How it feels to max out a character. 50% Fire-resistant Dunmer master race... This is also about how I feel when my roommate keeps with the thermostat. Most RPGs really
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User avatar #262 - Bronboa (11/02/2013) [+] (6 replies)
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This is also about how I feel when my roommate keeps ******* with the thermostat.
#45 - include (11/01/2013) [-]
Armor and weapons.
Armor and weapons.
User avatar #359 - captcrunch (11/02/2013) [-]
How it feels to chew 5 gum.
#214 - newdevyx (11/02/2013) [-]
Argonian Assassin Masterrace. Makes me feel like i was part of the shadowscales
#234 to #214 - nightmareschild (11/02/2013) [-]
Is that a mod? Or just a really well done pic?
#321 to #234 - IronWill (11/02/2013) [-]
It looks like he's using some kind of ENB.
User avatar #390 to #321 - newdevyx (11/02/2013) [-]
i just found that picture, it's not mine. i just thought that this is actually the best picture of Argonian.
#259 to #214 - hurrdurka (11/02/2013) [-]
Pffft **** Argonians...who's going to spend 5 minutes underwater?
User avatar #340 to #259 - ninjask (11/02/2013) [-]
it doesn't matter what skills you have in skyrim, the game is incredibly easy.
User avatar #389 to #340 - newdevyx (11/02/2013) [-]
unless you play on master or legendary
User avatar #392 to #389 - ninjask (11/02/2013) [-]
it's still pretty damn easy. the combat dumbs down to block, attack, heavy attack, attack, block etc
User avatar #228 to #214 - gokuismyhero (11/02/2013) [-]
what better skill for an assassin than the ability to breathe under water?
User avatar #231 to #228 - warzon (11/02/2013) [-]
The ability to shoot lazer beams out of your knife.
User avatar #395 to #231 - gokuismyhero (11/02/2013) [-]
ill give you that one. that would indeed be a valuable item/ability for an assassin.
#247 to #214 - anon (11/02/2013) [-]
Argonians have a natural ability to breathe under water. I's the greatest thing since whoppity ******* do da
User avatar #248 to #247 - pandasucka (11/02/2013) [-]
I posted this, didn't realize i was signed out
#381 to #247 - boydaranga (11/02/2013) [-]
haha senile scribbles!
User avatar #71 to #70 - dagramcraka (11/01/2013) [-]
What movie is this?
User avatar #78 to #71 - PyroIsFiya (11/01/2013) [-]
Its the newest superman. He is currently saving people in a boat out at sea that is sinking, because he took a job as a fisherman for a while.
User avatar #179 to #78 - darthblam (11/01/2013) [-]
Saving a bunch of people on a burning oil platform*
Just to be accurate.
User avatar #139 to #114 - ubisoft (11/01/2013) [-]
Well he asked =l
User avatar #184 to #139 - mantheon (11/01/2013) [-]
he didnt ask for the scenes or spoilers you asshole, all he asked for was a name.
#81 to #71 - anon (11/01/2013) [-]
spicy cinnamon orbit
User avatar #8 - aulubear (11/01/2013) [-]
That's pretty much accurate for Terraria.
'Specially now that there's an item that makes all your melee attacks fiery.

User avatar #32 to #8 - nexu (11/01/2013) [-]
Spectre Armour + Magic Cuffs + Magnet Sphere + secondary spell of your choice = extremely overpowered. You can beat any boss without loosing more than ~80 health at a time.
User avatar #36 to #32 - aulubear (11/01/2013) [-]
I sit inside the bosses with my max armor gear and use vamp knives/paladin hammer/various swords.

I'm the melee character for my group, so I have to tank everything. I wear the Chlorophyte helmet, Turtle chainmail, and Hollow legs to get max damage. With that, all the melee damage trinkets at menacing, wings, ale, and the well fed buff, I can get enough damage out of the BLADED GLOVE to kill the destroyer in less than three minutes.
User avatar #37 to #36 - nexu (11/01/2013) [-]
I do have a set of that high damage gear but I don't have vamp knives. I really like the Spectre armour because it heals myself as well as people in my party. Combined with the magic cuffs, which give me a lot of mana each time I get damaged, allows me to constantly deal out damage and get healed.

I use the Magnet sphere and the Inferno fork, with those combined I can output an extremely large amount of damage very quickly (100+ with sphere, 150+ with fork, both hit many times pretty quickly) while also getting healed at 8%(I think) of the damage out.
#221 to #37 - thecorinthian (11/02/2013) [-]
near same, but with a shadowbeam staff instead of fork, my friends were like "how much armor you got" "28" "I'll destroy you" "come at me", and then I kill them offscreen cause the shadowbeam staff is op if you have the best connection.
User avatar #38 to #37 - aulubear (11/01/2013) [-]
If you don't care about healing, it's actually better to put on a magic hat rather than the spectre gear for damage.

Of course, healing is very important when you have like 30 armor. With the warrior set you still get 63.
User avatar #39 to #38 - nexu (11/01/2013) [-]
Yeah, I know it's not the best damage but I do have all my accessories +4% damage and pretty good forgements on my weapons, but the healing effect is very important.
User avatar #40 to #39 - aulubear (11/01/2013) [-]
Yea. Honestly, I feel like the mages should have got the lifesteal weapon, and melee should have got the lifesteal armor.
User avatar #295 to #40 - ofc (11/02/2013) [-]
Aren't Vamp Knives the best item in the game? Also, how are they obtained? Also, I defeated the Destroyer with a cannon in about 10 seconds and now I want to kill Plantera to spawn those ghosts things that drop ectoplasm so I can make Spectre armor, so how hard is Plantera to kill compared to any hardmode boss?
User avatar #364 to #295 - aulubear (11/02/2013) [-]
Fighitng without a strategy is almost impossible solo on Plantera. But you should be able to find a strategy easy.
User avatar #349 to #295 - nexu (11/02/2013) [-]
Vampire knives are acquired from the crimson chest in the dungeon, you get a key mold from things in the hardmode crimson, it's very rare.

