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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
User avatar #26 - paradoxofnight
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(05/05/2013) [-]
>female Redguard, Althena
>young child, like 7
>walk outside
>visit the town blacksmith
>I'm his apprentice
>see a Dark Brotherhood Assassin
>he walks up behind someone
>pulls out dagger and stabs them
>I hear yelling behind me
>bandits are raiding the town
>Two of them rush towards me and the blacksmith
>he stabs one of them, gets beheaded
>bandit turns on me
>I see a sword come thru the front of him
>assassin saved my life
>he asks me to join them
>I become smith for Dark Brotherhood in Hammerfell until age 23
>Guards raid the sanctuary, most escape
>capture me, send me to Skyrim
>end up at Helgen
User avatar #40 - corpsedolly
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(05/29/2013) [-]
This would make more sense if you fixed smaller details like how he shouted before he met the greybeards, etc.

Other than that it's good.
User avatar #41 to #40 - tacotuesdayz [OP]
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(05/29/2013) [-]
well that's the thing. I wanted to make it kind of weird, making my self a special Dragonborn, and learning how to shout without the greybeards. sorry for the inconvenience.
User avatar #39 - spearpwi
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(05/29/2013) [-]
>Male Imperial named after myself. About 20.
>Born in Cyrodil but move with family at a young age to start a farm near Falkreath (where my home is now)
>Family are sympathetic towards Talos Worshipers, think that the Third Aldmeri Dominion should suck a thousand dicks.
>A Nord Couple from Helgen are looking for somewhere to lay low, after they piss off the wrong Altmer.
>We let them take shelter on our farm (imagine Inglorious Basterds).
>Thalmor guys show up, use their freaky alteration magic to find the Nords.
>Our entire farm gets burned to the ground. Everyone dead apart from me.
>I was on my way back from a Market trip to Falkreath.
>I see them in the aftermath of the fire, go ape **** and kill 3 of them with my crazy Dovahkiin strength.
>Survivors see me escape and put out a warrant.
>I get caught on the border to Cyrodil, as I was trying to make my way back home.
>Story starts
(A few years later, I build my home at Lakeview Manor, where my old farm home used to be)
User avatar #25 - doombunni
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(05/05/2013) [-]
I always just thought my character got drunk and tried to show off with some fire magic
#24 - janeanegiraffalo
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(05/04/2013) [-]
>Dark Elf
>Living in Winterhold
>Mine eyes behold a strong nord woman, 10/10
>Clumsily walk up to nord lass
>struggle to pay homage to her beauty
>"D-do you g....get to the Cloud district very often...?"
>Milkdrinker as ****.
>"W-what am i saying, of course you dont"
>Sweetrolls fall out of my pocket
>The guard arrests me for being a criminal scum
>wake up on wagon
>******* dragon, escape
>get back to whiterun
>some asshole keeps making fun of me by repeating what i said every time he sees me
>someone stole my sweetroll.
User avatar #20 - deathcampforjewtie
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(05/04/2013) [-]
>aspiring chef in High Rock
>parents killed at young age by unknown causes
>spend many Septims tracking down my family history
>finally find out my great-great-grandmother is in Skyrim, in the Reach
>whatever, decide to go after the remnants of my family
>sneak into Skyrim under the guise of a criminal
>some dragon **** goes down
>I had asked the town seer when I should let myself be caught
>looks like she was spot-on
>end up poor
>work on the Loreius Farm, and other farms, until enough is saved
>travel to Markarth
>end up finding out about my great-great-granny
>bitch is a witch
>Glenmoril Granny
>I end up getting addicted to mead in order to cope
>leads to Skooma
>lose my small amount of money
>start stealing things
>learn of Riften's Thieves' Guild
>get involved
User avatar #22 to #20 - tacotuesdayz [OP]
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(05/04/2013) [-]
Nice. That's a cool story although... I thought it would be about how you got thrown into the carridge and get attacked by a dragon in Helgen, like , your story of how you got to the wagon, and why they're killing you. Not Exactly a life story. But still, I liked it. A lot of imagination. good job!
User avatar #23 to #22 - deathcampforjewtie
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(05/04/2013) [-]
Well, I do have my alternate character
>hears that land in Skyrim is cheap
>tries to go out to Skyrim
>suddenly, bandits
>using the most masterful techniques of wildly flailing a woodcutting axe around, running, and begging for mercy, he defeats the bandits
>guards on patrol walk by
>think they were hunters
>arrest the Breton farmer
>he explains story
>they agree to let him go for a small fine
>he has no money
>they plant Skooma on him
>turns out they were as crooked as an Argonian beggar's teeth
>they're mad because the bandits were paying them a cut
>accuse him of Skooma smuggling and murder
>send him to the block
User avatar #21 to #20 - deathcampforjewtie
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(05/04/2013) [-]
>end up getting involved with hard Skooma
>end up joining the Dark Brotherhood
>sent back to Markarth to do a job
>meet the girl of my dreams, she's an alchemist
>gives me a job
>I do it
>propose with Nilsine's ring
>she says yes
>I go back to the sanctuary
>slaughter the family
>gather Imperials, Guards, everyone I can
>raid the Flagon
>watch them slaughter the Guild
>kick my habit
>train in alchemy
>buy land in Falkreath hold
>build steading
>tend to cattle, build greenhouse for crops
>alchemy tower
>only leave steading to head into Riverwood to sell crops
>hire mercenaries and rely on my poison skills for all fighting
>adopt a child
such is life in Skyrim
User avatar #10 - tacotuesdayz [OP]
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(05/01/2013) [-]
Sorry Olmesy. this is only my second post and I signed up just yesterday. I promise ill have some better content by next month. thanks for the support!
#42 - anon id: d6984a4e
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(06/07/2013) [-]
>Male Redguard
>Is rare Gem trader
>Sent from Hammerfell to sell stolen gems to some Khaljit just outside Helgen
>Two colleagues try to steal the gems for themselves
>Decapitate the two colleagues
>The three Khakjit we try to steal the gems for themselves
>Decapitate the three Khaljit
>Imperials roll up with Stormcloaks
>See me with five dead bodies a bag full of coins and another bag full stolen gems
>Decide to take the gems and the coin, throw me on board with the Stormcloaks
User avatar #19 - gibroner
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(05/03/2013) [-]
Dark elf assassin
steal all the sweet rolls
#13 - tacotuesdayz [OP]
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