Friendzone. Level: Titanic. Not OC Dumb bitch.... Duh... you' re so cute Jack, but I prefer to he with you as El Friend.... You wanna know friendzone? I have liked this girl from the day we met, she openly told my best friend that she liked me back, and I asked her out, she came up w Titanic friendzone Rose jack
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Friendzone. Level: Titanic

Friendzone. Level: Titanic. Not OC Dumb bitch.... Duh... you' re so cute Jack, but I prefer to he with you as El Friend.... You wanna know friendzone? I have liked this girl from the day we met, she openly told my best friend that she liked me back, and I asked her out, she came up w

Not OC
Dumb bitch...

Duh... you' re so cute Jack,
but I prefer to he with you
as El Friend...
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#160 - anon (04/21/2012) [-]
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#87 - sopsop (04/21/2012) [-]
Move on.
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#154 to #149 - sopsop (04/21/2012) [-]
Moral of the story: Err'buddies a cunt.   
Now, to dance it all away.
Moral of the story: Err'buddies a cunt.
Now, to dance it all away.
#164 to #149 - hatemountain (04/21/2012) [-]
mfw everything went all killer psychosis
mfw everything went all killer psychosis
#176 to #149 - imrickjamesiii (04/21/2012) [-]
the **** ? terrible ending lol
#115 to #87 - Jorgin (04/21/2012) [-]
<-- rest of FJ who strongly believes they are friendzoned forever and will never get out because beta as 			****		.
<-- rest of FJ who strongly believes they are friendzoned forever and will never get out because beta as **** .
#151 to #115 - anon (04/21/2012) [-]
whats the name of the video this is from?
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#183 to #151 - anon (04/21/2012) [-]
Going to the store. It's hilarious as **** , I might add. :)
#117 to #115 - Jorgin (04/21/2012) [-]
to you, of course.
#85 - uberugo (04/21/2012) [-]
Alright Faggots.

Let's get something straight. Friendzoning is NOT the problem. The problem is when girls friendzone good guys, then complain about the bad boys. Getting friendzoned just means they don't like you, which is okay. But when they sit there and constantly complain about how all guys are douchebags that's when there's a problem. How ******* retarded do you have to be to realize someone isn't going to be good to you?



tl;dr friendzoning isn't the problem, being told by girls that all guys are douchebags when they specifically go for douchebags IS the problem
#124 to #85 - comradewinter (04/21/2012) [-]
Everyone's attracted to stuff they can't have. Douchebags act like they own the entire world, and every girl wants to become a part of that. Having some guy slave for you is more like a friend thing, it seems.

