My Skyrim Story

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User avatar #26 - paradoxofnight (05/05/2013) [-]
>female Redguard, Althena
>young child, like 7
>walk outside
>visit the town blacksmith
>I'm his apprentice
>see a Dark Brotherhood Assassin
>he walks up behind someone
>pulls out dagger and stabs them
>I hear yelling behind me
>bandits are raiding the town
>Two of them rush towards me and the blacksmith
>he stabs one of them, gets beheaded
>bandit turns on me
>I see a sword come thru the front of him
>assassin saved my life
>he asks me to join them
>I become smith for Dark Brotherhood in Hammerfell until age 23
>Guards raid the sanctuary, most escape
>capture me, send me to Skyrim
>end up at Helgen
#42 - anon (06/07/2013) [-]
>Male Redguard
>Is rare Gem trader
>Sent from Hammerfell to sell stolen gems to some Khaljit just outside Helgen
>Two colleagues try to steal the gems for themselves
>Decapitate the two colleagues
>The three Khakjit we try to steal the gems for themselves
>Decapitate the three Khaljit
>Imperials roll up with Stormcloaks
>See me with five dead bodies a bag full of coins and another bag full stolen gems
>Decide to take the gems and the coin, throw me on board with the Stormcloaks
User avatar #40 - corpsedolly (05/29/2013) [-]
This would make more sense if you fixed smaller details like how he shouted before he met the greybeards, etc.

Other than that it's good.
User avatar #41 to #40 - tacotuesdayz [OP](05/29/2013) [-]
well that's the thing. I wanted to make it kind of weird, making my self a special Dragonborn, and learning how to shout without the greybeards. sorry for the inconvenience.
User avatar #39 - spearpwi (05/29/2013) [-]
>Male Imperial named after myself. About 20.
>Born in Cyrodil but move with family at a young age to start a farm near Falkreath (where my home is now)
>Family are sympathetic towards Talos Worshipers, think that the Third Aldmeri Dominion should suck a thousand dicks.
>A Nord Couple from Helgen are looking for somewhere to lay low, after they piss off the wrong Altmer.
>We let them take shelter on our farm (imagine Inglorious Basterds).
>Thalmor guys show up, use their freaky alteration magic to find the Nords.
>Our entire farm gets burned to the ground. Everyone dead apart from me.
>I was on my way back from a Market trip to Falkreath.
>I see them in the aftermath of the fire, go ape **** and kill 3 of them with my crazy Dovahkiin strength.
>Survivors see me escape and put out a warrant.
>I get caught on the border to Cyrodil, as I was trying to make my way back home.
>Story starts
(A few years later, I build my home at Lakeview Manor, where my old farm home used to be)
User avatar #25 - doombunni ONLINE (05/05/2013) [-]
I always just thought my character got drunk and tried to show off with some fire magic
#24 - janeanegiraffalo (05/04/2013) [-]
>Dark Elf
>Living in Winterhold
>Mine eyes behold a strong nord woman, 10/10
>Clumsily walk up to nord lass
>struggle to pay homage to her beauty
>"D-do you g....get to the Cloud district very often...?"
>Milkdrinker as **** .
>"W-what am i saying, of course you dont"
>Sweetrolls fall out of my pocket
>The guard arrests me for being a criminal scum
>wake up on wagon
> ******* dragon, escape
>get back to whiterun
>some asshole keeps making fun of me by repeating what i said every time he sees me
>someone stole my sweetroll.
User avatar #20 - deathcampforjewtie (05/04/2013) [-]
>aspiring chef in High Rock
>parents killed at young age by unknown causes
>spend many Septims tracking down my family history
>finally find out my great-great-grandmother is in Skyrim, in the Reach
>whatever, decide to go after the remnants of my family
>sneak into Skyrim under the guise of a criminal
>some dragon **** goes down
>I had asked the town seer when I should let myself be caught
>looks like she was spot-on
>end up poor
>work on the Loreius Farm, and other farms, until enough is saved
>travel to Markarth
>end up finding out about my great-great-granny
>bitch is a witch
>Glenmoril Granny
>I end up getting addicted to mead in order to cope
>leads to Skooma
>lose my small amount of money
>start stealing things
>learn of Riften's Thieves' Guild
>get involved
User avatar #22 to #20 - tacotuesdayz [OP](05/04/2013) [-]
Nice. That's a cool story although... I thought it would be about how you got thrown into the carridge and get attacked by a dragon in Helgen, like , your story of how you got to the wagon, and why they're killing you. Not Exactly a life story. But still, I liked it. A lot of imagination. good job!
