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User avatar #232 - custardpie (07/05/2012) [-]
Dovakiin would have one helluva resume. Anyone else think that?
User avatar #256 to #232 - jurple (07/05/2012) [-]
lol during the interview: hm, it says here that you traveled to the land of the gods high in the heavens and use an inborn acient power to destroy the nordic god of destruction.

I'm not sure you have exactly what were looking for, we'll give you a call.
User avatar #295 to #256 - skyrimturtles (07/05/2012) [-]
what about the warrior from oblivion
-huh it says here you are the guildmaster of the fighters mages and thieves you are the oblivion hero the grand champion of the arena high assassin of the dark brotherhood leader of the blades and you have killed every daedric worshiper
-yup
-hmm i don't know we'll give you a call
-*pulls out sword* WHAT DID YOU SAY
-the job is yours oh great lord of death please spare my soul
User avatar #348 to #295 - Odobisean (07/05/2012) [-]
The person you play as is in Oblivion is known as the Hero of Kvatch.
User avatar #349 to #348 - skyrimturtles (07/05/2012) [-]
no that is just what the kvatch guards call you and a few other guards he has no specified title
User avatar #354 to #349 - Odobisean (07/05/2012) [-]
And Guild Master of Mage's, Fighter's, Thieve's, Dark Brotherhood
User avatar #353 to #349 - Odobisean (07/05/2012) [-]
His only formal titles would be Hero of Kvatch, Savior of Bruma, 7th Champion of Cyrodiil, Second Divine Crusader and Lord Sheogorath, Daedric Prince of Madness or just Prisoner. Todd Howard mainly refers to him as Hero of Kvatch at conferences.
User avatar #355 to #353 - skyrimturtles (07/05/2012) [-]
those are just formal titles he doesn't have a main title like dovahkiin also another thought doesn't that technically mean that in skyrim you are a septim
User avatar #360 to #355 - Odobisean (07/05/2012) [-]
Not sure exactly, I doubt he would be a Septim though since the last one Martin or whatever died at the end of Oblivion. I just like to think that Dovahkiins are made when someone ***** a dragon.
User avatar #362 to #360 - skyrimturtles (07/05/2012) [-]
but what if he had a daughter because the empire belongs to the first born son or he had another son that continued the line of dragoborns
User avatar #367 to #365 - skyrimturtles (07/05/2012) [-]
i found this hilarious
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