaks
>See me with five dead bodies a bag full of coins and another bag full stolen gems
>Decide to take the gems and the coin, throw me on board with the Stormcloaks
User avatar #40 - corpsedolly (05/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This would make more sense if you fixed smaller details like how he shouted before he met the greybeards, etc.

Other than that it's good.
User avatar #41 to #40 - tacotuesdayz (05/29/2013) [-]
well that's the thing. I wanted to make it kind of weird, making my self a special Dragonborn, and learning how to shout without the greybeards. sorry for the inconvenience.
User avatar #39 - spearpwi (05/29/2013) [-]
>Male Imperial named after myself. About 20.
>Born in Cyrodil but move with family at a young age to start a farm near Falkreath (where my home is now)
>Family are sympathetic towards Talos Worshipers, think that the Third Aldmeri Dominion should suck a thousand dicks.
>A Nord Couple from Helgen are looking for somewhere to lay low, after they piss off the wrong Altmer.
>We let them take shelter on our farm (imagine Inglorious Basterds).
>Thalmor guys show up, use their freaky alteration magic to find the Nords.
>Our entire farm gets burned to the ground. Everyone dead apart from me.
>I was on my way back from a Market trip to Falkreath.
>I see them in the aftermath of the fire, go ape **** and kill 3 of them with my crazy Dovahkiin strength.
>Survivors see me escape and put out a warrant.
>I get caught on the border to Cyrodil, as I was trying to make my way back home.
>Story starts
(A few years later, I build my home at Lakeview Manor, where my old farm home used to be)
User avatar #25 - doombunni (05/05/2013) [-]
I always just thought my character got drunk and tried to show off with some fire magic
#24 - janeanegiraffalo (05/04/2013) [-]
>Dark Elf
>Living in Winterhold
>Mine eyes behold a strong nord woman, 10/10
>Clumsily walk up to nord lass
>struggle to pay homage to her beauty
>"D-do you g....get to the Cloud district very often...?"
>Milkdrinker as **** .
>"W-what am i saying, of course you dont"
>Sweetrolls fall out of my pocket
>The guard arrests me for being a criminal scum
>wake up on wagon
> ******* dragon, escape
>get back to whiterun
>some ******* keeps making fun of me by repeating what i said every time he sees me
>someone stole my sweetroll.
User avatar #20 - deathcampforjewtie (05/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>aspiring chef in High Rock
>parents killed at young age by unknown causes
>spend many Septims tracking down my family history
>finally find out my great-great-grandmother is in Skyrim, in the Reach
>whatever, decide to go after the remnants of my family
>sneak into Skyrim under the guise of a criminal
>some dragon **** goes down
>I had asked the town seer when I should let myself be caught
>looks like she was spot-on
>end up poor
>work on the Loreius Farm, and other farms, until enough is saved
>travel to Markarth
>end up finding out about my great-great-granny
>bitch is a witch
>Glenmoril Granny
>I end up getting addicted to mead in order to cope
>leads to Skooma
>lose my small amount of money
>start stealing things
>learn of Riften's Thieves' Guild
>get involved
User avatar #10 - tacotuesdayz (05/01/2013) [-]
Sorry Olmesy. this is only my second post and I signed up just yesterday. I promise ill have some better content by next month. thanks for the support!
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User avatar #35 - bladeguy (05/15/2013) [-]
>Male Nord named Gumgoose
>born in ******** nowhere
>imperials ****** my family for stealing cheese and mead from lucindas strip club
>bide my time until one day those damn imperials pass the route near me
> jump out and beat them to death with my bare hands
>2nd patrol comes through and manages to lure me into a cage with black briar mead inside, only the good **** .
>toss me into cart with bastard thief, and 2 dudes dressed in blue
>About to be executed when we reach our destination (helgen) P.S bastard thief got his ass shot.
>dragon spares me and lets me live
>thanks dragon bro.
> escape with blue guy No.1
>Fast forward a few weeks.
>find out dragonbro is evil
>find his ass attacking new dragonbro after stalking that **** doing ******** of quests along the way
>kick old dragonbros ass and befriend gold dragon
>called the saviour of skyrim from then on.
>feels GREAT man.
#32 - bitchpleaseshutup (05/11/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Male Altmer 45 young for a High elf Herebane Sorenshield
>Live at Cloudrest my whole life
>decide to go out into the world (4E 200)
>go to hammerfell and is resented by the natives (4E 200)
>go to Cyrodiil and still resented.
>go to Valenwood. Somewhat liked(4E 200)
>meet Bosmer man.(4E 200)
>name is Eraden
>become good friends
>tells me he has family in a small hut outside of windhelm(4E 201)
>go to the hut.
>find a cave bear
>Eraden gets killed by the cave bear
>in a blind rage i kill the bear
>decide to go to cyrodiil
>get caught in Imperial ambush
>find out i'm dragonborn
>Make a sword called Herebane's Courage
>Make a shield called Herebane's Fortress
>save the world
> get married and live with riften's protector, Mjoll, and my daughter Lucia
>Life's pretty good
User avatar #31 - The Captain (05/10/2013) [-]
>Male Wood Elf, Arminas Elehdwen
>Grew up in Cyrodil with Mother and Sister, Father killed in combat against raiders
>Became a Bounty Hunter of sorts
>Spend most of my time chasing criminals
>Sister (E'lara) joined the Imperial legion
>Two years later Sister is conscripted into the Thalmor
>Bounty comes in
>Bandit that killed Father
>Spend 2 months chasing him down
>Hiding in Anvil
>Corner him, question him
>Let my gaurd down, he make a dash for me
>Slices my cheek
>He gets away
> ********** .gif
>Spend three weeks locating him
>He's heading for Skyrim
>One week later, Cross the Skyrim border
>Ambushed by Imperial soldiers
>Wrong place, Wrong time
#30 - domen (05/08/2013) [-]
>Male Breton
>Going to the collage of winterhold
>Want to beaexpert wizard
>Travel with a carrige
>High elves atackus on the way trough the border
>Carrige driver is aTalos worshiper
>preparing for our execution
>Stormcloaks atack
>Free us and and offer us a rideto windhelm
>Whaythe ******* , itsclose to Winterhold
>Imperials ambush us
> ******** .jpg
>They want to execute us
>Freaking dragon apperas
>Finnaly atcollage
>The escaping Thalmoris Ancano

