Cracker Barrel. . while driving to visit my grandmother I decided to stop at cracker Barrel. After eating, I set out driving again but T started to feel a rumbl Cracker Barrel while driving to visit my grandmother I decided stop at cracker After eating set out again but T started feel a rumbl
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Cracker Barrel

while driving to visit my
grandmother I decided to
stop at cracker Barrel.
After eating, I set out
driving again but T started
to feel a rumbling in the
very pit of my bowels.
I had no idea the danger T
was in and decided to
continue onward and ignore
the warnings.
Afraid that I may destroy the
very toilet, T decide not to
ask my grandmother to use her
bathroom.
By then, my bowels were nearly out
of control and the most ungodly
aroma was drifting through the air.
Ill (Shrink I
nood I blotch of
rink nhr! I' ll bl
hack in I linton.
Finally I get to her
house. At this point the
rumblings are getting
louder and more painful.
I am cooking pasta .
for you dear. It'll
only be awhile
longer."
dear. Hurry hack
though. The food
ls almost ready.
I exited the house and
released the fullest gas I
had ever smelled.
The rumbling disappeared but I
knew it was only a matter of
time before those demons
returned.
Sorry Grandma but I have
unfinished business to
attend."
The clock was ticking and the
second wave was upon me. My
last line of defense had been
breached and I knew then T had
maybe 5 minutes to get home.
when suddenly, I noticed
something in my aide rear
view mirror. . .
License and g
registration I I
please.
Officer - please - I have
to take a massive shit.
Don' t try and
funny with me
son. Now show me
some goddam
registration.
It was at that moment I
knew the battle had been
lost. I immediately jumped
out of the can and
unbuckled my pants.
an In nu. no You
INK You' ll Dolls?!
mm YOUR BIDS UP!
YOU All mull Linux!
I released my pants
and unloaded a
thousand pounds of
fecal matter.
Not only was I covered in
shit, but I had lost all
dignity and was probably
going to jail.
Turned out the
cop was so
disgusted he let
me off with just
a warning.
And that' s why I will never
eat chicken and dumplings
at Cracker Barrel again.
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Views: 14072 Submitted: 01/22/2012