As for Plantera, I actually got spectre armour before updating Terraria where you needed to kill it before Hardmode dungeon monsters to spawn. I would say Plantera is more difficult than The Twins but easier than Skeletron Prime. However, I have a large "arena" for fighting the mechanical bosses and I never bothered to clear out an area for Plantera, it may be actually be easier if you do clear out an area.
User avatar #347 to #295 - etrian (11/02/2013) [-]
You need the crimson key which can now be made, a mold is dropped by enemies in a crimson biome. You need the key plantera drops to craft it though, along with 5 of each mech boss soul.

Unfortunately plantera has been altered so you can no longer take him out of the jungle to fight him, but if you wear decent armor and use potions/ soup he should be easy enough. I also recommend building an arena since most of plantera's damage is from when he touches you.
#1 - kingpinkie (11/01/2013) [-]
>any rpg   
>darksouls   
>would still get raped if this was happening   
wot
>any rpg
>darksouls
>would still get raped if this was happening
wot
#130 to #1 - poorlyred (11/01/2013) [-]
>Implying even further that both r1 and r2 aren't both easy to parry anyway
>Continues to parry
>Riposte
>Everyone's FW your bloody, anal devastated ass is stained in wonderful fluids of them as they orgasm at the sight of my triumph
#134 to #130 - kingpinkie (11/01/2013) [-]
>implying parry that ****
>implying your anus is safe from my great scythe
ill chop off your nipples and wear them as badges of war
#136 to #134 - poorlyred (11/01/2013) [-]
That is too damn easy to parry, you ****


I'll chop off your testicles and hang them on my mantle, since they gotta be attached to something that's a man
#138 to #136 - kingpinkie (11/01/2013) [-]
NO ONE HAS PARRIED IT YET ************

then why would you take them? you should give me yours, real men dont kiss gurls faget
User avatar #219 to #138 - ugottanked (11/02/2013) [-]
i know this is going to sound retarded but...ive forgotten how to parry (plus ive never parried even in the early game) so..how do you parry again?
#257 to #219 - kingpinkie (11/02/2013) [-]
DONT USE A GREAT SHIELD
BAM
YOU CAN PARRY
wait for the beginning of the attack then quickly push l2
THEN STAB THAT **** AND TAKE HIS SOULS
User avatar #387 to #257 - ugottanked (11/02/2013) [-]
ah...no wonder

im using a black tower shield
#388 to #387 - kingpinkie (11/02/2013) [-]
eheheh you can bash them with your shield...which is pretty damn fun!   
but parrying online is a bitch just a fair warning
eheheh you can bash them with your shield...which is pretty damn fun!
but parrying online is a bitch just a fair warning
User avatar #232 to #219 - vulper (11/02/2013) [-]
I could explain it but this does it better
#141 to #138 - poorlyred (11/01/2013) [-]
Nig, I've tried that little 			****		 out, and I've been parried relentlessly with those big ass slashes   
   
Same thing happened to the people I've fought with that had em   
   
wow, at leest gurls lyk me
Nig, I've tried that little **** out, and I've been parried relentlessly with those big ass slashes

Same thing happened to the people I've fought with that had em

wow, at leest gurls lyk me
#142 to #141 - kingpinkie (11/01/2013) [-]
thats because you are not a glorious dex fag, you should be ashamed of yourself   
   
>gurls   
>lykn gurls   
omg u r ghey
thats because you are not a glorious dex fag, you should be ashamed of yourself

>gurls
>lykn gurls
omg u r ghey
#149 to #142 - poorlyred (11/01/2013) [-]
>Implying that'd change how the attack goes
I can still parry that shiet
E-zuh-lee
and you''l be ded

wow, stahpit
#152 to #149 - kingpinkie (11/01/2013) [-]
>implying filthy strength fags can wield that sexy weapon   
CANT PARRY 			****		 BOI   
   
nu, u r 2 ghey   
go kis mor gurls faygit
>implying filthy strength fags can wield that sexy weapon
CANT PARRY **** BOI

nu, u r 2 ghey
go kis mor gurls faygit
#153 to #152 - poorlyred (11/01/2013) [-]
>Implying even dexfags can escape my sexy-ass parrying   
I'll parry yer faec off   
   
wow, okay, I will   
and they'll kiss me back   
in places
>Implying even dexfags can escape my sexy-ass parrying
I'll parry yer faec off

wow, okay, I will
and they'll kiss me back
in places
#156 to #153 - kingpinkie (11/01/2013) [-]
>trying to parry the glorious dexfag master race   
>getting rect from one swing of a glorious dexfag   
lrn2drksuls fegit   
   
   
i bet u hav cooties fagit
>trying to parry the glorious dexfag master race
>getting rect from one swing of a glorious dexfag
lrn2drksuls fegit


i bet u hav cooties fagit
#158 to #156 - poorlyred (11/01/2013) [-]
>Trying to get past my parries
>"getting rect" wen I have armor that can rec ur little cock with a simpul tuch
>"getting rect" when I have the stamina to get away frmo your pansy weapon of homoerotica
>Le greentext air-o

nup, I'm jus 2good4cooties

Like how I'm 2gud4u
#160 to #158 - kingpinkie (11/01/2013) [-]
>still thinking he can parry me   
>thinks his 			******		 tinfoil armor stands a chance against sexy great scythe   
>thinks can run away from glorious reach from glorious scythe   
>Le ruse master xdddddddd   
   
wow r00d
>still thinking he can parry me
>thinks his ****** tinfoil armor stands a chance against sexy great scythe
>thinks can run away from glorious reach from glorious scythe
>Le ruse master xdddddddd

wow r00d
#161 to #160 - poorlyred (11/01/2013) [-]
>Still thinking I can't parry him
>Thinks black iron set+5 is tinfoil, like his armor probably is because he can't afford to wipe his ass with one soul
>Thinks I won't just dodge/parry that easy to dodge swing and slice his ass in two
>le triked man

nou
#166 to #161 - kingpinkie (11/01/2013) [-]
>still thinks he can parry me   
>repeating the above cuz 2tard4me   
>not wearing 			******		 used armor that smells like ass   
>glorious velvety soft chesters armor   
>			*****		 souls cuz im so damn rich   
>Le happy grin trikstrr
>still thinks he can parry me
>repeating the above cuz 2tard4me
>not wearing ****** used armor that smells like ass
>glorious velvety soft chesters armor
> ***** souls cuz im so damn rich
>Le happy grin trikstrr


