War Declaration on femanazis. Why am I making these . Because I believe in funnyjunk and I truly think that with just a few crazy past events posted on here you Femanists femanazi femaleader brad bradley Josh Carlos
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War Declaration on femanazis

War Declaration on femanazis. Why am I making these . Because I believe in funnyjunk and I truly think that with just a few crazy past events posted on here you
War Declaration on femanazis. Why am I making these . Because I believe in funnyjunk and I truly think that with just a few crazy past events posted on here you
War Declaration on femanazis. Why am I making these . Because I believe in funnyjunk and I truly think that with just a few crazy past events posted on here you
War Declaration on femanazis. Why am I making these . Because I believe in funnyjunk and I truly think that with just a few crazy past events posted on here you
War Declaration on femanazis. Why am I making these . Because I believe in funnyjunk and I truly think that with just a few crazy past events posted on here you

Why am I making these . Because I believe in funnyjunk and I truly think that with just a few crazy past events posted on here you can all have a ******* good laugh. 7 more left. Night

story 4. Lets do this but first as always
GROUND RULES YAY. Now many people are
saying that these stories are fake. Thats
fine. However The ones whom trust me and
believe in this story then here is the
information you want. 10 Points.
Point 1: What happened to hesso.. She was
suspended then later expelled.
Point 2: Why didn' t I press charges?. Simple
I was by myself boarding in the states at
the time and I was in no position, at the
time to go to court. Pm from (ENGLAND) At
the time I was really homesick and just
tried to deal with teamleader and the other
feminazis.
Point 3: Will Carlos and I make a comic or
do a livestream?. Maybe Carlos is on my
sofa high as **** so later I' ll ask him.
Point 4: Why wasn' t Teamleader expelled?.
Her mom or mum was a powerful person
that could be the reason however, just read
and find out.
Point 5: Who stabbed me o.. Her name was
Molly and Yes she was expelled on the
spot.
Point w. Why did the teacher save me etc?
He' s also the dorm Master so basically he
leaves ******* late at night plus if you guys
had a mental image of the dorms and the
school you would understand how it
happend etc.
Point 7: Carlos.
Point 8: Did the rape charges get dropped o..
Yes. And why am I not going mental about
it. I had this summer to deal with it and It
kinda faded away on its own. Guys no joke
it' s always better to try and sort this ****
out with the school then the law. Because
at the end of the day the law can cause way
more damage than less.
Point 9: Is there a war. Yes there is. A huge
one and honestly. Thats when people start
getting sent home from boarding, Expelled
and (Juvenile prison)
Point 10: Will Carlos and I show our faces at
on with the story. So this is going to be
a giant ******* story so please go take a
**** , piss or whatever because ***** about
to fly. Plus Pm not even kidding guys thanks
for all the comments.
I will tell you what Carlos and I will be doing
after This summer as well. But later.
So it was late November and our football
team was trying to get a spot in the
playoffs. Now when it comes to football
Carlos is a king at pocket QB. He also takes
all of this **** seriously like hes a new
person when we play football. Back In
england he hated soccer so seeing him
enjoying sport was a rare and wonderful
thing. It was 13 to us and 18 to them with
No time left on the clock. It was tth down
and we went for it. Carlos threw a huge 57
yard ball but our dropped the ball. This
resulted in our loss. I don' t think I' seen
so many " year olds to 18 year olds cry.
Including Carlos and I. If you’ re off chinese
ethnicity you don' t get many chances to
play Quarterback thats just how it is.... so
to him it was a big deal..
But anyway we can talk about football
stories another time.
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#62 - cerig (08/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
stickied by arena
Seriously, someone needs to contact admin to hook this guy up with an animator or something. This **** is pure gold.
#11 - arena (08/27/2014) [+] (10 replies)
stickied by arena
As users we need to make sure this site stays Funny. So I will post all the past events I have with Carlos until my fingers bleed.
#23 - topfeg (08/27/2014) [-]
"Because I'm Chinese and He will force me to make him Nike shoes." ******* lost it there
#3 - slowshade (08/27/2014) [-]
"He's not black he has a skin condition"


******* Carlos man
#44 - SirSchmoopy (08/27/2014) [-]
Man, I haven't been this hyped about the next part of a story since those "Beta Cringe God" stories and of course, the legendary "Fats McGee and his Retard Three". You will go down in history, good sir!
User avatar #75 to #44 - leown (08/27/2014) [-]
you wouldnt happen to have a link to the BCG? i never saw the ending
#130 to #75 - Vegeto (08/27/2014) [-]
**Vegeto rolled image**

www.funnyjunk.com/user/magillagurilla

magillagurilla is the one with all the BCG stories.
User avatar #173 to #130 - leown (08/27/2014) [-]
gracias!
User avatar #102 to #44 - ubermaster (08/27/2014) [-]
All aboard the Hype Train!
User avatar #237 to #44 - tmoread (08/27/2014) [-]
Can't forget the glorious McDisasters
#170 to #44 - Rascal (08/27/2014) [-]
Don't forget about the story of Neil
User avatar #184 to #170 - ugottanked (08/27/2014) [-]
haypil
#266 to #221 - kristofe (08/27/2014) [-]
whens the one after 5 coming out
#268 to #221 - rebjar (08/27/2014) [-]
**rebjar rolled image** more

MORE

MOREE

MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#36 - GuessWhatChickenBu (08/27/2014) [-]
lariats = Carlos lassoed that whale like a rodeo cowboy
#132 to #36 - Rascal (08/27/2014) [-]
Thank you
User avatar #122 to #36 - norkas (08/27/2014) [-]
It's a professional wrestling move I think.

