Fus Ro Fuck your shit. . mun 'iir, i and am out :iii You. Dragonrend, motherfucker. Do you speak it?
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Fus Ro Fuck your shit

mun 'iir, i and am out :iii You
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User avatar #2 - rabaneristo (05/24/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Dragonrend, motherfucker. Do you speak it?
#15 - mrbusinge (05/24/2013) [+] (15 replies)
User avatar #5 - achphoenix (05/24/2013) [+] (14 replies)
if they dont have a flat surface to land on, they will keep circling forever no matter how many times you dragonrend it... even if you kill it with magic/bow it will keep flying around with no health
#42 - joehue ONLINE (05/24/2013) [+] (9 replies)
**joehue rolls 10**
#43 to #42 - joehue ONLINE (05/24/2013) [-]
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#46 - xerros has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#20 - thewasteland (05/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>MFW dragon lands
#113 - anonymouslyawesome (05/25/2013) [+] (29 replies)
Story Time Motherfuckers
>playing skyrim
>doing the College of Whiterhold quest line
>at the part where the eye going nuts and owns some people
>leave Whiterhold
>Old man asks me what happend
>Dragon Music starts "Oh shit"
>Still in conversation with old asshole who keep forgetting where his shit is
>get hit by some fire, exit convo finally
>everyone runs from it leaving me to deal with dragon
>run up to top of castle to fight it fair ground
>starts flying around being a bitch
>lands on one of the castle walls breathes fire at me
>hurt it with arrows cause I'm a cheap bitch like that
>finally gets up before i stun it with an arrow
>flies around more like a bitch, me waiting for it to land I can arrow it's ass
>shoot arrow, no damage
>shoot 30 more no damage
>shoot as it's flying up, hurts it a bit
MFW I could only hurt when it was in the air flying or right about to take off
>spend next 3 hours fighting same dragon
TLR I spent 3 hours fighting a glitched dragon so i could tell some old asshole that they need a new boss.
#14 - moarpotatos (05/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#81 - tombreaper (05/24/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I remember my first time playing skyrim (I had a heavy-armor warrior with battle axe and shield) :   
"rats? c'mon give me something hard to kill"   
"bear? I thought they were harder"   
"wolves, orcs, trolls, all they dead, I'm unstoppable"   
"a fucking dragon? surprisingly easy"   
"what is that? a giant? this is gonna be a piece o cake"   
   
my character when   
   
tl;dr: giants are fucking kick-ass
I remember my first time playing skyrim (I had a heavy-armor warrior with battle axe and shield) :
"rats? c'mon give me something hard to kill"
"bear? I thought they were harder"
"wolves, orcs, trolls, all they dead, I'm unstoppable"
"a fucking dragon? surprisingly easy"
"what is that? a giant? this is gonna be a piece o cake"

my character when

tl;dr: giants are fucking kick-ass
User avatar #29 - Fgner (05/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Master archer race, reporting in.
User avatar #105 - hazardousfool (05/25/2013) [-]
Is it me or the description translated to dragon language?
User avatar #99 - markertemp (05/25/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Three words: Joor. Zah Frul.
#84 - womenstayinkitchen (05/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #1 - sparkyoneonetwo (05/24/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I have more fun shooting them with my bow.
#38 - charlesanthony (05/24/2013) [+] (8 replies)
No problem for hawkeye gough.
No problem for hawkeye gough.
User avatar #56 - freddyhollensen (05/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm pretty good at landscaping, creating towns and villages...

The obvious place to start would be Winterhold (Entire hold consists of 4 houses), but what do you guys think?

Personally what annoyed me the most was the feel that Skyrim had a total population of:

Civilian: 50
Guards/Bandits: 250
Jarls and those who work protect him and do his job for him: 75
#48 - supremegaws (05/24/2013) [-]
**supremegaws rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at Yeah she's blue alright **
#3 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
JOOR ZAH FRUL !!! DO U FUCKING SPEAK IT !!!
#132 - sweateagle (05/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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