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#1 - haker
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(04/17/2012) [-]
Berry you whore!!11
#88 to #1 - mjzinferno [OP]
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(04/18/2012) [-]
im sorry i started this D:
#90 to #88 - haker
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(04/18/2012) [-]
why?
#2 to #1 - nerdrugger
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(04/17/2012) [-]
oh cool off colgate
i was just a little drunk and i like to see you resit that
#55 to #2 - haker
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(04/18/2012) [-]
Pinchy I think I overreacted, I have to go find her.

(you hit the reply limit)

#85 to #55 - nerdrugger
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(04/18/2012) [-]
*reply limit* no it aint
even on strict safe search on 34 still gets through
#60 to #55 - nerdrugger
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(04/18/2012) [-]
reply to comment #58 below
#4 to #2 - haker
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(04/18/2012) [-]
You're ALWAYS DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#5 to #4 - thetimelord
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(04/18/2012) [-]
and you two fight like 4 year olds
#8 to #5 - haker
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(04/18/2012) [-]
She went and slept with that doughnut guy ....... I MEAN DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT DOUGHNUTS DO TO YOUR TEETH?
#14 to #8 - nerdrugger
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(04/18/2012) [-]
oh cmon i only occasionally get drunk. and you never let me have any fun. its always about teeth teeth teeth
#56 to #14 - thetimelord
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(04/18/2012) [-]
and Scrive bring me one of the strongest bottles of vodka we own
#58 to #56 - nerdrugger
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(04/18/2012) [-]
NO! i have had enough. look at me i passed out in a ditch again. Colgate doesn't love me any more. She kicked me out and wont let me see the kids.. i cant do this anymore. i dont want to die alone in a ditch. i want to not be drunk all the time. I want to change. too bad colgate will never take me back after last night
#65 to #58 - haker
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(04/18/2012) [-]
Oh thank god I found you Berry ..... I just wanted to say im sorry for overreacting, and Its okay if you drink every now and then. Will you forgive me?
#66 to #65 - nerdrugger
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(04/18/2012) [-]
you forgive me?
i was the one that was so evil
I let my demons take control of me
it made me so wicked to you and the young ones

i can't forgive myself for what i done.
i dont deserve to be with you
*breaks in tears* i dont deserve to be a mother
#67 to #66 - haker
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(04/18/2012) [-]
Its okay, we all make mistakes.
#69 to #67 - nerdrugger
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(04/18/2012) [-]
I'll work to be better. you are so good to me even though i been like this for so long. i just want to be back with you and the fillies.

(nice pic very appropriate also do they have one or two children?)
#71 to #69 - haker
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(04/18/2012) [-]
We all want you back too.



(and they only have one, but apparently dinky is actually berrys daughter.)
#72 to #71 - nerdrugger
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(04/18/2012) [-]
and ill always try to be there not as the drunken embarrassment but an actual member of the family

(i thought ruby was the daughter why is it thought that dinky is the filly)
#73 to #72 - haker
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(04/18/2012) [-]
Its okay if you drink sometimes, just try not to go overboard with it.


(and ruby is their daughter, but ruby's sister is dinky, who is derpy's daughter. Its from one of berrys exs)
#74 to #73 - nerdrugger
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(04/18/2012) [-]
ok i got you in moderation

(it is so hard to keep track of all the fandom stories sometimes)
#75 to #74 - haker
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(04/18/2012) [-]
*that night*


(yea, I just have a knack for remembering random ****)
#79 to #75 - shiningfinger
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(04/18/2012) [-]
(Dinky is Derpy's daughter. Berry used to do a 'big sister' program and helped Derpy take care of her)
#80 to #79 - haker
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(04/18/2012) [-]
(apparently derpy found dinky in the garbage one day, and took her home and adopted her, and apparently dinky was berry's biological daughter, and she dumped dinky when her boyfriend left her)
#81 to #80 - shiningfinger
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(04/18/2012) [-]
(Too many stories to keep up with. I like to think that Dinky is Derpy's biological daughter.)
#82 to #81 - haker
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(04/18/2012) [-]
(some people think that dinky is berry's daughter because of the coloring, and how much she looks like ruby....... i think)
#77 to #75 - nerdrugger
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(04/18/2012) [-]
ah love you and freakily clean teeth

(i remember plenty random stuff guess never really bother looking at berry punch stuff beside the drinking)
#78 to #77 - haker
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(04/18/2012) [-]
We really need to get that camera away from Pinchy.



