Swimming day.. If you want to read the others please go to my profile and click on posts. see you later. I will not be releasing the next story tonight. Because Carlos brad feminazi feminists 4Chan
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Swimming day.

Swimming day.. If you want to read the others please go to my profile and click on posts. see you later. I will not be releasing the next story tonight. Because
Swimming day.. If you want to read the others please go to my profile and click on posts. see you later. I will not be releasing the next story tonight. Because
Swimming day.. If you want to read the others please go to my profile and click on posts. see you later. I will not be releasing the next story tonight. Because
Swimming day.. If you want to read the others please go to my profile and click on posts. see you later. I will not be releasing the next story tonight. Because

If you want to read the others please go to my profile and click on posts. see you later

I will not be releasing the next story tonight.
Because I really want to sleep, its like ******* 00: 31.
Plus I have to drive Josh home. The mother ******
refuses to leave unless I take him to a place " THIS
IS IN THE UK:) called shrektastic in Barnet. So Here
is a little story to get you guys threw the night. So
this is the story of how Josh got us banned from the
school pool for a year.
So its november and the school pool was heated.
Myself and Carlos decided to take a swim seeing as it
was a saturday and a perk of being a boarder ment,
**** we basically have the school to ourselves.
We can use the field and everything except the main
school building and other class rooms. Or we would
have trashed femalealert holy **** hole long ago.
Me: Yo lets go swimming.
Carlos: No.
Me: Why?
Carlos: Sharks.
Me: Omg not this **** again, youve " you piece of
**** you know there aren' t sharks in a pool.
Carlos: Youve right.
Me: so.... Let go swimming.
Carlos: I can' t.
Me: WHY"
Carlos: Because hammerhead sharks.
After 20 minutes ish, he finally said yes. Plus I only
remember this because of the stupid conversation.
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User avatar #4 - nicetrydingleberry (08/28/2014) [+] (10 replies)
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You and Carlos need a yotube channel or some **** .
Seriously .
#3 - grimagination (08/28/2014) [-]
carlos's tunde 			****		 always 			*******		 gets me
carlos's tunde **** always ******* gets me
User avatar #30 to #3 - nommonsterbaa (08/28/2014) [-]
I don't understand "Tunde"
#42 to #30 - sparkshock (08/28/2014) [-]
Africa
User avatar #35 to #30 - oxymoronking (08/28/2014) [-]
neither do i
User avatar #41 to #35 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2014) [-]
Stereotypical African name he uses for his Negro friend

nommonsterbaa
#9 - awyissss ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
"No sharks, hammerhead sharks, dolphins, Mr. Fantastic or Tom Brady will be in the pool."
"I've got a better idea. Let's go swimming"

God ******* Damnit Carlos
#68 - spokengro (08/28/2014) [-]
Aaa Carlos. Never fails to amaze me.
#2 - Berzerkerwar (08/28/2014) [-]
God these are good

I have a huge boner every time on of these is posted.
#21 to #15 - Rascal (08/28/2014) [-]
Seriously, post these stories around, especially somewhere where everyone can easily read them in the future. This **** is incredible.
#22 to #15 - shitflippingpattie (08/28/2014) [-]
Again, thanks man. Very helpful
User avatar #82 to #15 - naroleth (08/28/2014) [-]
do you live in Barnet when you come back to the UK? that's not far from me!
#17 - theyseemeskatin (08/28/2014) [-]
Carlos is love, Carlor is life.
#45 to #17 - pedestrianx (08/28/2014) [-]
True, Carlor is life
#73 - Sabor (08/28/2014) [-]
>"ITS BECAUSE HE'S BLACK"   
   
Completely expected it. Still lost it.
>"ITS BECAUSE HE'S BLACK"

Completely expected it. Still lost it.
#10 - sadian (08/28/2014) [-]
Do you live near Barnet? You guys actually aren't too far from me
User avatar #115 to #10 - iamgriffman (08/28/2014) [-]
same here, like 5 minute drive for me
User avatar #60 to #10 - zetazayinseven (08/28/2014) [-]
if you live in europe period nobody lives very far away from you
User avatar #63 to #10 - andranadu (08/28/2014) [-]
same
i could walk to barnet from my house
#13 - punishlife (08/28/2014) [-]
"It's because he's black"   
 god damn i lost it. Much love to Carlos
"It's because he's black"
god damn i lost it. Much love to Carlos
#109 - uve (08/28/2014) [-]
you guys live near barnet/finchley
thats the close to where i live

i hope i never run into you motheruckers
#85 - KievLeviathan ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
#7 - YeYouKnoMe (08/28/2014) [-]
******* hell, vomit lmao, this reminds me of a good story with my brother and 3 girls, we were on that one pirate ship ride where it swings back and forth (image for reference) my brother gets nauseous he's a pussy when it comes to rides I guess, anyway we're in the middle and these girls are on the other side facing us, my brother pukes all over the place and some of it slides by them(rides rocking back and forth gets on feet) so one of the girls you can tell is grossed out and hurls all over her friend and it starts a chain reaction of puke everywhere, puddles of it they have stop the ride for a few hours to clean it and it was a pain in the ass just to get off of the ride without slipping.
#5 - skorpius (08/28/2014) [-]
Tunde
#12 - norkas (08/28/2014) [-]
Carlos is ******* crazy, but in an absolutely awesome way.

tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrazyAwesome

<carlos' fw
User avatar #20 to #12 - evictedone ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
I have to ask since tvtropes has split that page up, but did Carlos actually get a mention somewhere? Or were you just, basically, nominating him for an entry?
User avatar #52 to #20 - norkas (08/28/2014) [-]
Nah, just pointing it out.
#6 - kristofe (08/28/2014) [-]
it is 2:30 in the morning here and i was staying up just a little longer expecting another story about feminazi's and i got this. It is still a good story but it is like a filler in an anime.
User avatar #66 - CoolStoryBrosky (08/28/2014) [-]
I've been skipping over these. Are they worth reading?
User avatar #81 to #66 - teranin ONLINE (08/28/2014) [-]
Your ******* name
Your ******* bad decision regarding cool stories
what the ****
#67 to #66 - Rascal (08/28/2014) [-]
Yes.
#55 - topfeg (08/28/2014) [-]
&quot;Lets go swimming.&quot;    
&quot;No.&quot;   
&quot;I have a better idea.&quot;   
&quot;What?&quot;   
&quot;Lets go swimming.&quot;   
Jesus 			*******		 christ this is gold
"Lets go swimming."
"No."
"I have a better idea."
"What?"
"Lets go swimming."
Jesus ******* christ this is gold
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