My best friend is kinda alpha, while the others I hang around with are more beta than me. Even though the alphafriend is kind of an ass at times, I still prefer hangin around my superior than the others. No idea why, but it happens.
#91 to #85 - SenRikyu (04/21/2012) [-]
I can agree with that, but it is also really lame when a girl is totally all over you and wants to mess around but absolutely will not date you... I mean wtf.
User avatar #95 to #91 - mmajunkie (04/21/2012) [-]
that is ideal, why would you turn that down?
User avatar #184 to #95 - ironhyde (04/21/2012) [-]
because not all men, no matter how attractive they are to other women, are into women for the possibility of sex....i'd be more turned off for by a women who wouldn't date me but would **** me.
User avatar #195 to #184 - mmajunkie (04/22/2012) [-]
That's because you're beta as **** .
#196 to #195 - ironhyde (04/23/2012) [-]
not really. just have a less chance of dying with an STD and a wife that im not in love with and stuck with out of wedlock... and more of a chance of marrying a fine ass woman and settling down happily.
User avatar #198 to #196 - mmajunkie (04/23/2012) [-]
That is really ignorant... good luck with that plan.
User avatar #199 to #198 - ironhyde (04/23/2012) [-]
its true though...i dont know a single guy who is out there getting any and every girl he wanted who is truly happy. yeah they're banging left and right and cheating..but when the time comes, when they're finally ready to settle down everyone in their social circle knows that hes a whore, so then he doesn't only keep whoring around because he's alpha, he just can't stop because he really doesn't have much of a choice. I'm not saying this is exactly what happens but this is what i hear every single time from men and women who constantly live their life "YOLO" and get depressed when they finally want that "one" and cant get it. and if by avoiding this im 'beta' then so be it...but it doesn't make us pussies or less of men. if anything it'd be easier on us all if more men were beta.
User avatar #200 to #199 - mmajunkie (04/23/2012) [-]
So you base life lessons off of your small group of friends? I resort back to my previous comment. It's pretty easy to tell you're rather young, but that is no excuse for ignorance.
User avatar #201 to #200 - ironhyde (04/23/2012) [-]
its a whole lot different when im basing my desicions not off of my 'small group of friends' but off of the very many people i have met in my life...im not ignorant. and im not stupid. im not going to set my self up for disaster..i understand why people go out there and live life the way they do. doesnt mean i have to agree nor abide by it. i like to learn from other peoples experiences and mistakes...that doesnt make me ignorant. my second comment was ignorant, admittedly. and i also understand that being able to get any woman is a fine perk..or gift. however, i believe that an alpha man is a man who would choose a beautiful relationship with a beautiful woman than a man who would have sex with any woman.
#103 to #95 - SenRikyu (04/21/2012) [-]
lol
#138 to #85 - glenbluez (04/21/2012) [-]
All i know is that everyone sees that girls go for douche bags, and when you really think about it if you end up with that girl people are going to look at you as that douche bag that she is with, and the cycle goes on. So girls will eventually go with the good guy yes, but in the end you still look like a douche bag by everyone because they either want that girl or they just don't like you. i know this from experience.
All i know is that everyone sees that girls go for douche bags, and when you really think about it if you end up with that girl people are going to look at you as that douche bag that she is with, and the cycle goes on. So girls will eventually go with the good guy yes, but in the end you still look like a douche bag by everyone because they either want that girl or they just don't like you. i know this from experience.
#79 - dolankiin (04/21/2012) [-]
**dolankiin rolls 03,015,847**
#49 - trinitex (04/21/2012) [-]
maybe thatll teach her to share the 			*******		 raft
maybe thatll teach her to share the ******* raft
#6 - plataeiou ONLINE (04/21/2012) [-]
What? Rose would never go with Jack!
#55 to #6 - truklin (04/21/2012) [-]
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#8 to #6 - webclaw (04/21/2012) [-]
I duno... I'm a dude and I'd do Jack Harkness
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User avatar #23 to #20 - tehweave (04/21/2012) [-]
That is a fair scale.
#16 to #8 - joshofsouls (04/21/2012) [-]
I would fondle his manly bits if he asked me to.
#50 to #8 - plataeiou ONLINE (04/21/2012) [-]
You, sir. You win.
You, sir. You win.
User avatar #12 to #8 - thepinkestofthepie ONLINE (04/21/2012) [-]
YES.
#1 - Closebehind (04/20/2012) [-]
You wanna know friendzone? I have liked this girl from the day we met, she openly told my best friend that she liked me back, and I asked her out, she came up with some excuse and that was that. We became best friends, but we continuously flirted with each other, come to the point of almost kissing a couple times. I brought her to a dance and the whole week leading up to it she was talking to my best friend about kissing me. It never ended up happening, in fact by the end of the night we fought and didn't talk for a week. Now I we're all good, and yesterday we went shopping with two other friends. As we were eating, the other girls mentioned embarrassing stories. I mentioned two about my ex (our embarrassing sexual experiences lol). Well we continued shopping and she told me that my stories upset her. Basically that she was jealous. But when she talks about nearly dating other guys and I get jealous she gets angry at me. She has me wrapped around the tip of my finger and basically, "Wants me to be hers, without her being mine." It hurts to bad. just kinda wanted to vent.

