nobody cleans. me with my wife in nutshell. THEN A man Ell’!. >the lawnmower
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#3 - theannoyingFJguy (03/21/2014) [-]
>the ******* lawnmower
#7 - gameshredder (03/21/2014) [-]
I had to re-open the tab because I thought I saw a lawnmower.   
   
I was right.
I had to re-open the tab because I thought I saw a lawnmower.

I was right.
User avatar #21 - catdownstairz (03/22/2014) [-]
Is nobody questioning the lawnmower
User avatar #26 to #21 - Rei (03/22/2014) [-]
No, it's normal.
#13 - miiaaaaa (03/22/2014) [-]
The lawnmower!
The lawnmower!
#17 to #13 - engineersoc (03/22/2014) [-]
The Lawnmower!
#10 - lirfy (03/22/2014) [-]
how about this guy
how about this guy
#8 - marmiteistasty (03/21/2014) [-]
100% validated.
100% validated.
#27 - heartlessstoner (03/22/2014) [-]
Rent a hotel?
Rent a hotel?
User avatar #12 - osimonmagus (03/22/2014) [-]
except for a woman who knows she's about to get knocked the **** out if she doesn't listen to her owner (husband for you feminists ***** ).
#28 to #12 - heartlessstoner (03/22/2014) [-]
Master*
Master*
User avatar #14 to #12 - osimonmagus (03/22/2014) [-]
oh so its okay to make a sexist post about a man cleaning his house in a rapid manner over a womans vagina but its not okay to make a comment about a woman cleaning a house because of a mans fist?

see the double standard?
#19 to #14 - madamekawaii (03/22/2014) [-]
Your joke just wasn't funny.
User avatar #20 to #19 - osimonmagus (03/22/2014) [-]
So now sexism is a joke?
goddamn, you ******* oppressive pro-women ******* are despicable.
User avatar #16 to #14 - specialone (03/22/2014) [-]
Oh, and make sure my balls are freshly shaven.
User avatar #15 to #14 - specialone (03/22/2014) [-]
No, men clean the house in preparation to get laid so they make a good impression on their female companion.

It's a delicate time in a man's life - everything's got to go perfect so nothing goes wrong and she doesn't run off leaving your testicles bluer than the sky.

You've got to clean house, stock up fridge with drinks, ensure condoms are at the ready and haven't expired. And this usually has to be done within about 20 minutes.

It's what I do when inviting around a booty call anyway.
User avatar #18 to #15 - osimonmagus (03/22/2014) [-]
? why the **** would I want to impress a booty call?

you dumb ****
move along
you obviously don't now a goddamn thing about what you're talking about.
It's a booty call
the goddamn definition is - something you don't have to impress

stupid cunts everywhere
User avatar #23 to #18 - specialone (03/22/2014) [-]
You do want them to come back don't you?
User avatar #25 - Sataria (03/22/2014) [-]
I to like to mow my living room
User avatar #11 - nigeltheoutlaw (03/22/2014) [-]
True that. I once cleaned my entire house in forty minutes when I found out my girlfriend didn't have work and was going to come over. Normally it takes around 3.5 hours.
User avatar #6 - darkeyedangel (03/21/2014) [-]
**darkeyedangel rolls 61**
#4 - anon (03/21/2014) [-]
The guy with the lawnmower.
I don't think that's how you clean a carpet.
#9 to #4 - shaddowmarshal (03/21/2014) [-]
obviously you've never had a person who you expect to get snu-snu from over
#2 - jasonseagull (03/21/2014) [-]
My girlfriend always cleans up for me
User avatar #1 - whatugawkinat (03/21/2014) [-]
Shave, shower, wash dick/balls thoroughly, apply cologne/spray, clean house, make bed, light candles and turn off lights...all by the time SHE puts on ******* makeup.
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