I hate her. .. What the did you just say about me, you little Mudcrab? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at the College of Winterhold, and I’ve been involved in n skyrim lydia
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#57 - mustachebro (12/01/2012) [-]
>Go to Riften.   
>Help out Svana Far-Shield.   
>Plan on looting the entire bunkhouse.   
>Goes through Haelga room.   
>Finds a leather strap and horker tusk under her bed.   
>ByTheNine.jpg   
>Finds shackles on her bed.   
>Finds books.   
>Level Up Time!   
>Finds lusty Argonian porn.   
>Getting scared.   
>Tries to exit out.   
>Haelga walks in.   
>MFW realizing I was going to be raped by a crazy chick who wants guys to 			****		 her for her god.
>Go to Riften.
>Help out Svana Far-Shield.
>Plan on looting the entire bunkhouse.
>Goes through Haelga room.
>Finds a leather strap and horker tusk under her bed.
>ByTheNine.jpg
>Finds shackles on her bed.
>Finds books.
>Level Up Time!
>Finds lusty Argonian porn.
>Getting scared.
>Tries to exit out.
>Haelga walks in.
>MFW realizing I was going to be raped by a crazy chick who wants guys to **** her for her god.
#49 - ragged (12/01/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little Mudcrab? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at the College of Winterhold, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Hold guards, and I have over 300 confirmed shouts. I am trained in the Thu'um and I’m the top Dragonborn in the entire history of the Fourth Era. You are nothing to me but just another NPC. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Nirn, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me through a courier? Think again, milk-drinker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of assassins across Skyrim and your location is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, whelp. The Storm Call that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my gauntlets. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Companions and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Nirn, you little **** . If only you could have known what Daedric retribution your little “clever” jest was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the septims, you goddamn fool. I will cast Magicks all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, milk-drinker.
User avatar #61 to #49 - sirmatthew (12/01/2012) [-]
ive never fully read one of these before, but that... was beautiful
User avatar #119 to #49 - sardukai (12/01/2012) [-]
is it just me, or does it look like he's missing his right arm?
User avatar #67 to #49 - FuckinNorway (12/01/2012) [-]
logged to thumb, i giggled.
#52 to #49 - unwantedchange (12/01/2012) [-]
This is the single most amazing thing I've seen on this site.

Signed in and did captcha just to thumb you
#106 to #49 - trezoned (12/01/2012) [-]
Those who created these made a glorious contribution to the internet.   
mfw I see the Navy seals one.
Those who created these made a glorious contribution to the internet.
mfw I see the Navy seals one.
#133 to #106 - ragged (12/01/2012) [-]
Thanks.
#71 to #49 - difribulator (12/01/2012) [-]
I PISS LIGHTENING AND **** THUNDER!
#44 - auesis (12/01/2012) [-]
>Be Dragonborn
>Marry Mjoll
>Move to modded house in mountains near Whiterun, kickass waterfall and a bridge and ****
>Go back that same night to bag some loot and sleep
>Mjoll sleeping soundly, about to join her
>What the **** Aerin is watching her sleep
>He repeats this every night, staring hungrily like a priest in Sunday school
>Wake up next morning
>Follow Aerin out of the house
>Gut him like a fish and throw his corpse in the river
>Bind his trapped soul to a custom necklace named "Cunt", enchant with Water Breathing for irony's sake
>Give to Mjoll to wear
>She still doesn't know
>MFW every morning
#100 to #44 - klose (12/01/2012) [-]
<<<<<relevant
#28 - wertologist (12/01/2012) [-]
&gt;Be thief   
&gt;Decorating home with stolen treasures   
&gt;Lydia goes PMS and calls guards on me for stealing   
&gt;Pay fine   
&gt;Take her to Throat of the World   
&gt;Stab her in the back and watch body slide down he mountain
>Be thief
>Decorating home with stolen treasures
>Lydia goes PMS and calls guards on me for stealing
>Pay fine
>Take her to Throat of the World
>Stab her in the back and watch body slide down he mountain
User avatar #33 to #28 - ikezawahanako (12/01/2012) [-]
FFS LYDIA
User avatar #41 to #28 - malacrianza (12/01/2012) [-]
hooch is crazy!
#31 to #28 - jalthelas (12/01/2012) [-]
<--- Me in Skyrim when I get bored
User avatar #1 - mecookiemonster (11/30/2012) [-]
This was the only thing I used Fus Ro Dah for..
User avatar #3 to #1 - heartlessrobot (11/30/2012) [-]
And then you hit the chicken behind her and the town tries to lynch you.
