Meanwhile, in Markarth. We find the Dragonborn of Skyrim within the great walls of Markarth attempting to get directions from one of the local guards; and is co skyrim markarth guards thief sweetroll Shopkeepers Dragons Fiddling arrow Knee lollygaggin
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Meanwhile, in Markarth. We find the Dragonborn of Skyrim within the great walls of Markarth attempting to get directions from one of the local guards; and is co

We find the Dragonborn of Skyrim within the great walls of Markarth attempting to get directions from one of the local guards; and is constantly met with blatant remarks by the guard about the Dragonborn's career choices while whining about the stone cold beds. The Dragonborn, being frustrated, tries to step away from the guardsmen as the guard talks about once being an adventurer until an arrow in the knee changed his life forever. and that his cousin is out fighting dragons while he gets stuck with guard duty. The Dragonborn slips away and warns another guard about the previous one, just to be warned that he shouldn't be lollygaggin.

[Detailed description as asked by Admin]

THIS LOCAL M P
I' LL HAVE TO ASK FOP
A IS A MESS.
DIRECTIONS O?
I' M NEVER’ GOING TO GET ANYWHERE...
AHEM... EXCUSE ME,
GUARDSMAN, COULD YOU“?
WHOAA, EASY NOW/ I' LL KEEP MY
HANDS RIGHT WHIPE YOU CAN SEE
WHAT? NO, I WAS JUST
WONDERING IF YOU COULD...
FINE, I ADMIT " You
omen's ME. NOW PLEASE
K I no
an I JUST SAID...
I USED TO BE AN ADVENTURER? LIKE YOU BUT
THEN I TOOK AN IN THE KNEE,
my SW To A
LET ME GUESS, SOMEONE
STOKE YOU? SWEETROLLS’
DON' T TQY TO BAXTER
WITH ME LIKE I' M ONE
THOSE DAMNED
SHOPKEEPER'S
it KNOW %' GUILD
WHEN I SEE ONE! YOU' PE NOT
FOOLING ANYONE.’
TO HIDE IT ALL YOU WANT.
AND SO 00 THE OTHER .
I KNOW vow:
mo, ALWAYS
ABOUT.
MY ’ S OUT FIGHTING
DRAGONS AND WHAT
DO I GET? GUARD DUTY!
CAN' T BEL
IEVE I' M
TED HOPE. EVEN
THE BEDS APE MADE
OF STONE. 'SOB'
GOT ME THINKING. MAYBE I AM THE DRAGONBORN
AND I JUST DON' T KNOW IT YET.
YALI' LIKE ME, gm
DON' T FANCY THOSE CLUNKY
WEAPONS.
BUT YOU' RE EQUIPPING... A BATTLE an
OH, FORGET ABOUT " ON A SECOND
THOUGHT MAYBE I' LL JUST... GO.
YOU GO FIDDLING ANY
LOCKS ABOUND HERE AND
WE' GOING TO HAVE A
DEAL PEOBLEM!
DISRESPECT
THE LAW AND YOU
DISRESPECT ME!!!
YOU KNOW, I THINK
THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING
WRONG WITH YOU?
PARTNER OVER THEQK...
CE LINDA KINDA 9019
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - burdensomebucket
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User avatar #23 to #1 - connordude
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**connordude rolls 61**...
User avatar #24 to #1 - oyes
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**oyes rolls 09** for you
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#135 to #1 - linkofdf
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#4 to #1 - awesemo
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**awesemo rolls 18**
#2 to #1 - burdensomebucket
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#17 to #2 - arlax
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You still got thumbs, though.
You still got thumbs, though.
#8 to #2 - kaboomz
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**kaboomz rolls 64**
User avatar #40 to #8 - sabcy
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**sabcy rolls 33** Fus
User avatar #41 to #40 - sabcy
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**sabcy rolls 02** ro
User avatar #44 to #41 - sabcy
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**sabcy rolls 01** Dah
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User avatar #122 to #8 - Haentar
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**Haentar rolls 91** Fas
User avatar #123 to #122 - Haentar
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**Haentar rolls 70** raye
User avatar #124 to #123 - Haentar
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**Haentar rolls 81** d--
User avatar #125 to #124 - Haentar
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**Haentar rolls 06** --uh
User avatar #150 to #2 - gorilladinn
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stop abusing the retardation of this site
#13 - yologdog
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I'll Gag whatever Loli I want.
User avatar #39 to #13 - voltkills
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source? for... eerrrr.. science n ****.
#147 to #39 - queefymcbubblebutt
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Comment Picture
#154 to #13 - thebaker
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Is that Sakura from Sakura Card Captors?
#179 to #13 - anon id: fb1af8d0
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User avatar #141 to #13 - jaggedherp
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I thumbed you up because of your clever joke, but I felt bad inside.
#49 to #13 - marconde
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#109 to #13 - applescryatnight
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this should not expand dong.
but it does.
User avatar #32 to #13 - demacianhooker
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I did this on facebook and BOY did I get a response
There was a picture of a Skyrim guard saying "No lollygaggin' "
Some guy asked for source in broken English
#6 - kcwsooners
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THANK YOU FUNNYJUNK POSTING HUMAN!!!

