So I was chillin out over by Swindler's Den when I bounce on a gang of Giants and there punk ass mammoth. Aint nobody gonna step on this lvl 15 Nord warrior's turf.
Me being a smart slice of white bread I decide to get all tactical on there punk ass. I bitch slap one of the tall ******
in the dick and start Jimmie legging it like the po-lice just hop'd up on me.
I spot another crew of giants and decide that they be punks too, so I run up and steal all their mammoth cheese and ****
. They aint haven none of that, and team up with the other 2 giants and mammoth.
So I run up all across the valley getting caught up in a pack of wolves business, they me all like "Yo bitch we aint got time for your cracker ass ****
, shank his punk ass!" So i'm about to get shanked but the giants aint haven non of that ****
They be all like "Step off punk, this white boy is ours!", so they throw down and the gangsta wolves get there asses burned. This ****
happened again just a few minutes afterwards.
I keep running and doing all this acrobatic ****
to dodge there big ass clubs they be trying to smack my ass with. And without even noticing I slam up into another giant, he be all like "Bitch step off, i'll cut you!". So now I have 5 bitch giants, and a punk ass mammoth trying to get all up in my face.
I said " ****
yall, ima get my homies!". So I sprint my way over to the western watchtower to call up my Whiterun crew. But just as im about to get there some High Elf ************
starts chucking fireballs at me, ah hell no! So I be matrixing that ****
and without the pointy eared punk noticing a giant sneaks up behind him and team rockets his ass into space!
With that my crew comes out and starts shanking the giants, only to get there asses beat. One survived and said " ****
this, ima just watch!", so he just stood back and let me take them all on alone.
So I start getting all tactical and ****
again and lure them to the tower doorway. Them bitches can't hit me so I just keep shanking them with my Skyforge Steel Battle-axe. One by one they drop like punks until the mammoth is left.
I circle this bitch and keep shanking him until he says " ****
this ima bounce!". Aint nobody run from this Nord, so I sprint after the ****
and cut his punk ass up.
After it is over my Whiterun homeboy says he could go for a cold ass mead. Bitch go get yo mead, yo is useless. I go and snatch up all the gangsta giants ****
from their pockets and bounce.
Bitches gotta learn.