User avatar #35 to #3 - ikezawahanako (12/01/2012) [-]
NOT THE ******* CHICKEN
#64 to #3 - jellymadofficer (12/01/2012) [-]
CHICKEN HUA!!!!!!
youtu.be/zFIZfuDLEy8
User avatar #165 to #3 - iamchicken (12/21/2012) [-]
This comment is made perfect by the fact that my main account is a Redguard..
#87 - ishalltroll (12/01/2012) [-]
>Be at Solitude.
>Speak to Falk Firepube.
>Supposed to be going to investigate some cave.
>"Lol K."
>Kill everybody in the cave.
>Go back to Solitude to collect reward.
>TFW I come back to Solitude and a dragon tried to enter the blue palace while I was gone.
#70 - welshdrag (12/01/2012) [-]
&gt;Be me in hall of the dead   
&gt;Eola from nowhere, scare me 			********		   
&gt;Go on quest for eating people   
&gt;Enter room with chest across gap   
&gt;OnlyAShortJump.jpg   
&gt;Hit ceiling   
&gt;Eola blocks my path back up to the chest   
&gt;Melee   
&gt;Execution animation   
&gt;Failed: The taste of death   
&gt;Mfw 10 gold in chest
>Be me in hall of the dead
>Eola from nowhere, scare me ********
>Go on quest for eating people
>Enter room with chest across gap
>OnlyAShortJump.jpg
>Hit ceiling
>Eola blocks my path back up to the chest
>Melee
>Execution animation
>Failed: The taste of death
>Mfw 10 gold in chest
#113 - trevo (12/01/2012) [-]
&gt;Be looking for bitch to marry   
&gt;All women in skyrim love me   
&gt;Cuz I'm the 			*************		 Dragonborn   
&gt;Except for one   
&gt;Njada Stonearm   
&gt;Talks to me like 			****		   
&gt;Turns me on like 			****		   
&gt;Marry her   
&gt;Move to solitude   
&gt;Starts treating me like a king   
&gt;MFW the love is gone
>Be looking for bitch to marry
>All women in skyrim love me
>Cuz I'm the ************* Dragonborn
>Except for one
>Njada Stonearm
>Talks to me like ****
>Turns me on like ****
>Marry her
>Move to solitude
>Starts treating me like a king
>MFW the love is gone
User avatar #20 - lucidria (12/01/2012) [-]
OP, congratulations on being a faggot and cropping out the watermarks. This comic belongs to Ctrl-Alt-Del.
www.cad-comic.com/cad/20111116

Now that you've read my scolding, whenever my follower is blocking me, I just sprint into them. It causes them to take a step back and be like "Watch it!"
#118 - akidnappedduck (12/01/2012) [-]
>Be in cave with Lydia.
>Exploring some **** .
>Leave cave, realize Lydia isn't behind me.
> ******** .jpg.
>get over it.
>continue awesome Skyrim adventures.
>one month later.
>In a cave to find Word of Power.
>Turn around.
> ************* Lydia.
#120 to #118 - sierramistfourteen (12/01/2012) [-]
Y(our)FW
Y(our)FW
#121 to #120 - tarozza (12/01/2012) [-]
**tarozza rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at lego heads **
User avatar #125 to #118 - fuperbooper ONLINE (12/01/2012) [-]
>Exploring, finding some places to raid.
>Find a giant camp, decide to walk in like I own the **** .
>Giants start following me.
>Oh, **** , oh **** .
>Lydia runs back to fight the giants.
>Turn around, see Lydia flying.
> **** it.
>A couple hours later, doing a quest.
>See a dot running at me at ******* miles per hour.
> ************* Lydia.
#75 - beatmasterz (12/01/2012) [-]
I'm a redguard thief, 			****		 stereotypes.
I'm a redguard thief, **** stereotypes.
User avatar #104 - drastronomy ONLINE (12/01/2012) [-]
>Marry mjoll
>Move to house in windhelm¨
>her manslave aerin is watching her cook
>Wut
>talk to him
>"one day i hope this city will be free from corruption"
>he does not know he is in windhelm
>tell mjoll to move back to riften
>she walks out of the door
>aerin about to follow her
>talk to him one more time
>slash his head off with an ebony ax with 210 damage
>decorate my house with his body and things
>invite mjoll back
>she is sleeping with aerins head on a table beside her
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User avatar #105 to #104 - drastronomy ONLINE (12/01/2012) [-]
i was always thinking they were sleeping together too....
#157 to #104 - sidthekiller (12/03/2012) [-]
that was epic
that was epic
#159 to #104 - alexxmm (12/06/2012) [-]
so you gave her head?