#167 to #166 - poorlyred (11/01/2013) [-]
Your time has come
Your time has come
#170 to #169 - poorlyred (11/01/2013) [-]
It's too late for "please"

Your fate was sealed from the start
#172 to #170 - kingpinkie (11/01/2013) [-]
how bout i lagstab ur **** m8?
#173 to #172 - poorlyred (11/01/2013) [-]
My connection > Everyone else's connection > Your connection
My connection > Everyone else's connection > Your connection
#266 to #1 - dragondust (11/02/2013) [-]
To all the Dark Souls fans.

Watch this and watch it NOW

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5N7J802QzP4
#268 to #266 - kingpinkie (11/02/2013) [-]
HA! JOKES ON YOU, IM ALREADY SUBSCRIBED TO HIM BEFORE THIS!
#270 to #268 - dragondust (11/02/2013) [-]
Then here's a cool image for you as a prize!
#286 to #283 - dragondust (11/02/2013) [-]
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
#290 to #286 - kingpinkie (11/02/2013) [-]
shoujo tred?
#292 to #290 - dragondust (11/02/2013) [-]
you will start a war you cannot finish kiddo
#294 to #292 - kingpinkie (11/02/2013) [-]
that's what you think, my good sir
#296 to #294 - dragondust (11/02/2013) [-]
Bring. It. On.
#298 to #296 - kingpinkie (11/02/2013) [-]
YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELF
YOU BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELF
#302 to #298 - dragondust (11/02/2013) [-]
Cake walk.
#307 to #302 - kingpinkie (11/02/2013) [-]
no, no cake
EMI TRUSTED YOU
#309 to #307 - dragondust (11/02/2013) [-]
Everyone knows hanabro master race.
#311 to #309 - kingpinkie (11/02/2013) [-]
oh? maybe this will change your mind
bask in its glory
#330 to #311 - dragondust (11/02/2013) [-]
Can't reply to that one either for some strange reason.
G'nite!
#332 to #330 - kingpinkie (11/02/2013) [-]
thread limit
get better soon, so i can beat you at this again<3
#334 to #332 - dragondust (11/02/2013) [-]
just one last funny picture. let me have thiss
#336 to #334 - kingpinkie (11/02/2013) [-]
oh no....im suddenly out of shoujo pics   
you win   
....   
hue&lt;3
oh no....im suddenly out of shoujo pics
you win
....
hue<3
#312 to #311 - dragondust (11/02/2013) [-]
Dammit, you're winning
#315 to #312 - kingpinkie (11/02/2013) [-]
WAHAHA~ all according to misha...
#324 to #315 - dragondust (11/02/2013) [-]
Won't let me reply to your last image...
I need to go to bed anyways, I have a fever. You win!
You were a formidable foe....
#327 to #324 - kingpinkie (11/02/2013) [-]
aww....well i hope ya get better!
night shoubro
#317 to #315 - dragondust (11/02/2013) [-]
My folder is endless but I'm at a loss for images, dammit.
#320 to #317 - kingpinkie (11/02/2013) [-]
wait wat
User avatar #2 to #1 - Bronboa (11/01/2013) [-]
True
User avatar #3 to #2 - Bronboa (11/01/2013) [-]
Better?
User avatar #5 to #3 - kingpinkie (11/01/2013) [-]
YES
#4 to #2 - kingpinkie (11/01/2013) [-]
good,good....this pleases me   
have another gif
good,good....this pleases me
have another gif
User avatar #64 to #1 - poorlyred (11/01/2013) [-]
Well if you're on 6th or 7th playthrough, yeah, of course, they make them all pretty goddamn strong around then

Which is why you're supposed to work with it as well as you can, get tricky and **** , mate
#66 to #64 - kingpinkie (11/01/2013) [-]
...by your 6th or 7th you should be close to, or at your level cap...   
by then you could easily just kill everything
...by your 6th or 7th you should be close to, or at your level cap...
by then you could easily just kill everything
User avatar #67 to #66 - poorlyred (11/01/2013) [-]
Well not really, level cap is 712 and that requires a **** ton of souls, but that's besides the point.

The point is that mostly everything could kill you just as easily by then, really.
#68 to #67 - kingpinkie (11/01/2013) [-]
again....around that much time into darksouls...im just saiyan you should be atleast in the  600's, by then all the stats that matter to you should be maxed out...   
but yea, thats true in every playthrough   
everything can and will damn sure try till they succeed
again....around that much time into darksouls...im just saiyan you should be atleast in the 600's, by then all the stats that matter to you should be maxed out...
but yea, thats true in every playthrough
everything can and will damn sure try till they succeed
#72 to #68 - poorlyred (11/01/2013) [-]
What are you talking about?   
   
It's completely insane to get that many souls by 7th playthruogh   
   
Having a SL of 600 requires 5,484,065 souls overall   
   
How can you happen to manage that many souls?
What are you talking about?