User avatar #23 to #22 - deathcampforjewtie (05/04/2013) [-]
Well, I do have my alternate character
>hears that land in Skyrim is cheap
>tries to go out to Skyrim
>suddenly, bandits
>using the most masterful techniques of wildly flailing a woodcutting axe around, running, and begging for mercy, he defeats the bandits
>guards on patrol walk by
>think they were hunters
>arrest the Breton farmer
>he explains story
>they agree to let him go for a small fine
>he has no money
>they plant Skooma on him
>turns out they were as crooked as an Argonian beggar's teeth
>they're mad because the bandits were paying them a cut
>accuse him of Skooma smuggling and murder
>send him to the block
User avatar #21 to #20 - deathcampforjewtie (05/04/2013) [-]
>end up getting involved with hard Skooma
>end up joining the Dark Brotherhood
>sent back to Markarth to do a job
>meet the girl of my dreams, she's an alchemist
>gives me a job
>I do it
>propose with Nilsine's ring
>she says yes
>I go back to the sanctuary
>slaughter the family
>gather Imperials, Guards, everyone I can
>raid the Flagon
>watch them slaughter the Guild
>kick my habit
>train in alchemy
>buy land in Falkreath hold
>build steading
>tend to cattle, build greenhouse for crops
>alchemy tower
>only leave steading to head into Riverwood to sell crops
>hire mercenaries and rely on my poison skills for all fighting
>adopt a child
such is life in Skyrim
User avatar #10 - tacotuesdayz [OP](05/01/2013) [-]
Sorry Olmesy. this is only my second post and I signed up just yesterday. I promise ill have some better content by next month. thanks for the support!
#45 - anon (08/04/2013) [-]
>Male Nord named Brenuin
>Father goes crazy and kills mother
>Kill him and try to get out of Skyrim
#44 - whyunofeellucky ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
>Male Nord: Caelan
>Living with Parents and little brother and sister
>Parents are great war vets
>Thalmor group led by Oldemar burn the house down with Parents and sister.
>Only know Leaders name
>only 11, little brother is 7
>run off to Cyrodil
>Take jobs chopping wood for two years to feed little brother, Dagnir
>Until Cael kills a Khajit trying to sell skooma to Dagnir
>Would have been gotten caught if we didn't leave Cyrodil
>Return to skyrim to find uncle
>He take us to whiterun where i learn how to be a warrior
>Dagnir too weak to fight in heavy armour, learns to be a scout
>Have a thing for a red headed girl, learning to be a companion as well
>Never learned her name
>Have a falling out with uncle at 16
>Ditch the family to join the imperial army
>In service for 3 years, Befriend a Orc mage and a High elf archer
>Find out uncle died in Markarth and year after i joined the imperials
>Dagnir in the thieves guild
>Haul his ass out of skyrim and train him in hammerfell
>When dagnir turned 18 and Cael 22 they went back to skyrim to find their remaining relatives along with a party of 6 consisting of them , the orc, the helf and 2 others
>Get arrested by imperials halfway on suspicion for being stormcloaks
#43 - anon (06/23/2013) [-]
>Female Khajiit
>Look around for mudcrabs to kill at night
>Random arrow floating in the water
>Look up
>No ones there
>Creepy things are afoot.
#38 - wachati (05/29/2013) [-]
>male nord born and raised on farm near Bruma in cyrodiil
>do simple farm work and care for animals
>father's old legion buddies secretly meet up every so often in my house's basement
>they always lock the door behind them
>wake up smelling smoke
>run outside
>farm burning
>father and friends fighting pissed off thalmor
>father's badly wounded friend tosses me a sword
>no ******* clue how to use it
>someone screaming "run"
>I ******* run
>lost in mountains
>more fighting out of nowhere
>knocked the **** out
>wake up on cart
>storyline goes here
>leave helgan
>can't return to cyrodiil due to being hunted
>the thalmor will pay
#37 - thechub (05/23/2013) [-]
>Male Khajiit named Dar-Za'Kir Tavakdavi
>Was an assassin in Elsweyr at age twenty
>Eventually was offered an extremely large sum of gold to assassinate high-ranking politician
>DId the job
>Found out he was going to be turned in by employer
>Ran to Cyrodiil
>Was recognized
>Ran far to the north
>Saw a fight between the Imperial Legion and some other folk
>Hoped to escape in the midst of the action
>Knocked out
>Awoke on a cart
(Story Happens)
>Ran from Helgen, alone
>Hoped to find peace in Windhelm
>Heard of a child attempting dark rituals
>Joined Dark Brotherhood
>Later saved the world
>Never married
>Taught the art of stealth and assassination to new recruits in the Dark Brotherhood
>Died alone and happy
User avatar #35 - bladeguy (05/15/2013) [-]
>Male Nord named Gumgoose
>born in ******** nowhere
>imperials murder my family for stealing cheese and mead from lucindas strip club
>bide my time until one day those damn imperials pass the route near me
> jump out and beat them to death with my bare hands
>2nd patrol comes through and manages to lure me into a cage with black briar mead inside, only the good **** .
