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hmm.. let me measure the
temperature of your cock"
with my mouth“
You silly nurse, what
that' s not how you tty' F
take someone' s temp-
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#51 - hashketchum **User deleted account** (09/25/2012) [-]
I've been sick these past 3 days and no nurse has taken the temperature of my cock with her mouth.
I've been sick these past 3 days and no nurse has taken the temperature of my cock with her mouth.
#75 to #51 - chezburgadominator (09/25/2012) [-]
You're home sick too? Atleast Ik your feel..so take this squirrel.
You're home sick too? Atleast Ik your feel..so take this squirrel.
User avatar #64 to #51 - kidsquicker (09/25/2012) [-]
OP's got a doctorate in faggotry, I'm sure he'll give you a rectal temperature test.
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#4 to #1 - amazingfjer **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#70 to #18 - heronemis (09/25/2012) [-]
Was waiting for that ;)
User avatar #12 to #5 - anonymousattorney (09/24/2012) [-]
lol. I see what you did there.
User avatar #175 to #12 - HarvietheDinkle (09/25/2012) [-]
So, you're probably wondering why you got thumbed down.

As am I.
#23 - mazzyrazzy (09/25/2012) [-]
I honestly hate all forms of talking in porn. It's like talking during a movie.
I honestly hate all forms of talking in porn. It's like talking during a movie.
User avatar #38 to #23 - goldenpotato (09/25/2012) [-]
But, what about kinky talk? That doesn't get you at all?
User avatar #40 to #38 - mazzyrazzy (09/25/2012) [-]
Not even a little.
User avatar #41 to #40 - goldenpotato (09/25/2012) [-]
Well, I like it sometimes. Sometimes it feels forced, sometimes it doesn't. But other than that, I can agree with you.
#58 to #23 - asongulol (09/25/2012) [-]
Very often, Ms. Sasha Grey has laconic and philosophical dialogues. The more you know.jpg
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#27 to #23 - lukedempsey **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#99 - holypiez (09/25/2012) [-]
**holypiez rolled a random image posted in comment #427309 at Item Discussion ** other ways they get the temp
#100 to #99 - antagonizer (09/25/2012) [-]
Wow, relevant roll, congrats buddy.
Wow, relevant roll, congrats buddy.
User avatar #114 to #99 - PiMaker (09/25/2012) [-]
even your roll is amazed by your roll.
#9 - TwistedPizzaDude (09/24/2012) [-]
- Pornhub
- Laura lion ****** on bus
- some dude and laura lion get ****** on bus, very few people notice the entire video
- ending scene, shes tugging on him to make him cum
- everyone is suddenly crowding around them
- all waiting for him to cum
- he cums
- everyone starts to clap
#67 to #9 - xtremedeath (09/25/2012) [-]
Is it strange that i just watched this video 2 weeks ago from a different porn site called Lobstertube?   
   
MFW the whole video
Is it strange that i just watched this video 2 weeks ago from a different porn site called Lobstertube?

MFW the whole video
User avatar #104 to #9 - hsm (09/25/2012) [-]
i've seen that one.
User avatar #24 to #9 - gergen (09/25/2012) [-]
Somebody post a bigger version of this pic
User avatar #47 to #9 - anthonyh (09/25/2012) [-]
I was on the bus and can confirm this.
User avatar #49 to #47 - Lolzster (09/25/2012) [-]
I was the bus and I can confirm this.
User avatar #52 to #49 - secondlawprevails (09/25/2012) [-]
I was bus, and I am on confirm
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#68 to #52 - internetscaresme has deleted their comment [-]
#98 to #68 - cruzslzr (09/25/2012) [-]
good job.
User avatar #155 to #52 - edmin (09/25/2012) [-]
I was pornhub, and I can confirm this.
User avatar #14 to #9 - agentdennis (09/24/2012) [-]
This is true and I can validate it.
#8 - smalltimelime (09/24/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #48 to #8 - Lolzster (09/25/2012) [-]
sonic
wat r u doin
Sonic
STAHP
User avatar #11 to #8 - anonymousattorney (09/24/2012) [-]
I'd probably go out in the water and save poor Mr. Hedgehog there.
User avatar #16 to #8 - roflstorm (09/24/2012) [-]
ILL SAVE YOU LITTLE BUDDY!
#6 - zakvanloocke (09/24/2012) [-]
The porn he's watching
The porn he's watching
User avatar #35 to #6 - dryingpansrus (09/25/2012) [-]
...
User avatar #103 to #6 - hsm (09/25/2012) [-]
what is that from? i heard it's like a online cartoon or something, can you tell?
User avatar #13 to #6 - theawkwardbros (09/24/2012) [-]
Oh, Archer!