Pic related : She's in the white dress (the one she wore to the dance) standing with my best friend (in black dress)
User avatar #22 to #1 - ferrettamer (04/21/2012) [-]
The one in the black dress likes you. Of course, I have no idea, but she might.
User avatar #77 to #22 - Closebehind (04/21/2012) [-]
The one in the black dress like loves me :/
User avatar #128 to #77 - ferrettamer (04/21/2012) [-]
So, you friendzoned her?
User avatar #134 to #128 - Closebehind (04/21/2012) [-]
She was ******* some other guy and constantly told me about it, then told me how she felt. kinda hard to want her.
#40 to #1 - anon (04/21/2012) [-]
I kinda know the feeling too

There is this one guy I really like and we have been flirting almost the whole school year, we've go so much in common and we've been hanging out alot. Recently we had one week of vacation and when I came back to school he and another girl in class where all over each other and now they're together and I have to watch them being all over each other in class 5 times a week and he is still smiling at me, flirting with me and asking me if I still love him.

Ah life, gotta love it
#191 to #1 - mexybeast (04/21/2012) [-]
> Girl i've Known since 3rd grade.
> Start falling for her in the 5th grade.
> Been in love with her all the way to 10th grade.
> BEST ******* friend known him since kindergarten
> we tell each other everything. (what best buds do right?)... I tell him im in love with her
> the day after that me and him start making plans of having this 3 day camp out with 2 other friends
> Other 2 friends dont end up showing up so my best friend decides to let me choose someone to come.
> i tell her to come with us, she says yes... I'm all excited since i get to actually spend 3 whole nights with her.
> first night all 3 of us start telling each other about our lifes e.t.c...
> We eventually get into the subject of "who do you like?"
> She says its someone in this room.
> I'm getting real excited and happy
> My friend leaves the room for awhile.
> So i ask her again "who do you like then?"... she then replies with " i like (My bestfriends name)"
> I immediately feel hurt
> My friend walks back in "so who do you like then?"
> I immediately reply "She likes you bro." My bestfriend looks at me saying "im sorry bro" in spanish. Since she wont understand spanish.
> from there on out she starts messing with my friend as in wrestling him, touching him e.t.c...
> He starts flirting back grabbing her and such with me watching...They start laying down in the bed together while i try to ignore them since it's hurting to watch them flirt.
> i eventually glance over occasionally to see what they are doing.
> i see them holding hands, going under the covers laughing... i start thinking "i cant watch this"... Then they start kissing.
> I get up and grab my stuff and walk out of his house. last thing i heard "dude where are you going?".... i walk 2 miles home.
> Worst. Emotional. Pain. I. have Ever Experienced.
> i still love her....
#9 to #1 - anon (04/21/2012) [-]
1/10   
   
would not bang
1/10

would not bang
User avatar #31 to #9 - anderslugter (04/21/2012) [-]
Dude... Bin there, and there is only one thing for a guy like you to do! I know this is an old kliche, but you have to let her go... And then go party, **** whoeever you want, dont care if she gets jealous! If she gets jealous, she will come to you! If the bitch want a douschebag, give the goddamn bitch a douchebag! Trust me, i have bin in your position! Maybe she wont come back to you btw, but you are not her slave! You are you! (and you are beautiffull)
#140 to #9 - lordmoldywart (04/21/2012) [-]
It's not like you're going to get a super model though is it