User avatar #107 to #104 - ryantheatheist (12/01/2012) [-]
I hate that guy.
User avatar #112 to #107 - drastronomy ONLINE (12/01/2012) [-]
murder is always the best solution in skyrim
User avatar #131 to #104 - alseides (12/01/2012) [-]
> **** Mjoll after she becomes follower (literally, google "Animated Prostitution Mod")
>Aerin is just there standing and watching
>Keeps looking at her being ****** by my Dovakhin like the friendzoned poor sap that he is
>After ******* is done, feel pity for him
>Wait for night
>Sneak in their house
>Kill Aerin in his sleep with soul-stealing weapon
>Enchant 2 handed ebony weapon with Aerin's soul and name it "Aerin the Friendzoned"
>Give it to Mjoll
>Now they can be together forever....
#162 to #131 - qun (12/11/2012) [-]
it's kind of sad, souls go to the soul cairn to be bored to death for eternity. so nope
User avatar #65 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account** (12/01/2012) [-]
Fus Ro Dah = the stuck-npc-debug-shout
#68 to #65 - kraetyz (12/01/2012) [-]
So THAT'S why they put it in the game.
User avatar #90 - oglemokk (12/01/2012) [-]
I just Fus her Ro to the Dah, and I'm past the obstacle.
#46 - organicglory (12/01/2012) [-]
Fallout New Vegas had a command for your followers to make them move back 10 feet
Fallout New Vegas had a command for your followers to make them move back 10 feet
User avatar #91 to #46 - arsyro (12/01/2012) [-]
Is that gif from Lucky Number Seleven?
#97 to #91 - incomingdespair (12/01/2012) [-]
seleven?

and its from wanted.
User avatar #142 to #97 - arsyro (12/01/2012) [-]
I confused the two. Sorry
User avatar #95 to #91 - blbrian (12/01/2012) [-]
No
#126 - killthemjuice (12/01/2012) [-]
>be adventuring through skyrim, ******* Lydia follows all the time
>explore cave, somehow she gets lost
>Like I give a ****
> Several adventures later, buy a house someday in Whiterun
>enter house, go to bed
>wake up, Lydia stands there staring at me
>where the **** did you come from
>kill her in rage
>LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO TO YOU
User avatar #27 - baditch (12/01/2012) [-]
At least in Skyrim you can push the ******* out of the way. In Morrowind i swear they stand in the doorways on purpose, and you're not getting through until they ******* want you too.
User avatar #84 - ishalltroll (12/01/2012) [-]
dunno why everybody has problems with this, i just sprint right at them multiple times and they stumble backwards out of the way
#85 to #84 - fiskars ONLINE (12/01/2012) [-]
dat reply line
#111 to #85 - klose (12/01/2012) [-]
i kno, it got me once, not falling for it again
User avatar #30 - tylee (12/01/2012) [-]
'unrelenting force' is a thing for a reason
just shout that bitch out of the way
User avatar #32 to #30 - jalthelas (12/01/2012) [-]
Or you can just run back into the house and move around until she moves inside.
User avatar #38 to #30 - badgerclan (12/01/2012) [-]
I usually just back up and sprint into them when they do that. No shouting required and no risk of hurting somebody accidentally and getting the guards on your ass. Also you can usually just tell them to go stand somewhere else even if there's no dialogue option to do so. Just hold down the talk button when you start talking to them.
User avatar #58 to #38 - tiagodisouza (12/01/2012) [-]
Hurting someone accidentaly? i hurt everyone on purpose lydia wont be the one to escape that
#9 - iamphoenix (12/01/2012) [-]
Walk back in and make a loop. She'll follow behind you as you go out instead of standing there like a 'tard.
#10 to #9 - thefasrdog (12/01/2012) [-]
Or Fus Roh Dah that bitch in her place.
Or Fus Roh Dah that bitch in her place.
#29 to #10 - ragged (12/01/2012) [-]
I've launched Lydia off the Throat of the World, walked down it myself, and found her at the base just waiting for me.

Jesus Christ how horrifying.
User avatar #34 to #29 - ikezawahanako (12/01/2012) [-]
Overly-attached-Thane-Bodyguard
#36 to #34 - ragged (12/01/2012) [-]
. . ?
User avatar #37 to #36 - ikezawahanako (12/01/2012) [-]
Oh god
#62 to #29 - zombifier (12/01/2012) [-]
I sacrificed her to one of the Daedric princes, she didn't come back from that
I sacrificed her to one of the Daedric princes, she didn't come back from that
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