*clapclapclap*
#97 - huszti (09/25/2012) [-]
most popular german porn dialogue:
a woman has problems with her junction box and calls an electrician. a masked man arrives.
>"why is there straw laying everywhere?" <-man
>"why do you wear a mask?" <-woman
>"well.... then suck my dick"
>"okay" and she starts sucking his dick
pic related.
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#63 - cerealisticbeing **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #7 - biggrand (09/24/2012) [-]
> spankwire
> search sarah palin
> watch the one with druna
> look at the comments
> see a bunch of people arguing over the math problem at the begining
User avatar #26 to #7 - unlucki (09/25/2012) [-]
i want to but everyones awake so ill leave this comment here for later. unless someone has a screenshot
User avatar #76 - funkayjunkay (09/25/2012) [-]
**funkayjunkay rolled a random comment #2 posted by Lookinatstuff at kill that fly ** :
My problem is sometimes I picture it lifting off and flying around the room...
This is quality porn dialogue.
#66 - grimmwaters (09/25/2012) [-]
Where the **** is my chin
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#162 - awesomeunicorn **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#73 - alfjnn (09/25/2012) [-]
Am I the only one who watches Pornography for Story?

I treat it like a B-rate Drama, tbh.
User avatar #102 to #73 - hsm (09/25/2012) [-]
You aren't alone friend
User avatar #141 - FJPanda (09/25/2012) [-]
Guys what the hell is "Scat porn"?
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#149 to #141 - macarenaoftime (09/25/2012) [-]
if you want a fine example of that, look up two girls one cup
User avatar #178 to #149 - thebellboy (03/14/2014) [-]
That was the most disgusting thing ive seen in my entire ******* life im gona find yo and set your house ablaze!

#153 to #141 - hakusprite **User deleted account** (09/25/2012) [-]
This should help.
User avatar #154 to #153 - prozmbieeater (09/25/2012) [-]
I saw this back on 4chan and I immediately started raging and laughing.
#160 to #153 - coldfrozt (09/25/2012) [-]
hahaha almost laughed my ass off in class
#143 to #141 - riffz (09/25/2012) [-]
Well i heard it's REALLY ****** porn...
#147 to #143 - FJPanda (09/25/2012) [-]
Like the actual screen play is ****** ?
#148 to #147 - riffz (09/25/2012) [-]
Yea its pretty ****** .
#146 to #143 - kouchan ONLINE (09/25/2012) [-]
Oh god, I was gonna answer seriously, but that's just too perfect.
#80 - diablojoe (09/25/2012) [-]
**diablojoe rolled user captan ** Me and you, right here right now
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#90 to #80 - captan **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#91 to #90 - diablojoe (09/25/2012) [-]
Not a problem
#86 to #80 - crazybabies (09/25/2012) [-]
my hand is a penis
#87 to #86 - diablojoe (09/25/2012) [-]
Well then, you better...
#88 to #87 - diablojoe (09/25/2012) [-]
prepare
#89 to #88 - diablojoe (09/25/2012) [-]
your anus
#60 - makedonski (09/25/2012) [-]
That's unhealthy!
User avatar #37 - fedegon (09/25/2012) [-]
How about we post awesome dialogue that we really don't expect to find in porn?
“You believe that your side has suffered an injustice, and the other side are the aggressors. Nobody ever goes to war thinking they’re the ones at fault. Neither side is lying… Both sides believe they are in the right. Believing to be the side of justice opposing cruelty, both sides slaughter the other, feeling justified in their own cruelty.”
#54 to #37 - coshocker (09/25/2012) [-]
YES! I ******* LOVE YOU!

Monster Girl Quest is one of the only hentai games that ACTUALLY has a serious plot to it. I was pleased when I saw that. It warmed my very soul... Not to mention hentai along with a great plot
#165 to #54 - fedegon (09/25/2012) [-]
Exactly! I even shed a tear at the bad ending of chapter 2!
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#43 to #39 - fedegon (09/25/2012) [-]
Japanese game porn, to be specific, about a boy who is constantly raped by weird japanese girl-monsters.
Monster Girl Quest, it is quite awesome for its game mechanics also, it will serve a nice excuse.
That is all considering you're into anime.
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#50 to #46 - anon (09/25/2012) [-]
FULL MOON!!!
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