Morbid for Runescapers. For anyone that remember the sandwich lady random event , everyone wanted to kill this bitch , if you chose incorrectly (which is a big  runescape
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Morbid for Runescapers

Morbid for Runescapers. For anyone that remember the sandwich lady random event , everyone wanted to kill this bitch , if you chose incorrectly (which is a big

For anyone that remember the sandwich lady random event , everyone wanted to kill this bitch , if you chose incorrectly (which is a big possibilty if you're in a rush) she knocks you out , has sex with your unconcious body , and you wake up in some random location..

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Submitted: 07/26/2012
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User avatar #8 - themegafailtroll (07/26/2012) [-]
I SAID BAGUETTE MOTHER ******
User avatar #58 to #8 - baguette (05/22/2013) [-]
wow ok, sorry.

sup?
User avatar #59 to #58 - themegafailtroll (05/23/2013) [-]
Finally you're here.
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#9 to #8 - fivewordminimum **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#10 - anon (07/27/2012) [-]
I have terrible Nightmares of her in my youth, i was noob back then and dicided to run from her, she chased ,me across runescape and killed me In wizard tower 3rd floor, she is pure EVIL
#39 - spyrall (07/27/2012) [-]
mfw i got her
#23 - anon (07/27/2012) [-]
User avatar #1 - thevenomproject (07/26/2012) [-]
is that someone's toe in the top-left corner?
User avatar #2 to #1 - gallantmon (07/26/2012) [-]
That's actually the baguette , but I took the screenshot in an angle that makes it look small
#3 to #2 - thevenomproject (07/26/2012) [-]
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how do you take a screenshot at an angle?
#4 to #3 - gallantmon (07/26/2012) [-]
Well , the items used to spin around , so I basicly caught the baguette at a bad angle lol
User avatar #5 to #4 - thevenomproject (07/26/2012) [-]
ooh, right :P I'm dumb.
#6 to #1 - rothingham (07/26/2012) [-]
Nope, that's OP's dick
#37 - patriotpenguin ONLINE (07/27/2012) [-]
all of my hate
User avatar #45 to #37 - tkuja (07/27/2012) [-]
i collected strange plant fruits, had about 700

now i hear you can collect them easily..
User avatar #11 - standingbehindyou (07/27/2012) [-]
Ah, is this an anti-bot measure?
Like she forces interaction with you, you have to choose the correct item, you get a free item (baguette) for your trouble if you're a human, and if you're a bot she kills you if you run away / teleports you if you choose the wrong one?
User avatar #40 to #11 - turtlecat (07/27/2012) [-]
It is but it also sucks if you go AFK for skills like woodcutting or fishing and come back every 3-4 minutes and find yourself either dead or in a completely different part of the map. I died so many times from sea trolls while fishing.
User avatar #22 to #11 - natanhiel (07/27/2012) [-]
Yep.
#24 - alucardshellhound (07/27/2012) [-]
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#48 to #24 - anon (07/27/2012) [-]
>were were
User avatar #50 to #48 - whitcher (07/27/2012) [-]
were here
User avatar #49 to #24 - whitcher (07/27/2012) [-]
**** son that's deep.
#31 - anon (07/27/2012) [-]
every post i've seen today of runescape is making it look bad. runescape is a good game, so why not show us some good bits??
User avatar #35 to #31 - patriotpenguin ONLINE (07/27/2012) [-]
have you not seen the new combat system?
User avatar #33 to #31 - FuckOffNow (07/27/2012) [-]
Playing RS since 2003 and i've been a member for 7 of those 9 years. Like gallantmoon says this game isn't bad in and of itself. Instead Jagex is alienating people with these stupid pay IRL money for in game benefits.
Also they spend to much time on crap like squeal and the gielinor games and not enough times on quality quests.
For ***** sake some of these quest lines have been going on for over 8 years at least.
/endrant
#32 to #31 - gallantmon (07/27/2012) [-]
I played runescape for 5 solid years from 2005 , and I can tell you , it has gotten worse and worse every year , it's not the game itself that is bad , but it's Jagex who are constantly shoving adverts and incentives for being a member in everyone's face every 2 weeks .. they're trying way too hard , to me , the community aspect of the game is gone , and that was a big part why I played.
User avatar #25 - tztok (07/27/2012) [-]
She always left me curious. I would be wearing that would survive a freaking godsword or the fury of Graardor, and here she is knocking me out with a piece of bread. Some armour I have.
User avatar #7 - TheCanadianPatriot (07/26/2012) [-]
Having worked in a bread shop I find this quiet easy, it's the top left.
#27 - jimbobji (07/27/2012) [-]
MFW I've never once played Runescape and don't get these jokes.
User avatar #36 to #27 - patriotpenguin ONLINE (07/27/2012) [-]
picture this: your in in a place that is hard to reach and then in a flash your teleported to the ass end of the map
#42 to #27 - anon (07/27/2012) [-]
Sandwich lady gives you a sandwich for free, but it has to be a specific one. If you don't know what the sandwich she offers is, or if you misclick, she teleports you all the ******* way across the world.

So we all hate her because whenever we're doing something important (like fighting a monster you're about to kill, or someplace hard to get, etc. etc.) she pops up, offers us a sandwich, and most of the time you misclick/get it wrong, and she teleports you all the way to the other side of the world.
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#21 - anon (07/27/2012) [-]
THERE'S NEVER A BAGUETTE!
User avatar #44 - herecomesjohnny (07/27/2012) [-]
....but there is no baguette.
User avatar #47 to #44 - herecomesjohnny (07/27/2012) [-]
why am i being thumbed down? are we not talking about the bread?
#52 to #47 - vexaton ONLINE (07/28/2012) [-]
Are you stupid?
User avatar #53 to #52 - herecomesjohnny (07/28/2012) [-]
Apparently not since i don't play the damn game.
User avatar #54 to #53 - vexaton ONLINE (07/28/2012) [-]
The description explains everything... If you pick wrong, you get randomly teleported. There is no baguette, so you are doomed! If you are in a place that takes a while to get to, or would be **** if you tellyed away, then that sucks for you! And you're always in a good spot when she decides to show up.
User avatar #55 to #54 - herecomesjohnny (07/28/2012) [-]
i kinda got it with the pic, but thanks
User avatar #56 to #55 - vexaton ONLINE (07/28/2012) [-]
You're welcome. I'm not trying to be mean btw. The internet kinda makes every single line of text sound like a raging ****** in your head xD
#15 - CyrilKeir ONLINE (07/27/2012) [-]
*Hic* 'Ello, Matey!   
   
   
THAT was my morbid. o.o
*Hic* 'Ello, Matey!


THAT was my morbid. o.o
User avatar #16 to #15 - SwiftNinja (07/27/2012) [-]
Why? Nothing happens ******** . You get free **** and he dissapears.
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User avatar #18 to #17 - SwiftNinja (07/27/2012) [-]
The **** are you on about? We're talking about the drunken dwarf
User avatar #51 to #18 - CyrilKeir ONLINE (07/28/2012) [-]
If you never answered the drunken dwarf he started throwing rocks at you...

And sometimes even if you did answer him, his kebabs would be bad, and you'd lose health.

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#57 - anon (07/30/2012) [-]
I had one of these once, right when I was done fishing and cooking at Karamja. I woke up at Draynor bank. FREE TELEPORT :D
User avatar #46 - conspiracist (07/27/2012) [-]
ahahahaha i loved this game
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