>toss me into cart with bastard thief, and 2 dudes dressed in blue
>About to be executed when we reach our destination (helgen) P.S bastard thief got his ass shot.
>dragon spares me and lets me live
>thanks dragon bro.
> escape with blue guy No.1
>Fast forward a few weeks.
>find out dragonbro is evil
>find his ass attacking new dragonbro after stalking that **** doing ******** of quests along the way
>kick old dragonbros ass and befriend gold dragon
>called the saviour of skyrim from then on.
>feels GREAT man.
#34 - chucknorrisincarna (05/14/2013) [-]
The lack of Argonians here makes me sad... :'c
User avatar #36 to #34 - mattseven (05/18/2013) [-]
Needs more Khajiit too
#32 - bitchpleaseshutup (05/11/2013) [-]
>Male Altmer 45 young for a High elf Herebane Sorenshield
>Live at Cloudrest my whole life
>decide to go out into the world (4E 200)
>go to hammerfell and is resented by the natives (4E 200)
>go to Cyrodiil and still resented.
>go to Valenwood. Somewhat liked(4E 200)
>meet Bosmer man.(4E 200)
>name is Eraden
>become good friends
>tells me he has family in a small hut outside of windhelm(4E 201)
>go to the hut.
>find a cave bear
>Eraden gets killed by the cave bear
>in a blind rage i kill the bear
>decide to go to cyrodiil
>get caught in Imperial ambush
>find out i'm dragonborn
>Make a sword called Herebane's Courage
>Make a shield called Herebane's Fortress
>save the world
> get married and live with riften's protector, Mjoll, and my daughter Lucia
>Life's pretty good
User avatar #33 to #32 - bitchpleaseshutup (05/11/2013) [-]
pic unrelated
User avatar #31 - The Captain (05/10/2013) [-]
>Male Wood Elf, Arminas Elehdwen
>Grew up in Cyrodil with Mother and Sister, Father killed in combat against raiders
>Became a Bounty Hunter of sorts
>Spend most of my time chasing criminals
>Sister (E'lara) joined the Imperial legion
>Two years later Sister is conscripted into the Thalmor
>Bounty comes in
>Bandit that killed Father
>Spend 2 months chasing him down
>Hiding in Anvil
>Corner him, question him
>Let my gaurd down, he make a dash for me
>Slices my cheek
>He gets away
> ********** .gif
>Spend three weeks locating him
>He's heading for Skyrim
>One week later, Cross the Skyrim border
>Ambushed by Imperial soldiers
>Wrong place, Wrong time
#30 - domen (05/08/2013) [-]
>Male Breton
>Going to the collage of winterhold
>Want to beaexpert wizard
>Travel with a carrige
>High elves atackus on the way trough the border
>Carrige driver is aTalos worshiper
>preparing for our execution
>Stormcloaks atack
>Free us and and offer us a rideto windhelm
>Whaythe ******* , itsclose to Winterhold
>Imperials ambush us
> ******** .jpg
>They want to execute us
>Freaking dragon apperas
>Finnaly atcollage
>The escaping Thalmoris Ancano

#29 - renigadepancake (05/07/2013) [-]
>Male Nord
>Family killed by vampires when he was a teen so he seeks revenge
>Gets caught up in the wrong part of Skyrim and finds himself on the cart with Ulfric and his boys
>Decides he can get away from vampires when he fights the war for his home land
>Finishes Civil War and moves in with the love of his life and adopts a kid (DLC)
>Turns out there are Vampires doing all their Vampire stuff like profecy n **** (DLC)
>Stops Vampire Menace
>Learns he is Dragonborn
>Turns out this bitch Mirakk wants him dead, gonna **** this bitch up
>Kills Mirakk
>Collects all the Deadric artifacts so people cannot use them for the wrong reasons
>Dies from old age
>Know as the new Talos
>Now parties with Ysgramor in Sovrengard drink'n n ****
User avatar #28 - JakCarnage (05/07/2013) [-]
bormeri pride brothah
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