IT"S 'IN THE KNEE' NOT 'TO THE KNEE'

YOU GOT IT RIGHT!
#77 to #6 - Lukanator
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#115 - infamoustrapper
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Some guards can be pretty weird, but I mean it's stressful life. It gets to your head. Like take this one instance I had really scarred me.
>Be guard at whiterun
>would quit, but only thing I can get because of knee injury
>hear Dragonborn becomes thane
>See him coming in full iron armor.
>keep it cool
>comment on his iron armor, doesn't respond
>then I got idea to stay updated in all the late news to keep him in the loop
>nobody ever breaks any laws anyways
>find out the craziest **** like dark brotherhood, and thieves guild
>one day he looks more flustered than usual
>stops in his tracks
>suddenly draws weapons and starts slaughtering everybody
>no one is spared
>shoots me in knee with arrow (guess he thought it would be ironic with my injury, sick bastard)
>no one left besides me
>about to bleed out
>he stops in his tracks again
>suddenly find myself at beginning of shift
>entire town looks as if nothing had happened
>wtf.jpg
>Dragonborn looks like he just blew off some steam
>to this day do not know what the **** happened.
#29 - toguro
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#33 to #29 - pedobearRAW
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User avatar #38 to #29 - sabcy
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source?
#54 to #38 - chillybilly
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#58 to #54 - tylosaurus
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Correct.
#151 to #58 - remilia
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User avatar #102 to #58 - seras
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Sakuya x Meiling all the way.
#108 to #102 - tylosaurus
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Meh.
User avatar #168 to #29 - confusedwolf
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this oddly make me want to make a skyrim mod.....
#64 to #29 - dudenectar
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no pls
no pls
#75 to #29 - AlcoholicGoth
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User avatar #36 to #29 - mindsculptorjace
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You really think someone who would do that?
Just post a lewd picture on the internet?
#30 to #29 - EdwardNigma
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#45 to #30 - mindsculptorjace
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shhhh...no tears now.
User avatar #11 - mkgt
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"Took an arrow to the knee" is old Norse slang for "Getting married"
User avatar #16 to #11 - mynameisgeorge
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No it isn't

Stop using Tumblr as your ultimate source of information
User avatar #20 to #16 - mkgt
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I heard this on youtube.
#31 to #20 - anon id: 49345580
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It's still wrong.
Getting shot in the knee will just **** you up.
User avatar #84 to #31 - StickyTissueLoLz
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Much like marriage.
User avatar #163 to #84 - mrdrprofbraeden
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the actual reason was an inside joke for bethesda because skyrim is the first elder scroll game that the guards don't have knee armor
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#14 - newdevyx
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**newdevyx rolled a random image posted in comment #7196427 at Safe For Work Random Board **
>the safest city in the reach

**** that it ain't safe at all.
#164 to #14 - kristovsky
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#114 to #14 - ianmcgunny
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#136 to #114 - newdevyx
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**newdevyx rolled a random image posted in comment #208 at I don't understand ** plsno
#138 to #136 - ianmcgunny
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I ****** up
I ****** up
#139 to #138 - newdevyx
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I know, but it doesn't matter.
I know, but it doesn't matter.
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#19 to #14 - groovierpoet
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duuude..
User avatar #15 - alphagex
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fiddle with some cock and we're have a real party around here

thank u internet
User avatar #143 to #15 - jaggedherp
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These boys work hard and they play harder
#22 to #15 - yowutis
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No thank Manslayer
No thank Manslayer
#18 to #15 - murpmurp
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Comment Picture
User avatar #26 to #18 - darkoblivion
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how about we invite some women?
User avatar #10 - kirkbot
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wow after all these years, finally someone gets the joke right
iit's an arrow IN the knee, not TO the knee
User avatar #7 - cubanwhiteman
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Makes me miss the oblivion guards. You could ask them for directions to different buildings in town. Now they just sort of... well look at the ******* post again.
User avatar #50 to #7 - chimpaflimp
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It still follows the rule of having, like, 10 voice actors for the entire ******* game as well. You'd have thought that they'd use more than that, given how many different people you need to talk to.
User avatar #56 to #50 - manofiron
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It's like Fallout:NV. **** Lowenthal, and Liam O' Brien voice like half of all the NPCs in the game.
User avatar #113 to #50 - cubanwhiteman
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That was impressive about skyrim too. It went from 10 to 50 voice actors. I really liked that, made it more fun to talk with the npc's
User avatar #120 to #113 - chimpaflimp
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Despite the guards only having, like, 15 lines in total, yeah.