#78 to #1 - anon (04/21/2012) [-]
Maybe you should just leave her alone, when she wants you she'll probably contact you.
User avatar #118 to #1 - jinjo (04/21/2012) [-]
Grow a pair.
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User avatar #100 to #97 - Closebehind (04/21/2012) [-]
lmao I wish it was, nah I'm just venting my stuff :/
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#11 to #1 - becausefuckyoutoo (04/21/2012) [-]
Ignore her, ignore her as much as possible, when you see her, smile politely and leave, when she texts you, don't answer, she'll start to miss you (if not, move on) and realize what she's done, she's only keeping you hooked just in case, or she's insecure about what she wants, stringing you along but not committing to you, if unable to do so, stay best friends and hope for 			****		 to change OR talk to her about and figure it out once and for all.
Ignore her, ignore her as much as possible, when you see her, smile politely and leave, when she texts you, don't answer, she'll start to miss you (if not, move on) and realize what she's done, she's only keeping you hooked just in case, or she's insecure about what she wants, stringing you along but not committing to you, if unable to do so, stay best friends and hope for **** to change OR talk to her about and figure it out once and for all.
#3 to #1 - papitodeloshelados ONLINE (04/20/2012) [-]
sorry for that dude, I hope you find an awesome girl in the future
#15 to #1 - madjackwack (04/21/2012) [-]
similar situation bro, but I've just blocked her from my life and life is SO MUCH BETTER. there is no pain and i can focus on other things.
similar situation bro, but I've just blocked her from my life and life is SO MUCH BETTER. there is no pain and i can focus on other things.
#137 to #15 - anon (04/21/2012) [-]
Same here. At first she was almost a genuine angel, but thats because she sucked me into a friendship and didn't let me go beyond that point. After backing out of that "friendship" (I only say "friendship" like that because she treated me like **** while I told her numerously how beautiful she was), i started trying to view her as a third person spectator, aka a stranger. After viewing her like I never met her before, I started realizing how much of a bitch she was, telling lies and throwing friends away like chewed pieces of gum. I never talked to her again, she transforms into mega-bitch mode, and we get into an argument (we always do because she loves fighting, being the bitch she is). However, this time i didn't apologize and i ignored her from then on (i always apologized even when i knew i didn't do anything wrong). I haven't spoken to her since, and my life is ******* PERFECT now. I eat unbelievably healthy 24/7, i work out every day doing every body exercise imaginable, and i get good grades in school. Why, you ask? So when later in life I'm an A+ student with 3 possible colleges to choose from and a ripped body, I won't have to say " **** you", because my awesome life already has.

Sorry if I'm venting.
#142 to #137 - anon (04/21/2012) [-]
Im a guy and I'm single and I've always wanted a girl best friend to obsess over. After reading all these stories I'm starting overlook it.
User avatar #41 to #1 - jigglepuff (04/21/2012) [-]
Kill her.
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#69 to #1 - greenpiss (04/21/2012) [-]
Just shat on your girl's head, hope it helps
#13 to #1 - kristernorge (04/21/2012) [-]
no go!
if she's that uncertain when flirting, shes is gonna be a bitch if you go serious.
i talk out of experience. that girl is gonna be jealous of EVERYTHING! say goodbye to all your friends, female and male. that girl is going to **** you up mentally.
and you'll end up miserable, cynical and bitter for a lot of years, and make it extremely hard for you too love again.
#153 to #1 - christyrob (04/21/2012) [-]
Sometimes, I hate being a girl because of girls like these, it makes me feel bad.  As for friendzoning you, that's terrible and you should try, as much as it'll hurt your heart, to let her go.  Out of personal experience, some girls friendzone because they like a guy who will compliment them, listen, go shopping, basically someone to be their &quot;pet&quot;, but with no intention in causing the guy to have feelings for her.  We want a guy, who's perfect, with the looks, the money, the job, and the personality.  Someone, who doesn't exist. So, when our best guy friend aka &quot;pet&quot; tells us he loves us, wants to date us, ect. we don't want it.  We don't want the relationship because he doesn't have one of those things; the looks, money, job, personality or doesn't live up to our unrealistic expectation for guys.  So, we just want to be friends, while looking for our unrealistic guy out there, without realizing what we have in front of our faces.         
   
Pic related; how I feel about your &quot;girlfriend&quot;, so to speak.
Sometimes, I hate being a girl because of girls like these, it makes me feel bad. As for friendzoning you, that's terrible and you should try, as much as it'll hurt your heart, to let her go. Out of personal experience, some girls friendzone because they like a guy who will compliment them, listen, go shopping, basically someone to be their "pet", but with no intention in causing the guy to have feelings for her. We want a guy, who's perfect, with the looks, the money, the job, and the personality. Someone, who doesn't exist. So, when our best guy friend aka "pet" tells us he loves us, wants to date us, ect. we don't want it. We don't want the relationship because he doesn't have one of those things; the looks, money, job, personality or doesn't live up to our unrealistic expectation for guys. So, we just want to be friends, while looking for our unrealistic guy out there, without realizing what we have in front of our faces.