arena, which was it? Lasso, or running tackle?
User avatar #198 to #122 - qpcugh (08/27/2014) [-]
It's better known as a Closeline, cause when done correctly it looks like someone ran into a clothes line
User avatar #275 to #198 - norkas (08/28/2014) [-]
I thought the lariat was the running variant.
User avatar #279 to #275 - qpcugh (08/28/2014) [-]
You are technically correct, the best kind of correct. My bad.. However I'm lazy and refer to it all as closelines
User avatar #109 to #2 - alphabetagama (08/27/2014) [-]
Thank you for your posts.
They gave me a huge justice boner.
User avatar #205 to #2 - shiningfinger (08/27/2014) [-]
Could you mention me when you post it? I don't want to miss this **** .
#6 to #2 - thedarkkight (08/27/2014) [-]
goodnight
#26 to #2 - mariopimp (08/27/2014) [-]
9 HOURS!!! goddamnit!!!!!! waiting man....waiting....
9 HOURS!!! goddamnit!!!!!! waiting man....waiting....
User avatar #46 to #2 - elmarcocfc (08/27/2014) [-]
Tell Carlos if I ever meet, I'm buying him a beer.
User avatar #53 to #46 - arena (08/27/2014) [-]
where gonna livestream in a couple of days do it then.
User avatar #77 to #53 - pwnedomega (08/27/2014) [-]
Hellllll yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh o I love this kinda ****
User avatar #240 to #77 - mrpotatofudge (08/27/2014) [-]
Last Funnyjunk user live stream we had a man shat himself
hope its equally as entertaining
#24 - meatyclaws (08/27/2014) [-]
OP I thought this was gonna be another normal day here at FJ...
I swear if this story ends with "walk the dinosaur" i'll gonginsane
User avatar #25 to #24 - arena (08/27/2014) [-]
Thats stupid.
User avatar #7 - shieeetposter ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
******* CARLOS

GOD I WANT TO ******* TOUCH YOU SO HARD
#5 - legoslayer (08/27/2014) [-]
Carlos, you magnificent bastard.
Carlos, you magnificent bastard.
#4 - brisineo (08/27/2014) [-]
You don't mess with Carlos.
You don't mess with Carlos.
#49 - akho (08/27/2014) [-]
mfw
#33 - victhree (08/27/2014) [-]
This should be made into an anime. It's got everything:

-Average, awkward main character.
-Comedic ethnic sidekick.
-School setting.
-Girls with weird hair colour.
-Transfer students.
-Epic fights against evil.

I dare you tell me you wouldn't watch the **** out of it.
User avatar #165 to #33 - rawryrawr ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
i would watch the **** out of this
#96 to #33 - Rascal (08/27/2014) [-]
Not everything is about anime you ******* weaboo.
#97 to #96 - victhree (08/27/2014) [-]
le anonimers
#100 to #97 - Rascal (08/27/2014) [-]
I posted as anon because I'd get flooded with hate for saying the world doesn't revolve around anime.If I was baiting I'd use an alt account.
User avatar #111 to #100 - victhree (08/27/2014) [-]
I'm really not into anime. I rarely watch it, my anime phase was years ago, and it wasn't even that hard.

I was just pointing **** out.
User avatar #154 to #96 - snipys (08/27/2014) [-]
Who the **** cares you ******* bitching anon
User avatar #55 to #33 - saltyfries (08/27/2014) [-]
I would out of the fact that it's not stock characters and that these ************* have personality, you hear that arena, you mofos got style!
User avatar #34 to #33 - arena (08/27/2014) [-]
The **** you calling awkward.
User avatar #35 to #34 - victhree (08/27/2014) [-]
it's just that Carlos makes everyone else look like a ******* disney princess.
#212 to #34 - kazene (08/27/2014) [-]
victhree does have a point.
victhree does have a point.
User avatar #9 - hellbomber (08/27/2014) [-]
These posts are quickly becoming my favorite thing in years on this site.
#19 - vicecomx ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
The relationship you and Carlos have is like the relationship between Michael and Trevor. You keep trying to stick to the plan and he puts something of his own inside.
User avatar #146 to #19 - Thundergod ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
And sometimes, it's his penis.
#160 to #146 - vicecomx ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
hfw
hfw
#98 - luckyxiii ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
I'm sorry as soon as I read that part I had to make this immediately, it was pure gold.
#99 to #98 - luckyxiii ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
Also here is the blank pic of this if someone wants to make their own
User avatar #15 - phenact (08/27/2014) [-]
"Carlos: I refuse to work with tunde"
He then saved him from femaleader

what the **** are carlos' motives man?
User avatar #18 to #15 - cuntism (08/27/2014) [-]
If it's a toss up between not helping someone because of a minor, most probably banter-inspired grievance, or helping them and getting to ***** with a femiwhale, what would you go with ?
#32 to #15 - Rascal (08/27/2014) [-]
Carlos sounds like the ultimate Bro.... none stop ripping on each other and himself.
#37 to #15 - Rascal (08/27/2014) [-]
say **** that will get you raging, but he still got yo back
#41 to #37 - Rascal (08/27/2014) [-]
**** , double post
#39 to #15 - Rascal (08/27/2014) [-]
say **** that will have you raging but he still got yo back tho
#38 - victhree (08/27/2014) [-]
"He's not black, he has a skin condition"   
   
God damnit, everyone needs a Carlos.
"He's not black, he has a skin condition"

God damnit, everyone needs a Carlos.
#78 - bakinboy (08/27/2014) [-]
Carlos. you are my hero. may your flying kicks always land true.
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