Dwemers. damn automatons..... Does she have a beard? O_o
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User avatar #2 - Mecuniv (03/26/2013) [-]
Does she have a beard? O_o
User avatar #8 to #2 - rockmanfan ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
duh. she's a dwarf. all dwarves have beards
User avatar #9 to #8 - Alchemyst (03/26/2013) [-]
Well, technically, the Dwemer we're a subspecies of elf.
User avatar #10 to #9 - rockmanfan ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
yeah, but so are orcs. they're still called dwarves throughout the game
User avatar #11 to #10 - daboomee (03/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, but they aren't even short. In fact they're a few feet taller then the nordsl
User avatar #13 to #11 - rockmanfan ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
that doesnt make them not dwarves
User avatar #41 to #13 - lorkhan (03/27/2013) [-]
They are called dwarves because the local giants called them that because they were so short in comparison with them.
User avatar #18 to #13 - Icedangel ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
I thought Dwarven women having beards was only canon in the Lord Of the Rings realm?
#21 to #18 - Kanoah ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Nay, it's fairly common amongst most fictional stories like that. The Inheritance Cycle, for example.
User avatar #32 to #21 - punnyjunky (03/27/2013) [-]
Implying Christopher Paolini didn't take almost all of his ideas concerning the creatures of the inheritance cycle from LOTR.

Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed the books somewhat, but it reeked of JRR Tolkien except worse.
User avatar #42 to #32 - Kanoah ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
Well I'd say Tolkien started the entire fantasy-type universe anyway, so just about everything has a pretty good amount of rip-off. You do have a point, though.
#1 - anon (03/26/2013) [-]
You stupid ******* casual, Dwemer life was nothing like that, either go to [url deleted] and learn or quit playing TES.
#3 to #1 - anon (03/26/2013) [-]
>What is a parody
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User avatar #14 to #12 - duvallwhitey (03/27/2013) [-]
I'd still tap that.
#6 - SirSheepy ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
I read it as "Oh, hi mon." I thought they were supposed to be Warcraft trolls and read the whole thing in a Jamaican accent.
#5 - anon (03/26/2013) [-]
The robots are friendly to dwemer. they made them after all. They were designed so that the actual dwemer were in little danger incase of an actual invasion of their underground kingdom.
#4 - icbm (03/26/2013) [-]
I'll need sum o' dat
User avatar #27 - ronyx (03/27/2013) [-]
Will we ever know where did the Dwemers went to?
User avatar #33 to #27 - theEMAN (03/27/2013) [-]
TLDR, they dug too deeply and greedily and their entire race poof'd into somewhere thats not here.
User avatar #35 to #27 - revorce (03/27/2013) [-]
There's different theories about how they dissapeared. They wanted to use the Heart of Lorkhan to become a higher kind of being and either it worked and that's why they dissapeared or it did not work and caused them to dissapear. They were most definitly not killed by the snow elves. They didn't die, they just dissapeared.
User avatar #40 to #35 - lorkhan (03/27/2013) [-]
Yeah I remember those faggots, they built some lockbox for it or something. I remember the nerevarine guy who destroyed it.
User avatar #43 to #27 - xenoquack (03/28/2013) [-]
I'm hoping they'll show up in a future DLC.
User avatar #44 to #27 - theshadowed (04/01/2013) [-]
Well, they dug too deeply, and awoke a terrible beast that killed them all.
I think they have a special mage mission where you fight it with this group of warriors.

I think its called a Balrog
User avatar #48 to #27 - silverzepher ONLINE (04/15/2013) [-]
according to the legends you can find Azura killed them off, that's what happens when you try to trick the goddess of wisdom, with a trick box(sliding panel underneath to slip out the contents. there are also some who say they just decided to disappear and diggsome big ass tunnel somewhere and close off the entrance to keep the falmer out(after they turned against them) and the traps wouldn't have been active against them, the giant centurions where there to impose order and regulate the law, as well as keep slaves from running around and doing whatever they wanted. some rumors are that they might be living under the sea, or have left to a plain of oblivion as servants of one of the godlike good dedra. all speculations.
User avatar #49 to #48 - deathcampforjewtie (04/25/2013) [-]
Evryting's betta, down where it's wetta, UNDAH DA SEA!
User avatar #56 to #49 - silverzepher ONLINE (04/25/2013) [-]
i was listening to that today.
User avatar #50 to #49 - betta (04/25/2013) [-]
Everything's me, huh?
User avatar #51 to #50 - deathcampforjewtie (04/25/2013) [-]
Much betta mon! Wait till dah king finds out!
User avatar #52 to #51 - betta (04/25/2013) [-]
Ooh, I like kings.

Is he also named "Betta"?
User avatar #53 to #52 - deathcampforjewtie (04/25/2013) [-]
No mon! How ave you neva heard o' king Neptune, mon?
User avatar #54 to #53 - betta (04/25/2013) [-]
Oh, so he's the one turning everyone else into me, huh?
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User avatar #55 to #54 - deathcampforjewtie (04/25/2013) [-]
No mon, ave you neva seen da little mermaid?
User avatar #58 to #55 - betta (04/25/2013) [-]
No. What's so funny about a mermaid with size problems?
User avatar #59 to #58 - deathcampforjewtie (04/25/2013) [-]
You truly are betta as **** , mon. Like flounder!
User avatar #60 to #59 - betta (04/25/2013) [-]

I don't get what you're talking about (._.")
User avatar #61 to #60 - deathcampforjewtie (04/25/2013) [-]
Breaking character then. It's a Disney movie where this sexy as **** redhead mermaid is dicking around the whole film, and her dad's Neptune, the king, and there's a beta as **** fish called Flounder, and a Jamaican crab.
User avatar #62 to #61 - betta (04/25/2013) [-]

User avatar #63 to #62 - deathcampforjewtie (04/25/2013) [-]
If you watch it, I recommend putting it on mute. all and all it wasn't bad, but it wasn't good either.
User avatar #31 to #27 - luidias (03/27/2013) [-]
according to the wiki, they just all up and disappeared one day... I can't remember if they all went to a plane of oblivion or if an aedra just sorta accidentally bumped the delete button one day.
#45 to #31 - argoniansrule (04/07/2013) [-]
their leader used keening on lorkhan's heart when most of the dwemer were summoned to his position and they disappeared, hey also dod this while they were at war with the dark elves
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User avatar #30 to #20 - sepherif (03/27/2013) [-]
You won't encounter the dwemer machines 'till later. You have to explore the ruins of their cities throughout the map.
User avatar #22 to #20 - Anemophobia (03/27/2013) [-]
they are extinct
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#19 - zekeon ONLINE (03/27/2013) [-]
>Master difficulty
User avatar #25 to #19 - ihatecarltonbanks (03/27/2013) [-]
Try the new Legendary.... God help your soul
#28 to #19 - tenthdivine (03/27/2013) [-]
I always start out on master, beat the main story and the guild stories, and then put it on novice and destroy everything
User avatar #29 - redrex (03/27/2013) [-]
the Dwemers were so ******* over-defensive with their traps every 2 steps and their giant ******* robots every other room. It's kind of surprising they didn't invent the gun
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User avatar #16 - TRINDADE (03/27/2013) [-]
okay they were friendly to their masters but
#7 - alphose (03/26/2013) [-]
what is the name of this comic
#26 - anonmynous (03/27/2013) [-]
I hope the next elder scrolls game has dwemers
User avatar #47 - yourmomfapping (04/13/2013) [-]
don't get it ? i went to get mjoll's sword or is her name moll? anyway i went to the dwemmer caves/city and i didn't find many traps ?
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