It's completely insane to get that many souls by 7th playthruogh

Having a SL of 600 requires 5,484,065 souls overall

How can you happen to manage that many souls?
#75 to #72 - kingpinkie (11/01/2013) [-]
that's not hard....i place my summon sign down at the forest...someone summmons me and we spend the that time pvping forest fags   
i've gotten enough to level my sl200 thief from 200 to 205 in one sitting   
im just saiyan   
it isnt hard
that's not hard....i place my summon sign down at the forest...someone summmons me and we spend the that time pvping forest fags
i've gotten enough to level my sl200 thief from 200 to 205 in one sitting
im just saiyan
it isnt hard
User avatar #83 to #75 - poorlyred (11/01/2013) [-]
758,467,242 is how many souls overall you require for a Soul Level of 600
Not 5,484,065 souls, that's how much you need to get from SL of 599 to 600
User avatar #84 to #83 - kingpinkie (11/01/2013) [-]
GRIND ************
PUT ON THE SILVER RING THING
AND GRIND
User avatar #86 to #84 - poorlyred (11/01/2013) [-]
Mate, a SL of 700 requires 1,290,698,570
pls
User avatar #88 to #86 - kingpinkie (11/01/2013) [-]
>chest head
>silver ring thing
>get summoned
get gud
pleb
User avatar #92 to #88 - poorlyred (11/01/2013) [-]
Sure, it means you've killed a lot, but you can be gud at a lower level
like 312
User avatar #97 to #92 - kingpinkie (11/01/2013) [-]
im 229
im good thar
i just waste my souls on those pretty stones and spam them in others worlds
User avatar #91 to #88 - poorlyred (11/01/2013) [-]
>Implying high level = good
User avatar #95 to #91 - kingpinkie (11/01/2013) [-]
>implying your dick wouldnt be hard 25/8 with a capped character
User avatar #98 to #95 - poorlyred (11/01/2013) [-]
>Implying it isn't that way in the first place
shiggy diggy
#104 to #98 - kingpinkie (11/01/2013) [-]
so you pvp too i see
NOW WHO'S THE BASTARD?!
User avatar #109 to #104 - poorlyred (11/01/2013) [-]
Add being able to roll everywhere like a ******* wheel to that
User avatar #123 to #109 - roll (11/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #125 to #123 - poorlyred (11/01/2013) [-]
<3
#108 to #104 - poorlyred (11/01/2013) [-]
I never said I wasn't a bastard either


Full Black iron set with large club and crystal magic weapon while wearing a hornet ring
#112 to #108 - kingpinkie (11/01/2013) [-]
>heavy armor
>heavy weapon
>not being part of the glorious dexfag master race
>not being a glorious chester
and you say that im whats wrong with this world
#115 to #112 - poorlyred (11/01/2013) [-]
&gt;Weainrg queerosexual's set   
&gt;Not smashing everyone's back in with a large ass crystallized club with the grace of a swan and a ballerina's love child   
   
Ishiggy diggy
>Weainrg queerosexual's set
>Not smashing everyone's back in with a large ass crystallized club with the grace of a swan and a ballerina's love child

Ishiggy diggy
#118 to #115 - kingpinkie (11/01/2013) [-]
>not wearing that glorious scarf and top hat
>wishing he could swing a glorious scythe and rape others
no, get out
#121 to #118 - poorlyred (11/01/2013) [-]
&gt;Flailing around Great Scythe like you're some kind of big shot   
&gt;Not knowing how goddamn easy it is to parry and riposte your sorry little ass and chest   
&gt;Not knowing how devastating that'd get from my anal rape club   
   
YFW I parry and riposte your ass
>Flailing around Great Scythe like you're some kind of big shot
>Not knowing how goddamn easy it is to parry and riposte your sorry little ass and chest
>Not knowing how devastating that'd get from my anal rape club

YFW I parry and riposte your ass
#128 to #121 - kingpinkie (11/01/2013) [-]
&gt;swinging that glorious weapon around   
&gt;not being stupid enough to use the simple r1 attack   
&gt;charging and ripping you a new asshole   
   
MFW you try to parry that 			****
>swinging that glorious weapon around
>not being stupid enough to use the simple r1 attack
>charging and ripping you a new asshole

MFW you try to parry that ****
#77 to #75 - poorlyred (11/01/2013) [-]
Well I've done that regularly, mate   
   
I've finished 7 playthroughs, but I just really expect you to level grind like that after you're done with all 7.   
   
It just seems odd to do so without finishing it.   
   
also, stop with those ellipsis, they've no reason to be here
Well I've done that regularly, mate

I've finished 7 playthroughs, but I just really expect you to level grind like that after you're done with all 7.

It just seems odd to do so without finishing it.

also, stop with those ellipsis, they've no reason to be here
#82 to #77 - kingpinkie (11/01/2013) [-]
but i like my dots...   
*shrugs* not really sure what else to say   
 dont you make faces at me
but i like my dots...
*shrugs* not really sure what else to say
dont you make faces at me
#155 to #82 - poorlyred (11/01/2013) [-]
>Rolling away from a Pike or Dragonslayer spear

*****

get out of your fantasy world
#157 to #155 - kingpinkie (11/01/2013) [-]
>still rolls awya cuz glorious lightarmor dexfag
GET ON MY LEVEL
#159 to #157 - poorlyred (11/01/2013) [-]
>Shoves pike up yours ass in the small intervals where invincibility frames run out
>Lick the blood off of my pike as I rest it with your ass shoved halfway through ot
#162 to #159 - kingpinkie (11/01/2013) [-]
>thinking they can backstab me
>trying to chase chester for the D
#163 to #162 - poorlyred (11/01/2013) [-]
>Think you're untouchable from the behind
>Not licking the blood of a overly boastful enemy off of your weapon of mass homo eradication
#168 to #163 - kingpinkie (11/01/2013) [-]
&gt;thinking he can chase me   
&gt;stamina regen TO THE MAX   
&gt;having homoerotic dreams about my ass   
&gt;is wishing i would stick my sexy scythe into your 			******		 tinfoil armor
>thinking he can chase me
>stamina regen TO THE MAX
>having homoerotic dreams about my ass
>is wishing i would stick my sexy scythe into your ****** tinfoil armor
#122 to #82 - poorlyred (11/01/2013) [-]
**poorlyred rolls again and again because 			****		 you, it's that easy**
**poorlyred rolls again and again because **** you, it's that easy**
#124 to #122 - kingpinkie (11/01/2013) [-]
**kingpinkie spams persuers**
**kingpinkie spams persuers**
#126 to #124 - poorlyred (11/01/2013) [-]
**poorlyred rolls through the pursuers or just goes around a ******* corner**
#129 to #126 - kingpinkie (11/01/2013) [-]
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#131 to #129 - poorlyred (11/01/2013) [-]
You'll run out eventually, you little nig
#137 to #135 - poorlyred (11/01/2013) [-]
Yup   
   