(Ask Berry Punch is one of the tumblr blogs I go to)
#83 to #78 - nerdrugger
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(04/18/2012) [-]
oh she seen us do worse


(memo to self if you forget to turn safe search on and google two ponies at the same time u see alot of 34)
#84 to #83 - haker
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(04/18/2012) [-]
Thats not a good thing.
#63 to #58 - overwatchmd
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(04/18/2012) [-]
#62 to #58 - thetimelord
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(04/18/2012) [-]
I think I can help you out with that come on Berry and Scrive into the tardis
#64 to #62 - overwatchmd
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(04/18/2012) [-]
You just barely beat me to it
#68 to #64 - thetimelord
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(04/18/2012) [-]
hey 10, you mad
#70 to #68 - overwatchmd
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(04/18/2012) [-]
#17 to #14 - haker
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(04/18/2012) [-]
I dont want you getting drunk because when you do you go off and sleep with everypony. I mean have you even talked to ruby, or have you been too drunk?
#19 to #17 - nerdrugger
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(04/18/2012) [-]
what are you talking about she is fine, i taught her to use the internet right ruby

<--------- * dialogue from here *

im not a bad mother am i?
#21 to #19 - haker
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(04/18/2012) [-]
Pinchy has been saving up her allowance so that she can pay for rehab. Your alcoholism is affecting her too, and she just wants her mommy back.
#22 to #21 - nerdrugger
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(04/18/2012) [-]
is this is how i make everyone feel. i just was trying to enjoy life   
   
i cant deal with this   
*starts chugging*
is this is how i make everyone feel. i just was trying to enjoy life

i cant deal with this
*starts chugging*
#23 to #22 - haker
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(04/18/2012) [-]
THATS HOW YOU DEAL WITH EVERYTHING! YOU'RE ALWAYS DRUNK!!! GET OUT AND DONT COME BACK TILL YOU SOBER UP!!!!!!!!!!!!
#26 to #23 - nerdrugger
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(04/18/2012) [-]
fffffffiiiiinnnnneeeee. iii knows when i'm not vanted. yous vill be sorri.
cmonz rugby wes are leaving
#27 to #26 - haker
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(04/18/2012) [-]
No Pinchy's staying here, you're too drunk to take care of her.
#30 to #27 - nerdrugger
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(04/18/2012) [-]
YOOUUUZZZ CANTZ DO DATZ. SHES MIES DAUGHTER AND YOUZ HAZ NO RIGHT!
FUKZ YOU!
***** YOUZ COGLATE!

(i didnt know these two were shipped found quite a few pics)
#35 to #30 - haker
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(04/18/2012) [-]
We're married now, or were you too drunk to remember that too. I have every right to keep Pinchy away from a destructive parent like you.


(Yea theyre the only ship ive seen that has the married)

#38 to #35 - nerdrugger
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(04/18/2012) [-]
So whatz i karried her all those monthz. she iz mine! fine i will go, but ullz be sorwe.

*married! i thought i've seen all the random mlp ships. how did i miss this?, also two part comment give me a sec)
#40 to #38 - nerdrugger
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(04/18/2012) [-]
ill shows ya
ill shows ya all!

*faceplants in ditch and passes out*
#47 to #40 - psikid
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(04/18/2012) [-]
Uh... Pony in the ditch, are you ok?
#49 to #47 - nerdrugger
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(04/18/2012) [-]
*groans* oh what do you want human
#51 to #49 - psikid
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(04/18/2012) [-]
Are you ok? You don't seem like it seeing as how you're sleeping in a Ditch...
#52 to #51 - nerdrugger
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(04/18/2012) [-]
i know i'm in a ditch. it perfect symbolism of my life
i had it all and i threw it all away
#42 to #40 - thetimelord
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(04/18/2012) [-]
*pokes with a stick* Hey Scrive, there is a pony in a ditch
#48 to #42 - nerdrugger
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(04/18/2012) [-]
oh leave me alone i deserve to be here