#29 - renigadepancake (05/07/2013) [-]
>Male Nord
>Family killed by vampires when he was a teen so he seeks revenge
>Gets caught up in the wrong part of Skyrim and finds himself on the cart with Ulfric and his boys
>Decides he can get away from vampires when he fights the war for his home land
>Finishes Civil War and moves in with the love of his life and adopts a kid (DLC)
>Turns out there are Vampires doing all their Vampire stuff like profecy n **** (DLC)
>Stops Vampire Menace
>Learns he is Dragonborn
>Turns out this bitch Mirakk wants him dead, gonna **** this bitch up
>Kills Mirakk
>Collects all the Deadric artifacts so people cannot use them for the wrong reasons
>Dies from old age
>Know as the new Talos
>Now parties with Ysgramor in Sovrengard drink'n n ****
User avatar #28 - JakCarnage (05/07/2013) [-]
bormeri pride brothah
User avatar #19 - gibroner (05/03/2013) [-]
Dark elf assassin
steal all the sweet rolls
User avatar #16 - guyandface (05/02/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>be Imperial
>be younger brother
>older brother watched over me when our mother died
>father left when I was born
>brother steals to help us get by
>be 24
>brother is 30
>brother has become a successful trader
>brother asks for help guarding his caravan into skyrim
>night after passing through the mountains
>ambushed by bandits
>the the fire and confusion brother gets killed
>wounded hobble off in the wilderness
>wander for what seemed like weeks
>stumble across men in uniforms
>try to talk to one
>he gets shot with an arrow
>be knocked out
>wake up in wagon
game start

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User avatar #2 - benisbaws (05/01/2013) [-]
>Character creation
> Dun m8
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