It'll take a while   
   
But you'll run out   
   
they all do
Yup

It'll take a while

But you'll run out

they all do
#140 to #137 - kingpinkie (11/01/2013) [-]
what if i told you...i never run out
what if i told you...i never run out
#146 to #140 - poorlyred (11/01/2013) [-]
>Crest Shield
>Poke your ass out with Pike+15 with crystal magic weapon or use the OP Dragonslayer spear
#148 to #146 - kingpinkie (11/01/2013) [-]
&gt;spear twat   
&gt;roll in and parry that 			****		   
&gt;stabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstab   
fegit
>spear twat
>roll in and parry that ****
>stabstabstabstabstabstabstabstabstab
fegit
#150 to #148 - poorlyred (11/01/2013) [-]
>Notice you taking out your staff for another weapon
>Run behind real quick and backstab that exposed buttcheek
#154 to #150 - kingpinkie (11/01/2013) [-]
>ends up ******* the backstab
>take no damage
>roll away and spam more magics
#85 to #82 - poorlyred (11/01/2013) [-]
Your dots are icky

And you fight too much online

Why not make peace with those fagolas that are SL 10 and just go on to **** with others?
#87 to #85 - kingpinkie (11/01/2013) [-]
you're mean...
WELL THATS KIND OF THE POINT OF DOOKSOOLS, JUST SAIYAN
and because its rare to find someone like that
#90 to #87 - poorlyred (11/01/2013) [-]
Nou   
   
I REMEMBER WHEN LORDRAN WAS MORE PEACEFUL UNTIL YOU BLOODY HUMANS CAME BY AND RUINED THINGS   
Nig, that's half of what I fight
Nou

I REMEMBER WHEN LORDRAN WAS MORE PEACEFUL UNTIL YOU BLOODY HUMANS CAME BY AND RUINED THINGS
Nig, that's half of what I fight
#94 to #90 - kingpinkie (11/01/2013) [-]

HEY! DONT BLAME ME! i didnt choose the thug life, it chose me
AND YOU SIR, ARE LUCKY
BECAUSE I HARDLY SEE ANYONE LIKE THAT
#96 to #94 - poorlyred (11/01/2013) [-]
I BET IF THE FAIR LADY COULD SEE, SHE'D SEE YOU AND TELL YOU HOW MUCH OF A BASTARD YOU ARE
#99 to #96 - kingpinkie (11/01/2013) [-]
I KILLED THAT BITCH FOR HER PYROMANCY
******* COLD BLOODED KILLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
************* better know
#101 to #99 - poorlyred (11/01/2013) [-]
You are what's wrong with this world
#107 to #101 - kingpinkie (11/01/2013) [-]
#YOLOSWAGCODFANBOY430BRAZEITFAGET
just mad cuz im stylin on u
#110 to #107 - poorlyred (11/01/2013) [-]
I'll slice your throat open and fill it with Eingyi's ****
#113 to #110 - kingpinkie (11/01/2013) [-]
ill back stab the ever loving out of you
#116 to #113 - poorlyred (11/01/2013) [-]
**poorlyred backs into a wall**
**poorlyred backs into a wall**
#120 to #116 - kingpinkie (11/01/2013) [-]
**kingpinkie spams CRYSTAL SOUL ARROW, OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND THEN BLACK MAGIC BECAUSE I CAN**
**kingpinkie spams CRYSTAL SOUL ARROW, OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND THEN BLACK MAGIC BECAUSE I CAN**
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#176 to #1 - poorlyred (11/01/2013) [-]
Other way around, nig
#252 to #176 - kingpinkie (11/02/2013) [-]
ah got b&
time for tred again *****
#293 to #252 - poorlyred (11/02/2013) [-]
But she can help you save Solaire
#297 to #293 - kingpinkie (11/02/2013) [-]
but, you could also just use the poison fog thing and kill the thing like that too
but, you could also just use the poison fog thing and kill the thing like that too
#299 to #297 - poorlyred (11/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, but actually opening it is true way to save him
#300 to #299 - kingpinkie (11/02/2013) [-]
it doesnt matter how you save him
it just matters that you do
#301 to #300 - poorlyred (11/02/2013) [-]
True

Too bad there aren't many people or creatures you can save

but only watch as they die
#304 to #301 - kingpinkie (11/02/2013) [-]
just like onion man....now i made myself sad
#308 to #304 - poorlyred (11/02/2013) [-]
And Sif, mate

Which was one of the worst for me since you kill Sif yourself and junk
#310 to #308 - kingpinkie (11/02/2013) [-]
but look at onion man...he journeys so far but in the end he becomes hallowed...his daughter comes looking for him
and when she finally finds him...she has to kill him
her own father
a battle between father and daughter...THE FEELS
#313 to #310 - poorlyred (11/02/2013) [-]
But Sif

He was Artorias' companion, and they had to part as Artorias was consumed by the darkness and had to save his loving companion by sacrificing what safety he had left to make sure Sif was safe.

and then you come along and save Sif
and fight alongside SIf when fighting Manus

Only to return to Sif, defending Artorias' grave
And Sif just looks at you
Recognizes you
and reluctantly fights you anyway
Only to be slain by you
His savior
#318 to #313 - kingpinkie (11/02/2013) [-]
ohgodwhy
MY FEELS
I FEEL SO SAD NOW
#319 to #318 - poorlyred (11/02/2013) [-]
Shhhh

let it happen
#322 to #319 - kingpinkie (11/02/2013) [-]
butbutbut

[small]my feels...[small]
#323 to #322 - poorlyred (11/02/2013) [-]
Let it happen
#325 to #323 - kingpinkie (11/02/2013) [-]
gimmie hugs pls
#326 to #325 - poorlyred (11/02/2013) [-]
How can you hug if you have no arms?