(ignore the wings it looks close enough to her)
#50 to #48 - thetimelord
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(04/18/2012) [-]
*sits down next to her* I know what that feels like *turns head to Scrive* could you please get us some tea
Scrive: YES DOCTOR
<--Scrive
#54 to #50 - nerdrugger
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(04/18/2012) [-]
tea? im used to stuff much stronger
well i guess that is the reason why my life is over
#53 to #50 - overwatchmd
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(04/18/2012) [-]
I forgot, why do we have a dalek again?
I forgot, why do we have a dalek again?
#9 to #8 - thetimelord
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(04/18/2012) [-]
no, because I eat Celery and other misc items, brush my teeth, and does somepony need a hug
#13 to #9 - haker
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(04/18/2012) [-]
No im fine ...... shes the whore.
#16 to #13 - thetimelord
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(04/18/2012) [-]
I didn't say you were a whore
#15 to #13 - nerdrugger
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(04/18/2012) [-]
you take that back!
thats just plain mean of you
#20 to #15 - haker
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(04/18/2012) [-]
Is one pony not enough for you? Is that what it is?
#6 to #5 - psikid
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(04/18/2012) [-]
Doctor it would be best if you left them alone... Alittle chaos would be good...
#7 to #6 - thetimelord
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(04/18/2012) [-]
haven't seen you in a while.... there needs to be chaos once in a while
haven't seen you in a while.... there needs to be chaos once in a while
#10 to #7 - psikid
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(04/18/2012) [-]
Well, yeah I've been doing things such as adventuring, Dungoneering... helping Discord create Chaos
#11 to #10 - thetimelord
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(04/18/2012) [-]
I've been helping with a little chaos too, my tardis needs a maintenance on the eye of harmony and I need chaos to fix it
#12 to #11 - psikid
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(04/18/2012) [-]
Doctor... I'm sorry if I hurt you... but... I'm working with Discord for now... that means I'm... Evil...
#92 to #12 - xluna
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(04/18/2012) [-]
evil you say? forget discord join me nightmare moon
#94 to #92 - psikid
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(04/18/2012) [-]
Who... are... you?
#102 to #94 - xluna
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(04/18/2012) [-]
nightmare moon
#103 to #102 - psikid
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(04/18/2012) [-]
And...?
#104 to #103 - xluna
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(04/18/2012) [-]
why work for discord he is more chaotic than evil
#105 to #104 - psikid
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(04/18/2012) [-]
Mainly because he's actually making sure I LIKE being evil... I mean I was a hero and all before I did this...
#106 to #105 - xluna
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(04/18/2012) [-]
human plz i am more evil than discord
i mean really he lets him self get played on like some ponys little dolly
its pathetic
#107 to #106 - psikid
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(04/18/2012) [-]
You do realise that I SLAY evil right? And since Discord is Chaotic and not evil I don't kill him... but since you said that YOU were evil... I guess I have to Slay you
#108 to #107 - xluna
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(04/18/2012) [-]
i'm ready for your death
oh before you die i need to tell you that discord works for me now
#109 to #108 - psikid
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(04/18/2012) [-]
I call ******** on that, he said that you work for him SO... have fun trying to convince me otherwise...
#110 to #109 - xluna
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(04/18/2012) [-]
have a look at this
funnyjunk.com/channel/ponytime/Creepershy+teh+last+one/fiNNGsv/54#54
it will give you all your answers
#111 to #110 - psikid
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(04/18/2012) [-]
all I see is Discord yelling...
#43 to #12 - thetimelord
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(04/18/2012) [-]
and who do you think upgraded it, I made the outer shell of him out of the stuff that tardises are made out of and I've been doing that stuff for over 2,000 years, I make can make a tardises, sonic screwdrivers, Dalek out shells, misc..
#44 to #43 - psikid
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(04/18/2012) [-]
I'm sorry but I'm very confused suddenly...
#45 to #44 - thetimelord
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(04/18/2012) [-]
it happens
#18 to #12 - thetimelord
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(04/18/2012) [-]
I work with the holder of 2nd law and he's 12 time powerful then Discord
#25 to #18 - psikid
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(04/18/2012) [-]
I'm not scared of you, mainly because I heard that the Tardis has been destroyied
#28 to #25 - thetimelord
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(04/18/2012) [-]
Well it was, until I used the briode nebuliser and rebuilt it, boom tardis and i'm teaching the holder of the 2nd law, and the fact me, Discord, 7 other of my regenerations, and Doctor Whooves play blackjack and have a party every Friday
#29 to #28 - psikid
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(04/18/2012) [-]
You guys play Blackjack? Oh god I LOVE that game!
#31 to #29 - thetimelord
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(04/18/2012) [-]
umm we're kinda full, you know sontarian captain, Dalek captain, and sruilian captain, and well yea , but we maybe, maybe can get you in and watch out for my second and 7th regeneration, they tend to get drunk and fight
#32 to #31 - psikid
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(04/18/2012) [-]
I don't need to play, I just want to watch how Discord plays, I heard that he's REALLY hard to beat!
#33 to #32 - thetimelord
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(04/18/2012) [-]
not hard whenever he is lying and he has a secret ace and we all point out lasers, and sonic screwdriver and my nuclear screwdriver
#34 to #33 - psikid
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(04/18/2012) [-]
Meh, I don't care, I still want to watch it.
#36 to #34 - thetimelord
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(04/18/2012) [-]
*dalek commander* YOU SHALL NOT WATCH, IF YOU WANT TO COME, THEN YOU HAVE TO PLAY OR YOU WILL BE EXTER-MINATED
#57 to #36 - overwatchmd
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(04/18/2012) [-]
We are of similar prospects. We shall join forces to delete the obsolete!
#59 to #57 - thetimelord
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(04/18/2012) [-]
Sontarans, Cybermen, and a Dalek working together, I don't know what to think of this
#61 to #59 - overwatchmd
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(04/18/2012) [-]
#37 to #36 - psikid
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(04/18/2012) [-]
Oh look at this *Holds up a remote* A handly little Machine Disabler that my friend made, threaten me again and I'll use it
#39 to #37 - thetimelord
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(04/18/2012) [-]
*sontarian captain* You shall not, Dalek commander Scrive has fixed out the bugs on that
#41 to #39 - psikid
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(04/18/2012) [-]
Actually, my friend is a Genius, He managed to combine Technology and Magic in his inventions, so it's almost like a Guarantee for all his inventions!