Pic related; how I feel about your "girlfriend", so to speak.
User avatar #156 to #153 - Closebehind (04/21/2012) [-]
What keeps me attached though, is that she more than flirts with me, she will come so close to kissing me, we've come so close to it being so much more, and I really feel like she wants it too. and That's why I just keep coming back.

And thank you for your support(: I'm not angry at her, I just felt this was a good place to vent my frustration lol
User avatar #158 to #156 - christyrob (04/21/2012) [-]
It's okay and if you need girl help, I'll help you. Definitely her kissing you means she likes you, she doesn't want your love basically because she thinks you don't live up to her standards. You are breaking down her walls for what she wants in a guy, but she just can't decide to give her love or still wait for her ideal man.
#186 to #1 - masterofallgoats (04/21/2012) [-]
Ditch the bitch.
Ditch the bitch.
#107 to #1 - jmezfm (04/21/2012) [-]
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I feel for you dude...
#81 to #1 - anon (04/21/2012) [-]
I know you're venting, but the fact that you felt emotional about a scumbag dumping you makes her the winner. If she really was a jackass, then, just saying, you really shouldn't be feeling any sadness if she left your life. You should feel free, now that you're not restricted to her. Eventually you'll find the one, and you should feel happy to cross another "failed test" off the list (not implying that you should become a douchebag and treat every girl like an experiment, just saying you shouldn't feel bad that this mess left you).

At least you can stop worrying about things, and you won't have to worry about keeping secrets in and acting like their underling. They'll end up corner sluts, you be what you want to be. And even if they end up good, it's not any different from celebrity news (Kim K for example); you really shouldn't give a **** , and if you do, it's weird, because they have nothing to do with you.
#17 to #1 - anon (04/21/2012) [-]
SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME, but i was friendzoned for 3 years and after asking her out countless times i finally moved on only to have her "confess her love for me" after i told her that i had moved on and was dating our other friend. she got mad and told my gf that i was a cheating scumbag ruined my relationship then asked if we could date now. bitches be crazy
#28 to #1 - lolgno (04/21/2012) [-]
but seriously, if that's the way it's going, don't even bother, I've been in a situation like that and we did end up dating, but it was not all it's cracked up to be. Go ahead and go for someone who won't treat you like that.
#4 to #1 - ohshitizgravitycat (04/21/2012) [-]
Ah goddam...... the feels......

I'm sorry for you dude, you'll get someone feckin awesome..... don't worry dude, I got friendzoned for no good reason like last week... at a gig.... my gig D:
but oh well, i mean i flipped that **** , i told her that i just wanted to be friends before she could say anything, that planted the seed of unworthiness in her mind... i know what she finds attractive in me so all i need to do now is accentuate those qualities and she'll be eating out the palm of my hand by july..... scheming feels good when you know you're too lazy to go through with it.
User avatar #19 to #1 - Epicgetguy ONLINE (04/21/2012) [-]
>carpet doesn't match walls
>Poor fashion sense
>Walks barefooted.

2/10 would not bang.
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#62 to #42 - hesstergon (04/21/2012) [-]
Ya ive never been friendzoned either
Ya ive never been friendzoned either
#188 - jalthelas (04/21/2012) [-]
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Jack's face
#189 to #188 - jalthelas (04/21/2012) [-]
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Rose's face
#131 - organicglory (04/21/2012) [-]
the description
#127 - hengstenberg (04/21/2012) [-]
**hengstenberg rolls 07**
#150 to #127 - danili (04/21/2012) [-]
**danili rolls 0** you dropped this
#166 to #150 - ccryder (04/21/2012) [-]
For that comment, you live...
#141 to #84 - flyingkarizzle (04/21/2012) [-]
**** , you've created a huge ******* anime thread.
User avatar #88 to #84 - demotiveman (04/21/2012) [-]
I was kinda pissed when I learned she didn't have a route...
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