Nah, I don't hug people
#329 to #328 - poorlyred (11/02/2013) [-]
Nup
Nup
#253 to #252 - poorlyred (11/02/2013) [-]
Banned for overly boasting?

knew it
#256 to #253 - kingpinkie (11/02/2013) [-]
nope
the mods saw my glorios dexfaggyness and got jealous
just like you did
#258 to #256 - poorlyred (11/02/2013) [-]
Nah

Mods said

"This guy is being a huge faggot, we should ban him"
#260 to #258 - kingpinkie (11/02/2013) [-]
nah it was more like
" **** ***** , LOOK AT DIS *****
****
HE IS GOING TO REC OUR ****
BET BAN HIM NOW"
#261 to #260 - poorlyred (11/02/2013) [-]
"We cannot tolerate such huge levels of boastful faggotry, he'll ruin this site"
#264 to #261 - kingpinkie (11/02/2013) [-]
&gt;ruin this site   
&gt;faggotry   
&gt;fj   
			*****		 you just went full retard
>ruin this site
>faggotry
>fj
***** you just went full retard
#265 to #264 - poorlyred (11/02/2013) [-]
Too much for average standards

You were that big of a faggot
#267 to #265 - kingpinkie (11/02/2013) [-]
i think you missed something
>fj
>FJ
************ DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS SITE IS?
#269 to #267 - poorlyred (11/02/2013) [-]
Do you understand how big of a faggot you WERE?
#271 to #269 - kingpinkie (11/02/2013) [-]
no, no i dont
just mad cuz i made fun of your tinfoil armor
#272 to #271 - poorlyred (11/02/2013) [-]
and there's that faggotry again

pls
#274 to #272 - kingpinkie (11/02/2013) [-]
now you're just being mean....
#280 to #275 - kingpinkie (11/02/2013) [-]
...&lt;/3
...</3
#282 to #280 - poorlyred (11/02/2013) [-]
Now you know how the fair lady felt
#285 to #282 - kingpinkie (11/02/2013) [-]
that bitch didnt do **** for me
only thing she is useful for is her pyromancy
#287 to #285 - poorlyred (11/02/2013) [-]
Still r00d
#291 to #287 - kingpinkie (11/02/2013) [-]
she took my humanity and didnt do anything for me
she took my humanity and didnt do anything for me
#185 to #1 - nkossak (11/01/2013) [-]
>Implying you have Dark Wood Grain Ring, ******** of hp and Lightning Composite Bow with poison arrows
>Implying someone can touch you
#254 to #185 - kingpinkie (11/02/2013) [-]
>implying i dont have the darkwood grain ring
>implying im not going to invade and rape you with my glorious dexfag great scythe
#394 to #254 - nkossak (11/02/2013) [-]
>implying you could beat with that the guy with lifehunt Scythe +5 bloodshied invisible wep buff and dog ring
>implying i couldnt invade you too because i'm glorious sunbro fag
#398 to #394 - kingpinkie (11/03/2013) [-]
&gt;implying your 			******		 small scythe can touch me    
&gt;implying sunfag can invade me   
&gt;implying i wont crystal magic weapon and rape you
>implying your ****** small scythe can touch me
>implying sunfag can invade me
>implying i wont crystal magic weapon and rape you
#399 to #398 - nkossak (11/03/2013) [-]
ok ok i get it but...great scythe is a boring non oryginal wep
deal with it
#400 to #399 - kingpinkie (11/03/2013) [-]
how is it boring? and the hell is an original weapon?
its a big giant sexy scythe, swings fast, and does a ******* of damage
AND IT ISNT A ******* SPEAR OR RAPIER!
#401 to #400 - nkossak (11/03/2013) [-]
it's boring because many fags use this op wep, this is like dragon sword but for high lvl dudes
#402 to #401 - kingpinkie (11/03/2013) [-]
&gt;manyfags use this   
lolno   
from what i've seen most people that i invade use a 			*******		 spear and havels or the black iron great shield just r1 spam that 			****		   
OR A 			*******		 CATALYST WITH BLACK MAGIC   
its rare to see someone using a scythe of any kind
>manyfags use this
lolno
from what i've seen most people that i invade use a ******* spear and havels or the black iron great shield just r1 spam that ****
OR A ******* CATALYST WITH BLACK MAGIC
its rare to see someone using a scythe of any kind
#403 to #402 - nkossak (11/03/2013) [-]
I think that in this situation everything is a point of view
(ye i also hate dark magic fags)
and for me specials weps are whips or lifehunst scythe claws moonlight greatsword **** with special effects that make game more intresting, i dont hate great scythe im just sayin that this wep is one of the best (good dps good combinations good range can be buffed) therafore it's boring...
#404 to #403 - kingpinkie (11/03/2013) [-]
******* dark magic fags, being the spammy twats
doing over 2000 damage
*shrugs* everyone plays it different
but still doh, if you dont know how to use it, they can use the time you stagger and back stab your shti
#405 to #404 - nkossak (11/03/2013) [-]
that's why my body is ready for darksouls 2    
i mean just imagine! bows are better and your pal can cockblock the guy that backstabs u   
propably less lagstabs because GFWL will be out    
(i pray to god for Karmic Justice that can blow 			****		 behind me if something like that happen)
that's why my body is ready for darksouls 2
i mean just imagine! bows are better and your pal can cockblock the guy that backstabs u
propably less lagstabs because GFWL will be out
(i pray to god for Karmic Justice that can blow **** behind me if something like that happen)
#406 to #405 - kingpinkie (11/03/2013) [-]
YES   
			*******		 YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! DOOKSOOLS 2 LOOKS 			*******		 ORGASMIC ALREADY!    
damn....i really want a big sexy axe   
to rape stuff with   
and be part of the way of the blue   
hnnnnggggggg
YES
******* YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! DOOKSOOLS 2 LOOKS ******* ORGASMIC ALREADY!
damn....i really want a big sexy axe
to rape stuff with
and be part of the way of the blue
hnnnnggggggg
#407 to #406 - nkossak (11/03/2013) [-]
I would rather play something that makes my enemy nervous like... shotel but ye...i guess my first choice will be good old claymore and faith build
i dont know what convents will be i like bros, blues and ye i admit gravelording always have a way to my hearth...
#408 to #407 - kingpinkie (11/04/2013) [-]
*shrugs* i just love axes~
**** yo faith, patches would be displeased
i always wanted to try gravelording...seems fun
but then i thought...naahhh i dont want to be a dick
SO I JOINED THE SUNLIGHT WARRIORS!...then moved onto the blade of the darkmoon
#409 to #408 - nkossak (11/04/2013) [-]
don't like faith builds but likes convents that are for them ************ (i mean miracles and ye i play darkmoon too as mages dexags etc)
but yeah i had similar situation, first sunbroses and then for pvping darkmoon (too bad my favorite armor and miracle are behind this chick (guy whatever))
#410 to #409 - kingpinkie (11/04/2013) [-]
YES! because i like to help others! or take on the dicks that spam 			****		, but 			****		 faith...i never saw a good use for it   
hue sunbro 4 lyfe   
FOR YOU MUST FIGHT FOR THE SUN AND YOUR BRETHREN! and then you move onto taking the fight to the invaders!
YES! because i like to help others! or take on the dicks that spam **** , but **** faith...i never saw a good use for it
hue sunbro 4 lyfe
FOR YOU MUST FIGHT FOR THE SUN AND YOUR BRETHREN! and then you move onto taking the fight to the invaders!
#411 to #410 - nkossak (11/04/2013) [-]
whoa you are so cool (except that love for scythe ;p )
yep helping others is great and here you even get money for it so the fun has been doubled
as for faith builds i just like pals i think so healing, shiny asswrecking weps or heavy metal lighting spears of zeus just gets me
and don't mistake me for cleric...i'm more like Solaire in builds or Artorias
#412 to #411 - kingpinkie (11/04/2013) [-]
&lt;3 (maybe if i showed you how to hold it you'd change your mind bbz&lt;3)   
wait wat, you got money for it? are you talking about the souls? or the coins? or real money? WAT   
well when you put it like that....   
you should of made that clearer
<3 (maybe if i showed you how to hold it you'd change your mind bbz<3)
wait wat, you got money for it? are you talking about the souls? or the coins? or real money? WAT
well when you put it like that....
you should of made that clearer
#413 to #412 - nkossak (11/04/2013) [-]
souls u silly ^^ i dont like to take a reward from helping (but if they want to then i have no abjections)
#414 to #413 - kingpinkie (11/04/2013) [-]
ooohh WELL THATS MORE UNDERSTANDABLE NOW! agreed, just help to help
because **** dark wraiths

