Dwemers. damn automatons..... Does she have a beard? O_o Dwemers damn automatons Does she have a beard? O_o
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#2 - Mecuniv
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(03/26/2013) [-]
Does she have a beard? O_o
#8 to #2 - rockmanfan
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(03/26/2013) [-]
duh. she's a dwarf. all dwarves have beards
#9 to #8 - Alchemyst
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(03/26/2013) [-]
Well, technically, the Dwemer we're a subspecies of elf.
#10 to #9 - rockmanfan
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(03/26/2013) [-]
yeah, but so are orcs. they're still called dwarves throughout the game
#11 to #10 - daboomee
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(03/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, but they aren't even short. In fact they're a few feet taller then the nordsl
#13 to #11 - rockmanfan
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(03/26/2013) [-]
that doesnt make them not dwarves
#41 to #13 - lorkhan
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(03/27/2013) [-]
They are called dwarves because the local giants called them that because they were so short in comparison with them.
#18 to #13 - Icedangel
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(03/27/2013) [-]
I thought Dwarven women having beards was only canon in the Lord Of the Rings realm?
#21 to #18 - Kanoah
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(03/27/2013) [-]
Nay, it's fairly common amongst most fictional stories like that. The Inheritance Cycle, for example.
#32 to #21 - punnyjunky
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(03/27/2013) [-]
Implying Christopher Paolini didn't take almost all of his ideas concerning the creatures of the inheritance cycle from LOTR.

Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed the books somewhat, but it reeked of JRR Tolkien except worse.
#42 to #32 - Kanoah
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(03/27/2013) [-]
Well I'd say Tolkien started the entire fantasy-type universe anyway, so just about everything has a pretty good amount of rip-off. You do have a point, though.
#12 - soule
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#14 to #12 - duvallwhitey
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(03/27/2013) [-]
I'd still tap that.
#24 to #14 - johnathon
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(03/27/2013) [-]
#6 - SirSheepy
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(03/26/2013) [-]
I read it as "Oh, hi mon." I thought they were supposed to be Warcraft trolls and read the whole thing in a Jamaican accent.
#4 - icbm
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(03/26/2013) [-]
I'll need sum o' dat
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#27 - ronyx
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(03/27/2013) [-]
Will we ever know where did the Dwemers went to?
#33 to #27 - theEMAN
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(03/27/2013) [-]
TLDR, they dug too deeply and greedily and their entire race poof'd into somewhere thats not here.
#35 to #27 - revorce
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(03/27/2013) [-]
There's different theories about how they dissapeared. They wanted to use the Heart of Lorkhan to become a higher kind of being and either it worked and that's why they dissapeared or it did not work and caused them to dissapear. They were most definitly not killed by the snow elves. They didn't die, they just dissapeared.
#40 to #35 - lorkhan
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(03/27/2013) [-]
Yeah I remember those faggots, they built some lockbox for it or something. I remember the nerevarine guy who destroyed it.
#43 to #27 - xenoquack
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(03/28/2013) [-]
I'm hoping they'll show up in a future DLC.
#44 to #27 - theshadowed
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(04/01/2013) [-]
Well, they dug too deeply, and awoke a terrible beast that killed them all.
I think they have a special mage mission where you fight it with this group of warriors.

I think its called a Balrog
#48 to #27 - silverzepher
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(04/15/2013) [-]
according to the legends you can find Azura killed them off, that's what happens when you try to trick the goddess of wisdom, with a trick box(sliding panel underneath to slip out the contents. there are also some who say they just decided to disappear and diggsome big ass tunnel somewhere and close off the entrance to keep the falmer out(after they turned against them) and the traps wouldn't have been active against them, the giant centurions where there to impose order and regulate the law, as well as keep slaves from running around and doing whatever they wanted. some rumors are that they might be living under the sea, or have left to a plain of oblivion as servants of one of the godlike good dedra. all speculations.
#49 to #48 - deathcampforjewtie
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Evryting's betta, down where it's wetta, UNDAH DA SEA!
#56 to #49 - silverzepher
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(04/25/2013) [-]
i was listening to that today.
#50 to #49 - betta
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Everything's me, huh?
#51 to #50 - deathcampforjewtie
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Much betta mon! Wait till dah king finds out!
#52 to #51 - betta
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Ooh, I like kings.

Is he also named "Betta"?
#53 to #52 - deathcampforjewtie
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(04/25/2013) [-]
No mon! How ave you neva heard o' king Neptune, mon?
#54 to #53 - betta
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Oh, so he's the one turning everyone else into me, huh?
#57 to #54 - betta
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#55 to #54 - deathcampforjewtie
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(04/25/2013) [-]
No mon, ave you neva seen da little mermaid?
#58 to #55 - betta
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(04/25/2013) [-]
No. What's so funny about a mermaid with size problems?
#59 to #58 - deathcampforjewtie
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(04/25/2013) [-]
You truly are betta as ****, mon. Like flounder!
#60 to #59 - betta
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Who?

I don't get what you're talking about (._.")
#61 to #60 - deathcampforjewtie
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Breaking character then. It's a Disney movie where this sexy as **** redhead mermaid is dicking around the whole film, and her dad's Neptune, the king, and there's a beta as **** fish called Flounder, and a Jamaican crab.
#62 to #61 - betta
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(04/25/2013) [-]
Oh.

Okay.
#63 to #62 - deathcampforjewtie
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(04/25/2013) [-]
If you watch it, I recommend putting it on mute. all and all it wasn't bad, but it wasn't good either.
#31 to #27 - luidias
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(03/27/2013) [-]
according to the wiki, they just all up and disappeared one day... I can't remember if they all went to a plane of oblivion or if an aedra just sorta accidentally bumped the delete button one day.
#45 to #31 - argoniansrule
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(04/07/2013) [-]
their leader used keening on lorkhan's heart when most of the dwemer were summoned to his position and they disappeared, hey also dod this while they were at war with the dark elves
#20 - allclopprsmustpie **User deleted account**
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#30 to #20 - sepherif
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(03/27/2013) [-]
You won't encounter the dwemer machines 'till later. You have to explore the ruins of their cities throughout the map.
#22 to #20 - Anemophobia
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(03/27/2013) [-]
they are extinct
#23 to #20 - ninjalazor **User deleted account**
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#19 - zekeon
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(03/27/2013) [-]
>Master difficulty
#25 to #19 - ihatecarltonbanks
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(03/27/2013) [-]
Try the new Legendary.... God help your soul
#28 to #19 - tenthdivine
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(03/27/2013) [-]
I always start out on master, beat the main story and the guild stories, and then put it on novice and destroy everything
#29 - redrex ONLINE
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(03/27/2013) [-]
the Dwemers were so ******* over-defensive with their traps every 2 steps and their giant ******* robots every other room. It's kind of surprising they didn't invent the gun
#17 - bangala
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#16 - TRINDADE
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(03/27/2013) [-]
okay they were friendly to their masters but
WHY DOES EVERY ROOM GOT A TRAP SHEESH
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