THIS IS WHY YOU DROP HUMANITY
for no aparent reason
so they know you luvvvv them
#415 to #412 - nkossak (11/04/2013) [-]
&lt;reply to the last one because we have 			********		 of purple lines there   
   
&quot;Damn Right&quot;   
farewell bro
<reply to the last one because we have ******** of purple lines there

"Damn Right"
farewell bro
#416 to #415 - kingpinkie (11/04/2013) [-]
no dun go
no dun go
#224 to #1 - effort (11/02/2013) [-]
I just raged quit after getting chained by lag bs'.
I just raged quit after getting chained by lag bs'.
#255 to #224 - kingpinkie (11/02/2013) [-]
iknowthatfeelbro.jpg
User avatar #362 to #1 - newforomador (11/02/2013) [-]
My god, over 150 replies and it's not because of a ********* , that's the first time I've ever seen that happen.
#21 to #1 - anon (11/01/2013) [-]
You know what I love about darksouls?You don't max out your character, you max out your skill at the game.

There's nothing more satisfying that flawlessly curb stomping that boss that killed you so many times in your first play thru
#59 to #21 - kingpinkie (11/01/2013) [-]
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^   
YES   
LIKE RAPING THE 			*******		 4 KINGS SOLO   
or going cray-cray and going solo against S&amp;O
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
YES
LIKE RAPING THE ******* 4 KINGS SOLO
or going cray-cray and going solo against S&O
#11 to #10 - kingpinkie (11/01/2013) [-]
sun you say?
sun you say?
#13 to #12 - kingpinkie (11/01/2013) [-]
no talking? okay.jpg
#14 to #13 - bossguycumsplash (11/01/2013) [-]
Praise the sun.
#15 to #14 - kingpinkie (11/01/2013) [-]
NO, ITS TOO LATE FOR YOUR WORDS
</3
#19 to #18 - kingpinkie (11/01/2013) [-]
i must now go to bread, have a nice night
#29 to #19 - plokix (11/01/2013) [-]
Just to keep the puple line going
Just to keep the puple line going
#60 to #29 - kingpinkie (11/01/2013) [-]
THEN DONT JUST STOP THERE
THEN DONT JUST STOP THERE
#180 to #60 - plokix (11/01/2013) [-]
as your wish
#276 to #180 - anon (11/02/2013) [-]
#337 - zekeon (11/02/2013) [-]
>mfw over 1000 armor without a shield on hard difficulty
User avatar #350 to #337 - wobblewub (11/02/2013) [-]
The game isn't fun to me if there's no challenge at all.
#352 to #350 - zekeon (11/02/2013) [-]
Which is why I quit that character and rolled an argonian sneaky stabby instead and downloaded mods that made stealth not super easy.

I mean, for gods sake, I was still in ebony armor
User avatar #357 to #352 - roflnaut (11/02/2013) [-]
I thought stealth would be really fun, but later, it was just a matter of backstabbing things with a dagger and getting insane critical hits.
What mod did you download? I might play the game again as my stealthy Bosmer see where it goes.
#361 to #357 - zekeon (11/02/2013) [-]
There's a few that will "fix" stealth.

Skyrim ReDone is what I usually use skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/9286//?

However, it's a TOTAL overhaul, but you can only install the part that alters sneaking and the sneak tree, however you should download all of it if you don't already have an overhaul, because this thing is amazing.

OR there's Path of Shadows skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/10456//?

A bit harder than SkyRe, I'd say. and has a lot more detailed and nuanced sneaking, while both mods tend to alter the same things (importance of sound for instance, or how much sneak skill actually affects how good you are at not being seen) they usually do it in different ways.

You should try both (but on different characters, if you're not too lazy.)
User avatar #384 to #361 - scowler (11/02/2013) [-]
Are there any mods that add a club or something for knocking enemies out (hand-in-hand with going full ghost, also as a reference to the game Thief)
User avatar #396 to #384 - zekeon (11/02/2013) [-]
Yes, Skyrim Redone includes that feature, as does path of shadows.

Not sure if there's a mod that does JUST that though.
User avatar #397 to #396 - scowler (11/03/2013) [-]
I just needed to know either way.

I swear, Bethesda should recruit modders for their development teams, have them collaborate and go to town on whatever their next RPG project is. I wonder how that would turn out...
User avatar #353 to #352 - wobblewub (11/02/2013) [-]
I wouldn't know, I only play console, which is still pretty fun.
User avatar #50 - tenaciousjon (11/01/2013) [-]
That's how it feels to wear the Infernox Armor and carry the RYNOCERATOR in R&C 3.
#223 to #50 - thecorinthian (11/02/2013) [-]
or just about any final weapon in any r&c.
User avatar #9 - hamstergeddon (11/01/2013) [-]
I never have a maxed character because I always feel like I am getting too strong and the game is getting too easy around level 60, so I just restart...
User avatar #20 to #9 - lastweek (11/01/2013) [-]
I get bored because I don't have any new skills to take and I have to repeat the same attacks over and over again without being able to get any new and if I want to use another skillset I have to make a new char. some games make money off skill resetters but for other games, what kind of hardcore player prefers not being able to change skillset?
#22 to #9 - notwhothefkisanon ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
well. thats when you set the difficulty higher
User avatar #417 to #22 - hamstergeddon (11/05/2013) [-]
A good endgame character can go on Legendary dificulty and still feel it like a walk in the park...
User avatar #62 to #9 - wotterpatch (11/01/2013) [-]
I feel the same about minecraft servers
User avatar #145 to #9 - existacne (11/01/2013) [-]
Same with me, but I restarted on level 25-40.
#233 - nightmareschild (11/02/2013) [-]
Monster girl Quest NG++ mod. Dark Souls Infinte souls glitch. Cheat engine. Cheat options in Project 64. Life is good.
User avatar #33 - wrinklynewt (11/01/2013) [-]
thats how i felt at the end of saints row 3, when you could buy upgrades so you don't take damage from basically anything

except for the dildo, it's wounds are too deep to defend against
User avatar #230 to #33 - mondominiman (11/02/2013) [-]
That's what it felt like at the beginning of the game
#132 - mkchillin (11/01/2013) [-]
**mkchillin rolls 75** You believe your dubs are safe? I WILL ROLL THEM
User avatar #143 to #132 - swimmingprodigy (11/01/2013) [-]
**swimmingprodigy rolls 76**

You forgot these bro
#147 to #143 - existacne (11/01/2013) [-]
**existacne rolls 57**
Rolling for chance to roll 77.
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User avatar #53 - danster (11/01/2013) [-]
Doing the last mission in GTA: San Andreas while fire proof from firetruck missions.
User avatar #245 - letmetellyouastory (11/02/2013) [-]
All of these inferior races and I'm just sitting here as a Nord, the true master race.
#182 - newdevyx (11/01/2013) [-]
Unless you play on Legendary. LVL 60 and some enemies still feel hard as 			****		 like ancient dragon. no mods.
Unless you play on Legendary. LVL 60 and some enemies still feel hard as **** like ancient dragon. no mods.
#203 to #182 - muffinssnuffims (11/01/2013) [-]
I played on legendary constantly and found it hilariously, then later boringly easy the whole way throughout. Just gotta know how best to gear up.
User avatar #205 to #203 - newdevyx (11/01/2013) [-]
try without fast traveling. the only kind of fast travel you can use is when you go to high hrothgar and get out of there and horse carriage. that should make it pretty interesting. and also try to sleep whenever the night comes. that's what i do and it's actually quite fun and sometimes a little annoying.
#206 to #205 - muffinssnuffims (11/01/2013) [-]
Meh. Ain't nobody got time fo' dat. Least not me. I find skyrim boring as **** and poorly written. Super repetitive too. Waste of money imo.

In before the ********* of "SKYRIM IS BEST GAME EVER FAG!" whisks me away in a giant tornado of red thumbs.
User avatar #209 to #206 - newdevyx (11/01/2013) [-]
I myself like to roleplay it. some people think Skyrim is soulless game, but i find it interesting, because it actually describes how life in here where i live went before Christianity and things like that even though we don't have mountains, but we do have a lot of lakes and forests. Some people actually believed in Magic, maybe odd gods and something like that back then. It is harsh land, but they did what they could to survive from day to day
#178 - burnitall (11/01/2013) [-]
Berserker Rage Orc master race.
#418 - regdestroy (11/06/2013) [-]
that descripion
User avatar #341 - thatdamnllama (11/02/2013) [-]
Borderlands 2
Assassin
Level 72
**** yes
User avatar #369 to #341 - nignogatron (11/02/2013) [-]
>F
>KUNAI SPAM
>Done.
User avatar #371 to #369 - thatdamnllama (11/02/2013) [-]
the sad part is that that's exactly what i do

also, the Double Penetrating Unkempt Harold + B0re
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